#babygirl why are we talking about philosophy

[braxiatel]

Goodtimeswithscar is a sexyman and I will prove it to you

If you are still on the fence I encourage you to look at the sexypedia - a wikipedia dedicated to tumblr sexymen - and checking out their tropes page. Scar meets 35/62 on a list where recent winner of the tumblr sexyman poll Cecil Palmer of WTNW fame only has 8 listed on his character page!

35!

Scar is Textbook, and if you need proof I have gone through all the tropes and explained why they apply to him!

VOTE SCAR!

4th Wall Blurring: This one is arguable due to the nature of the medium but I’ll include it

Animal Theming: See: animal hybrid headcanons and designs. Cat Scar, panda Scar, hyena Scar, avian Scar - they’re everywhere!

Angst: That cactus ring… magic mountain. need I say more? This boy has angst. 

Bait: *gestures at the shirtless skins*

Capitalist: she sells sea shells on the sea shore but the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cause there’s loads on the sand step one you must create a sense of scarcity 

Chaoslord: HotGuy! [snipes you for no good reason]

Criminal: shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare you see bear with me take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island stockpile them high until they’re rarer than the price of diamond

Con Artist: step two gotta make the people think that they want them really fucking want them hit ‘em like Bronson influencers product placement if you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fucking waste man

Dealmaker: three it’s monopoly invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals they’re a poor man’s quality

Distinctive Voice: I do not need to make any arguments here. Have you heard him???

Quotable Catchphrase(s): well hello there, scarred for life, “a-ma-zing”, etc.

Distinctive Laugh: I think I autism stole Scar’s laughter (whoops) so I’m giving him this one too, but also that gigle is just very good and we all know it, right?

Dominating: from the trope description: “Characters who assert their power over others. Could be through manipulation, magic, smugness, or force of personality.” Yes. 

Duality: Convex did not put their whole entire vexussies into that possession storyline for us to forget about it. 

Egotistical: This one is arguable and a question of characterisation, but I think that we can all agree that on some levels, yes. 

Eldritch: From the trope description: “Since the typical sexyman is a tall mostly human looking pale twink, in a vast majority of the cases the eldritch is a heavy implication lying just under the surface.” Hello? Vex Scar?? 

Gay: See subsection: 

LGBTQ+ Coded: That cactus ring. Mumbo “eye candy” Jumbo. The season 7 mayoral race. Concorp. His jolly rancher arc. This man has so many boyfriends. 

Girlboss: listen I think a lot of characters who aren’t traditional girlbosses get called so, but with Scar I think it’s accurate okay. Did Scar utilize girl power effectively when he and Cub were blatant war profetiers during the season 6 civil war? yes. Absolutely. Girlboss. 

Glowing Neon: vex blue anyone?

Hot-headed: Don’t let his calm exterior fool you. Remember. Scar when someone steals his horse: *sets their whole entire house on fire*. 

Intelligence: yes but also see subsection

Smartdumb: Okay listen. Scar is Smart. Scar is very smart. And I specifically have to make sure you know I am talking character only here because cc!Scar seems to me to be a Very intelligent person with a wide field of knowledge. But uhm. c!Scar dies so much and so often in ways that are completely unavoidable. He does silly things without thinking of the consequences. I have seen enough people calling him a himbo (beloathed term) enough times that I do not need to argue this point. He is smart but also babygirl Why are you like this.

Johnlocked: “When two characters are shipped extensively by fans despite the pairing not necessarily being canon (or even present) in the original work.” it started out with a cactus ring how did it end up like this, it was only a cactus ring, it was only a cactus ring

Knifemurder: Hotguy! [snipes you a second time] 

Magnificent Bastard: This Is The Whole Point. Scar oozes charisma even when he is the villain and that’s why he is so beloved. He is smart, he is stylish, he is charming, even while he is killng you. This is the point. 

Marked Canon/Fanon Divergence: “Sexymen with a large gap between how they are in the original work (Canon) and how they are commonly portrayed in fanworks (Fanon)” see : the fake crystals vs Scar actually having magic, the abs being painted on vs shirtless Scar everywhere, etc.

Monster Features: vex scar vex scar vex scar

Nonhuman: like the vex thing is literally canon it’s not fanon those cons sure did vex 

Pale Twink: We could have done many things with this collection of blocks people, and yet my dash is full of shirtless twinks/twunks every day ending with a y. Curious. 

Perpetual Smiler: Okay listen this is partially the nature of the medium but also 1) that is a distinctive smile and 2) have you see the fanworks? 

Power: This man tried to sell fake magic crystals and we all just decided he can do magic. He was an elf once and now fae/elf Scar headcanons are everywhere. 

Scars: I- I’m not explaining myself here. yes??? 

Tall: I can think of one, maybe two portrayals of Scar that have made him short. 

Theme Song: four expand, expand, expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hands five why just shells why limit yourself she sells seashells sell oil as well six guns sell stocks sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish sell the time to a clock seven press on the gas take your foot off the brakes then run to be the president of the united states eight big smile mate big wave that's great now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate nine polarise the people controversy is the game it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name ten the world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause uou're a liar a cheat a devil a whore and you sell seashells on the seashore

Unkempt: so those rugged life series Scars, huh? 

Villain: Scar has been the villain several times and has a Long list of crimes to his name

Technically Antagonist: see 3rd life

Villain Protagonist: unreliable narrator Scar my beloved. I love how he just *does terrible things edited to make him look like he’s just a silly little guy having some harmless fun*

Well-Dressed: Hmmm I wonder why waggon/tycoon Scar routinely wins every Scar skin poll. Also he has enough outfits to include these sub categories too: 

Suitguy: “Characters who typically wear formalwear, specifically suits. Often includes waistcoats, top hats, bowties, and pinstripes. Other neckwear may also be worn.” Again. The tycoon skin really lives rent free in all out minds, huh?

Long Coat/Cape/Robe/Etc: bathrobe wizard Scar my beloved but also do you know how many thirst trap last life Scars I’ve seen?? 

White Twink Humanization: He is made out of blocks in canon. We did not need to make him like this and yet we did. 

White Hair: last life Scar beloved by many <3

VOTE SCAR!

[al-hekima-madara-blog]

Schoolgirls dictatorship and Naruto fandom

After a year hanging around in the tumblr Naruto fandom, I've learned with certitude that men (and women) are forbidden to have friendship and express brotherhood. But also, I've just noticed recently that poor general culture is a must. When you read a story you shouldn't be curious to google what you don't understand and expand your view. but in contrary you should tear down the plot to your limited schoolgirl comprehension of the world. And gaslight everything/everyone that/who doesn't fit to your desires. And if it's not enough, have a tantrum, call people names !

What do I mean by schoolgirl? You don't need to be at school, neither being a teenage not even being a girl. You can be a 40 years old mother of 6 with a deep schoolgirl mindset. Schoolgirl is a concept, a way of life, a philosophy of being. It's rooted from the idea that everything is about you somehow. What you feel is what the world shall feel, what you see is what the world shall see, and in the Naruto fandom what you want is what Kishimoto wanted too but couldn't say it loud enough so he needs YOU to make it more obvious to the ignorant mass of readers. Here is an exhaustive list of what a schoolgirl will demand and impose as canon no matter if it destroys the whole story in the process :

intense emotional romance (love or hate, with me or against me tropes)

intense hardcore sex (hormonal urges)

intense anxieties. Toxic love affairs, taking pleasure in the victimhood's position with a total refusal to acknowledge own mistakes is a peak.

abolition of friendship. It's a shonen but you know those sad and pathetic males in denial of their true feeling, stubbornly platonic who refuse to engage in graphic intercourses for the well-being of schoolgirls' libido.

meowmeow-fication of the world, the cuter the better. Why should we take into account the mysterious attraction in the otherness, the beauty, the paradox and awe in human's nature, human's temperaments, the subtle differences between men and women while it's so much more easy for your lazy brain when everyone is a babygirl.

Decontextualisation. War? shinobi world? history? geography? politics? nuances? foreign cultural norms? No this is too deep for a schoolgirl. You need storyline like junk food, it needs to be fat, heavily sweet and easy to digest. How dare you add subliminal references to others artists from past centuries, arts, mythologies? You mean the schoolgirl needs to actually open a non fanfictional book? Shut up !

I was reading lately a comment from someone stressing that there is "obvious" romance spotted when Madara asks Hashirama to kill him and in reverse when Hashirama chose to kill himself. I thought to myself : Ok maybe not everyone knows what is the bushido (google it!) ...but surely this fandom has seen before a war movie or knighthood movie or even spend time talking with actual soldiers? They seems to genuinely ignore what is a code of honour. Secondly we're talking about a japanese manga and the Warring state era is heavily inspired by the real Japanese warring state era (Sengoku Jidai). If you have watched the documentary Age of samurai on Netflix, they… decide to perform su*cide all the goddamn time! 😭 Often for reasons related to honour, avoidance of disgrace for the group after a general loose a battle. But also a su*cide can be a form of protestation, a way to tell an important message.

Emile Durheim (google him!), a sociologist who wrote a study about su*cide classifies them in 4 differents types : egoistic, anomic, fatalistic and altruistic su*cide. The well-known japanese seppuku performed by samurai is part of the altruistic form. When Hashirama is ready to die, It has nothing to do with emotional turmoil for the love of his life or whatever metaphysical anxiety. He wants to prove how strongly resolved he is to build his village and the new era of peace he dreamed of and for that he's resolute to give up his own life for the benefit of the group. It's true heroism and it's selfless (see, I'm not a fan of Hashirama but I can detach myself from my subjective feelings sometimes)

And just before that, Madara accepting death from Hashirama's hand (a former childhood friend) is also a proof how highly he esteems Hashirama as a victorious winner even if he is his arch-enemy. In his own way Madara shows his selflessness. In this precise moment, even in his personal pain and anger against the Senju, he's still able to recognise Hashirama's dignity and protect him from going through the same despair of losing a brother. But yeah that's too much effort… Schoolgirl fever is way more comfortable, right?

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S3Ep4. Aka WOAH THAT'S A LOT OF TRAUMA FOR MY POOR GABRIELLE Part 1 😭

Ffs why is Ares here AGAIN

OH who is THIS

Discord?? She kinda 👀 (gosh her outfit)

Ares you are so mfing UGLY I hate your stupid beard

Call him out, Discord 😍

GABRIELLEEEE

Hehe she's doing philosophy

Gosh Xena is silly silly

HER SLAPPING GABRIELLE TO STOP HER

BRITANNIA

CAESAR. FUCK.

Oh that did something to her. Poked that trauma, hu

Damn her listing stuff

"You know her?"

Why is there a dude with only one god again

"And to destroy Caesar" EPIC MUSIC. OHOHOHHH. She's gonna go REVENGE

"Xena doesn't hate Romans. Just Caesar."

Damn, Xena actually telling Gabrielle stuff? 😂

"The gods I know are trouble enough"

Sdbfhhdhdd HE MATERIALISED AROUND THE SWORD

Jesus Ares, fuck YOOOUUU

oh I hate this Ares whispering in her ear. I'd genuinely rather have Joxer here compared to Ares... Like if I had to choose. Preferably I want neither.

Is this Gabrielle's boyfriend of the week 😑

GABRIELLE BELIEVES IN LOVE TO XENA THO

I love Gabrielle teaching sb what Xena taught her

GABRIELLE GENTLY ASKING WHAT'S UP ❤️

I love them talking 😊

They really said Damn we got a ship now, let's put like four episodes on a boat!

How's the view from up there

Ohhh, is she sending morse code

"Yes, sir. They're headed north" ehdhdhd

A chariot again. Damn makes me nostalgic for Callisto

OH A HOT WOMAN

Damn Xena and that woman definitely fucked in the past. They have divorced sapphics energy

I dearly love that you actually see something in these night scenes. As opposed to new shows

GABRIELLE NOOOOOOO!!!!

I love women btw.

"Because your hatred for him won't allow you to be elsewhere" Oh she read her like a scroll of parchment

AHHHHH XENA LIKE "No that's impossible"

Oh shit she's about to murder someone bc her gf isn't here (*cough* Xena and Vastra are so alike-)

oh fuck yea...

And her ex kneeew

"Nooo." ough

Stop manhandling Gabrielle my babygirl

Pls she's so FEISTY😍😊

YUCK. CAESAR

Hi Karlchen.

OH. GABRIELLE IS TRYING TO SELL HERSELF SHORT SO SHE CAN'T BE USED TO BLACKMAIL XENA

Shit r they gonna threaten to crucify Gabrielle

Ohhh, is Xena gonna infiltrate

EW. STRAIGHT AGENDA (I knooow it's just a cover but still)

Eepy Gabrielle

Uh oh. I hate how smart Caesar is...

NOOOOOOOOO THEY PUT GABRIELLE UP

NO. NOPEEEE NOT THE BROKEN LEGS That's so fucked up

Xena's gonna save her

HA. She knew they were gonna bring them there.

Haha, Caesar's dumbstruck face

GABRIELLE CAN YOU MAKE BIGGER HEART EYES AT XENA

"Timing. We've got to work on timing."

HER CATCHING GABRIELLE 😍

She split his spear!!!

AHAHA FUCKING LOSER GOT HURT.

Rip his banner!!!

Oh, now his massive ego is scratched

NOT GABRIELLE APOLOGISING FOR BEING CAPTURED 😭😭😭

Awww, poor thems

Oh fuck they're taking the temple

Their shield formation and Xena just jumps them... 😂

Mmmmm... Not sure I like that. I'm calling the temple is a trap honestly... This went too smoothly

Oh Xena is enjoying this TOO much

And of course Ares is back.......

Ares stop shouting.

"Trust me, Xena!" "Based on what?" YES

Uhhhh why does this have the vibe of sacrificial virgin.....

Is their one god Chaos

Innocent blood? OH FUCK Gabrielle's blood innocence isn't it

NOOOOO, GABRIELLE

Mmmmmmh...

O_O GABRIELLE STABBED HER. SHE JUST KILLED FOR THE FIRST TIME

This is gonna let the god come out

WTFFFFFFF

I hate this guy

GABRIELLE MY POOR GIRL 😭😭😭

SHE'S SCREAMING, SOMEONE GO HUG HER. XENA!!!! YOUR GF IS IN DANGER

Oh she is enjoying that revenge on Xena bit too much

"That's where Gabrielle is" HUAGGHH

SHE HUGS HER. SHE HOLDS HER AWWWW

"No, Gabrielle, you couldn't"

"Accidentally!!!" "No, I stabbed her"

POOR GABRIELLE!!! SHE'S HIDING BEHIND XENA. PROTECTIVE XENA.

"What have you done to her, you BASTARD!?" She's big mad

Oh fuck. They wanna welcome that god and there's a battle about to begin outside

GABRIELLE!!!! FIRE. MY POOR BABY

Xena is so frightened for her gf

She's hovering over flames

Damn what a thin stone wall

HOLD ON GABRIELLE

Xena was scratched :(

BOOB KNIFE!!!

Xena is so sexy honestly

"Great at WHAT?" OH SHE'S THROWING HIM IN AND SAVING HER WIFEY

"I got you, I got you" Aaaaaaah

THEY'RE SO CLOSE. XENA IS SO PROTECTIVE OF HER

Kaboom

OUGH THEY'RE SO

"It hurts inside" OUGH sobbing. Gabrielle got me sobbing

Damn those are some CGI'd ruins

Also they really just abandoned the supposed A plot of the battle. That was SO smart tho. Like, from a story perspective. It was brilliantly executed.

[siilvan]

for my babygirl Petra: 🎮💯🍎☕️🧐 (answer however many im just nosy 🫶)

i will literally never complain about getting multiple of these, i can talk about petra 24/7 🫡 (link to oc game)

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 1. Petra's an artist! She has a journal that she keeps on herself almost 24/7 and every page that isn't dedicated to work-related info is filled with drawings. Her preferred subjects are nature; animals, plants, locations, etc., but she tries to sneak in drawings of the people around her whenever she can. There's a specific piece that I plan on turning into a fic 🤭 2. She can play the drums! She's no master, but she's skilled. Why the drums, you may ask? Because of her Uncle Frank. Idc if it was a silly easter egg, Frank's a drummer to me now, and Petra fell in love with it when she was little thanks to him. Women drummers are also hot so. What’s the issue. 3. Reading! Petra's a major bookworm in her spare time. Her favorite genres are romance and philosophy. For romance, she just likes the warm, fuzzy feeling it gives her. Regarding philosophy, she has a great interest in people as a whole and often fights with herself in things like morals versus duty, "right" versus "wrong", seeing the good in almost everyone...

💯 100 POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 1. She listens to Sleep Token pretty religiously. Favorite genre of music is probably rock – what genre? Yes. The answer is yes. She doesn't believe in consistency. 2. Has a lengthy skincare routine, is absolutely heartbroken every time she's deployed because she can't do it in the field. She's forced convinced the boys to do it with her before, some put up more resistance than others. 3. She's got major entomophobia! While there are certain insects that Petra can handle (within reason, let's not get ahead of ourselves), the vast majority will have her jumping out of her skin. She can force herself to manage it in the field, but she usually comes out of those operations needing to scrub her skin raw to feel clean again. Am I projecting? Yes, yes I am.

🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace? Petra was born in the city of Rotterdam! She moved to The Hague in her early 20s (probs like 20-22), so she's not very far from her birthplace! She lived in Copenhagen for a couple years while she was getting her master's degree, but she's been in The Hague ever since. She doesn't have any particularly strong feelings towards Rotterdam; it's where she and her brother grew up, but she visits it enough that there's nothing terribly nostalgic about it.

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc.)? Coffee, tea, water... it all depends on her mood. Petra cares about her body, so she stays hydrated fr. She's particular to chai, black, and herbal teas, and prefers it decently sweet. As for coffee, she's not a snob that drinks it black – she adds milk, sugar, creamer... anything she can to make it more pleasant. Price has called her coffee "glorified milk" before. She threatened to run his cigars through the grater. He did not make any comments after that.

🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? Again... sorta depends on the situation. At her core, she thinks with her heart more than her head. Petra's a humanitarian and cares about what's best for the people above all else. This has put her at odds with both herself and allies before, and has unfortunately led to her getting too heavily involved with enemies that she saw some goodness in. On the flip side, she can be that cold, calculating, "we get dirty, world stays clean" type that the team needs when necessary. Petra's spent enough time in the field to know that logic takes precedence over emotions 99% of the time, even if it leaves her with a sour taste in her mouth in the end.

thank youuuuu bestie teehee 🥰🫶

[hychlorions]

hi hello do you have any totally not self projection (haha twirls hair) headcanons for apollo thee justice or klavier babygirl gavin,,

hahaha…. oh yes…. all of my headcanons are totally. not self-projection…. so let's start with saying i've already posted some here and here (the first one isn’t really hcs specifically but there are some sprinkled in there)

anyway. i have no idea how to. yk. format any of this so i’m just gonna give a list (with pictures also).

this got long so under the read more once again !

so first up are the ones for apollo. we have a lot for him bc he’s just like me fr 🥴:

i am finally going to elaborate on the boxed milk that’s mentioned in the second link

used to cry at seeing strays bc he felt sorry for them and wanted to take them in

just absolutely hates cucumbers. can't stand them at all. he even remotely tastes one and/or bites into it and feels cucumber texture he will Gag

what is apollo justice’s greatest achievement and why is it getting the highest score in his class on his philosophy exam on only two hours of sleep

usually forgets he’s scared of needles until he needs to get a vaccine or a blood test and then it’s too late—

scared of mascots. usually forgets about this too until there’s a mascot in front of him and then it’s too late—

scared of frogs. he wasn't always though. he's still not sure why he developed the fear

would actually genuinely want to dress like klavier but never really has the time or the eye for picking out the wardrobe and is honestly scared abt buying styles that aren’t tried and true on him (bc if it DOESN’T LOOK GOOD then he WASTED MONEY). but once he does get the right clothes and he goes out like that it’s like. oh god why did i do this. then he gets home and it’s like. why was i so worried. i’m HOT

he definitely just got into astrology bc he confused it with astronomy as a kid trying to relate to clay. actually he doesn’t even really believe in that stuff it’s just something interesting to read about when he’s bored

THIS ONE. there’s actually more to it but it’s more klavier-focused than apollo so that’s between me, god, and my friend

some gender things bc i ended up elaborating a lot on this once: • here’s a quote from something unfinished, said to trucy and athena as they talk about things they never got to do as kids (such as sleepovers and makeovers, which they wanna drag apollo into. inevitably.): “I mean… after growing up in Khura’in I never really thought about makeup,” Apollo admits. “But then I moved here, and I got older here, and then it used to feel like something I had to learn so I could fit in. Then, you know… I didn’t need or want it anymore. So I’m decent! Out of practice, but decent.” • i like to think that apollo's trans experience has been largely rooted in gender euphoria rather than dysphoria? as in he's never felt connected to his agab so being referred to as such before he transitioned (socially or otherwise) has been :/ at most but when a store clerk called him sir by accident once it was like a eureka moment

ok now klavier time:

when they were kids kristoph once made up a game where he would throw rocks at klavier. that’s it that’s the whole game. like this

he had. so many teeth problems. he got braces as a kid and he ended up almost needing them again in his early 20s but nah he ended up just getting like. veneers and retainers.

will spend half an hour picking bell peppers out of his food if he has to. just to get rid of them all. terrible stuff and the taste is always so overpowering

absolutely obsessed with food as a metaphor for love

collects soaps and perfumes and colognes. basically anything nice-smelling he will absolutely love so it's easy to get him birthday gifts when you don't know what else to get him

you can put him in a situation where all of the signs will point to a very obvious conclusion regarding another person (can be about anybody) and he’d be like “unless they confirm that themselves i’m not gonna act on it >:(“ this has always led to more situations. naturally. he's not stupid for this btw there's just a lot of self doubt going on

scared of restringing guitars. those high-e strings are no joke :”)

“so what instrument do you play?” “well guitar of course. a recorder if it counts. i taught myself some songs on the piano, i know a bit of bass, the ukulele, some violin training, the melodica but that’s just because i know piano—“ “okay, okay, i get it.”

for his highschool music class he aced a hearing test and people thought he had perfect pitch. it was actually because he was comparing all the notes to the opening g note in welcome to the black parade—

oftentimes he picks up hobbies that kristoph tries out bc he thinks it’ll make kristoph think he’s cool. ends up being better at it than kristoph lol

when he first found out he was bi he cuffed his jeans soooo much bc he thought it was a cool identifier. no babe it’s just a dumb thing people say……

accidentally figured out gender in the cemetery once. then like. only realized he did that about 10-ish years later? yeah 🥴 has anyone else been both everything and nothing and something else entirely all at once. klavier has. and he still is

u didn’t ask, but klapollo all together:

apollo: why does my back hurt so much i am so young and so healthy… also apollo: sleeps like this

(side note that while i may have drawn klavier but even if you remove him from the equation apollo will still sleep like that. klavier does hog the bed a lot though)

this one.

klavier has this hair routine once a week where he has to sit in the shower and wait for the product to set for like 10-15 minutes. before they move in together he'd have apollo to text while waiting bc he's the only other person who's awake since klavier likes to shower early. when they move in together... klavier still texts him lol he has no shame

jacket-stealing/giving is something that can actually be so personal. sorry i've just been obsessed with klavier giving apollo his jackets lately. later he'll find out he can steal apollo's hoodies too bc he buys them in XL (they're comfier)

one last. discord screenshot.

[space-specs]

I, T and X <333

Thanks for the ask bestie, this was very fun!!

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

BBC Sherlock. I really wanted to watch this show when it was all over tumblr and all my friends were watching it back in like 2014, but I never got around to it. Eventually, people stepped back and were like "actually, so much about this show sucks so much", and I was just kinda glad I'd never actually watched it yet and now I won't. If I want Sherlock content, tbh, I'll probably just rewatch "Elementary, Dear Data" from Star Trek: TNG. Or finally finish the Enola Holmes stuff.

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

Duke Thomas cannot make direct eye contact with people. It gives him a splitting headache. Since eyes both absorb and reflect light, looking directly at someone's eyes creates a sort of feedback loop of light beams for him.

Cass is, in all actuality, older than Jason. However, because there is some ambiguity about her precise age, both of them frequently insist they are the older sibling of the two. They could very easily confirm who is older; they both refuse because they don't want to be wrong.

Steph is more of the common sense in the batfam than people give her credit for. Don't get me wrong, she is far from normal (she is vigilante, she grew up in Gotham), but she is the one with the wherewithal to, idk, solve her problems by actually talking to people. She's clever and witty and quick on her feet and actually some really good and really practical people skills.

Duke and Jason are both functionally immortal for different reasons. (Also, they are good brothers and DC needs to bring back the two of them getting to interact).

Tim doesn't call Bruce "dad" and probably never will. Not because he doesn't see Bruce as his parent, but because "dad" has some very complex connotations for him and he doesn't want to apply those to Bruce. More specifically, because good batdad is canon to me, Bruce is better than what "dad" means to him. (It’s also important to me that Jack does try to be a father to Tim and does love him. But loving your kid is not always enough. Sometimes you still hurt them).

There's definitely something I'm forgetting that I'm even more die hard about, but this is already more than I intended on writing for this one 😂 needless to say this is a fun question. (Also maybe putting this out will kickstart me writing the fics I have planned based on 3 of these)

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Tried very hard not to just put every single batkid on this list but know that I would go to war for any of them I love them all so much.

In no particular order

1. Jason Todd -- listen, do I think his philosophy on crime should be applied to the real world? No, absolutely not. Has he done anything wrong ever? Also no.

2. Duke Thomas (bonus: the whole We Are Robin crew) -- if you hate Duke Thomas, meet me in Denny's parking lot. Something is clearly wrong with you and I will right it via blunt force trauma /j.

3. Tim Drake -- Catch me untangling the mess that is his fanon and canon characterizations and weaving a beautiful tapestry out of it. I see so many wrong interpretations about him and I am tired. Very carefully sorting out what should and shouldn't be kept from both fanon and canon every time I write him.

4. Cassandra Cain -- she has done nothing wrong ever and she deserves to be Batman. my favorite weirdgirl ever <3

5. Trevor Belmont -- my wife /p just introduced me to Castlevania and I did not expect to love it this much. Trevor is my babygirl and I would die for him.

6. Sypha -- I love her soooo much and I am dreading any potential romantic arcs to come about since she's the female lead because I really don't think she needs it. Please let her be cool af and single and not ruined in favor of the inevitable contrived romance, oh god.

7. Rise!Mikey -- I started my dive into tmnt content with Rise and then I tried to go back and watch 2012 because people said it was also good but they were so mean to Mikey 😭 I couldn't do it. He is like a squeaky toy to me.

8. Rise!Donnie -- I am captivated by his autism swag. Enough said. (Him and Mikey as a brother duo is so precious to me).

9. Razer -- Watch Green Lantern: The Animated Series if you haven't already. Do it. I promise you will not regret it. I won't say anything because spoilers but I have so much to say.

10. Talia al Ghul -- I am taking a knife to canon and carving out the parts I don't like because she is a good mom, goddammit!

Bonus: Koriand'r. I haven't read enough comics to know much about her, but I respect woman juice everyday for my favorite 6+ ft buff alien woman. (She should get to be huge and strong and I will fight for that).

[cheriepomu]

I love my current fruend group so so so much even if they are unhealthy but like :((

Also describing them and labeling them as MBTIs(observation and intuitions)

What a fabulous life to have Ni doms, INTP m m, X, ISTP, INFP and ISFP(?) in a single group

The chaos always unfolds, INFJ is always narrating shit, sending a story out of nowhere but still narrates the topic

THEY ALSO READ MY ENTRIES?#!#?#?#?

NI DOMS WHAT GAVE YOU THE REASON TO EXACTLY READ A NE-FI THOUGHTS?#!?

LIKE THAT'S ALMOST THE REASON WHY I MADE A THREAD SO PEOPLE WON'T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH MY BS

YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT NOOOOOO IM CRYONG THE AMOUNT OF SHIT I'VE EVER SAID IS KAJSHSJWHAJS

MEOW MEOW GIVE US LOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE

My intuition says you're an INFJ. Deal with it.

If Ni dom, why best? /Hj

INTJ with its thoughts and philosophies (along with an INTP m)

Also ily(/p, no homo) for smacking bussin musics to mw ANDDDD being part of my shenanigans mwa mwa also I made them say meow ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Not boring y'all, but please don't involve my brain with philosophies whenever I'm in a fever(whenever im combusting with energy, not an illness)

It's funny how they say "go d-e" to everyone but not me I'm so fabulous that I'm not told to kms😌/j

Omg I'm giving them part of my personality and way of speaking yall!!! I am so so so fabulous

MALEWIFE

I REPEAT MALEWIFE

SOOOO BABYGIRL/j

Cook for me pls 😭

Reason why I assumed this guy is intj is because of philosophies and interests in such things like bloody stuff, violence and stuff(probably opposite of mine‼️‼️), Emo /j they aren't emo, "fuck people" kind of introvert, did I mention their intelligence about technology? Not to stereotype but hwwoowowowowowowowowowowowoqpqowooqqoqoqoqoqopwwpowowowowoqpqpwpwow, meow material‼️‼️

One thing I could say is they're probably organised and have things in order and yet have time for Terraria it's making me envious😭

"why do you say they're a malewife if I may ask?"

Good question.

XSTP iz always talking about m-s and jim and has a big moo- (the word gym automatically says that this person is an XSTP)

Isfp having sexc fashion and also artist buddy and another buddy that takes part of my manboob shenanigans

Infp with its inner chaos, ily mwa mwa/p and infps in general (intuition. Also she reeks of FiXxSi energy)

INTP m with his thing on bandori and intj atutu philosophies and chinese histories,

X is eh, boring. Uninteresting topics, glad I didn't join its thread, probably annoying bs. I really HATED it when I was in a temporary relationship with them(like stop, don't call us sweetsie)

AND AND AND AND above all else they are(i mean everyone, including unmentioned) loving but only shows it in such ways and it's cute because people function differently but like they never play favourites but they're just mmmm

I love them, I may tell lotttttttsssssaaaaaa stuff about me and what's going on with me but I can't be honest

I can't tell them how much I cherish them even though we've only been friends for about a year

I've gone through more phases than I should

Yet they don't ignore me(generally speaking they do sometimes but only when they're deep into conversation, I always quit midway because I'm getting bored)

Yk we can just ping eachother but we chose not to aJajajajaj

These bitches makes me go outside my box, truly a home.

I've had many friends in the past but they always seem to betray me(venti pls adopt me hyhwyeheuheu)

I hope it doesn't happen again, I resent "history repeats itself", it's describing me.

Note: When i say shenanigans as in mischief behaviours and not dishonesty

Truly yours but never them,

ENFP. (Naur I'm not mistyped, a redditor typed me and they're an INFP like ily ily ily mwamwa/p and gave me some reasons why I'm an ENFP)

Bro I'm so lucky that they don't have tumblr ir else im dead

[burntblueberrywaffles]

My 2023 recap (but it's through all my favorites posts I've made this year)

Part 2! (part 1 here)

Aug 14th

Me @ the prequels haters:

Aug 14th

Aug 18th

He did it for me specifically and I thank him every day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Aug 20th

Me progressively spiraling in my latest sw posts:

Aug 26th

Discovering you’re ace is wild cause like, you guys were serious when you said you wanted to fuck that character/celebrity?

We weren’t just exaggerating and being silly?? UH???

Aug 27th

Watching the end of ROTS: a moodboard

Aug 30th

Having a R2d2 and C3po cameo might be the laziest form of Star Wars fan service but you know what that shit work my dumbass goes “OMG it’s R2 and threepio 🥺🥺🥺” everytime

Aug 31st

Tumblr staff be like: somehow they’re still using desktop, lets add an evil clown

Aug 31st

“I want the main character to end up with this person, even though I hate one of them who sucks and doesn’t deserve to end up with such a good-”

My brother in Christ call me crazy but I don’t think you actually love this ship. Read an x reader or x OC fanfic at this point jfc.

Sept 4th

Me sending a feedback report to complain every time tumblr makes another idiotic change:

Sept 10th

I’m always so scared to assemble it

Sept 15th

I love doing research, I am not tearing my hair out (lying)

Sept 21st

Im so good at forgetting my blorbo is a child murderer you wouldn’t even believe

Sept 29th

Lowest luminosity setting is not low enough why is my iPhone a fucking beacon of light burning my retina with the force of a thousand suns

Sept 30th

Me every few months:

Oct 4th

Oct 18th

Me reading fanfic titles on ao3 after first becoming a Taylor Swift fan:

Oct 28th

My boy was so sleep deprived this would have fixed him.

Oct 29th

Can’t believe you hate on my ship just because it’s toxic, unhealthy and has disastrous consequences for everyone around them. Grow up. 🙄

Nov 11th

I have beef with TCW Anakin

Nov 14th

When people go “ew why would you be into this ship when it’s toxic and problematic” and I’m just

Sometimes you don’t need another reason than "it makes my brain go brrrrr” it’s fiction babes it doesn’t have to be good or healthy ❤️

Nov 15th

I thought “oh it would be fun to randomly send a kitten picture to this one mutual” and then I went insane 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ sorry about that besties

(this isnt a good post but since i'm making this as a 2023 recap I want to commemorate that time I sent kitties to all the beloved mutuals LOL)

Nov 18th

I love these “what do you most associate with [insert US state]” polls bc my non-American ass is always:

Baby I literally have no idea what you’re talking about ❤️

Nov 17th

hate when people are like “why would Padme be into cringefail Anakin it’s so unrealistic”

Like, um, CLEARLY she saw his pathetic weepy eyes and immediately decided she wanted to fuck that. What’s hard to understand.

Nov 20th

I think when you break up with someone their memory of you should be wiped men in black style thank you

Nov 22nd

Philosphy class be like

Nov 25th

Me when the known mass murderer starts murdering

#you’re telling me my genocidal babygirl is in fact genocidal???

Nov 26th

The thing about philosophy class is that most of these dudes you have to learn about just suck.

“Ohhhh humans only use each other and every relationship is only built on the potential advantages you can get from it” So your heart has never exploded thinking about how much you love your friends?? Sounds like a you problem.

Nov 28th

Snow being judgmental and having a constant sense of superiority…. brother you can’t even buy a new shirt HUMBLE YOURSELF

Nov 28th

Me starting the Ballad of songbirds and snakes and reading snow’s inner monologue: this guy sucks lmao I will NOT be rooting for him and Lucy Gray to be together 🙅‍♀️

Snow:

Me: oh goddamn it

Dec 1st

“I liked this thing before it was cool!“ Boohoo you’re not special. You just stumbled upon it before other people, congratulations.

"I still like this thing after it was cool, now that public opinion has shifted from being overly positive to considering it bad and cringe” now that takes strength. Courage. Who I aspire to be.

Dec 3rd

Snow: is always nice to Sejanus, helps him distribute food to the tributes, offers him a seat, gives him advice, CALLS HIM HIS FRIEND, save his life-

Also Snow: wtf this bitch thinks we’re friends????

#babyboy you are so stupid

Dec 4th

Me when I see my friend sadposting: I will smother you with kisses and love. Do you need me to kill someone btw

Also me, when I’m sad posting and friends send me encouragements: Friend??? 🥺 Friend cares about me??? 🥺🥺 friend wants to cheer me up? 🥺🥺🥺

Dec 7th

Tumblr rn feels like a landlord trying to make its tenant leave by not fixing shit and cutting utilities, but unfortunately for everyone involved, I am a rat

Dec 10th

No but seriously no one should try being tumblr famous, this website is for one thing only, and that’s having a silly time with your friends and mutuals 😤

Dec 12th

If your mutuals don’t say hi in the tags when they reblog one of your popular posts from someone else then what is it all for

Dec 12th

“Ew liking unhealthy ships is so toxic-”

“Actually toxic ship are INTERESTING unlike those boring healthy ships that have no flavour-”

Meanwhile me, who can appreciate and enjoy any ship dynamics:

Dec 18th

I’m like an old man shouting at clouds except I’m a 20 years old trying to make everyone listen to La Lumière by pomme asdagshdjfk

#I don’t think anyone is buying what I’m selling but I shall keep trying 😔

Dec 20th

Snow when being friendly to Sejanus results in becoming friends with Sejanus

#bro was really like: you’re telling me the person I’ve been treating well and interacting with regularly thinks I’m his friend??? #and that everyone else also think we’re friends???? #like yeah bby that is how friendship works ❤️

[xiaojusaur]

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Smut

Warnings: Oral, penetration, dirty talk

Word Count: 2.2K

Description: Your boyfriend Namjoon is trying to help you study for a Philosophy class, your parents are giving you a hard time as they think you’re too distracted with your boyfriend, and they aren’t wrong because, after a fight with your mom, you relax by being under him.

“Ugh! Nothing gets in! I’m going to fail!” you said as you crashed your head on the books.

You had a big test next week and nothing seemed to get stuck in your mind. Your parents were already giving you a hard time because they said it was your boyfriend’s fault.

Like any parents, they thought you spent more time with your boyfriend in your dorm than studying. That wasn’t completely true, but neither false. You did spend a lot of time with him but he also helped you to study. He was a brain! There was nothing in this world he couldn’t understand. So you did what you thought was the solution: you called your superhero, Kim Namjoon. “Hey babe, are you busy?” You said with a frustrated voice. “Baby, are you alright? You sound like you’re about to cry,” he said concerned. “I don’t understand anything about this philosophy class and I have a test next week. Can you come and explain it a little?” You said almost whining. “Of course darling, let me gather a few things and I’ll go there okay?”

When he arrived you were still reading to understand the stuff. “Hey baby,” he said as he placed both of his hands on your shoulders. “Finally!” You celebrated standing from your chair and giving him a big hug. He eyed the pile of books and papers and started to get overwhelmed. “Okay, let’s see this. What is that you don’t understand?” You looked at him with a poker face “Nothing?” He just laughed, “Okay, let me see.” He sat by the desk and started reading everything. After understanding what was the material he then said “Babe, this is easy! Come here,” he said slapping his thighs for you to sit on his lap. 

He was explaining so well, you were starting to understand when your phone interrupted you. The screen shined with “MOM” written on it. You rolled your eyes because you knew what it was about. 

“Yes mom?” you said kinda annoyed.

“What is that tone, missy? What are you doing?” she was about to scold you.

“I’m studying for a Philosophy test, why?”

“You better be and I hope that good for nothing boyfriend of yours isn’t there. You’re losing your focus and I’m worried. I pay your college for you to have a good future but if you keep living on a honeymoon with that boy I’m afraid you’re going nowhere,” she said barely breathing between sentences. You couldn’t believe she was calling to scold you about your boyfriend.

Namjoon saw the fury in your eyes and he started caressing your back so you would calm down. 

“Mom, he is helping me to understand because this class is difficult and it happens that he is a mastermind in this kind of topic. Stop saying he’s good for nothing because he actually knows a lot of stuff, he has been a great help. If it was not for him, I would be failing a lot of classes so you should be grateful. I’m not about to argue with you in the middle of a great deal of stress, mom. So if you called to bother me, I’m asking you respectfully to leave me alone.” Your boyfriend was shocked by the way you talked to your mom, but you were done with her pettiness. 

  “Y/N,” she said more calmed now, “I only want what’s best for you. I’m concerned as your mother, on how you are wasting away your future. I don’t even know this guy and you don’t even come home anymore just to spend more time with him. What are you doing with your life?”

You placed your hand on your forehead in frustration. “Mom, I’m doing okay and I will do okay, nothing is going to happen to me. Namjoonie is actually a good guy. We will visit soon and you will meet him so you could see the great guy he is. Now, if you’d excuse me, I need to study. I’ll call you later.”

You hung up and crashed on your bed, grunting in anger and frustration. Your boyfriend looked back at you and said “What was that about? Your parents hate me?”

“My mom thinks I’m wasting away my time with you and not studying,” you explained while rolling on the bed to face him.

“I mean... we do spend a lot of time together,” he said as he walked to the bed to lay down with you. 

“Yeah but we do study together,” you said.

“Babygirl, maybe your mom is concerned. If it was me I would be as concerned. Think about this: she has no idea of who I am, how I look, or what I do. She must be thinking about your safety, about your future and thinking about her daughter being with a totally random guy must scare her tons. Put yourself in her shoes.” This is why you loved him, he always thought about what others could think or feel. You hated he was right. 

You pouted childishly and said, “You’re right. How about we make plans to go visit them this weekend?”

“That sounds great, I would love to meet your family.” He smiled and you just wanted to shower him with kisses, he was so adorable sometimes. He placed his arm over your shoulders and you laid your head on his chest. You were like that for a while but then you felt the urge to kiss his long neck, so you started pecking him there. 

He had his eyes closed but he wasn’t asleep. He murmured “Baby, you know what that does to me, don’t get me started.” But you had no intentions of stopping, so you giggled and continued giving him butterfly kissed on his neck, this time adding gentle nibbles. 

“Babygirl, behave,” he warned you. He still had his eyes closed and you just wanted attention. 

“Mmmm, but I need attention,” you whined. 

“You always need attention,” he complained.

“Of course, cause I’m like Tinkerbell, if I don’t receive the required attention I might die.”

He chuckled and finally, opened his eyes. “You’re so needy sometimes. Come here,” he said as he rolled on the bed to get on top of you. 

He gave you a tender kiss but it quickly turned to a passionate make out. Your hands wrapped around his neck and he made you arch your back a little to tangle his around your waist, bring you closer to him. 

Namjoon was the smartest man you ever knew, he also was the hottest in bed. There was something so intimate about the way his hands would glide over your whole body, not letting any part untouched. He had you addicted to the feeling. 

“Mmm...” he hummed, separating himself from your lips, “Are we really about to get on it again?”

“I can’t get enough of you,” you confessed in a whisper, pulling him to you to kiss him again.

“I’m out of condoms babe,” he said trying to free himself from your arms.

“Lucky you, I have some in the drawer,” you winked.

“You naughty girl! I like it...” he smirked.

“Make me yours, Joonie,” you whispered in his ear with the sultriest voice you could use.

“Fuck...” he sighed, “Come here babygirl.” He sat on the bed, pulling you with him. His lips attached to your neck, licking, nibbling, sucking. His hands roaming on your back, trying to get your t-shirt off and when he finally did, he was amazed as the first time he saw you all naked for him. You remembered that time, it just sorta happened. You two were innocently studying when you accidentally brushed his member. Apparently, he had a long time without sex because that thing went on full power instantly. He was amazed by your breasts, as he is now too.

“I can’t get over of how perfect your body is,” he whispered in your ear, giving you instant goosebumps.

“Please Joon,” you whined impatiently. He laid you down on the mattress again, kissing you, groping your left breast. His mouth ran from your mouth to your jawline, your neck and then his tongue made a trail from there to your nipple, which he surrounded with his perfect lips. He liked it and then sucked, letting it go with a pop, a heavy sigh escaping from your lips.

He got lower on your torso, kissing and licking from your navel to the hem of your panties, where he stopped to pull them off you. You felt how the were sticky with your arousal already. His groan confirmed it, “So wet for me already. You must truly like me huh?”

“I love you Joon,” you said caressing his hair, encouraging him to get closer to where you needed him most.

“Fuck, is glistening so much...” he said under his breath and then his head was between your legs and his tongue between your folds. His wet muscle moved gently but firmly, giving you the perfect amount of pressure. You gasped of pleasure, pulling his hair instinctively. “Shit! Joonie!”

“You like it when I lick here?” He ran his tongue over your swollen clit and you hissed in response. “Fuck, you’re so ready.” He gave you one last long lick and then kneeled on the bed. He took off his shirt and unbuttoned his pants. Apparently, he was as impatient as you. He walked to your nightstand drawer and fished for a condom there. He took his boxers, letting you see his glistening tip, dark and standing proudly, waiting to get inside you.

“Babe you’re so hard,” you hissed and he chuckled, “Only for you babygirl.” He opened the tinfoil pack and rolled the thing down his length. Climbing on the bed again, kneeling between your legs he said “Gimme those beautiful legs baby,” with the proudest smirk on his face, you just had to laugh. But you obeyed and raised your legs, as he placed them on his shoulders. From there you knew he was going to be fast but definitely hard.

His tip entered you slowly, still not used to the stretch. He went deeper and deeper until he was balls deep. You released a moan when he pulled out to enter you again, his breathing was shaky and you loved it. He had your hands pinned on the mattress once he got the pace he wanted. “Ouuuu, Joonie,” you moaned in a groggy voice, he hummed in response.

“So tight for me always, fuck! how I love this pussy.” You loved when he talked dirty to you. He got faster when he said this, the sound of clapping constantly on the room. You couldn’t scream much since you had neighbors and they could report what was happening, but you moaned only for him.

“Look at those breasts jumping, fuck! So hot, you’re hot.” He kept thrusting at a fast pace, trying to make you reach your high. “Joon, baby, touch my clit”. You knew that was the key to your orgasm and he did too, he was just taking his time.

He wetted his thumb with his saliva and then started rubbing your bundle of nerves. You felt like you were going to explode. You hissed and moaned “Fuck... yes!” He just smiled proudly because he knew how good he was making you feel. You started twisting, letting him know you were close, but he already knew. “You wanna cum? You’re clenching me, babe,” he said panting and you just nodded frantically.

“Cum for me babygirl, come on,” he grunted, now hitting you as hard as he could. That thing inside you started to get full and with one last stroke of his thumb, you exploded, seeing stars behind your eyelids. “Ohh.... yes... Joonie!” You were completely numb by the feeling, but you knew he wasn't done.

“So pretty, so fucking pretty every time you cum around me like that. Ugh! I’m gonna cum baby,” he panted, bringing you back to reality. He hugged you, without stopping, his thrusts were stuttering already. He kissed your cheek and then snuggled his head on the crook of your neck, his ear right beside your mouth.

“So good Joonie, you’re so good. Gosh! I don’t want another cock in me,” you moaned, praising him to help him cum.

He moaned, the sound you always loved, as he wasn’t that vocal when you were intimate. The next second passed so fast and then he was cumming, grunting, groaning, not stopping until the last drop was out of him.

He then plopped on top of you and you just started caressing his bare back. He closed his eyes, trying to rest a little and you started playing with his hair. He mumbled, “I love you so much.” You smiled and said back “I love you too.”

“We should keep studying. I’m really a distraction,” Namjoon said as he slipped his pants on again.

“You’re a good distraction,” you smirked.

“Stop being a perv and focus!” He laughed.

You really couldn’t wait until your parents meet him. You knew your dad would love him, your mom probably was going to overreact but in the end she would love him too.

@haruyai

[deluxedolans]

Gray would get so salty and frustrated when you pushed him away. He would be consistent in prying and asking if you needed help. Finally he’d break and be like “talk to me! vent to me! let me be your boyfriend!” “You don’t get it! You never went through college and working 2 jobs. You wouldn’t understand and will never understand” he’d blowwww the FUCK up.

ooof. i can definitely see that. i feel like grayson is totally the type to just wanna take your pain away and help you, but at the same time it’s so frustrating for you because he doesn’t get it since he didn’t go to school. he also doesn’t get why you won’t just let him help you out since you’re clearly so stressed, but you don’t wanna take any handouts. UGH poor grayson just wants his babygirl to feel better but you’re literally leaving him with his hands TIED.

“well, why don’t you fucking explain it to me then? i’m just trying to be there for you, y/n, and you keep pushing me away! i can’t understand if you don’t tell me what’s going on,” gray yells, exasperated with the whole situation.

you could feel your blood pressure rising as grayson lost his patience, which was usually never a good sign, especially since he was typically the calm one out of the two of you. “grayson, i really wanna be left alone right now; i’m fucking stressed out and just need to get my work done. i have a lot going on right–.”

“yeah, believe me, i know, you have a lot going on right now;  you tell me that constantly, but never really tell me what exactly it is that you’re stressed out about. you just keep saying, ‘i’m so stressed, i’m so stressed!’ but never tell me anything. i just want to help you, baby.”

“well, you can’t.”

grayson’s eyes practically rolled into the back of his head at your stubborness. you were almost worse than ethan. you walked out of the room and into the living room, returning back to your opened books and laptop, preparing for a night of studying.

a few hours later, you rubbed your eyes as you hit the save button on microsoft word. you had just finished your philosophy essay and were beyond ready to turn in for the night. you shut your laptop and stood up to stretch, your back cracking your sudden movement.

suddenly, you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist, and a set of lips kiss you on the cheek. you jumped a bit at first in surprise, then leaned back into the arms easily, the warmth they held familiar.

“you comin’ to bed? i was just coming to check on you to see if you fell asleep out here,” grayson mumbled into your neck, pressing light kisses along your sensitive skin.

you sighed, which they turned into a yawn, “yeah. listen, i’m sorry i yelled at you earlier. i was such a bitch and you were only trying to–.”

grayson delicately put his hand over your mouth, “save it. you were not being a bitch; you were stressed and i should’ve given you your space. i just hate seeing you like that and not being able to do anything about it. but it’s not always about me, ya know?” 

“you’re too good for me.” you said, smiling and turning to face your handsome boyfriend.

“i am not, i was so mean to you earlier! i love you, babe, but i love bed more; can we go to sleep now.”

“only if you carry me,” you smirked, wrapping your arms around grayson’s neck.

“your wish is my command, angel,” grayson replied as he scooped you up by your bottom and began to walk you two back towards your shared bedroom.