#hee hee mortch

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Head very full of Morgan just making breakfast for Aaron and bringing it to him on a tray and Aaron can't see him properly because he's not wearing his glasses, so Derek puts them on for him, reveals the breakfast and kisses Aaron's forehead. Basically, if I can't love Hotch I'll have fictional characters do it for me!

OMG STOP THIS IS SO CUUUTE!! Wait I wanna make some hcs on this rn hold up.

soft!mortch headcanons <3 (except Hotch is sick and Derek takes care of him)

tw: mentions of headaches & being sick // tw: hospitals // tw: the gays being insufferable and pining miserably

So Hotch called in sick one day which is mad weird cuz he could have the worst headache and he’d just gumble his way through a full productive work day.

But today he called in sick so like the entire team was worried.

Derek decided go check in on him just to make sure everything’s good.

Of course he has a key so he just lets himself in and calls out for Hotch.

When he gets no response, he makes his way to Hotch’s room and he’s just laying sideways, eyes super red, but they’re open and he’s just staring out into an abyss.

Dereks like “hey man, you ok? The team’s all worried” it takes like a full minute for Hotch to turn and face him properly and his face is also very red and he just looks absolutely miserable.

Ofc he doesn’t admit it so he’s just like “I’m fine >:(”

Derek glares for o b v i o u s reasons.

He’s like “you said you had a mild headache? You can barely move, man!”

He gets all worried and shit and Hotch tries to pretend to be fine because he doesn’t want to look weak in front of his crush coworker.

So Derek’s like “lemme go make you something” and he comes back with some soup and a spoon.

He sits next to Hotch and he’s like “you didn’t have to do that >:(”

But Morgan isnt having any of that so he just makes sure Hotch eats all his soup.

He puts on Hotch’s glasses for him so he can see better but the Hotch man is starting to get sleepy like half way so Derek goes to put the soup in the kitchen and comes back to Hotch already asleep with his glasses on the nightstand.

He gives a kiss to his forehead and straightens up his blankets and whispers “goodnight Aaron!” Hotch (who is actually still awake) absolutely m e l t s but it’s fine cuz his face is already red so you can’t really see the ginormous blush on his face.

A couple hours later Hotch wakes up with violent coughs and Derek is sitting in a chair right next to him.

When he calms down Derek gets up and is like “ok, were going to the hospital!”

“I’m fiiiiine! >>>:(((”

“NO YOURE NOT!! IM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND YOU DONT GET A SAY!”

Hotch is grumpy the whole way there and he doesn’t say anything except for occasionally mumbling “this is completely unnecessary >:(” and “you’re just wasting time and money, this is pointless”

Turns out he was right because it was just a bad cold and the doctor told him to stay home for at least 2 weeks.

Derek stays with him and takes care of him the whole time.

He sleeps on the couch, but sometimes Hotch will get cold (even with a shit ton of blankets) so Derek cuddles him and ends up getting sick too.

So they stay at Hotch’s for like a whole month because Hotch feels the need to repay the favor so he stays with him and takes care of him.

All in the while holding back the urge to just k i s s him like 378282 times a day.

But it’s all good, they get through it, and on their first day back to work they got used to being extremely close so the team assumes they’re dating and they have to keep awkwardly be like “oh no, were not dating wErE jUsT fRiEnDs!1!1!1!”

Penelope teases Derek relentlessly because she knows he’s like him ever since he joined the team.

At the end of the day they go back to Hotch’s cuz Derek has to get his stuff and all.

But once they get inside Hotch is like “hey... do you want to stay? Just for tonight...”

And Derek absolutely melts because Hotch sounds so adorably insecure so he nods and makes dinner for them and after dinner they’re watching a movie and sitting incredibly close and Hotch goes “Derek, I appreciate all you did for me... I really hope you know that...”

And Derek smiles and they get closer and closer and thEN THEY K I S S ! ! !

Hotch starts blushing like a teenager and Derek kisses his cheeks and his nose and they cuddle and end up falling asleep.

The next day they walk into work holding hands and Spencer is the first to notice and he starts teasing them automatically going “wow, how friendly of you two!” And they all just chuckle.

Emily and Penelope have the time of their lives teasing complaining going like “WHAT DID WE SAY?! BUT DID YOU GUYS LISTEN?! NOOOO!! YOU KEPT PINING AND PINING AND WE WERE THE ONES WHO HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE “Oh nO wErE fRiEnDs!1!1!”

JJ and Rossi don’t really care for their relationship, they’re just happy they’re happy

THE END!!

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At first I was like

Mmmmmm mortch

As a joke! But I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

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I'm just thinking about Hotch being exhausted, so he's just rambling about everything and anything that comes to mind and Morgan just thinks it's the absolute sweetest thing so he's just watching with the biggest smile on his face like: yeah, I'm in love with him :)

Hehskwhekdhsi AH PLEASEEEE!!

No imagine hotch having a bad day and he’s rambling and he doesn’t even realize he starts rambling about his childhood and Dereks just like 🥺💔 and hotch ends up passing out of exhaustion on Morgan’s shoulder and the next morning Derek wakes up before him and just holds him in his arms and Aaron wakes up to cuddles and kisses and affection 🥺🥺🥺

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Sambucky has the same energy as Mortch

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I think Tumblr made me unfollow you :(( it wasn’t me!!

Also, today’s Mortch thought that was meant to be yesterday’s but I didn’t get back till almost midnight so I just went to sleep:

Remember that thing about Hotchs accent? It was really stupid. Anyways!

His accent always comes out when he says darling and turns it more into darlin’ with a proper southern drawl and he hates it because his accent sounds “unprofessional”

But it makes Morgan weak at the knees so when they’re at home the only thing he’ll respond to is darlin’ and Hotch secretly thinks it’s the best thing because he never knows what nickname to use (and Morgan always does)

So yeah!

PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE!!! IMAGINE, ONE TIME ITS HOTCH MAKING DINNER AND HES LIKE “DEREK! DINNERS READY!!” AND THEN NOTHING AND HE GETS LOWKEY SCARED CUZ what if bad guy got him 🥺💔 BUT THEN HE FINDS HIM IN THEIR ROOM WITH HIS (Hotch’s) GLASSES AND HES LIKE “I called you for you dinner” AND DEREKS LIKE “I didn’t hear my name 🤷” AND HOTCH IS LIKE “🙄 ok, DaRLiN’, dinners ready” AND DEREK JUST GIVES HIM THE BIGGEST SMILE EVER AND WHEN THEY GO DOWNSTAIRS HOTCH IS LIKE “I can’t promise it’ll be any good...” AND TURNS OUT HE BURNED THE FOOD BUT BEFORE DEREK HAD ANY TIME TO RESPONT HE’S LIKE “im sorry darlin’ 🥺🥺🥺” AND DEREK COMPLETELY FORGETS ABOUT THE FOOD AND JUST JUMPS AT HIM AND STARTS KISSING ALL OVER HIS FACE!!! AH FUCK IM SO SOFT FOR THEM 😭😭😭

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I don’t know if I sent this or if I closed the app before I did so I apologise if I sent it twice but...

Mortch thought of the day:

Morgan knows that Hotch loves books and sketching even though he hardly ever gets time to do it so when they move into their forever home (that he renovated) he creates a library/art room for him as an anniversary gift and Hotch is so taken aback but also ashamed because his gift was much smaller.

But Morgan is just like: This was just as much for me as it was for you and initially Hotch doesn’t get it but a few days later he finds that Morgan has been taking photos of him curled up reading or drawing without him realising and I’m just

🥰🥰🥰

AH PLEASE!! OK BUT IMAGINE ONE DAY HOTCH IS GOING TO BED A LITTLE LAYE AND HE SEES A NEW PICTURE FRAME ON DEREKS BEDSIDE TABLE AND HE TURNS ON THE LAMP AND COMPLETELY FORGETS ABOUT THE PICTURE BECAUSE OF THE WAY THE LIGHT SHINES ON DEREKS FACE MAKES HIM LOOK ANGELIC BUT WHEN HE GOES TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT HE SEES THE PICTURE AND ITS HIM CURLED UP AT A WINDOW WITH A BOOK AND BLANKETAND HE JUST SMILES AND CURLS UP TO DEREK AND THEN DEREKS LIKE “do you like it? 🥺” AND HOTCH IS LIKE “yeah 🥰🥰🥰” AND THE KISSES THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND THEY FALL ASLEEP 😭😭😭💓💓💓

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Someone please come talk to me about Derek Morgan and Aaron Hotchner or Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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if this thing makes me unfollow you one more time I swear-

ANYWAYS!

Today's mortch thought is bought to you by: there is absolutely no logic behind this, I just think Hotch is pretty and would love to see fanart of what I'm about to describe. OKAY!

Hotch with his hair all floppy and soft (so very season one esque) wanting to try out make-up because he just thinks it'd be something nice, but then he's terrified Derek will judge him (he knows that's stupid but he's still scared)

And that means he kinda pulls away and Derek gets worried which is how Hotch ends up telling him and Derek is just like: Baby, it's okay! It's okay!! And then he paints Hotch's right hand for him because he's left handed and tells him he looks stunning once he's done his eyeliner and yeah

AH PLEASE!!!

WAIT- SHOULD I EDIT HOTCH WITH MAKE UP?? AH PLEASE IM GONNA DO THIS!!

AND MORGAN WOULD THINK HES SO PRETTY. AND- AND- SHE/THEY/HE HOTCH!!!! AND DEREK CALLS THEM “my princess and my prince all at once” AND HOTCH (who thought he might not be ok with the pronoun change) GETS ALL SOFT AND SHES LIKE 🥺🥺🥺 AND I- AAAAAAAH 💓💓💓

Ok, but imagine one day hotch going to work with some glitter on his cheekbone because glitter’s a bitch, and the team is like 🤨 and Garcia is like “HOTCH!! MY OFFICE!! NOW!!!” AND HOTCH IS LIKE 😞 dammit! BUT WHEN HE GETS THERES SHES LIKE “ok, so the tip to remove makeup is to use some sort of oil” AND THEY’RE LIKE “wait- you’re not... idk, weirded out? 🥺🥺” AND SHES LIKE “”NO!!! WHY WOULD I BE?! DID DEREK TAKE PICTURES, I NEED TO SEE THEM!!” AND HOTCH IS LIKE “yeah 🥰 the glitter was his idea btw 🥰🥰🥰” AND GARCIAS LIKE “ofc it was, he has taste 😌✨” AND DEREK WALKS IN AND SHES WIPING HOTCH’S FACE AND THE GLITER IS GOING AWAY AND DEREK IS LIKE “I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD’VE WENT TO HER FOR HELP!” AND THEN HE KISSES ALL OVER THEIR CHEEK AND GIVE PENNY A FOREHEAD KISS AND ITS SO SOFT AND I- 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭

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Morgan proposing to Hotch, but it's like this perfectly intimate and small and casual thing that Hotch doesn't even see coming, because Morgan had this whole elaborate plan, but then Hotch cooks his favourite thing for him because he seems sad (he's not, he's just nervous about proposing) so then Morgan accidentally blurts out: God I want to marry you and Hotch is absolutely stunned (which is funny, because profiler) and is just like: ERRRM YES!

Isfuisheudbzkshxxibaeidj STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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gonna give you some mortch content rn: when mr scratch drugs hotch in season 10 he hallucinates derek finding him all bloody

YES!! OK SO I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND I KNOW YOU DIDNT ASK FOR A RANT BUT IM GOING TO UNAPOLOGETICALLY RANT ABOUT THEM!!

THE FIRST PERSON WE SEE GETTING HURT IS REID (i think) WHICH TELLS ME (or rather my anti-hotchreid ass) THAT HES THE LEAST ONE WHO’S DEATH WOULD AFFECT HOTCH! THEN THE SECOND PERSON IS EITHER JJ OR ROSI, IDFC NOT IMPORTANT. BUT THE ONE WHO DIES!! IN FRONT OF HIM!! WHO MAKES HIM BREAK!! ITS MORGAN!!! ITS DEREK FRIKKING MORGAN UGH I WANNA PUNCH THEIR STUPID FACES!!

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mortch <3

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I don’t like Jeid either but how you be hating Jeid but shipping Mortch. Moreid I guess I understand... but Mortch... Hotch is literally the least queer person in CM. And that’s saying a lot considering nearly everyone in CM has LGBT+ vibes

Hmmmmmm, you’re interesting!! For starters comparing a rare pare (who even though I ship them, I can admit how “fishing” it is), to a toxic het ship. You’re coming after me for shipping mortch but I’ll bet millions (not really cuz I’m broke, but yk what I mean) that if you don’t ship hotchreid, you have shit ton of mutuals who do! The way you went “moreid I guess I understand” says so much about you!! Listen, I don’t wanna start shit, and I do agree that most of the BAU is pretty queer coded, but besides Penelope (who is portrayed by a queer actress), Hotch is the closest to queer because Thomas has actually played a gay character!! Like I said, I don’t wanna start anything, but fuck! You came into my ask box, talking to me about a toxic as fuck het ship while bashing on my non-harmful gays. Wtf is wrong with you?! As a queer person, I’m labeling this as homophobic.

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I'm just thinking about Morgan seeing Hotch smile, properly and without hesitation, when he's doing something domestic like making tea/coffee for the team and that's when he realises that he's in love with him so he just keeps finding as many reasons to make Hotch smile because it's just cute and yeah

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Plz I kinda get how mortch is cute the more you talk about it😞🙏

BRO SERIOUSLY, “My opinion doesn’t matter” “IT MATTERS TO ME!!”

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Morgan and Hotch got together after Morgan called Hotch darling from the doorway and Hotch went bright red and fell of his chair and yes it’s stupid but I couldn’t get the image out of my head and I needed to tell someone

Um, hello??? I literally love this so much!!! Ok but imagine Derek just teasing him or whatever, or maybe it just slipped out because he’s constantly calling spencer and Garcia pet names, so it just comes out casually for him, but Hotch isn’t used to it so he gets all flustered and Derek automatically apologizes and Hotch is like “oh no it’s fine” and Derek is like “it’s fine???” And Hotch blushes harder and Derek finally catches on so he makes it a goal to see Hotch blush like that at least once a day so now their days are full of pet names and flustered!hotch and Derek falls just a little more in love with him every time and aaaaaah!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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At s3 finale when Morgan tells Hotch that all his focus is on Kate? Morgan was clearly jealous of Kate. And his face when Kate asked Hotch to have a word in private. Jealousy. And at s4 when Morgan and Hotch go on a road trip? Morgan confesses his feelings to him. And of course, Aaron says he feels the same way to Morgan. Those two episodes just scream Hotchgan to me.

AAAAAAH YESSSS!! PLEASE I JUST SAVED MAYHAM TO MY PHONE BECAUSE OF THEM!! ITS SO CUTE THE WAS MORGAN B E G S THAT OFFICER TO LET HIM GO SAVE HOTCH 🥺🥺🥺 PLEASE “my opinion doesn’t ma—” “IT MATTERS TO ME!” “my life matters to me, and I have and always will entrust you with it!” PLEASE!! THAT SCREAMS “I love you, wether or not you feel the same” (ofc he feels the same)!! I just- I love them so much 🥺🥺