#he's realyl not .

[skrrtscree]

REALLY LATE VALENTINES ART - yeah im ngl this is really self indulgent 🩷❤️

[ganondoodle]

not sure if i have talked about this before but i also really hate how gorons are treated in totk

they are one of my fav and i know they are unpopular and were always kinda slot into the "big fat stupid rock people" role, but i do think totk is one of or the worst case yet; all regions get some life threatening event (ignoring how stupid it is to put the issues you need to solve in the exact same spots as in botw with most changes being also reversible so the actual changes to the environment of the map are largely some small rocks sprinkled about) and they get .. drugs (haha)

like i dont wanna downplay anything but their problem being that they are obsessed with eating (>_>) some drugged rock that makes them mean and lazy (even if the reason is fine ... if i remember right and didnt make up that they had to dig elsewhere for food bc of death mountain losing its lava flow, the execution is my problem -like the vast majority of this game is a ok to great idea with passable to horrible execution of it) and arent even a danger to you (which i thought at first when you approach goronia the normal path and two gorons start to walk towards you if you come near saying creepy shit- i thought they are gonna attack me or lure me into a trap but again .. only to find them wanting me to pay to be let through (i think??) and all other drugged ones are largely just ... eating or lying around ........

like it would have been cool if that drugged rock stuff made them actually agressive, like the friendly easy going rock people being turned into something akin to a starved animal after eating poison bc they were at risk of starving sounds alot more .. impactful and scary (even if it would still be about food, which idk about you but the only kind of fatter npcs, even if non human, being made all about food is .. hm, aside from other possibly bad implications from this, but im trying to roll with the idea of it)

and then poor yuno being put in a stupid (stereotypical?) wrestler outfit and hes LITERALLY being mindcontrolled is so ...... ugh (again, idea is ok but- you get it) and then him being told by two CHILDREN that that obviously not zelda might not be zelda and it not only being the only time that idea is openly said until its "revealed" that hhhwhat?? it was a fake one?? in the mid battle of the "story" and he doesnt even believe it (both bc haha hes stupid and cant understand such a thing and also link not being able to tell anyone ... even his friends ....... ) is just so disrespectful, its ok not to be the smartest guy in the room (tho in totk pretty much anyone is made so much dumber for no reason...) but it being so clearly the gorons that get treated like this just annoys me so much, you know no one of the other races would be treated like that

(not to reach a little but it also plays into how koga is portrayed, like i love him to death and there are things that largely the gameplay only implies of him not being that incompetent, but hes clearly meant to be laughing material, the boss of the band of 'evil' assassins being lazy, incompetent and 'childish' is funny right?? and although i hc that the either super thin or super beefed up appearance of yiga members are just an appearance like their disguises of normal people to seem more unified and less indentifyable- that is still only a hc and then koga being the only character that is visibly fatter (aside from ... the gorons and .. king dorephan??) it puts a pebble more onto the pile of pebbles of little annoyances)

also yuno saying, post mid "story" battle, that no one actually knows anything about ganondorf aside from him being evil and it going complete ingored and never mentioned again feels like the type of thing a games does when they are critized for soemthing and instead of changing it they put a line in the game essentially saying "yeah we know but we are not gonna do aynthing about it lol" (like thinking of the line ashe from league of legends, whos design has been critized alot bc shes running around in a stupid tiny dress in the snow lands of their world, got when her dialog was updated that made her say sth like "yes im wearing a little dress in the forever winter land, deal with it lol" which perhaps was supposed to be a joke but it just feels like a "lol we know, fuck you")

[thatcreationsureisunending]

It's lizard time mf

Well, I guess I could leave it as food for Wawa, but-- HEY- whugh/?/ why are you SPITTING ON ME

[caracello]

trhis isn't solid by any means but it'dbe so funny To me if my sw s/i was just a vader fangirl. he tries to read my mind with his force magicks and it's just a fancam i made of him playing on loop.

[motto-chanto-itte]

WHAT THR FUCK. MONODAM. MONODAM NO. IS THIS THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT THIS IS DEFINITELY YHE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT RIGHT. WTF. MONODAM COME BACK. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ALL THE OTHER KUMAS CAN GO TO HELL 🤬🤬

[fantrollology]

chase called leathy a brat one time and it made my brain explode

[dragonofthestone]

Really loving the unintentional big sis/lil bro vibes Tim and Luna ( @lunaferrous ) have gained.

10/10 shit

[vslvano]

how to say congratulations and i’m sorry at the same time? fumiko would probably prefer to never see him again, that would be her present. but that didn’t feel quite right. so coffee it was. held out in front of him rather stiffly. “i know this is usually the point in the day when need more caffeine. i thought i’d see if you had a minute.” @fvmikc​

[starpros-sunshine]

They should've gotten Wataru as well for the tutoring. Arashi for the perspectives and Wataru for the dramatics. <- he says like he doesn't just want to see Wataei interactions in a marriage proposal setting

[noxtivagus]

rambling about ffxiv & gbf as usual yes.

[yamatenzo]

alright alright.... bad boy 👀? bad boy 😏 alright. 1 👆 2 ✌ 5 🖐

[dutchwinter]

Moon Song Anthony Green Eye Level TakePart TV

I will always be here

hold on i have to look something up.

oh dear lord.

[ganondoodle]

thought about combining some of my yiga stories with the rewrite so

what if i took this old design for Ramuda (the thief that hid the clothing you can find in botw; i made him be the second founder of the yiga alongside koga) and used him as the boss of the shadow temple?

(in my yiga stories koga is a monk from back when the first calamity happened, after being hunted down by the royal family as their tech was being banned he and Ramuda founded the yiga; ramuda was a researcher and developed a way to seal malice into tattoos to make use of its life preserving and combat enhancing abilities; they used it first on themselves and it wasnt quite right yet the malice wasnt sealed enough within the tattoos and started to affect their mind leading them to get overtaken by their hatred for the royals and attempting to assassinate the king of their time, failing and being killed by the princess, hence the hole in his head, but they didnt die, the malice kept them alive but only in a zombie like way, they werent themselves anymore and were imprisoned in secret by the royal family- koga finished the research and used the more refined tech to do the same to himself which is why he is still alive to this day, side effects being mostly his extreme need for sleep, memory loss and loss of control when a bloodmoon hits)

so my thought was that the shadow temple is located beneath the akkala fort, but extremely hidden and kept a secret, the fortress being made in the first place to have constant control of it to make sure no one can even accidentally discover the dark secret the royal family of the past had kept (similar to the og shadow temple bc tbh it fits well into it all) ramuda being kept in an arena like cell at the end of it as he grew more agressive over time (id want to redesign them for this purpose but not by much, add more rot as they have been down there for centuries, and some sort of shackles, perhaps give him back arms that are shackled and in phase two they break free driven by the rage of recognizing that zelda is of royal blood once you defeat him they fall on their knees and start to disappear, but now that the malice is gone, and although they have no face left yet still recognize koga, weakly reaching for him with one hand, koga grabs it and as ramuda is already half gone his hand tightens the grip before disolving fully

even without spelling everything of this backstory out i think it work well as its clear koga had a personal connection to the person that turned into the boss and i think thats a realyl good thing, gives way more weight to it than just another mindless monster

a little more unsure is where the enigma stone was kept but one idea i had is that it was used to power whatever mechanism was put in place to keep ramuda locked in there, the only reason getting into the shadow temple at all being that it got damaged during the cataclysm and wasnt fully functioning anymore

(totk rewritten project)

[hearts401]

Y'know honestly I think Keiji is a worse person than Midori like... He killed a man. Do you ever think about that? Even if Midori is hosting the killing game, Keiji didn't HAVE to shoot that guy. Also, hes a liar and terrible.a nd plus midoris not actually a bad guy, its not his fault shin was scared! hes just autistic and doesnt know hes being scary its not his fault. also midori just wanted to play a game! he likes ta gyou guys and i think its super insensitive to act like just because hes an adult he cant play games. and after all that they killed him :/ thats so fucking awful he realyl didnt deserve it in the end and anyways i think midori shouldve been redeemed #freemidori

[caracello]

ii had a dream about dg.......

[fuyuesu]

i think . sazanami jun is really realyl pretty i want to know more about him bc he is so very gorgeous