#hector mata

[dozydawn]

“Barbara, a bartender at the Kajun's Pub, lies on a pool table during a party in New Orleans, Louisiana. They didn't stop serving when Hurricane Katrina trashed New Orleans, and they defied looters by turning their bar into a fortress, with a shotgun-wielding transvestite as sentry at the door. But regulars at the Kajun Pub regretfully drank a final toast to their life in the ‘Big Easy’ and bowed to authorities' demands that they turn their backs on their stinking, wounded city.”

Photographed by Hector Mata.

05 September 2005.

[nasuverse-most-breedable-tourney]

The contenders have been chosen! A whopping 256 characters have been sent to me. Brackets will take awhile to be made but the tournament will start when I'm ready.

Achilles Agravain Altera Altera the Santa Amakusa Shirou Amor Anastasia Andromeda Anne Bonny & Mary Read Antonio Salieri Aoko Aozaki Arash Archimedes Arcueid Arjuna Arjuna Alter Artoria Artoria Alter Artoria Caster Artoria Lancer Artoria Lancer Alter Asclepius Ashiya Douman Asterios Astolfo Asvatthaman Atalanta Atalanta Alter Angra Mainyu Avicebron Baobhan Sith Barghest Bartholomew Roberts Bazett BB Bedivere Beowulf Bhima Billy the Kid Blackbeard Boudica Bradamante Britomart Byrnhild Caenis Calamity Jane Carmilla Ceil Circe Charlemagne Charlotte Corday Chen Gong Chevalier d'Eon Cleopatra Constantine XI Cu Cu (Alter) Cu (Caster) David Daybit Demon King Nobunaga Diarmuid Dioscuri Dobrynya Nikitich Dorothea Coyett Durga Duryodhana Dust of Osiris Edmond Dantes Emiya Enkidu Ereshkigal Europa Fergus mac Roich Fionn mac Cumhaill Fiore Forvedge First Hassan Florence Nightingale Francesca Prelati Francis Drake Fujimaru Ritsuka Fuma Kotaro Gareth Gawain Georgios Gilgamesh Gilgamesh Caster Goetia Goredolf Gorgon Hassan of Serenity Hassan of the Hundred Faces Hildr Hector Henry Jekyll & Hyde Hephaestion Hercules Hippolyta Huang Feihu Huyan Zhuo Ibuki Douji Iskandar Ishtar Ivan the Terrible Izumo no Okuni Jacques de Molay Jacques de Molay Foreigner Jalter Jason Jeanne d'Arc Jinako Carigiri Jing Ke Kadoc Kama Karna Kato Danzo Katsushika Hokusai Kiara Kiichi Hogen Kijyo Koyo Kintoki Kirei Kiritsugu Kirschtaria Wodime Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg Kishinami Hakuno Koyanskaya Kriemhild Kukulkan Lanling Wang Leonardo da Vinci Leysritt Locusta Luviagelita Edelfelt Mandricardo Mash Mata Hari Medea Medusa Meltryllis Mephistopheles Merlin Merlin Prototype Mikiya Kokutou Miss Crane Miyamoto Musashi Miyamoto Iori Mordred Mori Nagayoshi Moriarty (Archer) Moriarty (Ruler) Mozart Muniere Murasaki Shikibu Mysterious Heroine XX Nagkura Shinpachi Neco Arc Nero Nezha Noah Noel Aizome Night of Wallachia Nitocris Nitocris Alter Nrvnqsr Chaos Oberon Oda Kippoushi Oda Nobunaga Odysseus Okada Izo Okita Souji Ortlinde Osakabehime Ozymandias Passionlip Patxi Penthesilea Percival Perseus Phantom of the Opera Proto Arthur Ptolemy Qin Liangyu Queen Himiko Queen Medb Queen of Sheba Quetzalcoatl Quetzalcoatl Samba Raikou Rama Richard the Lionheart Riesbyfe Stridberg Rin Tohsaka Roa Robin Hood Romani Saber (Fate/Samurai Remnant) Saint Martha Saito Hajime Sakamoto Ryouma and Oryo Salome Sasaki Kojiro Scandinavia Peperoncino Scathach Scheherazade Sei Shonagon Semiramis Shakespeare Sherlock Holmes Shi Huang Di Shiki Tohno Shiki Ryougi Shirou Emiya Shuten Douji Sieg Siegfried Sigurd Sisigou Kairi Skadi Souichirou Kuzuki Spartacus Suse Ritsuka Suzuka Gozen Taiga Fujimura Taigong Wang Taira-no-Kagekiyo Takao Dayu Takasugi Shinsaku Takechi Zuizan Tamamo Cat Tamamo no Mae Tenochtitlan Theseus Thrud Tiamat Tomoe Gozen Touko Aozaki Tristan Ushiwakamaru Van Gogh Vlad III Vlov Arkhangel Vritra Watanabe-no-Tsuna Waver Xiang Yu Xuanzang Sanzang Yamanami Keisuke Yan Qing Yang Guifei Yu Mei-ren Yui Shousetsu Zenobia Zeus

[asedanaraka]

O que é Exù ? Exù, aquele que matou um pássaro ontem, com a pedra que jogou hoje. Exù, aquele que está em cima mais também está em baixo, que está na esquerda mais está também na direita, é aquele que faz que cai e antes de tocar no chão já está em pé. É o vôo de um passarinho quando sai de uma gaiola, sentindo o ar livre e também o bote de uma cobra, quando se encolhe e em um golpe certeiro derruba seu inimigo, é uma esfera, gira e nunca para. Olho para todos os cantos e vejo Exù, olho para todas as direções e também vejo Exù. É aquele que sabe o caminho correto, sabe qual caminho você vai pegar mais não lhe fala, se você erra o caminho, ele espera você enxergar seu erro para lhe colocar no caminho certo. É charada que não se resolve, é bomba que não se explode, é como uma mata fechada, você pode se perder e simplesmente sumir, ou pode achar vida nela e conhecê-la por completo. É como uma balança mágica que sabe o equilíbrio da vida. Sabe muito bem onde pisa, não pisa em espinhos, anda sobre brasas e nunca está sozinho. Não está do lado do bem, nem do mal e sim do lado da justiça, não fala alto e nem baixo, fala em um tom suficiente para todos escutarem. Não carrega escudo e nem espada, sua poderosa arma é sua lábia, pois ele se comunica com quem quer, entra aonde quer, fala o que quiser e consegue parar ou começar qualquer briga, pois não a ninguém com a lábia igual a sua. Coitado daquele que fala mal de Exù, pois mal sabe que Exù está nas próprias palavras. Onde tem orixá tem Exù, onde tem Exù tem orixá, agradeça por existir Exù, pois sem Exù o mundo não roda... 🔱LAROYÊ EXÙ 🔱 🔴Hector Ferrari. #ilêaséibádanaràká🌈 (em Ilê Asé Ibá Dan Aràká) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnMarM7OG7h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[uniquetyphoonmiracle]

Por cierto..a IKER CASILLAS le dio el INFARTO el 1 de MAYO [Dia del TRABAJADOR] de 2019 que me fotografie con camiseta de ORIGINAL SIN de INXS en la ESTACION de ATOCHA [al ir a BARCELONA a ver a METALLICA presentar cd HARDWIRED TO SELF_DESTRUCT ]..y en el ANDEN me fotografie con Juan Manuel LOPEZ ITURRIAGA del tragico REAL MADRID BASKET de los 70_80 [muerte de hijo de su Capitán RULLAN, del hijo de CLIFORD LUYK al que me presentaron y que también jugo en REAL MADRID, PETROVIC en accidente aunque ya en NBA y Fernando MARTIN 1er español en NBA al darle algún ataque en la AVDA DE LA PAZ o M30 cruzando sin control 8 carriles para estamparse con el MARIDO de MILAGROS que acababa de dar LUZ..estaba Lesionado por lo que iba a buscar al también lesionado VILLA_LOBOS..de sus último partidos fue 10/10/89 contra Phillips MILANO en PUERTO REAL por trofeo memorial HECTOR QUIROGA=comentarista cuya última intervención como comentarista deportivo tuvo lugar el 12 de agosto de 1984, día en el que narró la maratón masculina de los Juegos Olímpicos de Los Ángeles de ese año, sólo 11 días antes de su muerte..en ese partido contra olimpia de MILAN le rompieron la camiseta a Joe LLORENTE que se puso junto a mi en un BAR junto al BERNABEU en el Derby MAS polemico de diciembre 1988 en el que abrió marcador su hermano Julio LLORENTE que casi se mata en TENER_I_FE como FERNANDO MARTIN al darle un ATAQUE EPILEPTICO]

Por cierto..QUIROGA murio de cancer con 50 años y era Hijo de la actriz argentina Nélida Quiroga y del actor ceutí Pepe Castro, en sus comienzos combinó la faceta periodística con la de actor, actividad que desarrolló interviniendo en pequeños papeles entre 1963 y 1972. Trabajó en televisión con directores como Narciso Ibáñez Serrador en algunos episodios de Historias para no dormir, o en cine con Carlos Saura en Llanto por un bandido (1964), entre otros.

[canirove]

sorry with all respect to them is there any football player who’s not too dumb for museum dates?😂😂😅

^ diff anon but this is a fun question really got me thinking 😂 disclaimer maybe i give footballers too much credit but anyway. i think guys like Hector Bellerin or Jules Kounde would be up for museum dates. men of culture lol. or classy older ones like Xabi Alonso def would. if we're talking England NT i recall Eric Dier has talked about museums and collecting art. so def not dumb, just dumb in football IQ (lmaoo sorry spurs fans). aaand i agree with your Rodri answer. perhaps KdB as well

Oh yes, agree on Bellerín and Xabi. And if you've followed Real Madrid for a while you may remember Granero. He was studying while playing, so I can see him enjoying going to a museum. Juan Mata too. And Eric also seemed to be into that stuff, though now it looks like he enjoys the farm life a lot more 😅

[lizabethstucker]

The Best American Mystery & Suspense 2022 edited by Jess Walter (guest) & Steph Cha

4 out of 5.

A collection of twenty short stories first published in America during 2021. This is a Netgalley ARC, courtesy of HarperCollins. The anticipated release date of November 1, 2022.

A wonderful, engrossing, and intriguing collection of stories, many of which could've been easily been adapted for the old television series "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" with the lack of definitive endings. I would definitely recommend putting this on your TBR (To Be Read) list if you are a fan of short story collections and/or a mystery aficionado. I truly enjoyed myself.

My favorite story was probably "Lucky Thirteen", earning a 5 star review. The twists were unexpected and, although I probably shouldn't say this, somewhat satisfying. I can't say more without spoiling your experience.

Contents:

"La Chingana" by Hector Acosta "Lucky Thirteen" by Tracy Clark "An ache So Divine" by S. A. Cosby "Detainment" by Alex Espinoza "Here's to New Friends" by Jacqueline Freimor "A Career Spent Disappointing People" by Tod Goldberg "The Very Last Time" by Juliet Grames "The Wind" by Lauren Groff "No Man's Land" by James D. F. Hannah "Return to Sender" by Gar Anthony Haywood "Harriot Point" by Leslie Jones "Stingers" by LaToya Jovena "God Bless America" by Elaine Kagan "A Bostonian (in Cambridge)" by Dennis Lehane "Remediation" by Kristen Lepionka "Long Live the Girl Detective" by Megan Pillow "Mata Hambre" by Raquel V. Reyes "Thank You for Your Service" by Matthew Wilson "Turning Heart" by David Heska Wanbli Werden "Lycia" by Brendan Williams Child

[valeriolanda]

Just Pinned to Design: Pepê Lima on Instagram: "Ja ouviram dizer que sonhar não mata ninguém? Eu fico pensando se a Poltrona Hector da @moveisjames fosse uma peça que pudesse ser utilizada em todos os lugares, inclusive outdoor. A @decorattoindaiatuba foi ainda mais longe e decidiu, sob as lentes do fotógrafo @favarojrfotografia, nos mostrar como seria se este sonho se tornasse realidade. Eu não vou dizer mais nada, vou simplesmente deixar aqui a imagem para que vocês tirem as próprias conclusões. 😍 . #pepelima https://ift.tt/ANtrQKm

[samurairobotics]

[silbidoacosador]

“No dejes que crezcan” / Cuento: El Quita Matas (Original) by: Héctor Bravo

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[puspa-san]

Wooden Ring (Hektor x Reader)

Note: The story happens after Yuga Kshetra.

"Happy Birthday, Senpai!" Mash brought a birthday cake with candles on lit to you. You were astonished as you look at your Servants and Chaldea staff. Even after the whole world was bleached, everyone still remembered to celebrate your birthday. Without your realization, a few droplets of tears ran down your cheeks.

"Ah.. thank you guys... even after all of this you still remember... I.." As you broke down crying, Boudica rushed to your side and tried to calm you down.

"It's okay, Master. It's okay..." You can feel a gentle warmth as Boudica hugged you, sometimes she reminded you of your mother. After you feel better, you let go of her and said your thanks once again to the Queen of Britannia.

"No problem, big sister is ready to lend a shoulder to cry on, okay?" Her smile somehow lighten your mand you stopped crying entirely.

"Anyway, let's celebrate your birthday! I made this cake with Director. He was very eager to help me, you know?"

"Wait! I thought you promised not to-"

"Is that true, Director?" You stared at Goredolf in awe. You saw a blush creeped on his cheeks

"Yes, so what!? This is just my repayment for what happened in the Chinese Lostbelt and Tokugawa labyrinth incident, so don't get the wrong idea! Alright!?" You merely smiled at his excuse, as you expected Goredolf was a nice guy deep down. He wasn't as arrogant as you thought when you met him for the first time during the inspection.

"Yes, yes, I know. Thanks, Director. I'll make sure to work harder next time."

"You better be!"

"Anyway, let's blow the candles. Senpai, please make your wish!"

You approached the cake and close your eyes to pray for your wish. After you were done, you blew out the candles and everyone cheered and clapped their hands happily.

"What are we waiting for? Let's hit the party!" Fergus shouted and followed by a few Servants.

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The party was lively. Kiyohime happily cut the cake for you, Fergus along with Drake and Blackbeard had a friendly beer drinking contest, Astolfo brought a lot of food for Sieg and insisted him to try every food that they brought, David played the guitar and Mata Hari was dancing to entertain others. Everyone was happy, you couldn't help but smile as you saw everyone enjoyed the party.

"Did you have fun, Master?" Your thought broke as a certain middle-aged Servant spoke to you.

"You can say that. I'm already happy to see everyone enjoying the party. But, how about you, Hektor?" You asked back. The General of Troy who was also your lover merely smiled solemnly.

"As I want to have fun, for some reason I can't." He took a sip of alcohol then continued, "When I was alive, I'm not a stranger to assassination attempts. They tried to kill me multiple times even when we have a party just like this."

"Sorry to hear that... It must be difficult as you're a crowned prince and politician."

"Well, it doesn't matter anymore. I worry about you more."

"Huh?"

"This old man is just an ordinary and plain Servant, I don't care what will happen to me as long I can fulfil my duty and responsibility, but...." Hector gave you a serious look, you can saw a tint of anger on his olive orbs.

"You're different, Master. You're just a normal human yet you have many enemies and they are willing to get rid of you for their own good. I still couldn't forgive myself for what happened to old Chaldea and the poisoning incident. Even if you don't blame me, I'm still guilty for failing to protect you."

You fell into silence as you were reminded of those accidents that almost took your life. You avoided eating cake after Koyanskaya attempted to kill you but after two months you were fine and didn't mind eating the cake that was served to you. But, Chaldea massacre? You were traumatized until now. The ruins of Chaldea and dead bodies haunted your memory permanently, your blood always ran cold every time you remember how Rasputin killed Da Vinci with that emotionless gaze.

"That's why..." Hektor placed his drink on the nearest table and took your right hand, he kissed the command spell gently. His hardened gaze became softer and the anger you saw back then was gone into thin air and replaced by determination.

"This time I swear to never leave your side until you can take back your world. This body, this heart, and the lance that I hold shall protect you."

You were taken back by his words. You knew despite his laid back and lazy attitude, he was very serious if it was about protecting someone and to do that he was willing to put his life at stake. That dedication led you to fall for him.

"Ah, Master that reminds me. I have a gift for you."

"A gift?" You raised your eyebrows in curiosity.

"I'll give it to you later. Come to my room when the party is over."

"That's unusual of you.... what's your plan, Hektor?"

"Well, it's no surprise if I tell you now, Master." Sometimes you forgot Hektor can be cheeky even to you. The middle-aged man merely chuckled when he saw you pouted, to him your expression was adorable.

"For now let's enjoy the party, shall we?" He grinned at you and once again sipped his drink.

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The party was finally over. You decided to help clean up the mess first before heading to Hektor's room. At first, Boudica refused your offer because she thought you need to rest. but you insisted. She sighed in defeat and let you.

"Hektor, it's me. May I come in?" You gently knocked on the door as you ask his permission.

"Go ahead. Oh, don't forget to lock the door."

You became more anxious as you didn't know what exactly was on his mind now. Why did he ask you to lock the door? What did he plan? What did he want? Your mind is filled with unanswered questions. After you locked the door, Hektor asked you to sit beside him on the edge of his bed.

"So... what gift are you talking about?" You played with the bed sheet to ease your anxiety. Instead answered your question, Hektor just smiled at you and gave you a small black box.

"Open it." As his request, you opened the box. Your eyes widened as you saw a simple yet beautiful wooden ring decorated with an emerald gem lying inside of it. Your emotion suddenly went into turmoil. Confusion, excitement, and joy were mixed into one.

"Master, our relationship only lasts until Grand Order is over. But until then, I want to stay by your side no matter what. Even though we have to say goodbye in the future, I still want to ask you this..." Hektor stood up from his bed and then knelt on one knee. Your heart picked up its beat as you knew what those gestures meant.

"(Name), will you marry this old man?" Your eyes became tearing up in happiness as Hektor proposed to you. You wanted to answer it so badly but nothing came out of your throat, the only thing you can do were nod. Hektor's expression became soft as he saw your response, he took the ring and gently slide it onto your finger, the ring fits on you faultlessly.

"The ring fits on your finger, huh? That's good. Sorry if it isn't fancy, I'll make you better-" You cut him out by hugging him tightly. As your smaller figure snuggled on his chest, the familiar scent of tobacco and coffee infiltrated your nostril.

"I'll treasure this ring..." It may look cheap or dull in people's eyes but you didn't care at all. This wooden ring was made by himself, a proof of his love and dedication for you.

Hektor felt his heart flutter in happiness, he was very grateful he was loved and cherished by you. How can someone kind and wonderful person like you reciprocate love from an ordinary and plain man? He may never find the answer but that's fine.

"I love you, (Name)..."

"I love you too, Hektor..."

This was a story about a living human and a heroic spirit tied their love with a wooden ring.

[nasuverse-most-breedable-tourney]

Current submitted candidates for the best head game tournament

Humans/Demi/Puppet/Etc: Aoko Aozaki, Bazett, Goredolf Musik, Guda, Kirei, Luvia, Mash, May Riddell Archelot, Patxi, Pepe, Rin Tohsaka, Romani, Ryogi Shiki, Sakura Matou, Shirou, Sieg, Taiga, Touko Aozaki, Trimmau, Waver Velvet, Wodime

Vampire: Arcueid, Sion

Servant: Achilles, Anne Bonny & Mary Read, Arjuna, Arturia, Arturia Alter, Ashiya Douman, Astolfo, Atalanta Alter, Avicebron, Baobhan sith, Barghest, BB, Bedivere, Bhima, Billy the Kid, Black Bart, Boudica, Bradamante, Caenis, Calamity Jane, Carmilla, Consort Yu, Cu Chulainn, Diarmuid, Dobrynya, Durga/Kali, Duryodhana, Edmond Dantes, Emiya, Enkidu, Ereshkigal, Fergus, Fionn, Florence Nightingale, Gareth, Gilgamesh, Hassan of Serenity, Hector, Henry Jekyll & Hyde, Hercules, Himiko, Ibuki Douji, Ishtar, Iskandar, Jacques de Molay, Jalter, Jason, Kama, Karna, Kato Danzo, Kiara, Kiichi Hogen, Kintoki, Kukulkan, Leonardo da Vinci, Leonidas, Locusta, Mandricardo, Marie Antoinette, Mata Hari, Medusa, Mephistopheles, Merlin, Minamoto no Raikou, Miyamoto Musashi, Mordred, Morgan le Fay, Moriarty, Mozart, Murasaki Shikibu, Mysterious Heroine XX, Napoleon, Nero, Nitocris, Oda Nobunaga, Okada Izo, Osakabehime, Passionlip, Percival, Queen Medb, Queen of Sheba, Quetzalcoatl, Saint Martha, Saito Hajime, Sakamoto Ryoma, Salieri, Salome, Sanson, Scathach, Scheherazade, Sei Shonagon, Shi Huang Di, Shuten Douji, Sigurd, Tamamo no Mae, Tenochtitlan, Tezcatlipoca, Tiamat, Tomoe Gozen, Ushiwakamaru, Vritra, Yan Qing

Other: Neco-Arc, Oberon/Oberon worm, Ort

If you have a favorite that hasn't been listed and you think they have that special technique on lockdown. Be free to send me your submission as an ask, comment, dm, etc.

[enasallavellan]

Chapter 137

A ceremony is held for the soldiers that fell during the siege of Adamant, signaling the end of a long week of morning. 

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Celtic Music - Medieval Mourning 

“Adedrik Fornka.  Audebert Hector.  Amerigo Barozzi.”

Enasal stood by Cullen, clad in the long black cover her sister had made her.  Cullen and the other soldiers wore their armor, each with black armbands on their dominant arm.  

“Eva Hager. Talassan. Gereldine Weinbaum.”

Enasal reached out and took Cullen’s hand, squeezing it.  He returned the gesture, a bit tighter than he probably meant to.  Varric stood on her other side, every so often patting her shoulder as the name of the fallen were read.

“Giovannozz Mata. Christoph Hager.  Ferita Dutack.”

It was all they were doing. With so many different creeds in their extensive army, reading the names seemed the best way to recognize each and every one. In the previous days, small ceremonies to honor the different religions and beliefs were given.  

“Glan Cader. Castelleta De Riero. Bernharde Sondheim.”

Enasal was somewhat surprised that the Changry sisters had agreed to that.

She glanced up at Cullen, jaw set and eyes staring straight ahead.  Beyond, the crowds were a mixture of so many different emotions.  Some stood quietly, some softly sang mourning songs from their homelands.  Others weep softly while others sobbed aloud. 

“Nicolas De Luxan. Edgar Snyder. Marcellus Cyprianus.”

The names seemed to go on and on.  Enasal tried to keep count, but the names became too numerous and she lost track, just as she had before.

“Mawyn. Eng Ghedic.  Deneweryn Kanavorn.”

Enasal recognized that last name, and felt her breath hitch.  He had always been particularly nice, calling out to her whenever their paths crossed and stopping for pleasant small talk.  Cullen looked down at her, pulling her close to him before his face returned to its hardened state.

“Baike Ruvo. Tammet… and Madeleine Kolfer.”

Finally, it was over.

Enasal wiped her eyes, holding her head high as she walked down the stairs and through the crowd, her advisors and her friends following behind her.  They maneuvered down to the gardens, where a massive monolith had been erected, each name carved into its face. Cullen reached out for Enasal's hand, giving it a squeeze before stepping up to the monument.

“We stand here today to remember our fallen brothers and sisters.”  His back was straight and his voice calm, projecting through the area. “They were of all different races, classes, and creeds. Some were Andrastians, some believed in the Elven Creators or the Dwarven Ancestors.  Some were devout, some not.  Others were unsure what they believed or followed no deity at all.”

He glanced at the monument, “But they had one thing in common.  They believed in the Inquisition.  They believed in what we have come to stand for; order, equality, and to drag corruption and abuses of power to light.”  He lowered his head briefly, taking a breath, “And to protect this world from those who would destroy it.”

The silence was heavy and suffocating.

“For one week we have mourned the deaths of our friends, family, and comrades in arms.  But now, it's time to return to our lives, to carry one with their names in our minds.  We shall move on, but we shall never forget their sacrifice or their names.”

He saluted and the crowd returned with bows and salutes.

As the crowd dispersed Cullen heaved a sigh, pulling Ensal into a tight embrace.  “Maker’s breath, I’m glad that’s over.”

“You did good.” She said.

He pulled in a deep, shuddering breath.  “I’m not sure I can be here right now.”

Enasal nodded against the chill of his chestplate, “We can go to your office - I don’t think you’ll have any meetings today.”

“Yes….”  He sighed, “Should be quiet for once.”

As soon as they got to his office he went to his desk, slothing off the books and papers from his chair and collapsing into it, elbows propped on his desk and head in his hands.  Enasal went to his side, rubbing the back of his neck, “I’m sorry.  I know this is hard.”

It was hard to tell if he nodded in agreement or just shifted his weight.

Enasal boosted herself on his desk, still rubbing the back of his neck, “Do you want me to stay or do you-”

“Stay.”  He said quickly, raising his head.  He heaved a sigh and lowered it again, “I’m afraid I won’t be particularly entertaining but… I’m sorry to put all this on you.”

She shook her head, “You’re not putting anything on me.”  She kissed the top of his head, “You’re asking for help and I know that isn’t easy for you - I’m really proud of you for that.”

His smile was forced and fleeting as he put his head back down. 

“Don’t worry.”  She assured me, “I’ll stay here as long as you need me.”

His only answer was to briefly release his own skull to grasp her hand, kissing her fingers before cradling his head once again.

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[igrainc]

@hector-leofbrakgund

Quando os pensamentos pareciam se tumultuar na mente de Igraine, suas visitas aos limites da floresta que contornava o reino de Tarbean se tornavam mais frequentes. Aquele hábito começou ainda na infância, quando escapava de suas cuidadoras para brincas próximo as arvores, se acentuou na adolescência quando passou a participar das competições ao dar as costas a escuridão que tomava a mata, mas ao atingir a maior idade, o lugar parecia lhe trazer uma calmaria que já não reconhecia entre as paredes do palácio.

Com a aproximação do noivado e a viagem de Rosalia, de fato precisaria de muita tranquilidade para lidar com todas as mudanças que estava sofrendo em tão pouco tempo. Estava sentada em uma das grandes raízes da floresta, enquanto via Selene, sua loba, correr entre as arvores em busca de caça. O manto escuro a protegia do vento frio, mas também a deixava mais discreta a medida que a luz natural ia diminuindo, afinal uma princesa como ela não deveria se aproximar tanto da floresta, logo o mínimo de descrição já era suficiente. Ao notar a curiosidade do lobo, Igraine se levantou, acompanhando o faro do animal que havia se tornado seu fiel aliado, usando as mãos para afastas os galhos que se colocavam no caminho. “Não tão longe, Sel!” exclamou em um sussurro mais alto para chamar a atenção de Selene, que pareceu ignorá-la.

Passou a investir os passos adentro da floresta enquanto seguia o estalo dos galhos no chão pelo caminho que Selene trilhava, quando ouviu um uivo distante, fazendo com que seus olhos se atentassem ao redor. Se fosse um dos guardas do palácio, estaria encrencada. A princesa então correu para uma região de folhagem mais densa, assoviando baixo para chamar a atenção de seu próprio lobo. Selene surgiu segundos depois, mas sua presença pareceu mais um vulto pela rapidez com que passou ao lado da morena, traçando seu caminho mais adiante como se algo tivesse chamado sua atenção.

Depois de alguns longos minutos buscando pelos sinais de Selene, Igraine pensou ter ouvido alguns passos ao longe, alguns murmurinhos, seguido por alguns impactos não muito barulhentos que poderia chutar serem se lanças ou flechas ao encontrarem as árvores. Diminuiu o ritmo dos passos para não ser descoberta, ainda que pela forma que havia avançado pela floresta, quem quer que estivesse ali já não deveria ser um de seus guardas, o que a fez continuar a se aproximar da movimentação, na esperança que a loba tivesse sido atraída para perto do lugar.

No minuto seguinte, Igraine desejou não ter uma percepção tão aguçada, uma vez que a loba passou de forma veloz por si, chamando atenção de quem quer que estivesse do outro lado. Selene tinha uma péssima mania de ser amigável mesmo com aqueles que não mereciam e isso poderia ser perigoso em situações como aquelas. A princesa saiu de seu esconderijo correndo atrás do animal, enquanto segurava a barra de seu vestido com ambas as mãos para não tropeçar. E foi ao se aproximar de Selene e olhar para onde havia ouvido vozes que pôde vislumbrar o brilho de uma flecha apontada para o lobo. Investiu agora na direção contrária, para se aproximar de forma mais veloz do rapaz que empunhava a arma. “O que está pensando ao apontar uma flecha para um lobo nobre?!” questionou alto ao sair de trás das arvores, um tom firme e autoritário acompanhava suas palavras enquanto Igraine recuperava o fôlego, intercalando o olhar entre o rapaz e Selene, que agora se aproximava com cautela. “Não caçamos lobos por aqui, deverias saber disso”

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A history of Luke Shaw at Manchester United Football Club

Luke Paul Hoare Shaw

 Born 12th July 1995, Kingston upon Thames.

He grew up a Chelsea Football Club Fan and trialled for their academy. He was refused and instead went to Southampton Football club at aged 8, he eventually broke through to the first team where he would stay until 2014.

 First season - 2014/15

27th June 2014

Manchester United by 18-year-old left back Luke Shaw from Southampton after being rejected the month previously. He signs for £27 million with the option to rise to £31 million dependent on performances. He signs a 4-year contract with an option to extend for a further year taking him to 2019. 

14th September 2014

After an eventful preseason in the US which was riddled with fitness concerns Louis Van Gaal had already named Shaw as a substitute against Queens Park Rangers. Luke would not make his debut for Manchester United as he would be left as unused during the 90 minutes. Manchester United would go on to with this match 4-0.

21st September 2014 

Luke would again be an unused substitute against Leicester City Football club. Manchester United would go on to be beat 5-3 with left back Tyler Blackett being sent off. A perfect opportunity for the new left back people would cry out.

27th September 2014

Luke Shaw would make his full competitive debut for Manchester United on this date at Old Trafford wearing the number 3 shirt. He would play again West Ham United. Manchester United would win 2-1 with the starting line up being as follows: 1. D. De Gea, 2. R. Da Silva, 33. P. McNair, 5. M. Rojo, 3. L. Shaw, 17. D. Blind, 21. A. Herrera (25. A. Valencia), 7. A. Di Maria (39. T. Thorpe), 10. W. Rooney🟥, 20. R. Van Persie, 9. R. Falcao (24. D. Fletcher).

8th February 2015

Luke Shaw would find himself with his first red card for Manchester United in the return fixture of his debut. He would receive his second yellow in extra time with the clock reading 90+3’. Manchester United had just scored to equalize the score.

First season review 

Luke Shaw made 16 appearances for Manchester United in the premier league during his debut season with only 7 being from start to finish, would have been 8 if he didn’t get sent off in the final minute. He played 1127 minutes.

 He made 4 appearances in the FA cup resulting in 184 minutes. And he played 45 minutes in the under 23’s. He only had one assist which was for the under 23’s.

He played twice for England during the European qualifiers, he played both matches from start to finish with him earning himself an assist during the second match which was against Switzerland.

Luke missed 14 premier league matches due to injury, he was an unused sub for the two matches already mentioned. And he wasn’t in the match day squad for 5 matches that wasn’t through injury.

A rocky start to his time at Manchester United but Louis Van Gaal was sure that Luke would find his feet and tackle his niggling injuries and really find his feet during his second season with the Red Devil’s.

Second season – 2015/16 

Premier league

Luke would play the first 5 matches for Manchester United in the premier league during the 15/16 season. He would get an assist during the 2-1 defeat to Swansea, but he would play the full 90 for all those matches. 

Champions league qualifiers

Luke would play the full 90 in both of Manchester United champions league qualifiers against Club Brugge.

Champions League

On the 15th of September 2015 Luke Shaw would be in the starting 11 for his first real champions league match. The line-up would be as follows: 1. D. De Gea, 36. M. Darmian, 12. C. Smalling, 17. D. Blind, 23. L. Shaw, 31. B. Schweinsteiger, 21. A. Herrera, 18. A. Young, 8. J. Mata, 7. M. Depay, 9. A. Martial. Manchester United’s opponents would be PSV Eindhoven. Manchester United would lose 2-1 but the match wouldn’t be remembered for that.

Career Ending Injury?

15 minutes after kicking off Hector Moreno would bring down a 20-year-old Luke Shaw who was running through to goal. Immediately Moreno knew it was bad having suffered an injury like it only a year before. There would be no punishment for Moreno even though Luke Shaw would require 10 minutes of on the pitch treatment to eventually be taken off the pitch on a stretcher requiring oxygen.

It was thought that initially Luke had injured his ankle. However with the broadcaster not wanting to show replays of the tackle how could we be sure. During half time it was said that although Moreno caught the call Luke should have got a penalty at least and possibly a red card because even if there was no malice it was dangerous okay that ended up with a player being carried off the pitch on a stretcher requiring at least an X-Ray and who knows what else.

53 minutes after the tackle Luke Shaw tweets “thank you everyone for your messages, words can’t describe how gutted I am, my road to recovery starts now, I will come back stronger” as of this moment fans are still unsure exactly what injury Luke has sustained.

After the match it was confirmed that Luke Shaw was suffered a break to his right tibia and fibula, Louis Van Gaal had hoped he wouldn’t need more than 6 months out but admits he’s no doctor so couldn’t say how long it would take.

Second season review

I really feel for Luke here, he was finding his stride and it almost feel intentional, he sadly wouldn’t go on to play another minute for united or England this season meaning he misses out on the euros. Luke posts pictures on his Instagram of his recovery journey throughout and it looks promising.

Third Season – 2016/17

Community Shield

Luke would play 69 minutes in the first match under new manager Jose Mourinho in which United would beat Leicester 2-1. Not bad for someone who hadn’t played for almost a year.

Premier League

During the first 10 matches of the 2016/17 season Luke played in 7 of them if you count the fact he made a 1-minute appearance against Liverpool out of the 630 minutes available during those 7 matches he played 526. The three he missed he wasn’t on the bench for, and it wasn’t due to injury, I suspect new manager Jose Mourinho was concerned about rushing him back into every match after such a horrific injury. Luke would go on to miss the next 9 matches due to a groin injury. He would miss the next 6 even though Mourinho confirmed he was fit. Luke would play 70 minutes for the first time in 5 months to be dropped to the bench again the match after and not be in the squad the match after that. Out of the next 540 available minutes Luke would only play 95 with 3 of those matches being an unused sub. Luke would miss the last 4 matches with a foot injury.

Europa League

Luke would again miss a large portion of Manchester United’s Winning run in the Europa League, including the final. He would play half of the group stages and he wouldn’t then be named in the squad until the quarter finals against RSC Anderlecht where he would be an unused substitute during the first leg, and he would play the full 120 minutes in the second leg that saw Manchester United go through to the semi-finals. However he was a part of the squad which means he did get a medal for that trophy.

FA Cup

Out of the 4 matches Manchester United played in this competition Luke Shaw played 90 minutes and was an unused substitute in another. He was not in the squad for the other two.

EFL Cup

Manchester United would win the EFL this year however Luke would only play one full match and half a match on another. The media was concerned that Luke had fallen out of favour with Jose Mourinho however he stated it was as simple as is team was playing well and he was happy with his defence.

Third season review

A season people hoped Luke would succeed in after that horrific injury however he just couldn’t get a run of matches and it wasn’t helped with Jose Mourinho making comments about his weight. The Media focused on Luke’s eating habits rather than why his manager wasn’t playing him Mourinho stated his defence was playing well but they came 6th and yes they got titles but surely if Luke was available and you’re not winning you’d at least try him. People were really questioning what Manchester United had paid almost £30 million for.

Fourth season – 2017/18

Super Cup

Luke Shaw missed the super cup final again Real Madrid due to a foot injury that he attained at the end of the previous season. Manchester United did end up losing this match 2-1.

Premier League

Luke Shaw didn’t make his first premier league appearance for Manchester United until game week 17 however he was on the bench for game week 12 and 16. He was then on the bench for the next two matches before going on a run of 4 matches, 2 more on the bench before playing another 90 minutes and then he was back on the bench for another 2 matches. He played 23 minutes in game week 29 and that was it until game week 35. He then wasn’t in the squad until the last three matches. United came second losing 7 matches with Luke being on the pitch for 1 of those. He was on the bench for 3 of those loses. Luke did miss the first 2 matches due to a foot injury that he had from the previous season but other than that he didn’t miss any more through injury.

Champions League

During Manchester United’s run to the last 16 Luke only played the final match of the group stage. He was on the bench for the previous two matches. People questioned whether Luke would have been useful against Sevilla who eventually beat United 2-1 and knocked United out.

FA Cup

Luke played in the first 4 matches of Manchester United FA Cup run which saw them be beat in the final by Chelsea. He played the full 90 in the first 3 and then 45 in the fourth. He was not in the squad in the semi-final or the final.

EFL Cup

Luke played in all 3 of United’s matches in the EFL Cup if you count his 3 minutes against Swansea. His only full 90 in the competition came against Bristol city who won 2-1 knocking United out of the competition.

Fourth season review

Again another choppy season for Luke where he missed out on the World Cup, and we all know if he had a run Southgate would have picked him which could have been good for his confidence. Jose made a tonne of comments regarding Luke and his professionalism which has surely got something to do with how little game time Luke got this season. Could he have gotten more game time under a different manager?

Fifth Season – 2018/19

Premier League

Luke started his season with his first senior goal to give united their win on the opening day. He would play the first 4 matches of the season missing the 5th through concussion he attained on international duty. He would play the next 7 missing match week 13 due to yellow card suspension due to having 5 out of the first 12 matches. He would then play 72’ before being taken off with a knock and missing the next 3 matches. Luke would then start the second half of the season missing only 1 out of 15 under new manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer he would get another 5 yellow cards meaning he missed the next two matched due to suspension. He would come back into the team straight after his suspension and in the 89th minute he would get another yellow card. He would not be involved in the final match of the season. In total Luke received 11 yellow cards, 4 assists and 1 goal in the premier league. Even though United sacked their manager before the Christmas, new year run they still managed to finish 6th with the difference being only 6 points between 3rd and 6th.

Champions League

Manchester United played 10 matches in the Champions League with Luke with only missing 2, 1 through a knock which he received in the premier league and the other through a suspension due to receiving 3 yellow cards. He received those yellow card in three consecutive matches. One of them being in the match that a lot of football fans will know about that night in Paris.

FA Cup

Luke played in 3 out of 4 of Manchester United’s matches in the FA cup including the loss against wolves where he got an assist. These matches were played after the new manager came in.

International

Luke was recalled by Manager Gareth Southgate for the UEFA Nations League however he only played 53 minutes. Missing 2 games due to injury and he was on the bench for the third.

On the 5th of September 2018 Luke was on international duty and he gave a prematch interview with the media regarding his time under Jose Mourinho and how his diet has changed drastically by bringing in a nutritionist, however the focal point of that interview was when Luke was asked about how he was able to pull himself through the dark points of his injury and he stated he relied on his family and friends but that sometimes he did think about quitting not just when he was injured but the time after too. He stated one of his motivations is that one day he wants to be recognised as one of the best left backs in the world, flash forward to 2021 and I can tell 3 years ago Luke that it has happened. 

One of the reporters was asking about Luke saying he had wanted to quit, and Luke confirmed that wasn’t because of any negative comments it was because of how serious his injury was, it was because whilst trying to recover from his broken leg he felt static as he kept doing the same thing and he was still limited with the type of injury he had. The reporter asks if there was any doubt from doctors on whether Luke would play again, and he replies that what no-one knows is that he almost lost his leg and that he only found that out 6 months later. He states that almost 3 years later from the initial injury it feels stronger and that he’s ready to go. sadly Luke would get concussion during the match the next day.

Fifth season review

Luke managed to get a good run of games even before Jose Mourinho was sacked, he was physically carrying more weight than he previously had which he was addressing with his nutritionist, but he was still able to play 90 minutes frequently, this makes me question why Jose was mentioning his weight the previous season. You could really see that Luke found his confidence more when Ole took over and he himself has credited this to Ole and his man management. He was also rewarded with a new contract on October 18th which keeps him at the club until June 2023.

Sixth season – 2019/2020

Premier League

Luke played the full first two matches of the season but unfortunately had to be brought off at 34 minutes in the third match with a hamstring injury. He missed the next 10 matches to that injury however he did get straight back into the squad, he started with 11 minutes, then it was 3’ and then it was 5 matches of 90’. He then played 1 minute on game week 20. He played the full 90 the next match where united lost 2-0 and Luke was dropped for the next game. Luke played 87’ and the 21’ of the next two match which Manchester United lost, he then played 10 matches of 90’ in a row and then sadly came off at 75’ in the 11th game due to an ankle injury. The ankle injury sadly made Luke miss the last 3 matches in the season. Manchester United managed to get to third this season and secured themselves champions league which surely secured more match time for Luke right?

Europa League

Luke missed the first 4 of the group stages matches due to the hamstring injury he got playing in the 3rd match of the premier league. He played one out of the remaining two matches that one being the only one that United lost the whole group stage. He then played the next 3 matches before missing the last 3 due to injury. United would sadly lose out in the semi-final to Sevilla.

FA Cup

Luke missed the first match due to illness and was rested for the replay however he did play the next 3 matches and he got a goal and an assist in the fifth round against Derby County. He then missed the semi-final against Chelsea through an ankle injury which United lost.

EFL Cup

Luke missed the third and fourth round due to his hamstring injury, he then played against Colchester United Football Club in the quarter finals, he missed out on the semi-final first leg against Manchester City through illness which United lost 3-1 meaning they needed to win 2-0 next leg which they failed to do. He did manage to play again in the second leg.

Sixth season review

Luke was unlucky to the get injuries he did during this season and sadly it feels like had Luke not gotten ill United could have gotten further in certain tournaments. He didn’t play fantastic during this season and sadly it made the manager look at another left back bringing in Alex Telles during the transfer window. Every United fan was hoping that Luke would use the summer and the arrival of Telles to push him further and to finally reach the potential that he had when he was signed at 18. This season was halted with the pandemic, and it turned out to be a very short summer, United only had one preseason match and the question on everyone’s lips was how this would affect United’s start of the season.

Seventh season – 2020/21

Premier League

Whilst United’s season didn’t start very well Luke managed to get a run of 6 games without being subbed or benched and sadly 67 minutes into the 7th game Luke pulled his hamstring again, would this be a recurring injury throughout his career. Luke only missed 3 matched taking the team to game week 10. Out of the next 28 matches Luke was benched for 2 and was rested for the final. He got 5 assists, another goal and 8 yellow cards in total through the season. As much as Telles hoped he would displace Luke from the starting 11 he barely got a look in only really playing when Luke was injured, Luke played very well with people claiming him to be the best left back in the league. Luke was dubbed Shawberto Carlos during this season because he not only was tight defensively, but he also gained his confidence in going forward again just like how he played before his leg break. Could we finally be seeing the Luke Shaw people hoped for?

Champions League

Luke played in first 3 matches in the group stages missing the next 2 due to his hamstring injury, he then played the final match against RB Leipzig which United lost meaning they didn’t get out of the group stages and would be playing in the Europa League.

Europa League

Luke was on the bench for the intermediate matches then he played 16 minutes of the last 16 first leg, he then played the whole of the second leg, he played 45 minutes of the quarter finals first leg and was rested for the second leg. He then played the whole of the first leg of the semi-final whilst only playing half of the second leg. He played the full 120 minutes of the final in which Manchester United saw themselves being beaten by Villarreal on penalties.

EFL Trophy

Luke didn’t play in any of the EFL matches which saw Alex Telles getting some minutes.

EFL Cup

Luke missed the first two matches and played 6 minutes in the quarter finals; he played the full 90 in the semi-final against Manchester City which saw United being knocked out with City winning 2-0.

FA Cup

Luke was rested the first match of the FA Cup, playing the full 90 in the fourth round which was against Liverpool and United won 3-2. He then didn’t play more than 30 minutes in the next two matches. United were beat by Leicester 3-1 who then went on to win the trophy.

Internationals

Luke was rested in 2 out of 3 of the World Cup Qualifiers that England played. When he did play he played the full 90 and got an assist. Should he go to the euros was the question the media was asking, with others saying who would replace him with the season he’s had.

Luke was recalled for the final friendly before the Euros in which England beat Romania 1-0, he played 74 minutes which was probably because he’d not long played 120 minutes in the Europa League final.

EUROS 2020

Luke was on the bench for England for the first match of their euros 2020 campaign, he then played the final two matches of the group stages that saw England going through to the round of 16 top of the group, this had then draw Germany as the next match. He was probably the first name on the team sheet seeing him play the full 90 minutes and get an assist in a match that made history, with England winning and getting through to the quarter finals. Luke played 65 minutes of the quarter finals but that was enough time to get two assists and ensure that England still didn’t concede. Luke played the full 120 minutes of the semi-final seeing England make history and get into a final for the first time in 55 years.

EUROS FINAL

Luke Shaw, where do we start with Luke Shaw in this match. Not only was this match history but Luke then and made history himself. He scored his first England goal in a final no biggy right? What about if I say it’s in the first 2 minutes? Yeah Luke Paul Hoare Shaw scored his first international goal in the first final for his country in 55 years in 1 minute and 57 seconds. That’s amazing. I forget to mention this final was the night before his 26th birthday what a present. Sadly England would go all the way to penalties and would be beaten by Italy but it’s okay because Luke played well, and the World Cup is only 18 months away.

[master-apology]

I’ve had it up to HERE with FGO fans falsely identifying characters as DILFs or MILFs, so I’ve made a handy list of every Servant in the game who had kids and what their parenting role was, so hopefully we can get this whole business sorted out. This list goes by Servant ID.

Take note, I WILL be identifying genderbent female characters whose historical male counterparts had kids as DILFs, because the game doesn’t give any indication that their spouses in its universe were men, and I am of the opinion that Fate has proven that being a Dad or a Mom are not necessarily gendered roles. Also note, this will be mainly going off of their historical/legendary/mythological/literary depictions, as the game doesn’t always give information about their progeny. It’s also entirely possible that there are characters who aren’t on this list that should be, but we don’t have any records of them having had children (or I didn’t find it on wikipedia). Also, many of these characters are summoned at a younger age than they where when they had kids.

I will also only be counting characters with multiple versions ONCE, otherwise this list would be longer than it already is. Additionally, I WILL NOT be counting Pseudo/Demi Servants.

DILFs: Artoria Pendragon Nero Claudius Siegfried Gaius Julius Caesar Attila Gilgamesh Robin Hood (in some stories) Cú Chulainn Leonidas I Ushiwakamaru Alexander/Iskander William Shakespeare Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Hassan of the Cursed Arm Charles-Henri Sanson Heracles Lancelot Lu Bu Fengxian Vlad III Caligula Darius III Eric Bloodaxe David Hector Oda Nobunaga Diarmuid Ua Duibhne Fergus mac Róich Charles Babbage Solomon Arjuna Karna Fionn mac Cumhaill Rama Thomas Edison Geronimo Ozymandias Gawain Tawara Tōta Bedivere James Moriarty (via adopting Fran) Christopher Columbus Yagyū Munenori Katsushika Hokusai (hard to place, given he and Ōi’s shared Spirit Origin. we know that Ōi was married, but not if she had any kids. placing them here for now) Antonio Salieri Ivan the Terrible Achilles Chiron (lots of foster kids) Sakamoto Ryōma (similar thing with Hokusai, given he and Oryou are a package deal, although they adopted his older sister’s son) Napoléon Sigurd Lanling Wang (this dude lived almost 1500 years ago, but we only learned this as recently as 1999) Shi Huang Di (difficult to say with our Glorious Overlord, given that they’re non-binary and might not have had kids in their timeline, but our QSHD did)   William Tell Asclepius Jason

MILFs: Elizabeth Báthory/Carmilla Medusa (in the stories where she was not always a monster) Boudica Marie Antoinette Medea Mata Hari Tamamo no Mae Anne Bonny Mary Read (probably died while pregnant, so honorary mention) Scáthach Brynhildr (in some stories) Ryōgi Shiki Medb Irisviel/Dress of Heaven (she’s technically from a timeline where she and Kiritsugu never met, but she has the memories from the one where they did) Minamoto no Raikō (would normally be a DILF as per stated genderbend rules, but she identifies as a mother) Cleopatra Chacha Scheherazade Wu Zetian Tomoe Gozen Katō Danzō (like Raikō, she’s here because she’s identified as a mom) Circe Semiramis (both her legend and her actual historical counterpart, Shammuramat) Scáthach-Skaði (I know I said no alt repeats, but it’s worth mentioning Skaði had kids too) Qin Liangyu Murasaki Shikibu Lakshmibai Nagao Kagetora (had two adopted sons. would normally be a DILF, but there are a few historians that think Kagetora really was a woman, so I felt like putting her here) Calamity Jane (this version might not have had any, but real life Martha Jane Canary had two)

Final DILF Count: 55 Final MILF Count: 28

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A man plays the new "Unjammer Lammy" by Sony on a giant screen 14 May 1999 at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) at the Los Angeles Convention Center.