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I need to suck a girl off and spit the cum back in her mouth and make her swallow it or I will die
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hi welcome back to another episode of jasper making aus about his otp this time it’s just fluff because ive made cole and geo suffer too much (re: prince!geo au, ambrosia wine au)
it’s kinda a modern au, kinda not, they’re all still the same species as in canon + characters still have elemental powers but theyre not important here, oh well
the land of lost things is a bakery managed by gandalaria, the finders’ adoptive mother. fritz and spitz help out occasionally because they’re only kids but her, bonzle and geo primarily work there. bonzle helps gandalaria with baking and geo is usually the cashier (the hoarder is a cat that just hangs around the shop)
cole is a regular and ends up just falling. HEAD OVER HEELS for geo. he is pathetic about it /aff and whenever geo does literally anything nice he likes to ramble about it to the other ninja
oh dw geo is just as in love with cole as he is but he’s slightly more subtle about it (but even then bonzle has had to sit through him rambling about him)
the way that cole confesses his love to geo is by commissioning a custom cake that is a love confession because *james a. janisse voice* that’s nice :3
#im just.#lostshipping bakery au#it’s fluff this time thank the gods that jasper’s making something that isn’t angsty#its a miracle#im so so normal about cole x geo (lie)#help me…#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lostshipping#geodeshipping#cole x geo#geo x cole#ninjago geo#geo ninjago#geo finder#ninjago cole#cole ninjago#cole brookstone#ninjago bonzle#bonzle ninjago#bonzle finder#ninjago fritz#fritz ninjago#fritz finder#ninjago spitz#spitz ninjago#spitz finder#ninjago gandalaria#gandalaria ninjago
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who are you give us Researcher Elvis back >:[ how do we get them back
𝐆⃥⃒̸𝐨⃥⃒̸𝐧⃥⃒̸𝐞⃥⃒̸ :))))))))))))))
jjjjjusT wARM
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so if a cute girl was watching me shuffle cards today and said ”that’s so hot” when i did is that her trying to say sumn or is that just a platonic compliment 😩
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Thinking about Them (Skyjacks Courier’s Call songs)…
#I have the season 2 songs stuck in my head but they haven’t been released for purchase yet…#help me…#skyjacks#courier’s call
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new hunchback of notre dame poster on my wall #mywall
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shoutout to @troublcmakcrs for seeing the ✨vision✨
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WHY is tubbo on mclaren twitch i WILL jump
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I totally love scrounging around on ao3 trying to find a fanfic I loved reading yet can’t find anymore… totally don’t need to be up early tomorrow yet am up at half midnight when I should be sleeping.. someone sedate me or better yet FIND ME THIS DAMN FANFIC SO I CAN BE SATISFIED!!!!!!
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I have it really bad guys i was being so gay over sevika i forgot to take my meds
#HELP MR#ITS NEVER BEEN THISHAD#BAD#HOW DID I FORGET#its ok i just went and took them but#jesus christ..#help me…#my post#ky shut up#crush tag
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oh. high of 88 degrees (which it always hits here) with 89% humidity. oh we are so cooked.
#for reference it’s 77 right now! not bad yet#but my state has always been notorious for being able to actually hit the highs. like it’s normal we just say that’s the temperature at thi#point.#but uh. for those who don’t know#88 with a humidity of 89% makes it feel like 112-113 DEGREES#help me…
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this kpop shit is getting ridiculous cause why tf did i change my profile picture to like underscore jeong jaehyun’s story
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truly in the trenches with this new oc rn
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How Much Of A Sinner Are You ?
Merlyn is 29126% sin.
“More like 42069% AMIRIGHT?? HAH…”
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Ohio… haha…
#( visage; irene. )#( crack; irene. )#HELP ME…#I had to choose her most miserable pic for it#scopophobia tw#scopophobia
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