#her favourite animal...mm...foxes

[hiskillingjar]

i am so obsessed with ur writing 🩷 this is actually really tame but i feel weird requesting it lol. could i get ren (or anyone really) with a reader who has a small chest (boobs? breasts? tits??). havent felt insecure about them in so long until recently and im spiraling. u can go from there with whatever u want. thank u!!

thankl you!! i've been literally all about boobs lately so....yeah alright!

900+ words, fem mc, chest referred to as breasts and boobs. you know how it goes.

Your entire life had a subtext now, which you were beginning to learn during your imprisonment.

You were watching placidly as Ren put together a new anime figure, his little, pink tongue poking out as he carefully lined up each notch of shiny plastic and pushed them together, all contributing to the elaborate diorama that he had probably spent way too much money on.

You might have rolled your eyes at his childish indulgence, his total lack of awareness as he put together a model of a busty cat-girl trying to hold a towel to her heaving chest, had you not been having a slightly…well, self-conscious moment about your own body.

Because there was that subtext now.

The lingering thought of not being good enough for Ren, so much so that he had to fulfil what you couldn't give him with perverted toys and crudely drawn pornography.

"You don't…really like girls like that, do you?" You mumbled, idly chewing the inside of your cheek.

"Hm? Like what?" Ren asked, not looking up from the task at hand as he slid a miniature plastic towel rack into place on the thick base.

"Like," You sighed and rolled your eyes, almost annoyed at yourself for asking. "This character…do you really think she's that pretty?"

"Yeah, of course I do!" He said, looking up like you were saying the obvious. "She's one of my favourites for a reason, you know, she's a total cutie pie. Like, she's depicted as heavier in the manga, obviously, but I really like that the anime was mostly faithful to her body type and skin tone." He was rambling now, as his eyes went back down to his figure and he smiled even wider. "Cus, ya know, you don't tend to see anime with chubbier girls, let alone anime that merchandisers pick up on...."

"Mph," You looked to the side, embarrassed that you had been so self-conscious to begin with. "R-Right…of course."

"What, are you jealous?" Ren then asked, his golden eyes on yours again and a coy smile on his face

"I'm not jealous!" You said quickly, looking back towards him. "It's just…well, i-it's typical that you'd think like that." You huffed and crossed your arms. "You don't actually care about…well, representation or whatever. You just like girls like that."

"Girls like what?" He grinned again, his fox tail wagging as you stammered and over-explained.

"Like…" Your cheeks flushed. "Big boobs and stuff."

"Mm, that sounds like you're jealous. Jealous over a girl that doesn't even exist, hah!" He barked out a hyena-esque cackle and leaned over his desk, bringing his face closer to yours. "Well, what's wrong with liking curvy girls? Obviously, it's important that Kitten-Chan is heavier, for, like, body positivity stuff or whatever, but…I do just think she's really cute. What's wrong with that, huh?"

"Whatever…" You rolled your eyes again. "Forget I said anything."

"No, no, this is way too cute" Ren laughed, pacing to the other side of his desk, and pressing his chest to yours in a close (and non-consenting) hug. He raised his eyebrows with a smile, looking at you more closely. "You're all flustered and stutter-y. It's pretty fun to tease you like this."

"What are you teasing me for?" You murmured, as his hands drifted down your hips, toying with the tie of your pyjama shorts.

"Because it's cute, and because I want to, duh," Ren replied with another little titter, keening in closer and rubbing his nose against your jaw, down your neck. "And you're such an easy target for it too. I mean, look at you." He leaned in and pressed his mouth to your neck, giving you a quick little nip. "You're even defensive about your boob size~"

"I-!" You yelped at the bite, cheeks flushed and your hands trembling down at your sides. "I'm not…defensive about that..."

Ren then raised his head to look you in the eye, his expression nauseatingly smug and his ears raised high.

"Oh, you're not?" He asked, raising a brow. "Sure is looking like it to me, sweetie…"

He then reached upwards for your chin, lifting your head and holding your gaze as his own narrowed, his expression hot and hungry and dripping with that unspoken subtext between you.

"You have no reason to be self-conscious, you know…" He murmured, the hand on your hip reaching up to your chest, idly pawing at you. "I mean, I like curvy girls, sure, but I like you too." He chuckled again and lowered his lips back to your neck, kissing the spot he nipped as he slid his hand down the front of your tank-top and palmed your breast roughly. "You're the one here, after all."

"You say that like it's a good thing…" You sighed, your hands still trembling from the effort you were putting in not to reach forward and grab his hips like he had to you.

"I think it is…" He replied, running his thumb (his claw) over your swelled nipple, and relishing in the little gasp you let out at the contact, the way you jerked and trembled. "And I think you think so, too."

You bit your lip as he reached forward and pulled the front of your tank down, the barely-there heft of your breasts not enough to keep it rolled down completely.

"Don't be so insecure, sweetie," He crooned, both hands now squeezing and groping at your chest indulgently. "I like your small boobs a lot…they're just so cute."

"Mm," You bit your lip to hide a fuller moan, your face flushed and your eyelids fluttering with pleasure as his claws dragged over your nipples again.

"And so sensitive~"

[theabyssalmuses-archived]

“Thank goodness Gensokyo has normal animals too. Birds, fish and foxes...stuff like that. I’m aware how silly it’d be if there wasn’t, but you never know with this kind of tall tale... what with being transported to some sealed away world and all.” BUT SHE’S GRATEFUL...!

[cheri-translates]

Headcanon - the first time hurts a lot, but it’s also very pleasurable

This work, 第一次很疼，但也很爽, was originally written by 君兮耶君兮 on Weibo, and she has given me permission to translate it 🌸

Lucien’s segment is slightly suggestive!

[ VICTOR ]

By the time you and Anna leave the massage parlour, you feel as though all the fatigue in your body has dissipated. Aside from the slight pain at your back, everything else feels fine.

“How was it? I told you this parlour’s massage skills were amazing.” Anna rolls back her shoulders, then hails a cab.

“It feels really comfortable! I have to promote this on Moments!” You whip out your phone, tapping open the Moments posting function and type: The first time hurts a lot, but it’s also very pleasurable.

Posted!

Afterwards, when you’re presenting your report, Victor is clearly distracted. As a matter of politeness, you ask, “Victor, are you not feeling well?”

Victor pinches the bridge of his nose, then sidesteps the question. “You have a boyfriend?”

What kind of a question is this? Even so, you answer honestly. “No, I don’t.”

A one-night stand? Victor’s expression grows even darker. “Your post on Moments...”

Oh, so that’s what he’s referring to!

“Ah, Anna and I just went for a massage. It was the first time I had a massage. Even though it hurts a lot, it feels very comfortable after!” Your eyes crinkle into a smile as you vigorously promote the massage parlour. “Victor, you should give it a try when you’re free!”

“In the future, don’t post such things that could lead to misunderstandings.” Victor loosens his tie. He crosses one leg over the other, leaning against the back of the chair. For some reason, he seems to heave a sigh of relief.

“Misunderstand wh-” You words vaporise abruptly. Something occurs to you, and your face explodes into a red flush. “Aside from you, who else would misunderstand it!”

“Mm. After all, having me is enough.”

The plot seems to be going off track. “Victor, I sell my craft, not my body!”

“If the ‘craft’ you’re talking about is the standard of your proposals,” he taps on the proposal on the table, which is filled with red markings. “I’m afraid I’d go bankrupt.”

[ GAVIN ]

When Gavin sees your ambiguous post on Moments, he feels nothing but an ache in his heart.

Once his patrol ends, he subconsciously walks into the milk tea shop and buys your favourite drink. After much contemplation and internal struggling, he decides that he shouldn't waste the milk tea.

“Gavin, how did you know that I wanted to have milk tea after work? You’re so considerate!” In high spirits, you take a sip of the sweet milk tea, relishing in the soft pearls and how refreshing it is.

“Are you... feeling okay?” Gavin stares at your high-collared woollen sweater, and you can't tell what’s going through his mind.

“I’m very good.” You look at him, puzzled.

“Yesterday...”

“Let me tell you. Yesterday afternoon was incredibly comfortable!” Recollecting those great techniques from yesterday, you can’t help but start promoting the massage parlour. 

However, Gavin doesn’t seem to be in the mood to continue listening.

“...”

Assuming that it’s because of stress at work and a lack of proper rest, you pat him on the shoulder. “When you’re free, I’ll bring you there to give it a try!”

Gavin lifts his head in astonishment. “It’s illegal, isn't it?”

“Huh? Why would a massage be illegal?” You swing his arm a little. “You can relax your body and increase blood circulation. How can such a method of relaxation be illegal?”

“Massage?” Gavin is at a loss. This unexpected answer is evidently outside his scope of knowledge.

“Yeah, a massage. What did you think I was referring to?” You pinch his forearm.

Gavin coughs softly, averting his gaze. “N-nothing.”

Something’s odd - he looks like that when he’s lying. Before you can uncover his lie, Gavin speaks. “If you like massages, I could learn it. Next time, I can give you massages at home.”

“You want to come over to my place?”

He tousles your hair and speaks with warmth in his voice. “The house belonging to us in the future.”

[ LUCIEN ]

“Lucien, hear me out. Even though the first time is really painful, it’s incredibly pleasurable. I’d advise you to give it a try!” With the fatigue in your body all gone, you can’t wait to promote the excellent massage parlour you discovered today.

“Really?” Lucien crinkles his eyes with interest, as though he’s enticing a little butterfly into a net.

“Of course. I wouldn’t lie to you.” Engrossed in the excitement of discovering a good parlour, you fail to recognise the impending danger.

Lucien rubs his chin, seeming to be in deep thought. “I never knew that my Little Butterfly had such a high evaluation of our first time. But I’m very honoured to have given you a satisfactory experience.”

“Huh?” The conversation topic swerves too quickly, and your train of thought can’t keep up.

“Even though I controlled myself on the first night, I couldn’t avoid hurting my wife. It’s my fault. I’ll make up for it tonight.” Lucien speaks ambiguously, snaking his arm around your waist. You feel his warm breath on the crook of your neck - searing and ticklish, scorching your cheeks.

“What... what are you saying! I’m talking about the massage parlour!” You push him away clumsily. Like a small animal which has received a fright, you shrink into a ball at the other end of the sofa.

“Hm? Wasn’t my wife talking about...”

“I was referring to a massage! A massage!” You grab the cushion next to you and toss it at him, your face filled with indignation.

He catches the cushion and places it on the armchair at the side. Seeing how adorable you are, Lucien takes a sip of his plain tea, and is in an extremely good mood. His calm and composed manner makes you feel that this man is simply too rotten! He must be condemned!

“Professor! Lucien! Your mind should be filled with scientific knowledge, not such dirty thoughts!”

“Sorry, I misunderstood my wife’s meaning. But could my wife answer a question of mine?” Lucien turns, leaning sideways against the arm of the sofa.

“It’s 128 RMB for one time, but there’s a 20% discount if you get the membership card.” You respond quickly.

“...not that.”

“What is it then?” You lift your head warily, afraid he’d ask about something embarrassing.

The Big Fox crinkles his eyes. “I wonder if our first time left you satisfied?”

[ KIRO ]

“Although the first time is really painful,  it’s also very pleasurable.” A few minutes after posting this on Moments, you receive a call from your superhero.

“Miss Chips, what did you mean by that Moments post? You no longer need your superhero?” Kiro’s voice contains both heartache and anxiousness. His startling accusation leaves you with no idea what he’s talking about.

“I do. Why wouldn’t I need you? I tried it out first so I’d be more experienced when we do it together next time.” You think he’s purely expressing dissatisfaction towards how you enjoyed a sumptuous meal with a friend a few days ago without telling him beforehand.

“I don’t want Miss Chips to accumulate experience with other people!” Kiro feels as though his blood vessels are about to burst.

Simple-minded, you answer him frankly. “But neither of us know how to give massages.”

“Even without knowing how to give a massage, I can make your experience an incredibly happy one!” Kiro thinks you’re underestimating him, and he’s determined to prove himself!

Even though you don’t wish to deal a blow to your Little Sun, you can’t help but ask, “So you’ll be doing it blindly?”

Kiro is at a loss for words, but he persists in order to maintain his pride. “M-men don’t need to be taught these things!”

Men? This leaves you confused. “But the one who serviced me yesterday was a lady.”

“You cheated on me with a female?!”

“What are you saying? ‘Cheated’?” You feel as though you and Kiro are conversing in two completely different channels.

Kiro gradually realises that something’s not right. “Hold on. Miss Chips, what was the ‘first time’ you were referring to in Moments?”

“A massage.” You respond honestly.

“...I was also talking about a massage!” Kiro comes back to life in an instant. “Don’t worry, Miss Chips. I’ll learn massage techniques. When you’re old, I’ll give you massages every day!”

[ SHAW ]

“Boss, yesterday was your first time, wasn’t it?” Kiki chats with you over the lunch break, lazing on the sofa in your office.

“That’s right.” While munching on snacks, you supervise Shaw as he writes his thesis.

Shaw stops writing, stupefied.

Kiki turns around, then grabs a magazine on the coffee table and presses it to her chest. “I told you that it would be incredible. I don’t feel tired at all.”

You nod in agreement. “I think so too. Let’s go again next time.”

“Hey!” Shaw suddenly starts nudging you.

“What do you want? Be serious and write your thesis!” You shoot him a glare, warning him with a fierce gaze and tone.

Kiki senses that she’s a little unnecessary in the room. With a short goodbye, she leaves quickly.

Now that the outsider has left, Shaw says what’s on his mind. “I just criticised you a little yesterday. Did you really have to violate yourself like that?”

You find his interrogation uncalled for. “How is going for a massage violating myself? It was so comfortable!” The more you speak, the more angry you get. You’re still enraged from the fight you had with him yesterday.

“Massage?” Shaw freezes.

“Yeah. What did you think I was talking about?” You push his chest, putting some distance between the two of you.

“...” Despite having a glib tongue, Shaw doesn’t know how to save his pride in this situation. 

“Here. I passed by the supermarket and bought you two cans of soft drinks.” You reach into the office drawer, taking out a can of Cola and a can of Sprite. His favourite way of drinking.

“Aren’t you angry?” The corners of his Shaw’s lips curl upwards as he opens both cans, pouring half of each into your cup.

“Being angry is one thing. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you.” You whisper.

Then, you pretend to be fierce. “Drink it quickly. Once you’re done, continue thinking about how to coax me!”

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君兮耶君兮: You can - just note the source of the author

[eldritchdemonfox]

Name: Zara Doherty-Byrne

Age: 9

Date Of Birth (DD/MM/YYYY): 10/11/2596

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Pronouns: She/Her

-Zara is the adopted daughter of Fox Doherty, Soren Byrne, Isla Mar, and Emily Grey

-She was adopted on 26 October, 2599

-Her parents call her "Pumpkin"

-Fox found Zara in the rubble of a destroyed U.N.S.C. settlement

-Zara is highly empathetic and compassionate. She makes friends/wins people over easily. She is good at telling when people are upset.

-Her favourite animal is a rabbit

-Accidentally aged up

-Has a holo screen in her hand

-Her favourite toys are the Bonnie and Foxy plushies she got from Salem

-Calls Fox “Da”, Soren “Ma”, Isla “Mum”, and Emily “Mom”

-Loves her older sibling, Glitter, and her brother Ridley

-Best friends with Ellisa

-Wants to be a doctor

[kalboykiyay]

In Good Company

So, I wrote this... thing, A couple of days ago, because I’m a sucker for romance and shit, though this is literally a rough draft, so spelling mistakes might be here, and I might end up changing a bunch of aspects about this fic anyhow. And I still have yet to upload Catherine’s full profile here, but that’s gonna take a while, my dudes. Also, Fox mentions that his real name is Francis Conroy in the original script, so that’s gonna just... be his name. I’ll admit, this fic is hella cheesy, like... Extra Sharp Cheddar. Sorry not sorry, but I'm a slut for romance. Constructive Criticism is always welcome and let me know what you think! 

"Hey, France?"

Francis looked up at Catherine from his work, who was sitting across from him at the lunch table. "Everything alright?"

"Yeah, it's just that… I was supposed to go with Millie to ride the Wonder Wheel this Friday, but she can't go. I have an extra ticket for the amusement park. Would you wanna come with me?"

He looked at her for a moment. "I'll have to convince my parents but if they say yes, then yeah, I'll go with you."

"Great, thanks!" She said in her usual cheerful tone.

"Sure, but I wouldn't count on my parents saying yes," he said with a light laugh.

-----

"It doesn't sound like a good idea, Francis. Is it just gonna be you and Catherine?"

"As far as I know, yes. Mom, please. You know Catherine. We're gonna be in a public place surrounded by people. You have nothing to worry about. I won't stay out late, and it's not on a school night."

His mother looked very skeptical as his father walked back into the room and sat in his chair. “Where are you going?”

“Catherine invited me to the amusement park, since she doesn’t want the ticket to go to waste.”

“Mm. I don’t really see the problem, Dear. He’s responsible. He’s going to a public place, and Catherine’s a sweet girl. Would you trust anybody else with him?” His father asked with a laugh.

His mother sat in thought for a moment before speaking again. "Alright, you can go, but you better make sure she gets home safe, you're not allowed to go anywhere else, especially not into her house, and you better be back home by 10:00."

"Thanks, Mom," He said, trying to hide his excitement as he headed up the stairs to his room.

His father watched him go upstairs as his mother smiled softly. 

 -----

Friday afternoon rolls around and Francis walks out of his house and heads to the stop where Catherine said she'd meet him. Upon getting there, he keeps an eye out for her dark brown hair, making sure he didn't just skip over her. 

After a quick moment, she arrives. "Hey, did I keep you waiting long?"

He shakes his head, "No, I just got here, maybe two minutes ago."

The two walked toward the amusement park, Catherine talking about something that had happened in class that day. 

"She definitely shut him up! Good riddance! That guy is so obnoxious! I can't understand how someone can be so hypocritical."

She was definitely the type to dominate the conversation, but Francis didn't mind. He chuckled at her story, noticing the way her face lit up when she talked about something enjoyable or how animated her voice got whenever she said something she found amusing and the way she would occasionally push her bangs out of her face.

"You got any idea of what we should do first?" She asked as they entered the park which was already pretty crowded. "It's best to hold off on the Wonder Wheel until night time because the park looks really nice at night."

"Alright, well we can try some other rides then. Or we can play at some of those game booths. Oh, there's a funnel cake stand right there." he turned back to her noticing she was looking at the stand.

"I've never actually had funnel cake before…" she confessed with a slight laugh.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I've just never really gotten around to trying it."

"Now you've gotta try it. Come on, I'll buy you one," he said, heading toward the stand.

He bought the cake and Catherine looked at it, "This looks... so unhealthy." Despite that, she took a piece and put a piece in her mouth as the two sat at a nearby table.

"Well?"

"It's pretty good, I'll be honest. Here, you have some." She pushed the plate toward him. 

He grabbed another fork and helped himself. "My parents used to buy funnel cake for me whenever we came here."

Catherine took some more. "Really? My parents hated amusement park food, so they never got us any, but we'd go get dinner after we left."

"Yeah, it's not exactly cheap."

After the two finished the funnel cake, they walked around the park playing some of the games and getting on some of the rides. 

It was a fairly warm afternoon and Francis noticed his skin starting to turn slightly red from being too hot. He was also sweating slightly but he felt fine overall. As the night started to set in, the park started lighting up; the lights of the Wonder Wheel standing out against the dark sky.

The two left the game booth they were at holding their prizes, Catherine looking at the bear she won.

"This bear is going toward my collection. I'm gonna name it Sergio!" 

"Why Sergio?" Francis asked her, amused.

"I dunno, I just like the name. It suits him." She gave a content smile. "Oh, it's nighttime already! Come on! Let's head over to Wonder Wheel before we can't get on!" She quickly grabbed his hand and pulled him along to the ferris wheel. If his face wouldn't have been red from the heat, it would've turned bright red from Catherine suddenly taking his hand. 

The two waited in line for the ride, Catherine still holding his hand. She didn't acknowledge it, and it was almost as though she wasn't even aware that she was doing it.

The two got on the ride and sat down with their prizes, Catherine letting go of his hand as she sat down.

She looked out at the park on her side as he looked out from his side. "I always love coming to the amusement park. My parents used to take us to the beach in the late morning, before we headed to the park for the rest of the day. Then they'd sit and watch us look at the park and talk about how we were on top of the world. Every summer we'd come here."  Her voice was quiet, causing Francis to look at her, but she was facing away from him, still looking at the park, "Thanks for coming with me today. I really enjoy your company."

He smiled. "Thanks for inviting me."

She looked at him, a bright smile appearing on her face. The two sat in a comfortable silence for the rest of the ride, looking out at the park.

Once the ride was over, the two left the park, the lights from the park lighting up the area they walked in.

"Today was a lot of fun. I tried funnel cake, I got to hang out with one of my favourite people, and I have Sergio to add to my collection." She said, messing with Sergio's arm."

"Here, you can add this to your collection too. Her name is Lise." He handed her his stuffed animal.

"Aww that's really pretty! Thanks!" She looked up at him with a warm smile, before noticing that he was much closer than she initially thought. The two made eye contact briefly, suddenly becoming aware of how close they were.

Francis's mind was telling him that he should back away and apologise for the unexpected closeness but before he could make that plan reality, Catherine kissed him. He was shocked for a couple of seconds before he returned the kiss. Her hand was on his cheek while his hand tilted her chin up toward him. They didn't know how long they were kissing for but it was probably longer than was appropriate for their current setting.

When they pulled apart, they looked at each other, faces flushed before Catherine spoke again.

"I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I don't know what's gotten into me today. I just-"

"It's fine. You don't gotta apologise," he said, shaking his head with a laugh. He hadn't expected her to kiss him, but it was a more than welcome surprise. "Come on, let's get you home." 

She quickly took his hand and the two headed back to her neighbourhood. They walked the streets in comfortable silence, hand in hand, making the occasional comment about some random thing they noticed.

"Thanks for walking me home," She said as they neared her apartment.

"No problem. Are your parents home?” he said as she started looking for her keys.

"They should be soon. Hey, do you want to come up for a few minutes?" 

"I would, but my mother specifically said that I can't go into your house."

"Fair enough, I'll see you on Monday then. Goodnight." Francis responded with a simple “Night.” before Catherine turned and headed inside the building as he walked down the street toward his own home. 

He smiled as he thought about the day's events, before eventually getting home and letting himself inside.

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Ask the Author for @onlymeandlife 💖

28.) Who are you most comfortable around?

Mm, there are a couple of close friends and family members but @shinycorvidae is definitely one of them. I dunno, it feels like I can let my walls down a bit and she's not super judgemental. And I feel very safe around her (unless we're driving 😉😉). She's someone who puts up with my occasional cattiness, and I'm really lucky to know her, and we always find lots to talk (and laugh) about.

58.) Last thing you ate?

An apple hamantaschen and a very good cup of coffee. Had a lot of errands to run today and decided to treat myself for being productive 💕

62.) Been arrested? For what?

Lol, no. I'm not that hardcore. I think the most illegal thing I've ever done is download music online (or occassionally take rocks out of those big bulk bins in gift stores when I was like six) I know, very impressive.

75.) Favourite animal?

Mmm that's hard. There's so many cute ones. I love, LOVE fennec foxes though. Any sort of dog or cat really. I also have a soft spot for poison dart frogs. Their colors are just so gorgeous.

97.) Favourite actor?

Do I have to pick just one? 😛 I really like Tom Hiddleston, but Keanu Reeves is definitely up there too. He just seems really nice? So many celebrities are just such assholes, so it's refreshing to see one who seems like a genuinely okay person. Anthony Hopkins is also great, and if we're going really old, I love Buster Keaton (thanks film class 😛)

Thanks for asking! These were fun 🥰

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1. NAME: Karma. not my real name but what I’m calling myself so far.

2. NICKNAMES: All of my nicknames pertain to my real name, however my dad calls me peanut so. Yep. 

3. ZODIAC SIGN: I assume this means your sun sign, Mine is Scorpio.

4. HEIGHT: 5′4 

5. LANGUAGES: English! I’d really love to learn another but my brain disagrees!

6. NATIONALITY: American 

7. FAVOURITE SEASON: I love spring. It’s perfect to me. Although fall is a close runner up. 

8. FAVOURITE FLOWER: The stargazer lily is the best and most beautiful in my eyes. Unless i could ever find out what that genus of rose I met once that smelt like dots candy.

9. FAVOURITE SCENT:  

10. FAVOURITE COLOUR: PURPLE! although my favorite shade is black :)

11. FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Domestic? Wild? Most pleasing? Or cool? I like cheetahs, highland cows which make me exceedingly happy, raccoons, I love bears, foxes, and I quite love the gentle but giant elephant. Otters are also swell.

12. FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(s):Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk, Hyde and Red from that 70s show, Ron from Parks and Rec, Dean from supernatural, Michael from burn Notice, Scooby doo and shaggy, Damon from TVD, Louise from bobs burger, and about a dozen others.

13. COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Mocha Frappe. 

14. AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: I average about 10hrs a night at the moment. 

15. DOG OR CAT PERSON: See, I used to think of myself as a pure dog person and I didn’t understand or care for cats. But I actually started suffering the sensory issues and overwhelmed feeling from having dogs, and have come to find I have quite an affection for cats which was most unexpected. So I would say I couldn’t really choose at the moment, but I currently own more cats than dogs which is a big shock. 

16. NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: Between 1-3 but what is truly interesting is the number of pillows I sleep with which at it’s height was 9. 13 if you count certain stuffed animals that were actually pillows. 

17. DREAM TRIP: If I wasn’t afraid of flying and change I would love to visit scotland and all her beauty, as well as Ireland, then I would visit all the spots of history across the globe which I guess is a stereotype but Greece, Egypt, Arabia, Rome, France, England, etc. I would also love to see certain spiritual sites such as Tibet, India, Japan, etc.  I assumed this question was traveling but quite honestly I could be very content just to take a trip to the country with her green fields and twisting streams. 

18. BLOG ESTABLISHED:I have tried to figure it out I really have but I do not know. It’s an added degree of complication that this blog was originally something else when I repurposed it. However I know it wasn’t established for it’s current purpose even a year ago, and it wasn’t consistent until a couple months ago really. 

19. FOLLOWERS: God bless I am currently 125 which is such a pleasing number. I am just honored and excited to have made it over 100. 

20. RANDOM FACT: I have been inside a dunk tank, I am an avid collector of many things such as scooby doo and coins, and I can drink a water bottle in roughly 5 seconds last time I was timed.  I assumed this meant a fact about me but for a fun fact about something else, A dime has 118 ridges and a quarter has 119 ridges. one ridge apart despite the 6.35 mm difference in circumference! 

I’m tagging: So i just did a tag post and I don’t want to tag the same people in case its annoying so. I really hope anyone who wants to will participate but I tag: @lesbian-bookworm  @i-cant-eat-eggs  @shesautistictoo  @chewnecklace  @lesmiserabby   @butterflyinthewell   @moonietheindigo  @autistic-millamarie  @asd-n-adhd-fox   @ifyougiveamouseatuba

[irlaimsaaralath]

Interview My OC

Thank you to @dreadhobo for tagging me.

Art by @blackberreh-art

1. What is your name? “Niyera Lavellan.  If I don’t like you, ‘Inquisitor’ will do.”

2. What is your real name? *Bland stare.*  “That is my real name.”

3. Do you know why you were called that? “My mother was I've'an'virelan...I think what the shem call a somniari.  A Dreamer.  She once told me that she met me in the Fade before I was born, while I was still in her belly.  She said we were friends before we were technically mother and daughter.”  *Niyera smiles faintly, gives her head a small shake before she speaks again.*  “I believe my name is her creative manipulation of the Elvhen words 'ni' for friend, 'era' for dream, and 'nydha' for the quiet of the night.  I was her nightly dream companion, she said.”  *She smirks suddenly.*  “She also said I cried quite loudly as an infant...and she sometimes preferred me in the Fade as I was apparently much quieter there.“

4. Are you single or taken? “Taken.”

5. Have any abilities or powers? “Well.  Aside from the Mark, I am a mage.  I seem most attuned to elements of the storm...wind, lightning.”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue. “Should I know what that means?”

7. What’s your eye colour? “Blue-green.”

8. How about your hair colour? “White.”

9. Have you any family members? “I have no blood relatives.  Only friends I consider close enough to be family.”

10. Oh? What about pets? “Mm.  I have a grey cat named Fade.  She was given to me as a kitten by a friend, Cole.”

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. “Orleasian formal functions.  Spiders.  Being wrong.  In fact, I dislike being wrong so much that I never am.”  *She gazes on with an utterly straight face.*

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?   “I enjoy reading, herbalism...anything that’ll keep my mind occupied.”

13. Ever hurt anyone before? “When I agreed to this interview, I assumed you knew who I was.  You do know who I am, don’t you?”

14. Ever… killed anyone before? “Only the ones that deserved to die or were too broken to let suffer.”

15. What kind of animal are you? “I think I’m a fox...a snowy fox.  I don’t mean that in the way it most likely sounds.”

16. Name your worst habits. *Scratches the edge of her thumbnail lightly against her lower lip.*  “I’d tell you I have none, but then you’d just go ask Dorian, and he would make up all sorts of absurd things.”  *Her shoulder hitches in a shrug.*  “I brood.  Dwell.  I have a hard time letting things go.  Things I view as failings on my part.  It can make me a bit self-destructive.  Oh...and Josephine says I make obnoxious noises by sucking on my teeth.” 

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? “There are many people I admire for various reasons.  Cassandra for her conviction, Abelas for his sense of devotion, Solas for his knowledge.  I could really go on at length.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? “I...am open-minded, but currently, my partner is male.”

19. Do you go to school? “I was never formally educated.  I learned as most Dalish do, I imagine.  From our Keeper.”

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? “That escalated quickly...”  *She shifts her weight.*  “I would not be opposed to tying myself to another.  However, I’m not sure children would be right for me...or I for them.”

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? *Makes an incredulous noise.*  “I do not employ anyone to stand around and fan me.  Perhaps that’s something they do in Orlais or Tevinter.”

22. What are you most scared of? “Failing.”

23. What do you usually wear? “Casually, I prefer leggings and a loose tunic.”

24. Do you love someone? “I...love many people.”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? *Flat expression.*  “Really?”

26. Well, it’s not over yet! “That’s a shame.”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) “Dalish don’t really have a class structure like that.”

28. How many friends do you have? “I do not count them.  Enough, I would say.”

29. What are your thoughts on pie? “My favorite part is the crust.”

30. Favourite drink? “Hm...Once when Solas and I were at the Winter Palace, there was a small tavern in the surrounding grounds.  The bartender there made a delightful drink for him.  It was chocolate, with hints of cherry and almond.  It was quite delicious.”

31. What’s your favourite place? “Almost any place other than the Western Approach.”

32. Are you interested in someone? “What kind of question is that?  I find many people interesting.”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? “Perhaps you would be better served by asking Solas his opinion on the size of my breasts.”  *Calls Solas over and repeats the question for him.*  *The arch of his brow and the disapproving look he casts you are all the answer you get before he walks away.*  *Niyera shrugs.*

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? “A lake.”

35. What’s your type? “If history is any indication, stoic and unassuming ancient Elvhen men.”

36. Any fetishes? “Well.  Solas and I do have a number of interests.  He has this silken red rope that I very much enjoy.”  *In the background, Solas’s stare bores into Niyera’s back.”  “And I rather enjoy it when he’s a bit rough with me.  For him to wrap his hand around my throat when he’s taking me just makes me so we-,” and in the background Solas LOUDLY exclaims VHENAN! and Niyera’s voice trails off as she folds her arms with a smirk.

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? “I occasionally enjoy a bit of submission, but I could never ONLY be that.”

38. Camping or indoors? “Either.”

39. Are you wanting the interview to end? “It’s only just begun to get interesting.”

40. Now it’s over! “Ah, well.  I hope you found what you were looking for.”

Tagging @thevikingwoman, @savvylittleminx, @elfsplaining, @ladylike-foxes, @rhunae.  No pressure!

[noctumbrosa]

Okay so I was tagged by @crudimus (HI MY CHILD) fuck yea! I’m so excited for this omg-

questions game!! the rules are: you post the rules, answer the q’s you’re given by the person who tagged you, write 11 q’s of your own and then tag 11 people and the cycle continues thusly! below a cut for length! 

Gabriel’s Q’s:

1. what creative outlet do u have? [writing,drawing,etc] Drawing and a bit of writing


2. what are 5 words to best describe u? why? Shy, sarcastic, sassy, artistic, and geeky! I grew up being a shy child but sassy as well. As I grew up around my cousins, I was introduced to art, video games, etc! Got into Star Wars, Marvel, etc. I’m just.. really sassy at times too for some reason LOL


3. if u could shapeshift, what would u shift into? ARCTIC FOX ARCTIC FOX ARCTIC FOX THEYRE SO CUTE AAAAAA-


4. what’s a weird/useless talent that u have? Uhhh.. I can individually move my right eye inward while my left looks straight ahead and vice versa.


5. what are some of ur guilty pleasures? Blackbear’s music (I really don’t like hip hop but I love Blackbear sm), fuzzy socks, Dan. Fucking. Howell. Videos and Memes. (I love the boy) and Buzzfeed Worth It videos


6. what would be ur theme song? why? Drown by Bring Me The Horizon - I’m about to get real personal so I’m gonna put a trigger warning right here. I’ve gone through some rough shit from sexual harassment to drug abuse to even physical/emotional abuse from my parents. I’ve turned into this weird reckless teen that doesn’t give much of a fuck about anything and ready to die and give up. There’s a part in the song that goes “What doesn’t kill you makes you wish you were dead. Got a hole in my soul, growing deeper and deeper. And I can’t take one more moment of this silence, the loneliness is haunting me and the weight of the world’s getting harder to hold up” 


7. if u could change anything in the world right now, what would u change? [can be more than 1 thing] OHH BOY. The homophobia and therapists/psychiatrists/etc not giving a single fuck. Most, if not all, of my family members are homophobic and there’s no way I can come out to any of them. I came out to my mom and she said “its just a phase.” I’ve also have faced many therapists and psychiatrists who simply do not fucking care. There was a time I told my former therapist the current AD I’m on isn’t working so well for me (increased suicidal thoughts and depression got worse - its Lexapro if anyone is curious) and he just increased the dosage, making me feel worse. He even accused me of LYING about the effects. That was fucking great.


8. any recent dreams? I had a dream last night actually - more like a nightmare. TW suicide. It was about me and this girl, we were friends and attended a private university. Lots of shit was going on in her life at that moment and she became suicidal. She was on top of one of the buildings on campus and I was with her trying to talk it out. I managed to talk her out of suicide and as we got up to leave, she slipped since it rained the previous day and hadn’t dried completely. I reached out to grab her before she fell but she fell anyway and it looked like I pushed her off. Got expelled and lost a good friend oof.


9. what song always puts u in a good mood? why? Kids In The Dark by All Time Low - its so uplifting and just listen to it man its so good and you’ll see why.


10. have u ever traveled outside of ur country? //if not, would u like to? Yep! Went to the Philippines a few times and Singapore.


11. clothing wise, what do u think ur style is? Mm.. A mix of like punk rock and 90s grunge.

My Questions:

1. What’s the best memory you have? 2. Do you have any tattoos/piercings? If so, what? If not, would you get any? 3. What’s your #1 favourite song? 4. What is one thing you wanna do before you die? Why? 5. Who do you look up to? Why? 6. What’s one thing you’ll never be caught doing? 7. Do you play an instrument? If so, what? If not, which instrument would you learn? 8. Have you dyed your hair before? If so, what colour? If not, would you and what colour? 9. What’s your favourite TV show/anime or YouTube channel and why? 10. What is one thing you’ll never give up and why? 11. What’s one thing that has happened to you that has made you a stronger person?

Tags: @animuleweeb @im-jacks-nerd and any other mutuals that would like to do this and just anyone in general ayyy

[inoue-akida]

All questions with '5' in them.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I think they would, even though I could see them being upset I got drunk in the first place…

15. What good thing happened this summer?Mm…Finding a place to stay. It wasn’t the best place,  but it was somewhere.25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?My face. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying “I’m ugly” but…after so many years of being called out and made fun of for looking different, it’s something that’s always in the back of my head when people are looking at me. I’ve gotten better at embracing it, but there are always people who are cruel…35. Would you rather live without TV or music?I can’t remember the last time I watched TV to be honest, so I would say without TV. Many people that I’m close to are musicians, and whenever I’m alone, I feel empty if I’m not listening to music.45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?The person I love. …And a hungry dog.50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Black. It’s usually black.51. Ever wished you were someone else?Not someone else entirely, but there have been times when I’ve thought, “I’d like to have her hair, or her legs, etc.” 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?At this point, I’m proud to say I don’t think I’d change anything. I have people who care about me just the way I am. Eeeh…maybe I could eat more daintily. 53. Favourite makeup brand?I don’t really focus on brands. I just buy what I like.54. Favourite store?The grocery store.55. Favourite blog?I don’t have one.56. Favourite colour?Black like a raven. Red like blood.57. Favourite food? Melon bread. 58. Last thing you ate?Omelette?59. First thing you ate this morning?Mm, omelette. I eat eggs a lot. They’re easy.65. Are you hungry right now?Always.75. Favourite animal?Foxes and orcas.85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Regina. …Or Gretchen. 95. Last movie you watched?Aaah, it’s been a long time. I don’t even remember. Probably a horror movie with Daiki.105. Ever been to a bonfire party?More than once. 115. Do you play the Wii?I don’t have one.125. Do you believe in true love?I was starting to lose faith in it…135. Dumbest lie you ever told?”I’m going to eat more daintily.” You all know I’m not.145. Tea or Coffee?Tea. Especially if there is honey.150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?There aren’t any books nearby…I’m going to be lazy for this one.

[jmkitsune]

1-59

1. selfie

I’m lazy go to my instagram and like one of the selfies I posted recently lol and if you’re not- follow me there too :D

2. what would you name your future kids?

don’t want kids

3. do you miss anyone?

plenty of them yeah

4. what are you looking forward to?

hmm twitchcon this year :D finally get to go

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

all of my friends ^.^ they’re quite good at it in their own unique ways

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

yes and no

yes emotionally but no mentally, once I close the door- it’s closed, the emotional linger things are what take a while

7. what was your life like last year?

uhhh not good not bad it was life-y

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

yuuuuuup

9. who did you last see in person?

my sister- she just went out XD

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

uhhhhh I SAY yes....my friends say I’m shit at it soo maybe?

11. are you listening to music right now?

sii

Halcyon- On and On

12. what is something you want right now?

star wars episode 8....twitch con....a puppy

13. how do you feel right now?

alright, can’t complain yet

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

uhhhh....*thinks*...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think...last august....unless Eden hugged me after that, but I dunno did Kyo or Eden hug me before leaving on Election night, I forget

15. personality description

Ambitious...very ambitious, driven but easily distracted, oblivious to a lot of things but perceptive to some stuff. tries to be calm and relaxed more than not but winds up stressed and cluttered minded. I think...dunno ask my friends lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah

17. opinion on insecurities.

they suck...like they ruin great things bout people cause people have all his greatness in them but the insecurities make it hard for them to even live

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

nothing much has CHANGED sooo

19. have you ever been to New York?

I have

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

uhhh just a little faster by there for tomorrow

21. age and birthday?

26, 2/20

22. description of crush.

moving on

23. fear(s)

abandonment/replacement

sensory deprivation

whatever lurks in the DEEP fucking ocean

die hard conservatives

24. height

5′7ish

25. role model

mm I used to always say some streamers and fictional characters but recently I’ve noticed I still look up to them but don’t wanna be them, I just borrow bits of them I like, I am trying to be my own role model now that I’m older

26. idol(s)

see above

27. things i hate

stress, having to work to survive- hey no one likes it I’m admitting that personally hate it, my depression/anxiety, most food lol

28. i’ll love you if…

see if I tell people that they’ll abuse that information, best learn one on one not giving EVERYTHING away that’ll be kryptonite

(but a sneak answer- snickerdoodles- I love those things)

29. favourite film(s)

star wars

30. favourite tv show(s)

futurama

simpsons

arrow

flash

legends of tomorrow

supergirl

star wars rebels

brooklyn 99

31. 3 random facts

I have six tattoos want tons more

still wear my class ring

picky as fuck eater

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

I think the MAJORITY is still girl, quite a few are guys now, some are non binary/gender neutral so I’d say it’s balanced out

33. something you want to learn

probably everything to some degree

34. most embarrassing moment

goooood question, probably when I got my first kiss, my mom brought me, her, and our friends home from swimming at the local Y, well I walked her to the door, she actually PICKED ME UP kissed me like not cute kiss but like yeah and put me back down before going inside, my mom/friends gave me shit the whole ride home....I was redder than my hair I think

35. favourite subject

history/literature probably

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

see all 3 books of mine published

become a partnered streamer with a community I am proud of

own a puppy and cat in my own place on the west coast

37. favourite actor/actress

uhhh carrie fisher right now

38. favourite comedian(s)

colbert

39. favourite sport(s)

soccah

40. favourite memory

hmmm I still remember watching star wars (the original one) for the first time in my living room when I was like 6, I was like SOOOOOO into the movie and during the trench run I was like running back and forth on the couch asking my mom and step dad if Luke was gonna make it, was the Empire gonna win, I was HELLA invested....and that started my obsession

41. relationship status

single pringle

42. favourite book(s)

grisha trilogy, percy jackson books, harry potter, any of the Star Wars EU (legends and canon)

43. favourite song ever

I’m still here- from treasure planet

44. age you get mistaken for

apparently early/mid twenties? when I shave though like CLEAN shaven probably 16-18

45. how you found out about your idol

yeah see question bout idols lol

last idols I had were twitch streamers who my brother showed me when they were on YT

46. what my last text message says

don’t text soo sorry

47. turn ons

ya know if you REALLY wanna know this one ask off anon just cause then you can get a direct answer lol

48. turn offs

racism, sexism, prejudice (of any kind), intolerance, umm gore (like HELLA gore  to the obscene amount), anything like abuse/r*p* and the like

49. where i want to be right now

somewhere NOT HOTH (it’s cold and snowy here...I hate it)

50. favourite picture of your idol

yeah skip

51. starsign

I’m Pisces in human form

52. something i’m talented at

apparently writing scenes that can break hearts :D

53. 5 things that make me happy

friends, video games, puppies/kittens, music, and sleep

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

dentist tomorrow

HATE dentist appointments, partially cause fuck dentists and second cause I have to be awake for like...8 am

55. tumblr friends

@thescarletbxtch @iamthelizardqueenx @lunar-lolo @kyostiel @queen-of-acheron @catherineparrs umm I have a lot actually like I talk to a lot of people on here but if we can on other things (discord/fb/twitter/whatever) we talk on those. I don’t MIND talking on here but if they have options I have we drop this for something else lol

56. favourite food(s)

pancakes, snickerdooodles, grilled cheese, french fries, cucumbers, cheese poofs

57. favourite animal(s)

Foxes, huskies, and munchkin cats

58. description of my best friend

1- constantly stressed out, can’t sit still, enjoys bugging me, short as hell, big eyes, can be cute when she wants to be, loves animals and has to be told “no” a lot when wanting to take in strays

2- clever, like way more clever than she realizes. Pensive a lot but can be loud, in charge and opinionated when you get her going. I buck heads with her sometimes but it’s mostly cause how alike we are. A ravenclaw true and true. 

3- smart, kind, funny, dependable, loving, such a deep understanding of people emotionally even when they’re at their brink and want to crawl under a sink to hide forever. They are wonderful towards people and animals alike even if the people don’t deserve it

4- dead pan smart ass, feisty and giggles/cackles easily, extremely lewd but not offensively, loving and cares more for those around her than herself sometimes but allows us to care for her. also do not turn your back on her in a game, you’ll get shot lol she has no shame

5- very bookish, incredible easily fixated on a project they started, tends to be very considerate and needs to think of her OWN well being more than others- speaking of- make sure you eat somethin today dammit.

and they has a thing for trash guys, memes, and loooooooves women, but mostly the ones that can bench press her oh and brooooooody as fuck guys yeah those too lol

59. why i joined tumblr

honestly- I wanted to build a community/audience. I was at the time JUST finishing my first book before getting ready to start publishing it so I figured tumblr was “the new popular place” for that stuff