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baekhvuns · 1 year

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I was dreading to open your blog and read your reply, cause I knew the slander would be too much 😐😐😐😐 I'm simply closing my eyes. Blocking the haters (aka user baekhvuns). I actually stayed up late to watch the match and it was not worth it, thankfully Sanhwa went live and their Lego shenanigans were more exciting 💀 I kept yelling "wake up, Madrid, Ancelotti use your fucking brain and Gavi get off the pitch!". Benzema in his salty era, yikes, I know he's mad that his goal was offside and so am I, but come on.

Moving on........

I just hope that if the allegations against Gr**nw**d are true, the girl won't go through the same shit again. 🙃

Yeah the Atiny I met has been following Atz around since last year, that's why I blocked her and stopped interacting with her recently. She's not dangerous, but how manu times do you have to see them? That Judy girl is so fucked, she thinks she's doing something??? And is besties with NCT???

Fucking LSM destroying his own company, ffs I've always said he'd be the downfall of SM. Chris Lee what a dumb greedy bitch, no wonder these two are related. But speaking of dumb people. The delusion and saviour complex is huuuuuge. And did you see that "SM with Hybe" Twitter account???

Avocados don't like snow so I'm not shocked your uni closed ajshaisshhajahwkkaa. Pls stay inside it's safer and cosier 😭. Omfg knife crime typical London behaviour, sigh. Paris is bad too lol, not the safest place, Berlin is better, but the city is also on my shitlist, too privileged. Kai you don't need to go there

"Your guys's hierarchy" hey, don't group me with them Brits, I'm just an outsider who has been studying the UK behaviour for years 😭 Brummie accent was once voted the least appealing, but foreigners are obsessed with it cause of PB, so hilarious. I like beans on toast, I'm afraid... BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME BRITISH OKAY.

I remember when Hwa apologised he couldn't dye his hair black yet, because of Imitation?!?!? Some people had the audacity to comment on the grey hair 🔫🔫🔫🔫

Cornish accent is sometimes called "the most American of UK's accents" but they're not like deep South, Cornwall is nice and fun! I guess the difference between most Southern English accents and Cornish is that they roll their "Rs". I have some friends from there, one got into performing school as a child and they asked her mother if she could "get rid of the village accent" huh?! She wasn't even from a village

Breaking Wommys hearts kusuahsjsjauaah but I'm not complaining 🥰 yes to fencer or racer Hwa

WHAT did you just say about the nose 🔫🔫🔫 my feelings are soft, I just wanna perform some cannibalism ok. let me bite Seonghwa's nose in peace!

Finally some Atz x fashion interaction! Seonghwa next pls 🤗

Liking anything when you're over 25 is illegal Baek, so have fun while it lasts. Later it's just taxes, mortgage, 2 shifts etc. no happy days in sight 🤗

Everyone's screaming shaking and crying trying to find Seonghwa's winter MD, but ever since I saw the blurred previews I knew I had to have him, so I'm safe! I'M GONNA EAT HIM I REALLY WILL!!!! THE HEART BLUSH?!?!?!? I'M UNWELL

This is bad for me, a cat boys enthusiast 🙄

Pls look away OP, you don't need to perceive him. In constant battle with myself, because I wanna gatekeep Seonghwa, but also want everyone to know and praise him 🤧

My rockstar gf! and Mingi toooooo

I'm on the floor actually. The 2nd photo 🥴🥴🥴🥴

👀👀👀 but girlie was stressed msjsjdjsjabsnswjsh

Hwa is watching The Alchemy of Souls, I won. Also TAoS Hwa AU...... 😊

And can we talk about KQF2 name... it's pronounced"SAIKERS"?! Say XIKE lmaoooo - DV 💖

hello!!

anon… ur in for a ride,,, both ur teams LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭 BARCA COOKED!!!! HUMILIATION? HUMILIATION !!!!! AND WITHOUT OUR MAJOR PLAYERS???? GETFOOO AGAINST THE SAME REAL MADRID??? HELP RHQKDHQKDHKW TAKE GAVI OUT???? TAKE VINI OUT BRO WAS WWE-ING ON THE GROUND AND DIDN’T GET A RED AND DISRESPECTING THE REF???? 🔫🔫🔫 and now the second leg with pedri, dembele, lewa ???? cOOKING !!!! forever rm’s owners <;3 no wonder they got bodied

mOVING ON DEBKBJFBJQ TO THIS

and man united ??? 7-0??? LMFAOOOO?????? WHAT THE FUCK??? THIS IS TERRIBLE FHWNHDK

I just hope that if the allegations against Grnwd are true, the girl won't go through the same shit again. 🙃 /// Yeah the Atiny I met has been following Atz around since last year, that's why I blocked her and stopped interacting with her recently. She's not dangerous, but how manu times do you have to see them? That Judy girl is so fucked, she thinks she's doing something??? And is besties with NCT???

tbh i hope someone finds a loophole in the case and gets him to be held accountable, his careers def gone & he’s def not playing for the england national team 🤚🏻 they’re already shit wouldn’t want them to become even more,,,

anon ur friends are 👁questionable👁 NOOO SRS THE NCT JUDY GIRLIE WHAT IN THE WORLD ???? hoping sm sues her bc what tf?? their bodyguards need to bodyslam her some sense

????? he’s nicer than me fr

THEYRE SO 😭😭😭 WHAT EVEN IS THIS “kpop is slowing down” it never was that famous to begin with!!! its really mostly on twt which for some = worldwide,,, but i have to say even those not remotely into kpop know solder sm groups,, i wonder why kpop slowed down,,, maybe bc everything is about achievements now 🔫🔫 the saviour complex of this company and man needs to be studied,, the music quality deteriorated and now mr hybe will come to save it with it’s auto tune <3 one thing i liked about sm was the insane music quality they had,,, doing this shitshow online is so tragic to see,,, I DID AND WHAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT IS THAT 😭😭😭😭 the artists coming on their bubble to say “i don’t know what’s happening but im with u” bro 😭😭😭

WILL DO 🫡 no bc wth is this knife problem in uk 😭😭😭 there’s so many true crime cases on it like??? kINVES BELONG IN THE KITCHEN KEEP THEM THERE! i feel like france and ny is the same thing,, the pickpocketing 😭🤚🏻 speaking of berlin,,, is this an accurate representation FBKWHDKW

YEAH SO TECHNICALLY UR A BRIT 🔫 u become what u eat and live in 🤚🏻 no bc the brummie accent, and the nottingham accent how DO U EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM one of my cousins is from nottingham and she spoke to me and i ???? went pass my head,, so fast i just stared at her nodded <3 STOPPPPP THATS SO NASTY MY FATHER HAS AN OBSESSION WITH THE BEANS ON TOAST WHY DO U ALL EAT LIKE ITS STILL WW1 COME ON 😭😭😭 UR BRITISH RBWMDHWK PEAK BRITISH

sorry what is this

I remember when Hwa apologised he couldn't dye his hair black yet, because of Imitation?!?!? Some people had the audacity to comment on the grey hair 🔫🔫🔫🔫

some people should have their rights taken away

AHHHHHHH hopefully they’re not just exactly like how americans are personality wise,, NOT THE VILLAGE ACCENT NOOOO 😭😭😭😭yOU GUYS ARE BRUTAL CALLING THEM OUT ON EVERYTHING 😭😭

Breaking Wommys hearts kusuahsjsjauaah but I'm not complaining 🥰 yes to fencer or racer Hwa /// WHAT did you just say about the nose 🔫🔫🔫 my feelings are soft, I just wanna perform some cannibalism ok. let me bite Seonghwa's nose in peace!

wommy’s need to be shown their place 🤚🏻 not but there’s seriously like no woo fics in atiny writing community now 😭😭 fencer hwa and a racer hwa,, but what about a hockey player hwa <33 I SAID NOTHING ???? WHAT DID U READ 📸💥📸💥 📸 i saw this video the other day that explained ur liking for vampires i WILL find it by the next time i answer this HOPEFULLY why bite when u can take a seat

Finally some Atz x fashion interaction! Seonghwa next pls 🤗 /// Liking anything when you're over 25 is illegal Baek, so have fun while it lasts. Later it's just taxes, mortgage, 2 shifts etc. no happy days in sight 🤗

FINALLY!!!!!! BALMAIN AMBASSADOR SOON 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 seonghwa and of mingi for versace ?? would pass out,, LMFAOOOO will use my 20’s as a excuse to travel and live my yn moment <3 anon how’d ur mortgage going, how’s the job? HOWS KR BEEN

U ORDERED IT RIGHT???? GOD BLESS U IM ON MY WAY HIDE UR DOOR UR KIDS UR CATS UR PC’S IM ON MY WAY he looks like he’s about to join a furry con / star in a red velvet mv

This is bad for me, a cat boys enthusiast 🙄//// Pls look away OP, you don't need to perceive him. In constant battle with myself, because I wanna gatekeep Seonghwa, but also want everyone to know and praise him 🤧

OP TRUST ME HE’S MEAN ASF FUCK DONT STAN HIM LEAVE HIM ALONE 🔫🔫

My rockstar gf! and Mingi toooooo /// I'm on the floor actually. The 2nd photo 🥴🥴🥴🥴 //// 👀👀👀 but girlie was stressed msjsjdjsjabsnswjsh

no bc how dare they do this photoshoot for japanese albums and not for korean ones! WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE AND THIS???? 😩😩 seonghwa for calvin klein when

Hwa is watching The Alchemy of Souls, I won. Also TAoS Hwa AU……😊 //// And can we talk about KQF2 name… it's pronounced"SAIKERS"?! Say XIKE lmaoooo - DV 💖

STOP STOP IVE BEEN CRYING OVER THAT DRAMA FBWMFBWKFHWKHDWCJCKCKCKCI KEPT THINKING ABOUT SEONGHWA IN IT 😭😭 nOW HOW DO WE SAY THAT NAME??? SHAKERS??? HIKERS??? saikers???? 😭😭😭😭

anon we’re finally getting the return of shoujo with stunning animation 😭😭

just, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT U COULD NOT HATE THIS COMPANY EVEN MORE

hot take, but they’re kinda right

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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loveelle · 3 years

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Remember That Night

Alive!Luke Patterson x Reader AU

Request from Anon: luke patterson x reader - remember that night? by sara kays please!!

A/N: I am as surprised as you are that I’ve finally posted another fic. And it’s angst. That’s... I love angst.

WC: 1.4K

MASTER

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1 day.

Pain fills every inch of your body. Not physical pain, but pain spread straight from your head and heart, the latter broken far beyond you’ve felt before. Luke and you had something special. He was your heart and somehow, over the course of one night into your 3-year relationship, the relationship and he was gone. Julie has called you many times this morning, but you’ve sent her to voicemail more times than you could count until you shut your phone off completely and bathed yourself in the darkness of the room, the only light being the sunlight licking through the edges of your curtain as the leftover rain from last night sprinkled down from the cloudy sky.

Any and every thought that crossed your brain was of him and you can’t make them stop. His eyes and the way they crinkle when he laughs at your dumb jokes. His smile and the way his tongue pokes through his lips as he writes, burying himself deep in his music. His hands and how they’d hold yours, or cup your face, or move up and down your body. You’d think of everything about him and the tears fall quickly, wetting your face and your pillow but you make no move to wipe them, knowing quite well that more will join them soon.

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1 month.

“You have to move on!” Flynn sighs as she plops on the bed next to you and Julie yanks open the curtains that have almost permanently been closed in the last month. Sunlight, pure blinding sunlight hit you and you let out the loudest groan of irritation and cover your face with your pillow.

“I have! I did.” You mumble into the pillow before letting it slowly fall to the ground.

Flynn and Julie purse their lips and raise their brows at you. “Yeah, sure you have.” Julie mumbles before laying on the other side of you from Flynn. “We just want to make sure you’re okay, Y/N. We care about you, you know?” The three of you stare at the ceiling in silence. You know they weren’t going to push you unless you absolutely needed it, but they were right.

“I need to move on.” You whisper, feeling both of your best friends turn their head quickly to see the frown etched on your face and they nod, agreeing to help in anyway they can.

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You’d never thought you’d feel as alright as you do in this moment, months after trying to forget about Luke and trying to tell yourself that you were alright, you finally were. You were living your life and for once Luke was off your mind and you didn’t spend every waking hour of your day crying over him.

You were dancing around your kitchen, sliding around the floor on your socks while singing out to Julie and the Phantom’s newest song. Being able to listen to their band again and not break down when Luke’s voice joined with Julie’s was new, but you could finally do it. Sure, you could never sing along with his parts, but you always sang along with your talented best friend and her magical voice.

Your music stops as you finish pouring yourself some juice, your brows furrowing for only a second before your ringtone plays out the speakers. You groan before looking down at the screen to see a unknown number lighting up your phone. There was something about the number that seems familiar, but you can’t place it, so without another thought, you answer the phone.

“Hello?” you call out as you focus on the pb&j sandwich in front of you. Your greeting was only met with silence as you look back to the screen, making sure the call was still connected, but it was. “Hello?”

There was a scuffle, the only sign of life on the other end but you had given up. You reach for your phone with a desire to just put your music back on before finally someone speaks. “Hey, Y/N. It’s uh, it’s uh Luke.”

It’s Luke.

He didn’t need to say his name, you knew it was him the moment he said yours. After almost 6 months, Luke Patterson was calling you.

“Y/N?” Luke calls out your name and you realize you’ve stayed silent for too long. You quickly grab your phone, turning it off speaker and hesitate to end the call before finally bringing it to your ear.

“Luke.” You whisper out, unsure what you were supposed to say. He gasps softly on the other line and you lean against the counter, your eyes shut tightly. “I- um, why are you calling me?”

“I wanted to hear your voice again.”

You laugh, a sound so familiar to Luke yet, it’s been forever since he’s heard it. “You wanted to hear my voice?” the anger drips from your voice and you hope Luke hears it too because it’s all for him, all the anger you’ve held close for the last 5 months is for him.

Luke clears his throat and you know he’s nervous, but to have the gull to call you now after months of healing, he should be nervous. “I miss you.” He says and you stay silent. “Do you remember that night?”

Your shaky breath slips past your lips as you blink back tears, wiping your nose against your shirt before slipping down to the floor, your back presses heavily to the cupboard behind you. “What night?” your voice cracks, betraying any sense of strength you may have been presenting. You knew what night Luke was talking about and you remember it perfect.

“We went for a drive.” Luke begins and you bite your lip, keeping your sobs at bay the best you could. “It was 2:30 in the morning and it was pouring. We were in my car, watching the raindrops race on the front window.”

“My raindrop won.” You whisper, remembering the look Luke gave you when your raindrop reached the bottom of the glass. It was a look he’s given you more times than you could count and without thinking, you kissed him, just like you’ve always done before. “I kissed you.”

Luke chuckles, his dry voice cracking over the phone before you hear a sniffle. “Hell of a last kiss.” He whispers and you drop the phone from your mouth to break your sob, letting it tumble out of your mouth and through your emotions without care if Luke could hear. You fumble with your phone before pressing it against your cheek again, wrapping an arm tightly around your body. “We held each other tight.”

“And before the over, you broke my heart, Luke!” you yell out, your voice strains so you suck in deep breath, hearing a silence over Luke’s end. “Before the night was over, you looked over your shoulder and now months later, what? You’ve decided I’m finally worth coming back to?” You give him time to answer, but he doesn’t. You’re only met with silence. “Do you realize how long I’ve had to fight to be living my life?”

“Y/N-”

“No.” you cut him off. “No, you’ve had months where if you would’ve picked up the phone and reminded me how much I loved you, I would’ve come running back, but I’ve moved on. I’ve moved on and I’m doing just fine.”

Pain bubbles through your throat as you stop talking, working hard to keep yourself strong as Luke says the words that strike you hard in your heart. “I’m still in love in with you.”

I’m still in love with you too, Luke.

You don’t say the words. You think them, you wish you could say them and to tell him and jump right back into his arms, but you can’t and you don’t. You take a deep breath. “Goodbye, Luke.” You hang up the phone before he can say more.

That’s when you let the sobs break through you, wracking your body as you cradle yourself and lay the floor. Your music plays again like it had no care your head was betraying your heart and Luke’s voice fills the air along with Julie. You cry harder, clumsily trying to grasp your phone to turn off the music, but as soon as you hold the device in your hand, you can’t do it. You let Luke’s voice ring through your kitchen, pairing sadly with your cries. The familiarity of this moment hits your chest hard, and once again, you remember that night and fighting this exact feeling of brokenness.

#Luke Patterson x Reader #Luke Patterson imagine #Luke Patterson fanfiction #Luke Patterson #Jatp #jatp imagine #japt x reader #jatp fanfiction #Julie and the Phantoms #Julie and the Phantoms imagine #Julie and the Phantoms fanfiction #Julie and the Phantoms x reader

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mazojo · 5 years

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Noah screenshots? Hcs? Canon facts you like about him? If you guys were to break up, why?

NONNYYYYY

I am sorry for taking a moment there to answer you, I have been trying to write up this answer for a couple days but fumblr here always messes my post up //rip

I am gonna put this all behind a read more cossss I may get ramble and sentimental and people may not like it asdfghj but just know there may be spoilers below and that in this household we are always at all times and every single second, stanning Noah Marshall hours foLKz.

*Cracks knuckles* leTS GeT ThIS BreAD shall we?? ill be dividing it into each part because yo girl just got a chance to cream about her bby boi Noah and she will take iT asdcfvghjk trash

Screenshots

I am not sure what you mean 100% but I am guessing its sharing my fav screenshots while screaming about it and I will 100% do it xDDD

1- I call this one the “Tragic Backstory™ meets sappy”

Okay okay okay i gotta say this whole scene may as well be one of my favorite ones. Not only does it capture them soooo well, but it also made me connect even more to Noah. He lost everything the day he lost his sister. Everything he did was in order to gain everything back, in the hopes of bringing her back to return to how things were and i…..i…..am……weak……

2- This ones called “Everyone @ PB headquarters is a coward for not giving Noah happiness”

Not gonna put the entire scene because its too long buT when I say I would die for Noah Marshalls entire happiness, I mean I would diE FOR NOAH MARSHALL’S ENTIRE HAPPINESS (literally, because, you know, MC kinda dies for him….. ha…..haha….. too soon). thats it, thats the whole message I want ya to get from this post lmaooo.

3- This one goes by the name “Top 10 cursed moments in Choices history”

how he blames himself. “it should have been me….” because his mom blames him. he blames himself. Noah has carried this burden alone for his whole life. he is broken please someone hug him (and that someone is MC obviously pfffff).

4- This one is “I am damaged, gone wrong, got killed (100% real, not clickbait)”

DOnt have to explain how much this scene literally broKE one (1) dumb soul. This whole exchange is so powerful and everytime I re read it I get tears in my eyes because we all deserve better than this ;w;

5- Lastly I call this one “I added one more because all of the ones I choose were depressing and I needed to redeem my rat boi so”

Thats it, thats the screenshot. Please someone who doesnt know Noah Marshall describe him by this one image asdfghjk

Headcanons

ASDFYU OMG THANK YOU NONNY I STAN I STANNN

Well, I actually made some of my MC x Noah HC because they are s o u l m a t e s and this is the post buuuuut some Noah hc I have are:

- As I mentioned in my other HC list, Noah is insomniac. He is always staying late and avoids sleeping because almost everytime he falls asleep he has nightmares thus he is always anxious when sleeping. Since he began dating MC in this magical AU the nightmares have been more manageable

- Can I reiterate on the fact that he has a beanie collection?? Like, I am talking all colors and sizes, homeboy’s only fashion statement is his beanie and we stan.

- He is terrible at using social media. MC and Stacey had to b e g him to create an Instagram account. To this day he still does not understand why people add hashtags to posts

- His favorite bands are Green Day, Simple Plan, Set it Off and Rex Orange County (see as I self insert myself in Noah LMAOO)

- His favorite Disney movies are treasure planet and Dumbo because he used to watch them as a kid a lot with Jane *crying noises intensify*

- He is actually a pretty decent singer! The one or two times MC catches him whispering some song she makes a huge deal out of it and asks him to sign autographs for her so when he becomes famous she can sell them, causing him to dramatically roll his eyes and blush while looking away.

- Even though he is a good singer, Noah haaaates dancing and he sucks at it. As I mention in the other HC list, he always ends up tumbling over with his own feet and avoids dance floors like the plague, only slightly softening for MC

- He refuses to buy AirPods even tho all the others have them. His most significant character trait is using wired headphones and owning it

- He has MC saved as “Dumbass 🖤”

- The crew has a group chat in which Noah has tried exiting, multiple times, only to be added once again and everyone going in his case for him to stop being emo asdfghjk

- His spirit animal is a wolf according to him, every-time MC remembers his answer to that question she starts quoting the “in all levels except physical I am a wolf” vine and “Noah has exited the chat” once again.

- His proudest achievement is his music library, with his infinite playlists selection.

This are some of the HC I haveee, I dont want to bombard you with them but I actually have a notes thingy with this lmaoooo, I do this with my fav pairings but never end up posting them asdfghj

Canon facts I like

oh boi

everything

asdfghjkl but in all seriousness:

- I mention this in almost all my Noah posts but his love for family is one of the things I like the most about him. How much he grasps into that hope his sister is alive and how much he suffers for it, even willing to sacrifice his soulmate friend for that, which okay, was wrong, but he did it with all the good intentions in the bottom of his heart.

- His humor definitely. asdfghj cynical and dark humor is very uwuwuwuwuwu attractive to me and my dankness so yeeee

- His passion for culinary school is soooo asdfghjk of his part. I personally have absolutely no idea how to boil water, so in the first place I admire anyone who knows how to cook, and just how much it means to him. Culinary school is his dream and he has abandoned it, but in every scene you speak that he brings it up, you can see how happy it makes him and asdfghjk bby boiiii

- His beanies asdfghjkkuytr okay okay I know I make fun of them a lot and stuff but beanies are actually are one of my few weaknesses for guys clothing lmaooo (just right behind glasses 😍)

- Just the whole thing with helping MC out (in my play-through) after getting turned into Redfield. Like, hello? he is literally not giving up until she is back? because he believes in her? eye-

Those are the ones I can think off right now from the top of my head but if I remember more later I will come back at ya with emmmm ^^

If you guys were to break up, why?

Big Ooffff

So I answered an ask from my homegirl Kato a while back answering and analyzing if Noah and I would actually work out in real life and I think in a way, the same answer can answer this question.

We would break up because in some way, we are too similar. In the sense that we are both pretty introverted, kept to ourselves, a bit of bad humor and that would lead us to clash in our own ways. Thats why I believe he needs someone like I HC my MC to be. She is outgoing, helping him get out of his shell, get out and explore, she is like the light and they balance each other out. If I were to date Noah we would just both fall into one side of the balance xDD

That being said I still loVE ma BaBY BOOOiiii nOahhhh but I think he would make a much much muuuuuch better couple with someone like MC :33 as I said, they are soulmatessss 🤧

Bishes be loving Noah. thats me, I am bishes and Anon has just blessed my inbox and we been stanning

#ANON I LUV YOUUU #BLESS YOUR SOULLLL #I dont know if this answered the question correctly but uwuwuwu #thank youuuuuu #ask #anon #noah marshall #noah #ilitw #it lives #it lives in the woods #choices

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