#hemeanswell

[lois201891]

#dickmemes #dickmedown #macdaddy #thelittleenginethatcould #notthesizethatcounts #hemeanswell #oblivious #truelove #sexmems #makelovetome #rockmyworld https://www.instagram.com/p/CRM7a4tsXAxccPIkuwQ6seL__BNfaraWGJig_Y0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[butter3drainbows]

Mans really sniffed the coochie to check for period 😭😂 I literally got whiplash from ‘oh no reader fainted but uwu ghia taking care of them the best they can’ to ‘HE SNIFFED THE WHAT NOW SIR’ HAHAHAH but I guess at least he JUST sniffed it 💀❓but ur brain..Top Tier Processing 😩👌🏼

Can't ask the patient for medical details with them unconscious and he knows Ghiaccio doesn't monitor something as frivolous and private like their cycle so he did the next best thing lol If he did anything else, Ghiaccio would probably had held his head and frozen it on the spot 😂 He's very protective of them!

[l0cnl04ded-blog]

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog. 🐩 #nationalbringyourdogtoworkday #2018 #myrighthand #loyaltyiskey #youvegotit #poodlesofinstagram #rat #heugly #but #hispersonality #neverswitchedup #bringyourdogtoworkday #wedothiseveryday #thisaintnothingnew #seriously #itsnot #furbaby #tooth #gamestrong #poodle #youseehim #hessingleladies #bookhim #thatguy #alwaysclean #clingy #hemeanswell #goodcredit #perfectcatch

[sunflower-graveyard]

Nothing to ease anxiety like a cat smothering you and digging his claws lovingly into your chest. #CatsOfInstagram #FurChild #HeMeansWell

[brownsugarkita]

When your little big brother thinks he runs runs your life 🙏🏾😂💯 I wanted to go out, but he said no!!! #BrotherDearest 😂 #SiblingProblems #TeamPerez #FamilyFirst #LMFAO #HeMeansWell

[roxy2middle]

When #bae tries to motivate you to start your day, but all you want to do is sleep. #tired #appa #appaisthebest #appaisbae #justletmesleep #hemeanswell #hemeanswellthough

[tvolcano]

Wilco over & out @this_mountain @amythystkiah #love #bigmouth #bladerunner2049 🍄#tbt #82 #reflection #replicant 🦉🐝🍭🎼📸 @hemeanswell (at The Willow Tree Coffeehouse and Music Room)

[l0cnl04ded-blog]

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog. 🐩 #nationalbringyourdogtoworkday #2018 #myrighthand #loyaltyiskey #youvegotit #poodlesofinstagram #rat #heugly #but #hispersonality #neverswitchedup #bringyourdogtoworkday #wedothiseveryday #thisaintnothingnew #seriously #itsnot #furbaby #tooth #gamestrong #poodle #youseehim #hessingleladies #bookhim #thatguy #alwaysclean #clingy #hemeanswell #goodcredit #perfectcatch

[noiseblock-blog-blog]

Earl is so awkward when he tries to hang out with the artist. #Earl #creepy #hemeanswell

[robeydav]

😼Oscar in a nutshell. #brat #hemeanswell #creeping #lovethisguy

[robicellis]

Flavors: Monday, March 19th

Friday afternoon with my dad at his house in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

Dad: So this book, when's this happening?

Me: It's coming out next fall, Dad. Next year.

Dad: You gotta write it?

Me: Yes dad. That's usually how it works when you get a book deal.

Dad: You gotta write a whole freaking book? You know how to do that?

Me: Why do you think I got a deal in the first place?

Dad: I don't know how this works! So you wrote it already?

Me: No, I wrote the proposal. Remember all that stuff I was talking about nonstop for the past six months?

Dad: Eh, I don't pay attention to everything you're talking about.

Me: Ok. So I wrote pretty much a really long book report on the book.

Dad: But the book doesn't exist.

Me: It doesn't exist YET. I'm writing it.

Dad: Heh heh heh- so you conned these people into giving you a check for a book that doesn't exist.

Me: No, dad. You tell them what the books going to be about, why you think it will sell, how you promote and market it etc etc, then they decide whether to take the risk on it. That's how it works. I didn't con anyone.

Dad: So now you gotta write it.

Me: Yup! I've got the rest of the year to write the book. I've got the outline all done and a few small chapters, and I just need to fill the whole thing in.

Dad: Uh-huh. So now what happens if you don't finish? They sue you or what?

Me: Ummm....I'm writing the book.

Dad: Yeah, I know, I know. But what if you f*** it up and don't finish, then what? 

Me: I'm not going to f*** it up. 

Dad: But what if you do? You'e never written a book before. 

Me: Dad, I got this.

Dad: Yeah, well, you f***ing better. You don't want to piss these people off. You don't want them suing you or some crap.

Me: (facepalm) Dad. I know. I have worked really hard on this. Now can you just be happy for me.

Dad: I'm happy for you! I really am! Just you better have a plan in case you f*** up and can't write a book. And watch your ass with these people. 

~FIN~

Happy Monday everyone! Hope your weekend was just as awesome!

Clockwise from front: Bea Arthur, Duckwalk, Milk & Cookies, Butterbeer

Bea Arthur: Black coffee chocolate cake, cheesecake buttercream, espresso ganache

Duckwalk: Blueberry port soaked cake, blueberry port mascarpone buttercream, port simmered blueberries

Milk & Cookies: Brown sugar chocolate chip cake, mascarpone buttercream, crushed chocolate chip cookies

Butterbeer: Butterscotch soaked cake, butterscotch buttercream, edible gold dust

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Cupcakes Available At:

Cafe at Sam’s Bakery:  94th Street off 3rd Avenue, Bay Ridge

Aloha Grinds: 77th & 3rd Ave, Bay Ridge

Crespella: 7th Avenue off 9th Street, Park Slope

Tazza: Clark Street off Henry AND Henry Street off Atlantic, Brooklyn Heights

Cake Shop: 152 Ludlow St, Lower East Side

Battery Place Markets: 77 Battery Place, Battery Park City AND 240 Murray Street, Goldman Sachs Building, Financial District

Joe: Columbia University: West 120th Street btwn Broadway & Amsterdam. Morningside Heights

Queen City Cupcakes: 62 West Main Street, Patchogue, Long Island

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Whoopie Pies Available At

Red Hook Lobster Pound: 284 Van Brunt Street, Red Hook

Tazza: Clark Street off Henry AND Henry Street off Atlantic, Brooklyn Heights

Queen City Cupcakes: 62 West Main Street, Patchogue, Long Island

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Brownies

Oaxaca Tacos: 250 4th Avenue- Park Slope Brooklyn; 251 Smith Street Cobble Hill Brooklyn; 16 Extra Place, LES Manhattan

Queen City Cupcakes: 62 West Main Street, Patchogue, Long Island

[l0cnl04ded-blog]

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog. 🐩 #nationalbringyourdogtoworkday #2018 #myrighthand #loyaltyiskey #youvegotit #poodlesofinstagram #rat #heugly #but #hispersonality #neverswitchedup #bringyourdogtoworkday #wedothiseveryday #thisaintnothingnew #seriously #itsnot #furbaby #tooth #gamestrong #poodle #youseehim #hessingleladies #bookhim #thatguy #alwaysclean #clingy #hemeanswell #goodcredit #perfectcatch