I'm crying at the image of the radioapple baby just sprawling on the floor while learning to wall can I please gave more of that au
AND YOUR WISH IS GRANTED bc it’s mine too lmaooo
Also I gave her a name UwU
She looks scary and is a dangerous chaotic neutral but she loves snakes and watches Snake Discovery
So,,,,this weird lil creature has some lore behind her now too bc my adhd finally let me type it out (still working out some kinks tho so it’s pretty rough),,
CREDIT GOES TO A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE who runs a lovely blog called @mpreg-nouveau (BLOG IS 18+!!) where you can find a mix of sfw and nsfw Mpreg art! Incredibly creative ideas behind the art as well, so know she’s truly a fountain of ideas when it comes to writing Mpreg lore (which is why I’m grateful for their creativity when I came to her and said HELP I MADE AN OC BUT IDK THE BACKSTORY YET).
Basically—out of gratitude/apology for How Things Went when Charlie and Vaggie visited Heaven, Emily sends them a lovely little miracle that’ll let sinners have a child (logic being that Vaggie’s a sinner so she and Charlie can’t have kids). Lucifer and Alastor, being Lucifer and Alastor, find a box marked “for CHARLIE and Vaggie” and get in a petty spat over delivering Charlie her mail. In accordance with Murphy’s Law, they bust open the box and detonate the miracle. They’re too busy arguing about the ordeal they don’t even really know *what they did* at first until Charlie finds the note from Emily explaining the contents of the box followed by “p.s. don’t tell Sera” and “p.p.s. Sir Pentious says hi” and, well, Alastor and Lucifer DO NOT take the news well.
They’re VERY not interested in each other in this au (Alastor’s not interested in ANYBODY and Lucifer’s interested in ANYBODY BUT ALASTOR), but they agree to coparent the kid together—Lucifer wants a second chance after Charlie, and Alastor wants his own Prince or Princess of Hell he can mold to be the exact breed of evil he wants. Enemies to coparents not enemies to lovers, y’know?
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zote's 57 EVIL precepts
(aka anti-precepts .inspired by this post because it's been haunting my brain and making me giggle)
Lose All Your Battles
Encourage Them to Laugh At You
Sleep is for the Weak
Remember Your Past
Strength Does NOT, in fact, Beat Strength
Conform (Fate is Decided For You)
Mourn. Excessively
Travel with Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Make a Mess of Your House
Unsharpen your Weapon
Mothers Will Never Betray You
Get Your Cloak as Wet as Physically Possible
BE AFRAID.
Disrespect Your Superiors
Hit the Enemy as Much as You Can
Take Your Time :)
Lose Hope (your strength is NOT enough)
Don't Peer Into the Darkness
If You Try, Fail
Eat Hot Chip and LIE
Don't Pay Attention to Your Surroundings
Stay at Home
Have No Idea Where the Foe's Weak Point Is
Leave the Foe's Weak Point Alone (not that you should know where it is)
Expose Your Weak Point
Your Reflection is Extremely Trustworthy. get closer to it.
Eat Sparingly
Seek Truth in Darkness
Have No Sense of Direction
Accept Every Promise
Dirt is Very Healthy and You SHOULD Eat It.
Names Mean Nothing
Be Very Kind to Your Enemy
Eat Immediately Before Sleeping (trust me)
Up is Down, Down is Up
Eggshells are Very Tough
Lend, but Do Not Borrow
Embrace the Mysterious Force
Eat Slowly and Drink Quickly
Obey the Law 👍
No One Will Ever Lie to You (don't worry about looking out for that)
HOARD.
Forgive Everyone and Everything
You CAN Breathe Water. GET in that WATer and START bREATHING IT
One Thing is Always Another
The World is Very Large
Get Your Weapon Store-Bought
Put Your Hands in That Fire
Statues Have So Much Meaning
Obsess Over Mysteries
Everything Is Harmless :)
Fathers? Oh Yeah They're. Great
Their Desires Are Actually Yours
If You Lock Something Away, Throw That Key as Far as Possible Into the Ocean
Obey the Law 👍
Dream. Now.
Disregard All Precepts
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