#helpp lmaooo

[lunee-bat]

I'm crying at the image of the radioapple baby just sprawling on the floor while learning to wall can I please gave more of that au

AND YOUR WISH IS GRANTED bc it’s mine too lmaooo

Also I gave her a name UwU

She looks scary and is a dangerous chaotic neutral but she loves snakes and watches Snake Discovery

So,,,,this weird lil creature has some lore behind her now too bc my adhd finally let me type it out (still working out some kinks tho so it’s pretty rough),,

CREDIT GOES TO A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE who runs a lovely blog called @mpreg-nouveau (BLOG IS 18+!!) where you can find a mix of sfw and nsfw Mpreg art! Incredibly creative ideas behind the art as well, so know she’s truly a fountain of ideas when it comes to writing Mpreg lore (which is why I’m grateful for their creativity when I came to her and said HELP I MADE AN OC BUT IDK THE BACKSTORY YET).

Basically—out of gratitude/apology for How Things Went when Charlie and Vaggie visited Heaven, Emily sends them a lovely little miracle that’ll let sinners have a child (logic being that Vaggie’s a sinner so she and Charlie can’t have kids). Lucifer and Alastor, being Lucifer and Alastor, find a box marked “for CHARLIE and Vaggie” and get in a petty spat over delivering Charlie her mail. In accordance with Murphy’s Law, they bust open the box and detonate the miracle. They’re too busy arguing about the ordeal they don’t even really know *what they did* at first until Charlie finds the note from Emily explaining the contents of the box followed by “p.s. don’t tell Sera” and “p.p.s. Sir Pentious says hi” and, well, Alastor and Lucifer DO NOT take the news well.

They’re VERY not interested in each other in this au (Alastor’s not interested in ANYBODY and Lucifer’s interested in ANYBODY BUT ALASTOR), but they agree to coparent the kid together—Lucifer wants a second chance after Charlie, and Alastor wants his own Prince or Princess of Hell he can mold to be the exact breed of evil he wants. Enemies to coparents not enemies to lovers, y’know?

[heraldofcrow]

I DON’T EVEN WATCH ANIME

[n4talia-chaparro]

Lil ramble !! Uh

After watching the whole thing the movie felt short. Idk why but it felt like half of the scenes were rushed or poorly edited but hey! At least they try....

And another thing is that so far this is the 3rd time a damn movie has to include a bear 😭😭😭

1st I watched FNAF last year, and then IMAGINARY last March. Now this LMAOO and let's not forget about the siblings like-

Mike and Garrett, Taylor and Alice, and guess who else.....

Christ and Billy.....

I'M SORRY BUT LIKE. ARE THEY IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE???? IS THIS A FEVER DREAM AND WHERE ARE THOSE BEARS COMING FROM- 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️💀💀💀💀

[vnillatree]

i changed Argan's page on TH too

he has spade thingies at the top now :3 i want to give different icons to each character HELPP

[stell404]

PFFFFFTTT GUYS GUYS GUYS HELP

SO I WAS SCROLLING ON MY OLD WATTPAD ACC READING MY OLD STUFF AND LOOKING AT SOME BOOKS

AND I SUDDENLY CAME ACROSS THIS BOOK I HAVENT READ THIS BTW I JUST SAW IT IDK HOW OR WHY IT JUST APPEARED

THAT SAID "Y/N'S NAME WILL BE [INSERT NAME], HER BIRTH PLACE IS CALIFORNIA, AND SHE USED TO LIVE IN NYC AND KOREA AND JAPAN" ITS SOOO FUNNY BC THEY SAID Y/N IS INDIAN AND THEN THEY SHOWED A WHITE GIRL AS HER "FACE CLAIM" 😭😭😭

[atsumulogy]

“oikawa would dress up his daughter all cute” HAVE U SEEN HIS PLAID SHORTS OUTFIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[beastblade69]

just made a joke about relating to nathan wallace and my classmate replied with "I'll think if I should continue having conversations with you because you have thrown too much of that kinda jokes lately". she said she joled tho, but I'd not question if she left after all I've told her lmaooo

[cinghialefedele]

"I wonder if he could use a lift. Nnoitra is a little tall-"

|| Anonymous Thoughts ||

"I can reach him just fine, thank you, Arrancar can 'walk' on air if needed, you know. His height is perfect too--"

[spideysbruh]

jokes

y/n just posted a story!

caption- just some thoughts 🤭🤭🤔🤔

@realchalamet just tweeted- yes, y/n actually made me go through my following and explain

@y/n liked and retweeted

@y/n replied- okay but you were totally willing !!!

@realchalamet liked and replied- I guess I just love you so much I'd do any and everything for you idk

@yellowyn replied- awwww 🥺😭😭😭

@leestimmy replied- LMFAOOOOO I'm just picturing yall doing this and I'm deadddd

@timmysdunesss replied- okay. now swallow an airtag

@y/n liked

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tchalamet literally the most beautiful girl i've seen in my whole life. nobody compares!!! 😍😍

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zendaya did y/n steal your phone be honest

tchalamet no this is just me appreciating my wonderful girlfriend

y/n omg so unexpected haha thank you timmy 🥰😘😘

tchalamet anything for my princess

worldlyyn okay but timmy is actually away filming rn so she's not with him, he fr posted this 💀😭😭

headbandyn but y/n DEF told him LMAOOO

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y/n i ❤️ my boyfriend

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rachelzegler im dead.

willymywonka PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀

tchalamet why.

florenceamy LITTLE TIMMYYYY

die4yn LOSING IT OVER THISSSSSS

timmylaurie AYE NOW CHOP 🗣🗣🗣

y/n RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON 🗣🗣🗣

tchalamet liked

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tchalamet I'll love her as long as I breathe

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cookieyn VRYINGG

timmylaurie damn he's so in love im crying

y/n wowww so you won't love me anymore when we die ??? ok. noted.

tchalamet liked

tchalamet I can't with you.

y/n 😁🥰🥰😘😘😘

ynxlee why are they the best couple ever

timmytimstan don't get the hype over that fugly girl

lomlyn can you stfu he doesnt want you bro he never will you're literally hideous and evil why would he ever even associate with you

timmyscat DAMN 💀💀💀

y/n just posted a story!

caption- i watch wonka or little women when i miss him 😔💔🫶 my whimsical man

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y/n ill be the brightest, you'll see

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tsgf she's showing wayyyy too much omg, no way timothee is okay w this

ynsheadphones kys tbh

y/n okay and I'll show more, tf ?

tchalamet liked

tchalamet wow.

tchalamet how are you so perfect

sunshineyn timothée is so lucky bro wtf man

spideyyn i wanna know what he did in a past life to deserve this

tchalamet my girl is hot !!!

scrubscrubtimmy should we give timothée some space? 🤔💀💀💀

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tchalamet we do go outside !!! a lot!!!!!

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y/n that was our first time seeing the sun in like three months don't lie

tchalamet 🤫🤫🤫

y/n I'm literally edward cullen

tchalamet my 104 year old girlfriend 😍😍😍

y/n liked

timmytimstan ugh ofc she's a twilight stan, tasteless and annoying !!!

rachelzegler to quote Robert Pattinson, it's not even cool to be a twilight hater anymore 🙃

y/n and tchalamet liked

buzzyyn mama y papa

@y/n just tweeted- WONKA NOW ON HBO (or is it max now? 🤔🙄)

@realchalamet liked and replied- WHY

@y/n replied- 🙁

@shrekxyn replied- WHERED YOU EVEN FIND THIS PLEASEEEEE

@y/n replied to @shrekxyn- tiktok blessed me 😍😍 also wtf is your @ helpp

@curlyyn replied- omg new pfp lets goooo

*

[sugar-omi]

Cove if MC is only a few months older

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT87GFhDw/

*link

LMAOOO HELPP WAIT NO BC I AGREE.

PLS I KEEP WATCHING IT. N I DID THE MATH (by math i mean i googled) AND I AM OLDER THAN COVE BY 140 DAYS SO. HOW MANY MONTHS IS THAT. UM. LIKE 4 N SOME WEEKS?? IDK BUT IF HE WAS IN FRONT OF ME WEARING THAT SHIT I'D HAVE HIM IN MY LAP N SHIT, I'D BE ON SUGAR MOMMY SHIT AFTER THAT!!!!

[genderwip]

SORRY UM HERES A LIL GUY TO APOLOGISE

he says sorgy…..

LMAOOO HELPP DWW IT WAS QUITE REAL ....

ALSO WHAT A CUTIE PATOOOOOO ME IRLLL

[finnott]

I just saw the headcanon for Slytherin boys reacting to your friend flirting, and omg Theo giving "the nastiest side eye" is soooo accurate lmaooo

HELPP im so happy you see the vision too 😭 he’d be so judgy lmaooo his looks can kill fr

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP47 SPOILERS!

welp. todays the day. pray for me guys this could easily be the most upsetting episode of dndads for me. im dreading this so bad

- IS THAT FUCKING HERMIE SINGING???

- I CANT DO THIS

- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE INTRO TO BE SAD IM SICK IM SICK IM ALREADY GONNA CRY

- "HATING MY FATHER INSTEAD OF HOLDING YOUR HAND" HEY???? HEY???! IM GONNA KMS

- OAKWORTHY IS CANON. IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

- FROM WHAT I HEARD I THOUGHT SCAM WAS IN THE INTRO???? BUT THIS. THIS HURTS SO BAD

- i feel sick i havent been able to move on from the intro

- im gonna be so honest i was expecting a "sike" or something at the end so u can imagine my relief when the little clicks started playing

- okay. okay. time to listen to ur fun facts u sick fucks

- WILL ACCIDENTALLY CALLING THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AGAIN LMAOOO

- anthony stfu i dont want to hear ur voice (hes literally the dm)

- MASTER OF MANIPULATION LINCOLN LI WILSON

- will. what evil fact do u have for us today.

- NORMAL DOES TAROT READINGS WHAT

- WILL IS GONNA JUST DRAW A CARD RN???

- LOVERS??? THERES NO FUCKING WAY

- WILL ACKNOWLEDGING HERMIE DIED IM GONNA THROW UP

- A BROKEN MARRIAGE???? HOLY SHITTTT

- scary plays the piano omg!!!

- THATS THE DUMBEST REASON EVER

- "im really nervous about what anthonys gonna do this episode" U AND ME BOTH MATT

- MY HEART IS POUNDING. MY HANDS ARE SWEATING. MOMS SPAGHETTI /ref

- it has taken me an hour just to get through the intro + facts.

- "but at what cost?" AT WHAT COST IS RIGHT BETH.

- SO NORMAL WASNT CONSCIOUS FOR IT. UR FUCKING JOKING

- MATT SUGGESTING THEY HIDE THE TRUTH FROM NORMAL. I CAN FEEL TEARS COMING

- ATOPPP ANTHONY HELPP

- BETHS REAGAN JOKE TO THE RESCUE

- NORMAL IS AWAKE AGAIN. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD

- NOOOO OFC THEYRE GETTING INTERRUPTED

- "wheres hermie?" IM DONE

- NORMAL CANT SEE HERMIES BODY OH MY LORDDD

- anthony rushing them away. i cannot. i cannot

- "well fix it" im done

- NORMAL GOES TO PICK THEM UP.

- I CANT DO THIS.

- "this marriage has one less spouse but heavens got one more little angel" MATTHEW ARNOLD CAN U NOT.

- im sitting here in shock through all of this

- "just be happy ur not in hell" shut up anthony too soon

- thank god normal didnt take damage again

- lincoln cool scar era okay

- NORMAL PANICKING LOOKING FOR SPELL COMPONENTS LIKE HE DID W TERRY JR I CANTTTT

- HENRY OAK GARCIA. SAVE ME HENRY

- LARK AND SPARROW GIVING EACH OTHER A LOOK HELP ME. HELP ME

- NORMAL DOING SENSE MOTIVE AGAIN STOP IT

- AND GETTING A 1 AGAIN!!!!!

- theyre back home.

- "VOTE WILLY"?????

- "u guys ready to see him?" NO. NO IM NOT

- ty for protecting dood scary :[

- NORMAL IS HOLDING HERMIES HAND AND TALKING TO THEM. WILL CAMPOS DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE

- ANTHONY STOP RUBBING IN HOW DEAD THEY ARE

- "the only thing keeping u together is the absolute ignorance u have of the fact that maybe the only person who ever showed u any real affection in the last couple years of ur life is dead" anthony burch im hunting u down.

- STOPPPPP NOT THE AD

- THE OLD EARTH WHOOOA

- is the dude w the white beard that "new fan fave npc" will was talking about lol

- HENRY REVEAL. HENRY REVEAL!!!!

- BARRY?????

- I SCREAMED I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

- I DIDNT KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA GET BARRY BACK. NO WAY

- MERCEDES IS DEAD..... STOP IM CRYING AGAIN

- THEM ALL CALLING HERMIE THEIR FRIEND. OOUGH

- UR FUCKING KIDDING. ANTHONY DO NOT TEASE US LIKE THIS

- "MADE OF GOOF MATTER" UR JOKING

- NORMALS SNAPPING OHHHH GOD

- NORMAL. NORMAL ISTG.

- NORMALS TRYINF TO BRING THEM TO SCAM?????

- HOLY FUCK......

- THEYRE IN THE SIMPSONS NOW.

- SCAM LIKELY. MY FUCKING ENEMY.

- WHY DOES HE. WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY CARE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS THERES NO WAY

- "HES MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD" SHOOT ME.

- THEY DONT HAVE A SOUL.

- WTF IS SCAM GONNA DO

- ANTHONY I DONT TRUST U ONE BIT

- anthony burch. i hate u

- okay scam apologizing does feel good

- "I DONT WANT ANOTHER ONE I WANT THIS ONE" AND PUNCHES HIM. OH. MY GOD.

- "u feel like home for some reason" WAILS

- OH MY GOD SCARYS GONNA TELL NORMAL.

- GUYS I CANT DO THIS I REALLY CANT

- THE TREE. WILL CAMPOS PLZ

- HENRY TOLD NORMAL HES PROUD OF HIM. NOBODY TALK TO ME AGAIN EVER

- ty henry for giving normal what he needed im gonna sob my eyes out

- THEYRE GONNA PUT THE SUN BACK.

- THE FUCKING. THE FUCKING SUNRISE

- MATT OLD LADY NPC

- WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IMPROV

- CHAPARRAL.

- DONT FUCKIJF HIT ME UP

- "i liked u too" sighs.

- "GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE" END ME.

- "hermie u definitely were one of us" SOBS

- "i did notice u. thanks for everything" AAUAGAUHH

- LINK SAID NOTHING FOR HERMIE GOOD GOD

- "lark shakes ur hand, sparrow goes in for a hug" ough.

- OH MY GOD HENRYS GONNA SEE CODE PURPLE.

- HOLY SHIT YALL THIS IS BIG

- THEYRE TEACHING HERO AND NORMAL HOW TO SHOOT.

- BABY NORMALLLL

- "help me normal, only u can save me normal" WTF??? WTF????

- WHAT THE FUCK.

- guys i made it through. [confetti falls on me]

[romaritimeharbor]

aph I'm literally on the verge of watching demon slayer again. Only ever saw s1 bc s2 wasn't out yet then and never saw the movie. Convince me that I should watch it again and binge it (I'm already convinced and going to try and watch some tonight. I'm literally so excited. Definitely gonna yap to you abt it if you don't mind :33)

convince you? ok. *i pull out a comedically long piece of folded paper from my pocket. i unfold it. it rolls for miles at my feet.* /HJ /LH

but fr there are so many reasons to watch demon slayer!!!!

it is loyal to the manga, which i love, because there isn't any lore clashing or anything which means you can essentially pick your preferred way to get into it without missing out on anything lore-wise.

cute ass anime-exclusive scenes

it gets worse then better then SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE then better again :)

tragic. it is so fucking sad. by the time the final season comes out i will be drowning in my own tears. but it is also soooo good.

it feels kind of like the whole "Friendship Is Magic" trope but in anime form LMAOOO i love the magic of friendship RAHHHHH

compelling heroes and compelling villains (just bombarded another moot with four comments worth of me ranting about one of them HELPP). except for muzan fuck that guy the only thing he compels me to do is get angry /hj

anyways ADJKJSLFDJDH please do yap to me i would love to hear it <33333

[moralisticsblog]

HELPP LMAOOO

But after the situation with bobby.. nobody trusts them. 💀

[theemissuniverse]

Giggling kicking my feet rn BECAUSE HELPP😭

LMAOOO. My followers don’t play