#hellsitegenetics

[hellsitegenetics]

Damnb you're speedrunning the tumblr popularity. (or you've stumbled upon the perfect niche of gimmick blog that everybody can get behind)

bitches love my organisms

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

Was shown this post by @hellsitegenetics - and i couldn't not record it

[princerat]

Drew Yamato based on this post by @hellsitegenetics

(Click for quality!)

Vague sketch under the cut bc I liked how his face turned out

[public-trans-it]

I had a BRILLIANT idea

I was originally gonna ask @hellsitegenetics to do this, but then I remembered they wrote a guide on how to BLAST a genetic sequence. (and also their pinned post says not to ask for this)

And there is one genetic sequence in particular that I have always been curious about.

ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD?

WILL IT BE A DOG? A CAT? PROBABLY YET ANOTHER MOTH BECAUSE ITS ALMOST ALWAYS A MOTH?

Writing this all out by hand would be a pain, but lucky the code is posted in the pesterlog below.

MWOEWEOWOEOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMMWOEWEOWMOEWOMOEOEWMOWMWEOWOEW MEWMMWOMEWEOWEOEWOMOWEMWMOEWEOEMWMOMMWEMWOMWEWWMWMWOEWEO MWMWOWEOWMEOMEWEMOMWEMWMOEWMOEWMOEWMWEWOMEWMOEMWOMEWMEWE MWMOEOMMMOMOMOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEMMOWWMWWMWMOEWEO OOMOMOEEOMWMWEOWEOMWMOWMWEOMWEMWOWMWOEOMWEOMWWWMWEWEWEWO WOWEOOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMOEWOMOEOEWMOWMWE OWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWEWEOWEOEWOMOWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEMMWEW EWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEMMMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEW EWEWOWOWEOWMOWOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMMWEWEWEWOWOWEOOMWEWEWEWOWO WEOWMOWWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEMMWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOMWEM MMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWOEOEOWM WMWMWMWOMWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWWEWEWOWOWEOWM OWEWMEOMWEMMMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEO WMOWOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWEWMEOM WEMMWWMWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMWW MWMWOEWEOMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWWMWMWOEWE OMWMWOMWEWEWEWOWOWEOWMOWOEOEOWMWMWMWMWOMWMOWOEOEOWMWMWMW

First, we transliterate it into a proper genetic sequence, and also remove the linebreaks between letters.

GTACTCATACACACATGTGTGTGTAGGTACTCATGACTAGACACTGATGTCATACTGCTGGTAGCTCATCACTAGATCGTGACTCACGTGAGGTCGTAGTCTTGTGTACTCAGTGTATCATGCAGCTCGAGTCGTGACTGACTGACTGTCTAGCTGACGTAGCTGCTCGTGACAGGGAGAGAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGATTGTTGTGACTCAAAGAGACCAGTGTCATCAGTGATGTCAGTCGTATGTACAGTCAGTTTGTCTCTCTATATCAAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGACTAGACACTGATGTCATTGTGTACTCAGTGTCTCATCACTAGATCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGGTCTCTCTATATCATTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGGTCTCTCTATATCAAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGGTCTCTCTATATCATTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGTTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGGTCTCTCTATATCATTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGTTGTGTACTCAGTGTTCTCTATATCATGATCTGCAGTCGGTTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGTTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATGTCTCTCTATATCATTGTGTACTCAGTGTAGTCTCTCTATATCATGATACACATGTGTGTGTAGTGATACACATGTGTGT

and then, we head over to the website and BLAST the fuck out of this genetic code to reveal that the TRUE FACE OF GOD IS ACTUALLY........

... nothing we have seen and sequenced on earth...

Disappointing.

... well... what if we ignore part of The Wizards Instructions, and UNoptimize it...

switching to "Somewhat similar sequences" we get...

Closest match: Pecten maximus genome assembly, chromosome: 4

Common name: Great Scallop

Decided to also play with the sorting a bit cause I have no idea what I am doing, and got the Oriental Fruit Moth when sorting by Percentage and Anisus vortex (a freshwater snail) when sorting by Query Cover.

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

@hellsitegenetics

[walugus-grudenburg]

I wanna see whether Doctor Worm's lyrics would become an actual worm (but not a real doctor) ran through BLAST so here I present:

String identified:

T ca . G g, a ? ' . ' tt tg ' t a a ct t a a a a a acta a t a t t ' gttg g t ca a ctc ' at A ca t t ' gttg tt t ' a t t -c 'Ca ca't a t gt t t ca't t a atcg tg t tc g t ga, a a t a Ca tag a, t Ca . G g a , ' . ' tt tg ' t a a ct t a a a a a acta a A t a t t ' gttg g t ca a ctc ' at A ca t t ' gttg tt t ' t a a ct t t ca .

Closest match: Gibbula magus genome assembly, chromosome: 6

So, turns out, not a real worm after all! (Doctor status unknown, but unlikely on account of being a snail)

[smugwolf-sins]

I found @hellsitegenetics and it gave me an idea I simply could not wait to have seen in the inbox.

Tom Jones - Sex Bomb

(This was done ENTIRELY by hand so I may have fucked up somewhere but!! According to a double check This should be perfecto)

, a a, a , t t t , a, att a t tg t gt A, ga , t gt ' ga t a gt (a t a gt) t ct c T a aa () ca't 'ca ' t at t a a a, a , (a) ' (-) ca g t t t c ag (g t t ) , () ' A a, t a, ca t at ' g t , 't ?

't gt g, a't ga a () T ' g a ca t t a ' a tagt, c a gt (a!) t, g tgt ( tgt, ag) a , atg T t t t (, a) A , t act t ca t a tat a t a tat? , () ' ca g t t t c ag , (a) ' (a!) A a, ca ( , ag) , (-) ' () A ca g t t t c ag , () ' A , ca t ca g a , ctg t c (a!) ca t a t ca a t a a (-) A ca g t t t ca ' (a!)

, a , () ' A ca g t t t t (, ) , () ' A a, ca t (t ) A a, ca t (t ) a, ca t (t ) a, ca t (t ) a, ca t () a, ca t a, ca t a, ca t

SOMEWHAT SIMILAR SEQUENCE TO:

Peribatodes rhomboidaria Willow beauty

[yeehawgeek]

i love gimmick blogs

[steampunk-raven]

Oh as per last post I think I ??? accidentally put myself through exposure therapy?? Like I’m in on-purpose exposure therapy (for spiders specifically) but through playing a D&D character who’s obsessed with moths I’ve noticed I haven’t had a panic attack over their existence in *months*

[stedestits]

tumblr: *posts*

tumblr user hellsitegenetics:

[hellsitegenetics]

this blog has officially existed for 1 month.

[gimmick-thief]

@hellsitegenetics is a new one, idk if you have them yet

i am not smart nor patient enough for that

[cipheramnesia]

Tumblr gimmick blog hellsitegenetics is my preferred gimmick blog because you simply insert text and receive moths, it's that easy. If other gimmick blogs offered similar ease of moth access I'd probably follow them too.

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

Hey guys.

I’ve had lots of fun over the last few months being the-tumblur-searchbar. I’ve met lots of amazing people, and got an evil twin! ( @the-twitter-hideunbar )

But unfortunately, due to some personal stuff, I have to stop doing this. I may come back, but I don’t know.

Thank you all for these great memories!

- @the-tumblur-searchbar

@walmart-the-official @reallytimhortons @realgoogledocs @realest-crunchyroll @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official @unofficial-copilot @undeniably-chevron @its-target-official @im-pandora-i-promise @official-arbys @officialtinder @offical-firefox-nightly @officially-ikea @important-question-anon @actual-aspec-military @support-speaks @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-wikipedia @duothelingo @firefox-official @gb-tesco-official @hellsitegenetics @jack-in-the-box-official @kroger-fr @kfcfingerlickingood @life360-i-swear @basically-bumble @nasa-real @notlife360anymore @mc-baby @blake7speare

One last gift for you all under the cut!

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

Don’t worry! I’m not stopping this anytime soon!

[top-secret-replier]

Ayyy! I think gimmick blogs are really cool. What’s your favorite?

I don’t really have a favourite since I like almost all gimmicks blogs <3

a few really cool ones you should check out:

@giving-people-gold-stars @hellsitegenetics @hellsitepfpgrabber @official-penis-posts @the-duck-painter @gimmick-thief @hellsite-detective @surely-not-a-pornbot @haiku-bot-human-version @certifiedlibraryposts @stitchposts

also i've decided to make this a chain for GIMMICK BLOGS :)

(so if you've been tagged tag some gimmick blogs you think are cool!)

[garfieldareyouslashsrsorslashj]

i like to imagine that @the-disemvoweler and @hellsitegenetics are dating. i always see their posts together. maybe i follow funny people. who knows