#exploding house with my mind

[puffywuffy8904]

HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY OF ALL TIME!!! THE MOST SPECIALEST DUCK EVER!!!!!!!

[gremnda]

realm doobles i deebled during uni classes <3

[faifenaco]

I should be studying for the MCAT but instead I made this, so…enjoy! :3

[spif-lol]

Reasons why the simpsons hit and run stream is jerma's best stream

it's ELEVEN HOURS LONG

you get to witness his slow descent into madness as he insists on playing the whole game in one sitting

I can watch it when i replay the game, would recommend makes it way more enjoyable

he spends too much time doing really bad impressions trying to copy voice lines for the game and yelling "HIRE ME IM AVAILABLE"

He decides to confess half an hour in that he knows nothing about the simpsons and has only seen like one or two episodes

this is ten minutes after he references a specific episode, and then proceeds to get told off for 'spoiling' an episode of the simpsons (from like 1995) by chat

Chat also somehow manages to convince him that ten year old boy Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase from everyone's favourite family animated tv show is 'eat ass'

In general it switches between him refusing to believe things people tell him about the game despite being true and falling for obvious lies

he starts the game going 'lol wouldnt it be funny if you could run over simpsons characters' and then jokingly drives towards civillians thinking they'll jump out of the way. they go flying. he is so confused

the dissonance between early and later parts of the stream are palpable. It turns from a cheerful and lighthearted exploration of a funny simpsons game that he refuses to take seriously or accept that it could genuinely make him angry, and transforms into a desperate race against time, his computer and his own hubris as he seeks simply to finish the game so he can sleep. This stream destroys him.

the way the stream highlights are named on his youtube is hilarious. "Jerma will not get angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "Jerma might get a bit angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "d'oh"

it's extremely funny how many time he's convinced he's in the last level of the game, only to be wrong. the first time he thinks that is in the first section and hour of the stream

easily his most rewatchable stream (this is gonna cover a lot of dot points)

the amount of tragic irony and foreshadowing in this stream is almost cinematic.

at the very start of the game he complains about the music being too loud and monologues about sounds and over stimulation of game music bothers him, which of course will be very funny in the finale

he also comments a few time at the start about how annoying homer's random voice lines are, and says 'oh god he's gonna repeat that a thousand times before the end of this game'. he's right, and it nearly drives him crazy by the final mission

speaking of the final mission(s), the second time he has to transport the toxic sludge from power plant to the school he like pauses the game and very seriously addresses chat like 'alright tell me right now are the next three levels also me driving the nuclear waste to the school that cant be possible right'. and then just accepting in defeat that that is in fact how this incredibly stupid and difficult children's game finishes

when he first races against the malibu stacy car and gets destroyed he gets mad and says he wishes he could drive that car. then when he gets to drive it in later levels he quickly decides its his favourite and maintains that until the end of the game

on rewatch... you hear him audibly crack open a can that chat demands he prove to them is soft drink and not alcohol like A WHOLE HOUR before The Incident and it's a little like watching a disaster movie where you see the characters laughing and having fun little knowing how they are being hastened towards their own doom... like chat keeps bugging him about it, he keeps making excuses, he keeps sipping the drink. they bring attention to it so much and you listen to it just knowing the pain that is yet to come. dramatic irony at its finest and most heartache inducing

15. ohmyfucking gaaaawd no! no... god... ICANDOITINAJUMP! ..... BART. WHERE IS HE??? BAAART!!!! AAAUUGH

16. actually fr there's a lot of memorable jerma lines in this stream, rewatching it is like watching a jerma funny moment compilation

17. the final couple of levels where he is getting steadily more overwhelmed to the point of ferality, and then he says he has an idea and goes to the sound menu and turns everything off. voice lines. music. sound effects. and then we watch him play the level in complete silence. and it actually helps him focus its really funny

18. the whole tragic sequence where he is in the FINAL LEVEL. he has played it so many times and just missed it by a few seconds. he is tired. he is hungry. he just wants to get off stream and eat a BURGER. he is focussing as hard as he can. he is almost there. he runs over too many things and the police are after him. but its okay. he's doing it! he's gonna make it!!! he gets to the school with time to spare and is sucked up into the end of the game beam. it's over. except then the police get sucked into the beam as well. he gets arrested in the beam. which teleports him and the car out of the beam. WHICH MEANS THE TIMER RUNS OUT AND HE LOSES. so he has to do it all over again. it's actually so so so funny and also something i think i personally wouldn't survive if i was in jerma's position in that moment

19. okay we have to talk about The Incident. bc i already alluded to it and bc like, i couldn't not talk about it. as stated above Jerma cracks open a can so you can hear it and chat immediately accuses him of being an alcoholic. he adamantly insists that it is a soft drink not a beer but they refuse to believe him unless he proves it by showing camera. he's playing on a modded ps2 pc port or whatever of the simpsons so it's a complicated setup and he explains that it would be too hard and also he's shirtless so they will just have to believe without seeing. chat continues to harass him while he goes on to play the game, specifically most of the lisa level. he laughs it off but eventually caves, gets up and get a blanket to cover himself and then alt tabs, holds his can up to the camera and says 'alright you satisfied? that might have just fucked up the game'. so then he tries to tab back into the game and it. crashes. hard. so hard that the game won't actually turn back on. so jerma's cursing and fiddling with the controls and saying its over. then it finally reboots and the game works and he's so relieved and it loads and he realises that he has lost SO MUCH PROGRESS. he's back at the start of the lisa section. this is truly the turning point of the game where it goes from being a fun experience to a nightmare gauntlet

20. on a related note: jerma waiting with bated breath *sound of simpsons game booting back up after refusing to for far too long* jerma: yeeeAAAAAH

21. im watching it right now as i replay, which is why im thinking about it obv. so i will almost certainly have more to add to this

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

the season 1 finale of het huis anubis is actually so insane LMFAO

[icewindandboringhorror]

sneepy cozy time....

[madame-fear]

Imagine Lucerys taking you moongazing at late hours of the night, when no one is around to bother.

It would be just the two of you, resting your bodies against the ground, from the Dragonstone beach, where he often swordtrains with his eldest brother, feeling the grains of sand under yourselves. The sea tides gently being moved by the cool nightly breeze, provoking a soothing sound as the waves clashed against one another, and they crept to the shore; occasionally hitting against some small shells, and rocks.

The lucid light shining from the moon would be reflected down into the sea, and gracefully against your faces very slightly.

It’s just the two of you, listening to the sounds of your surroundings, and your own chest rising and descending with each breathing; inhaling your ambrosial scents that never failed to put you at ease whenever you needed it. Perhaps you’re glued to his side, with his arms around your delicate figure, or maybe you’re laying your body on top of his own. Either way, you would always find a way to press loving kisses and show physical, innocent puppy love.

Luke’s fingertips would gently trace the back of your hand as you caressed his chest in a leisure up-and-down manner, feeling your velvety skin under his touch, leaving the faint ghost of his stroking as he stroked you. Expect him to delicately raise your hand to his lips, kissing your palm dedicately, and his soft pecks and smooches would travel across your nails, fingers, and knuckles.

You would most definitely softly whisper things to one another. Maybe it’s your insecurities, bad jokes for you to quietly chuckle stupidly, little secrets that no one but both of you know from each other, or simply, express one another’s thoughts as you lay down for the bright moonshine to reflect upon you. Feeling each other’s warmth, your lips in every inch of your skins, cuddling to no end, fervidly interwining your fingers on his dark, messy hair to the point it makes his hazel eyes flutter shut in delight, and solely enjoying the quality time you manage to have next to one another, all by yourselves, with no one around to possibly interrupt you.

The sweet little dragon prince would absolutely adore to have you on the tight grip of his arms, kissing every bit of you; pampering you, spoiling you, cherishing and loving your entire self, like you deserved to be loved, and taken care of.

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[lastoneout]

fr tho everyone focuses on AZ sucking because it's so hot but I can 100% confirm the problem isn't the heat it's the fucking CONCRETE and cars and non-native plants and shit like if we actually tried to live within in this biome instead of trying to bend it to our will we'd all be a lot happier

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Foreman haters do NOT fucking interact.

[dangaer]

ships where muse a is outwardly insane and while muse b is much more calm than them, is equally or in their own way insane inside ( especially if its towards their dynamic with muse a. ) are truly beautiful though.

[easeupkid]

new person at work trying to peer pressure me into doing a charity 5k after i already told her no i don’t want to and it is starting to annoy me so bad!!!!!

[horsewiferikai]

Doodles........................ pt.1

[mountmortar]

hey windows when i said "restart the computer" that wasn't code for "update the computer" that actually meant RESTART THE FUCKING COMPUTER

[angels444yuri]

whyyyy did i fall asleep without plugging in my phone. god

[goldensunset]

now that my sisters are hooked on playstation gaming bc they got to try it for a bit i’m like guuuuys if we all pool our money we could invest in a ps5 together… (they want to play the fanciest most realistic games from this decade and i want to play a clunky series that’s older than me)

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Guys what do I do when my baby brother wants to be just like me. Besides weep and sob and explode of course