#hes fucking ded

[slajii]

redguy is very swaag B)

[hooned]

SIM JAEYUN 🔥

[skittzune]

Morty getting into shit he shouldnt

Tried emulating the show style w my own mixed in.

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[hatsunevitu]

kyle that actually tries to get along with cartman’s kids and suddenly feels extremely nostalgic because they act exactly like cartman in his childhood, and even if they are little monsters he still adores it, surprisingly for himself. meanwhile eric himself is trying his best to forget all those horrible things he did in his past because he feels so ashamed and now he absolutely refuses to admit that his kids might be pretty similar to how he was when he was ten.

one day kyle is watching kids playing in the front yard from the kitchen where cartman stands next to him and cooks them both a breakfast. they’re sitting in comforting silence, both still sleepy, with messy hair, wearing their pyjamas, and at one moment kyle sighs dreamily and mumbles something like “Wow, some things really don’t change, huh…”. eric just raises an eyebrow not quite understanding what that was about, so he says “Sorry?” and waits for elaboration. kyle chuckles and wordlessly nods in the kids direction. eric smiles, not even looking at them and says “Yeah, they’re such angels”, to which kyle only laughs and says “Dude, they’re more like little devils. I mean, they’re little copies of you in your childhood”. cartman immediately frowns and gets extremely defensive like “What the eff, Kyle, they’re not at all like I was. My kids would never be like that, I won’t let you disrespect them at my house”, and kyle just sits there with a smile looking at how kids outside are trying to burn an orange stuffed voodoo bear in a silly little green hat with a note “kyle” on him. cartman finally turns his head to see what they are up to, and then he barely holds laughter adding “Well, maybe there is just one similarity”.

@bloogers-boogers THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR HEADCANON I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT KYLES INTERACTION WITH THE KIDS

[green-mug-tomato-juice]

this is maybe the funniest thing ever

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Wang YiBo X HangZhou Asian Games Dance Promo

[fatherramiro]

something something henry talks about seekers and avoiders and most of the characters who make it to the final episode would be considered seekers in his view and most of the ones who perish before episode eight are avoiders :))))))))))

[dedisgone]

yall want more sb content?

original under cut

[whyarewecalledtheshipname]

I will just. Riku being VISIBLY and AUDIBLY soft for sora is what dragged me into this fandom and it's what'll keep me here

Just the way riku looks at sora when they reunite in kh1, the way riku talks to namine in re:com, the way he says sora's name in ddd, everything— just his AFFECTION for sora constantly being reinforced , it GETS to me

It's like he's baring his heart without realizing and it GETS to me

He's killing me, actually

[qkumber]

Loosing my damn mind bc i was minding my own business eating a lil snack before going to bed and i hear my boyfriend next to me go, "aw, sam..." and i look at him like wh wha whats wrong and he says, "you made jimmy sad..." and hes looking at me with 🥺 this face and im like ¿????¿¿??¿? What the Fuck are you talking about and while hes still looking at me like 🥺🥺🥺 he says again, "you made him sad" and flips his phone around to show me this fucking image

[ohmuqueen]

[uselessnbee]

when i'm feeling extremely angsty i like to think about that theory that Mike was supposed to be one of Vecna's victims/was cursed until he left to Cali where Vecna couldn't reach him and it basically saved his life

and what would happen if he never left, if he stayed in Hawkins and was the first/one of the first victims

how would it happen? would people already know about the curse and try to help him? would it be before they found out about it and there was no help left? even if they knew would it actually save him? what if they found out how to help him but one would know his favorite song so they wouldn't be able to save him anyways. where would it happen? would someone be present or he would be all alone and not found until later on? how would everyone react? how would they let the Byers know what happened? how would they tell Will and El about it? their reactions?

so many questions so many scenarios floating around in my head

but hey that's just my thoughts

[bellatheinkdemon]

I grant thee, bullshit comics

For context:

1. This is my headcanon au

2. No, AoD (Avatar of Destiny) isn't female, Milky Way Cookie just call them that. (Heck, in this AU, AoD is genderless)

3. Milky Way and AoD aren't actually "blood" related, but they have a relationship of a uncle/aunt and niece. (A found family, if you would.)

[ndostairlyrium]

Fighting Style Meme

tagged by @demandthedoodles​​ eons ago, sorry! Thanks for tagging me, I love these things ;; I’m tagging whoever replies with a “<3″

Putting everything under a read more to prevent your eyes from bleeding since it’s long 

Elanor Cousland

Her philosophy is strike first, ask questions later. She has been training since she was a kid, practicing her craft daily because she really loves the art of fighting. She gives her all and never wants to stop. Preferred weapon is a battleaxe (Faith’s Edge).

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset (berserker) / learning their skillset / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to parry / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

Hawke

He’s one that prefers talking rather than swinging a weapon, unless the other part is eager to fight. In that case, he becomes the bearer of chaos and, damn, he enjoys it! Before reaching Kirkwall, his studies were focused on Entropy and he really was talented at it, but after Bethany died his attention shifted towards Elemental Magic - and Force Magic later. It was his way to cope with the loss while honoring her favorite family member. Preferred weapons are his fists (putting some rings on them because a broken nose is a happy nose <3) and a magical staff (Hawke’s Key).

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts (when has to intimidate opponent) / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to (rarely) / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength (...magical power, not physical strength) / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset / learning their skillset (elemental and force magic) / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg contracts for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block (with magic) / defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill / wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

Ankh Lavellan

Master strategist. Analyzing, visualizing, gaslighting, girlbossing her way through a fight. Wherever she can’t go, wait for traps and bombs to appear in her place. She strongly believes in second chances and hates the concept of punishment with her whole heart, consequently she’s prone to listening before opening fire (unless you attack first, you’re a menace for her clan/unarmed civilians, or a wild beast endangering villages). Preferred weapons are whatever she can place on the battlefield to slow down opponents, bow (she shifts through many, depending on her needs, but one of her favorites is Grunsmann’s Bow) and arrows.

fight honorably / fight dirty / prefer close-quarters / prefer range / chat during / go silent (snarling and growling though) / low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance / attack in bursts / attack steadily / go for the kill / aim to disarm / fight defensively / strike first / provoked easily / provoke their opponent / tease / get visibly frustrated / shout while attacking / use strategy / focus on their battle / experience conflicting thoughts during battle / rush in recklessly / try to read their opponent before fighting / fight wildly / fight calmly and, or apathetically / fight with anger / fight with excitement / fight because they have to / fight because they want to / fight without regard to wounds / run away when wounded / hide wounds / take a blow to protect another / prefer a blade / prefer to use their abilities / prefer a bow / prefer a shield / prefer a pole arm / prefer a personalized weapon / prefer magic or spells / prefer traps / prefer brawling / their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional / transform for battle / fight as they appear / rely on strength (...magical power, not physical strength) / rely on speed / use everything they have / hide their full potential / exhaust quickly / high stamina / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly / brag after landing a hit / belittle their abilities / use psychological tactics / use brute strength / avoid civilians / strike down civilians / (it's civilians' own fault if they get in the way) / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings / signature fighting style / making it up as they go / mastered skillset (archery, hunting) / learning their skillset (artificer) / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork / messy fighter / elegant fighter / accept defeat / refuse defeat / beg for mercy / compliment their opponent / insult their opponent  / use unnecessary movements / move efficiently / barely move / prefer to dodge / prefer to block (with magic)/ defend their blindside / has no blindside / use all available advantages / strictly use one main method / play around / hold back / fight ruthlessly / show mercy if possible / wait for opponent to be ready / strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death / fear pain / fear killing / has PTSD / avoid fighting / has lost a fight / has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill (if possible) / wants to die standing

[kathect]

Reading the funniest reactions on twitter and all of them complained about mile twerking his ass off and putting all the pressure on his knees and telling him to remember his age cause he’s not young anymore and he’s entering his 30s that’s so FOUL 💀💀💀