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Little Red Lies - Chapter 3

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Warnings for this chapter: travel sickness, discussion of blood and raw meat

[For the hundredth time]

Incredible Sulk 03:57

[What time are you getting into the airport today]

Incredible Sulk 03:57

[LA time or Manhatten time?]

Roman 03:58

[Why the everloving fuck would I want it in LA time]

Incredible Sulk 03:58

[Keep your hair on, V]

Roman 03:58

[Why are you awake at 4am]

Incredible Sulk 03:59

[Flight leaves at 11 here, so we should be landing around 4. Or 7pm, your time.]

Roman 03:59

[Why are *you* awake at 4am?]

Roman 03:59

[Im awake at 7am as you well know. Maybe try using that brain sometime, Princey. I know you have one]

Incredible Sulk 04:00

[Rude.]

Roman 04:01

[Go to sleep Ro]

Incredible Sulk 04:03

[Okay.]

Roman 04:04

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[Hey Remus what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?]

Roman 05:32

Stinky Garbage Man is typing…

[janjan says if i say them theyll divorce me]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:35

[so probs the 4th time i set my hair on fire]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:35

[the foam in fire xtinguishers does not taste good]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:36

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[Are you alright? Slightly concerned that you’re asking your chaos brother for reassurance that you haven’t done something stupid.]

The Janus Beast 05:35

[I’m not asking for reassurance, everything is fine. Go to work, J.]

Roman 05:36

Roman always forgot how unnerving Janus’ uncanny intuition was. He was almost entirely certain that his brother-in-law could detect the lie in his text, but the responding message gave no indication that he was about to push him.

[Alright. Go to bed, Roman. It’s 05:36 for you.]

The Janus Beast 05:36

[Okay.]

Roman 05:37

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[yru up @ 530]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:37

[u kno v will flip if u miss ur flight]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:37

[Can’t sleep.]

Roman 05:38

[Why are *you* awake at half eight? You never get up that early.]

Roman 05:38

[got a meeting w/ pub]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:38

[then v wants support @ his last fitting]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:38

[hes collecting u from th airport l8r u kno]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:39

[gonna b pissd if ur a nosho]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:39

[Good luck at your meeting.]

Roman 05:39

[I’m not going to miss my flight. I’ll be outside the airport for Virgil to pick us up half an hour after we land, just like I said yesterday.]

Roman 05:40

[Why did you set your hair on fire the 4th time?]

Roman 05:42

[wanted 2 c if flour in hair wld burn an interesting colour etc]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:42

Roman is typing…

[Isn’t flour really fucking flammable?]

Roman 05:42

[so fuckn flammable dude]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:42

[almost wound up in hospital]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:42

[had to replace 1/2 the kitchen]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:43

[You did it in the kitchen? Why?]

Roman 05:44

[thats where th flour is duh]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:44

[Obviously]

Roman 05:44

[u go 2 sleep?]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:49

[Did you regret setting your hair on fire 4 times?]

Roman 05:50

[7 times]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:51

[& no ofc not]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:51

[vry valuable exprience]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:51

[y]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:52

[u ok?]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:52

[I’m fine. Just wondering.]

Roman 05:53

[go 2 sleep bbbro]

Stinky Garbage Man 05:54

[Okay.]

Roman 05:57

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[Patton, how do you tell whether you’re going to regret something later?]

Roman 06:01

[roman raphael prince, i know for a fact that you should be asleep right now.]

Patton-cake 06:03

[you’ll feel better when you’re not sleep deprived. if you miss your flight i’m not going to stop vee from murdering you]

Patton-cake 06:04

[Alright. See you later Pat.]

Roman 06:05

[sleep well]

Patton-cake 06:06

[don’t forget to set an alarm ro]

Patton-cake 06:10

[ro?]

Patton-cake 06:20

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Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 07:01

Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 07:16

Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 07:31

Missed call: Patton-cake - 07:53

Missed call: Patton-cake - 08:01

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[Roman answer your fucking phone I need to know youre awake]

Incredible Sulk 08:02

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[ro please tell me you set an alarm, we’re worried you’ll miss your flight]

Patton-cate 08:04

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Missed call: Patton-cake - 08:07

Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 08:33

Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 08:36

Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 08:39

Missed call: Stinky Garbage Man - 08:59

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[vs getting super stressed asshole answer ur phone]

Stinky Garbage Man 09:12

---

[Roman if you miss your plane I will kill you]

Incredible Sulk 09:15

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Missed call: Incredible Sulk - 09:18

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“Roman!”

Roman groaned and pressed his face deeper into his pillow, trying to ignore the pounding in his head.

“Roman! Open up!”

“Five more minutes…” The pounding got louder, so he rolled over and pulled his pillow over his face instead. “Geez…”

“If you fail to get up right now we will miss our flight!” It sounded as though somebody was trying to break his door down.

“‘M not gonna miss my… Flight. Shit.”

Roman’s eyes flew open, and a second later his pillow was on the floor and he was across the room. When he jerked his door open, Logan’s fist was raised and although not a hair on his head had escaped his clinically neat ponytail, the harried creases on his forehead showed the most emotion Roman had seen on his face.

“You’re not even dressed!” The words were practically a shriek, and Roman fought the urge to clap his hands over his ears. “We should have left thirty-eight minutes ago! I’ve been trying to wake you for half an hour!”

Rubbing a hand over his face, Roman squinted over his shoulder and found that his alarm clock was in pieces on the floor, exactly where it had been for the last month. “What… What time is it?”

Logan brandished the thick-banded watch on his forearm. “Twenty-four minutes past nine! Get dressed, we need to go!” His other arm shot out, pushing Roman out of the way as he reached for the door handle and began pulling it closed. “Hurry up!”

Roman blinked dumbly at the inside of his bedroom door, then grabbed the shirt on the back of his desk chair and started yanking it over his head, scanning the room desperately. Mostly packed suitcase open at the foot of his bed, half full duffle-bag on top of the unread textbooks on his desk… He spotted his phone halfway through pulling his jeans on, and hopped across the room to scoop it up from where it had fallen between bed and bedside table, and turned it on.

The psychic assault of the missed calls and texts that filled the screen sent him reeling across the room. Grabbing a handful of (hopefully) clothes from his wardrobe, he typed out a frantic text with one hand and started throwing things into his suitcase as the pounding of Logan at his door started again.

Groupchat: Princes and Co.

[All fine getting on plane soon phone was out of charge see you later]

Roman 09:33

He didn’t have time to check for responses, kicking his suitcase shut and stuffing his laptop and toothbrush into the duffle on his desk. The red notebook was open in the middle of his floor - he considered leaving it, just to irritate Logan, but decided he was bigger than that and chucked it in as well. Then Roman was out of the door, still zipping his bag closed.

Logan started walking as soon as he saw him, shiny black shoes silent against the beige dorm carpets. “There is a taxi outside awaiting our presence. We should still make it to the airport in time to board, although we will likely have to run through security and check-in. Your fly’s down, by the way. All the hair on the left side of your head is flattened down.”

“Yeah, well…” Roman paused to zip up his jeans, then hurried to catch up with Logan. “We can’t all look perfect this early, Geek of Nature.”

One of Logan’s hands rose briefly to smooth his already pristine hair. “It is half past nine. That hardly counts as early, especially when our plane leaves in ninety minutes. Your suitcase is still open - you dropped a pair of orange boxers three-”

“I got them, I got them!” Roman stuffed the escaping underwear back into his suitcase and forced the zip closed, then buckled it neatly. “How come you’re not dragging luggage? Don’t strike me as the type to come unprepared.”

“My suitcase and hand luggage are already in the taxi, as was I, at eight forty-five on the dot. I trust you have our plane tickets.”

“Red notebook.” Roman patted the duffle bag under his arm, breathing a private sigh of relief that he had packed it after all. “I’m not stupid, you know.”

“Could have fooled me,” Logan muttered, and increased his pace ever so slightly. Scowling, Roman broke into a jog.

The elevator ride down to the main doors passed in stiff silence, and when they reached the taxi Logan slipped into the passenger seat, leaving Roman to fight with his bags alone. As he slipped into one of the back seats, he heard Logan address the woman behind the wheel. “I will pay you double if you get us to the airport before ten-thirty.”

Roman saw his life flash before his eyes as they darted through rows of traffic, gripping the edges of his seat and hitting the door or his suitcase every time they shot around a corner. Logan seemed entirely unruffled by their break-neck race through the city, and even managed to compliment their driver as she helped unload his bags from the trunk.

So he could turn on the charm when he wanted to.

Roman really hoped he would want to when they arrived home in Manhattan.

They all but sprinted through security as the last call for their flight rang out through the airport, Logan’s longer legs carrying him ahead until Roman almost lost him in the crowd. That was fine: the frosty look he had thrown Roman as they had spilled from the taxi had been more than enough to quell anything he might have wanted to say. He was panting by the time they reached their gate, only just able to shoot a smile at the flight attendant as he fished the red notebook from his bag and pushed it toward her, flipping open to the tickets wedged between the first pages.

Roman didn’t catch his breath until well after they had stowed their bags and taken their seats on the plane; he wasn’t lucky enough for Logan to be similarly unfit.

“You cannot do that!” In fact, Logan didn’t even seem out of breath as he hissed at Roman over the safety briefing. How was that fair?

Roman shrugged to indicate his confusion.

“You cannot just show people your notebook! That’s the easiest way to get us caught - I naturally assumed you were capable of logical thought, Roman.” Logan’s voice was a furious whisper. “You’re going to ruin all the planning I’ve put into this if you can’t utilize basic-”

“Oh, what do you care? You’re never going to have to see any of my family again!” Roman yanked at his seatbelt - it had gotten caught under the arm of his chair. “I’m the one they’ll ridicule endlessly if this blows up in our faces!”

“I’m the one giving up valuable revision time on a gamble that you seem determined to sabotage!” Logan, of course, not only had his seatbelt fastened perfectly but had also procured a neck pillow from somewhere. “If you’re that desperate not to pay me, you should have asked somebody else!”

Stung, Roman jerked his seatbelt more roughly, and it came free. “What kind of asshole do you think I am? I’m still going to pay you if we fuck up!”

“Good!”

“Fine!”

The frustrating thing about fighting with somebody during take-off was that there was nowhere for Roman to stomp off to sulk. Instead, he did the next best thing: grabbing the sleep mask tucked into the back of the seat in front of him, he ripped the packet open as loudly as he could and snapped the band over the back of his head.

“You’re really going back to sleep!” Logan’s voice rose in pitch and volume, and several people ahead of them turned around to stare. “You’ve been awake less than two hours! I’ve been awake since six!”

“Well, I didn’t get to sleep until six. Quit shrieking at me,” Roman grumbled. “It doesn’t affect you if I get a little more beauty sleep.”

“We need to go over our-”

“No, we don’t. Goodnight.” Pulling the mask down over his eyes, Roman leaned back in his seat and tried to relax.

When the plane levelled out a few minutes later and he heard people begin to move around a little more, he got up to get his headphones out of his duffle bag to block out Logan’s continuing angry whispers and found that he had left them behind in his rush to get out the door.

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“I’m going to call us a taxi.” They were waiting at baggage claim, watching a single blue suitcase tied to a large Winnie-the-Pooh bear go slowly round and round the conveyor belt. “The taxis that wait outside airports carry with them a significantly higher chance of murder than one I could call.”

Pushing aside the Virgil-esque fact, Roman stuffed his phone back into his pocket. “Don’t bother, Doctor Doom-and-Gloom. I- Hey, we haven’t seen that bag before. Do you think our luggage is coming now?”

A purple bag that could only be described as a sack had joined the yellow bear and its suitcase. A couple of seconds later, a beige rucksack longer than Roman was tall joined the party.

“We have been waiting here for less than ten minutes. Our bags will be along soon.” The fluorescent lights of baggage claim didn’t do much for Logan’s complexion, Roman thought. He looked even paler than usual, almost corpse-like against his black hair and polo shirt. A fifteen-year-old Virgil would have asked him for makeup tips. “And are you expecting us to walk to your place? I would rather call a taxi.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” Roman stood on tip-toe to see over the heads of the group of women in matching yellow sashes that had just cut in front of the pair of them. “My brother’s picking us up. He’s been waiting outside for the last half hour. Has this horrible phobia of being late to anything.”

“Why couldn’t I be pretending to date him?” The note of humour in Logan’s voice was barely detectable - but detectable it was, and Roman chuckled quietly.

“You’d have to fight his fiancé for him. I’ve heard Pat throws a mean right hook. Oh - that’s my bag.” Roman missed Logan’s response as he darted forward to grab his suitcase. A few seconds later, he saw Logan’s as well; when he had fought his way out of the sudden crowd converging on the conveyor belt he handed it to his companion, who nodded his thanks.

As Logan leaned down to check his possessions were still secure, Roman felt his phone buzz against his thigh. He pulled it out to glance briefly at it. “Virgil’s telling us to hurry up, he can’t stay where he is much longer.” Another buzz. “Oh, nice. He’s in one of the bus bays, come on.”

[Waiting in a bus bay Needed the space for your massive ego /j]

Incredible Sulk 19:42

“Virgil, older brother, engaged to Patton Hart, twenty-four, baker, birthday January third, hates being late, worries like ‘a dog with new slippers’. Am I missing anything?”

When Roman glanced over his shoulder, he saw that Logan was holding a small stack of white card, decorated with his cramped scrawl. “Are those - Did you make flashcards for my family?”

“Naturally.” The stack of cards disappeared into a pocket of Logan’s dress pants, and he lengthened his stride until Roman was hurrying to keep up with him again. “Come on. I want to make a good impression.”

“And I want to get out of the airport, half drown myself in the shower, dump my bags, and get some sleep. Quit rushing me more.”

“You slept practically the entire flight here. How are you still thinking about going back to bed?”

“Looking this good doesn’t happen naturally, you know!” Roman released his grip on his duffle long enough to smooth a hand through the reddish-brown tufts that he now realised were sticking up all over one side of his head, and completely flat on the other. “I need at least nine hours of beauty sleep a night.”

“Hmm.” The noncommittal grunt was a far cry from the teasing flirtations that Remy would have responded with, but Roman almost preferred it. Not everything had to be turned into a long, semi-aggressive flirting competition when he was already tired and clearly not in top form. He was sure he would go back to finding Logan’s taciturnity irritating very quickly; just then it was a blessing. “Which car are we looking for?”

“In the bus bays. It should be-”

“INCOMIIIIIING!”

It was an instinctive reaction to drop his bags, arms shooting out to brace himself against the blurred shape hurtling toward him. There was a flash of neon green, an impact that made Roman take two steps backward to keep his balance, and then he was staring into his own mismatched eyes and a crooked grin. Aside from the sleazy moustache and the eyebrow ring, Roman could have been looking in a mirror: he and his brother shared the same face shape, the same gap between their front teeth - although Remus’ was somewhat emphasized by the fact that he had refused to wear his retainer; they had the same auburn hair, though Remus’ was a little longer, significantly messier, and had a green streak dyed into the front. It looked as though a small flock of pigeons had been mating in it.

“You’re home! You look like shit!” There was unmissable delight in Remus’ yell.

“I’m going to drop you!”

“You look like V’s vampire barbie!”

“You weigh the same as mom’s old truck!”

“You sound like you’ve been gargling crushed glass!”

“You smell like you’ve been sleeping in a coffin!”

“A coffin?”

“With a corpse!”

“Corpse breath!”

That was when Roman’s arms gave out and he dropped his elder brother in an untidy mess on the floor.

“Fuck! My assbone!”

“I did warn you!” Roman didn’t think he’d smiled so widely in months as he leaned down to offer Remus a hand up. “You can’t just jump at people, dickhead.”

“You caught me, didn’t you? I knew you would.”

There was something sticky on one of Remus’ fingerless gloves that Roman really wished he hadn’t touched. He wiped his fingers on his leg. “Next time I won’t catch you, just see how you like it.”

“We’ll both end up on the floor if that happens, you know.”

“Maybe you’ll learn after the first dozen times.” Roman nudged Remus’ shoulder playfully, and was rewarded with an unfairly sharp elbow to the ribs as the pair of them turned toward Logan, who was standing beside an unfazed Virgil and watching them with something that toed the line between concern and confusion.

“Maybe not.” Remus considered Logan for a moment, then elbowed Roman once more. “I can’t believe I’ve been here for over a minute and you haven’t introduced me to your squeeze, dude. Not cool.”

“Right! Yes, Remus, Virgil - this is my boyfriend, Logan. Logan - Remus, Virgil. My brothers. I showed you pictures.” Roman waved a hand extravagantly in the direction of each, accidentally-on-purpose catching Remus across the chin. Remus snapped at his fingers.

Logan’s eyebrows raised ever so slightly at the exchange, but he took a smart step forward and offered Roman’s doppelganger his hand. “Roman has not told me nearly enough about you, Remus. I was not expecting you to look so similar.”

As Roman turned to hug Virgil hello and compliment his dark purple nails, he kept half an ear on the conversation behind him.

“Everyone says that! We could be womb-mates if I hadn’t popped out first! How tall are you, Bro-gan? Ro’s told us fuck-all about you, either!” There was the sound of metal studs in Remus’ sleeves clinking against one another: clearly he was giving Logan a far more enthusiastic handshake than the other student would have expected.

“I am six foot three, and I can see that nicknames run in the family. How tall are you, what is on your glove, and may I have my hand back now?”

“Five nine, maple syrup snail-slime and sugar-water, yes. You’re taller than my partner, they’re gonna be soooooooo pissed Ro managed to get a taller boyfriend too, I can’t wait to introduce you. Jan’s gonna turn inside out they’ll be so mad. How long have you two been dancing the tango?”

“I… Regret to say that we have never danced the tango?”

“It’s a metaphor, dude! Do you usually miss those? Oh, it’s going to be so much fun having you around! Roman says you study medicine, right? Have you ever dissected something? Do you know where organs are? I really really need a liver and I found a dead cat the other day, are you busy later?”

Roman closed his eyes in exasperation. “He has Janus to dissect things! What’s the point of marrying a pathologist if he’s going to outsource his hobbies?”

His complaint was met with a faint chuckle. “You know he’s doing it on purpose, right?”

“I knoooooow,” Roman moaned, bending to pick up his duffle and the handle to his suitcase, then noticing that Virgil had Logan’s navy blue satchel looped over his shoulder. “Hey, how come you offered to carry his bag and not mine? I’m your brother.”

Virgil smirked and started walking, grabbing Remus by the back of his collar as they passed him. “He didn’t leave us out of the loop for months and then refuse to give his new boyfriend’s name until a week before my wedding. You’re a big boy. You can carry your own bags.”

Grumbling under his breath, Roman followed his brothers back toward the car; Logan fell into step beside him a few moments later. The taller man turned his head toward Roman and spoke under his breath, clearly keeping one eye on the pair in front of them. “You said, verbatim, ‘Remus is quirky.’ You did not tell me he would ask me to dissect a cat, or whether I’d be open to discussing the greatest stretching force that could be put on various parts of the body.”

“He’s just…” Roman sighed and switched his dufflebag to his other hand. “He’s protective. Family’s important to me - to us - and we’ve been dating almost a year - he’s making sure you know what you’re getting into. I’m sorry. Just ignore him, okay?”

“Virgil seems... Nice.” Logan paused briefly. “He said he was glad that the engine of the plane had remained in one piece, and that we should get back to your mother’s house without the car bursting into flames.”

“Also trying to unnerve you. Really, Logan, don’t worry about them. They’re usually a lot less… disturbing. Let me get your bag.” He had only made the offer because when they reached Virgil’s battered, dark purple Ford, its owner was leaning against its side, expectant eyes on Roman, boot open.

Logan glanced at the car. His adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed, then nodded. “Thank you.”

Shrugging, Roman gestured briefly at one of the doors before taking the handle of Logan’s suitcase from him. Virgil nodded approvingly and slid into the driver’s seat as Roman struggled to force the two large bags into the back of the car. By the time he managed to slam it closed and was able to climb into the backseat beside Logan - Remus had, of course, called shotgun with even more gruesome detail than was his usual - the engine was running and a phone was already hooked up to the dashboard. Judging by the completely uncracked screen and the dark blue case, it was Logan’s, and when he squinted at the screen Roman saw that the ‘Casual Hangout’ playlist he had made yesterday afternoon had been pulled up.

Would Virgil and Remus have been like this with any boyfriend he had brought home? It seemed as though they were deliberately trying to catch him or Logan in their lie.

Did they already know?

No, they couldn’t.

They had been careful - mostly at Logan’s near anal meticulousness, something Roman was suddenly feeling more than thankful for. If they had gone for the half-assed plan he had devised, he was almost certain that they would have been found out already, and-

“-man?”

“Dude, did insects lay eggs in your ears or something?”

“Huh?” Roman blinked. Remus had turned around in his seat to stare at him, his eyes wide enough that he was certain they would fall out of his head if Virgil had to brake suddenly. Virgil glanced at him in the rear-view mirror, then looked back at the road ahead. “What?”

“We were saying how mom’s gonna go crazy when you move out.” Remus twisted around even further so he could poke Roman’s arm. Roman batted his hand away. “She’s delighted you and Logan are staying.”

“I’ve been staying with her for the last few days - Pat wants to make a whole thing out of moving in together after the wedding - and she’s been all over me.” Virgil met his gaze in the mirror again, rolled his eyes, then indicated. “I cannot wait until I’m no longer her main focus.”

“I know you’re trying to make this about the obscene amounts of paella and chocolate sauce she’s going to feed us, but I’m too distracted by how adorable it is that you and Pat are moving in twice.” Roman folded one leg over the other and smirked as Virgil flicked him off - then found himself being crushed against his door as his brother took a corner rather faster than he had been expecting. “Geez, dude, where’s the fire? Slow down a little. Unless you want me covered in bruises for your wedding.”

Logan didn’t seem to have been bothered by the sharp turn. He was still straight-backed, pale, one hand gripping the grab handle above his door, eyes closed. Maybe he was tired.

“I had assumed you’d be wearing a suit, Ro. Nobody will be able to see the bruises.” Virgil paused to glance over his shoulder before moving into the next lane.

“Which means you two -” Remus, who had a mark on his neck where his seatbelt had dug in but was still facing him, pointed at Roman and Logan and smirked. “- have plenty of opportunity to get dirty without worrying about ruining V’s big day!”

“Fuck off, Re.” Remus stuck out his tongue, piercing flashing in the passing streetlights, and Roman returned the gesture.

Virgil groaned, clearly regretting pausing long enough to allow his older brother to interject. “That being said, if you are planning on wearing something other than a suit, I’ll need to know colour and magnitude soon. No, I’ll need to know by fucking yesterday - it’ll affect the seating plan in reception.”

"Your reception plan changes based on my wardrobe? I'm flattered, Virge - you know it's your wedding, right? Not mine?"

"I sure hope it's my wedding. Do you know the amount of favours you'd need to trade for me to do your cake for free?"

Roman chuckled and turned his head to look out the window, watching the cramped shops and houses pass by. "I know I'd be in debt til my dying day."

"Longer than that - I'm sure Doctor Logan-stein would be able to find away to keep you working long enough to pay him back. Oh, this song sucks ass, Roman, what were you thinking?" Remus finally turned back around and started prodding at Logan's phone. "I cannot believe you've stuck around despite my brother's abysmal taste in music, Lo. Can I call you Lo? I'm calling you Lo."

Logan ignored Remus.

Roman smirked and turned back to their driver. "You sure you don't want someone with a longer attention span as your best man? I'll still do it if you ask nicely… I know, I'll trade you - you make my eventual wedding cake, and I'll rescue you from having a troll give the speeches at your wedding."

"Quit trying to steal my job!" The music cut off suddenly, a split second before something hard thudded against Roman's chest. He winced.

"Did you just throw Logan's phone at me? Virgil, are you absolutely certain you don't want someone slightly less violent for- stop, Re, stop, I'm joking!" Roman raised his hands to protect his face from the sudden onslaught of pens, grinning. It was really, really good to be home.

“You better put those back in the glovebox before you leave my car, or I really will consider making a last minute change to the wedding arrangements.”

“No, you wouldn’t. A major change this close to the date would break the grey goo up here.”

“Don’t flick my ear, I’ll crash the car.” There had indeed been a slight swerve to Virgil’s otherwise straight driving; Roman hadn’t looked up from where he had been collecting the various biros Remus had attacked him with, but had assumed that the cause of the wobble could be traced directly back to his eldest brother.

“Promise?”

“You’re insufferable.”

“Wrong! I’m bored and ravenous. I really think -”

“Feet off the dashboard.”

“- I could eat a whole herd of horses now.” Remus spoke straight over Virgil’s reprimand. Roman hadn’t expected anything else, and he doubted Virgil had either - it was an automatic reflex now. “Wouldn’t even have to cook them. Just chomp down, I could pick the hair out of my teeth later - they’d be warm if I got to them quickly enough, and you can eat horse meat raw, you know. They serve it with soy sauce in Japan - they call it sakuraniku, it literally means ‘cherry blossom meat’, because of the pale pink colour. And the blood has a ton of iron and stuff, should be safe in small quantities - but I am curious about how bad drinking a gallon of the stuff could be. Does it taste like cow’s blood? Is it closer to goat? Not that I’ve tried goat, but you get the picture.”

Roman took a second to digest this disturbing piece of information, then brushed passed it and hoped that Logan wasn’t too disturbed by the idea. “Didn’t you eat lunch?”

“Sure, but that was hours ago! Oh, thanks.” Taking the small handful of pens from Roman, Remus stuffed them back into the glove box before turning back around to face him. “Hey, Ro-ro-rotten-egg, guess what mom’s making for dinner?”

Their mother had never cooked often, usually being too busy with work and taking care of three kids to have the time, but the special occasions that she did more than made up for the sandwiches and ready-meals they had usually eaten.

“I don’t-”

“Meatballs!”

“You didn’t give him a chance to guess, idiot.”

“From scratch?” Roman’s cheeks were starting to hurt from smiling so much.

“You bet! She’s doing them properly, too, with the paprika and the egg and the beef! I’m going to drown mine in sauce until I can barely see them anymore so it soaks all the way through, and-”

“Virgil. Would you - stop the car. Please.”

Roman’s gaze snapped sideways at the unusually broken sentences to see that Logan had, if anything, gone even paler than before. A sheen of sweat was visible on his forehead.

Despite how quiet the words had been, Virgil must have picked up on the urgency in them, because they were stopped within a handful of seconds; Logan was unbuckled and out of the car so quickly that his seat belt snapped back toward Roman, the metal part narrowly missing his face.

Roman blinked at the empty seat beside him for a moment, then got out of the car himself.

Logan was facing away from him, shoulders hunched and palms braced against the rough brickwork of Staker’s Costume Supplies. Virgil had stopped right by a street lamp, and it was casting a sickly yellow puddle over the pavement, the bins spilling out of the alleyway just to their left, Virgil's car, and Roman and Logan.

"Hey. You good?" The answer was obviously no: Logan's shoulders were rising and falling in an unnaturally controlled motion, and he still looked pale and clammy. The yellow lighting was making his dark hair look nauseatingly greasy. Roman wrinkled his nose at the smell rising from a split binbag and stepped closer. "Can I touch you?"

Logan's shrug was accompanied by the sound of two slamming car doors, and as Roman rested a hand on his shoulder Virgil joined them, Remus only a step behind.

“Logan, bud, are you alright?” Virgil wrapped his cardigan more tightly around himself - it wasn’t a warm night by any means. “Was I driving too fast?”

“Are you gonna puke?”

Roman loved Remus, he really did, but sometimes he very much wanted to lock his mouth closed and throw away the key.

Taking another deep breath, Logan straightened up. He shook his head jerkily, skin somewhere between ice white and glass green. “I am not going to vomit. I merely-” He ducked suddenly.

It turned out Logan wasn’t right about everything.

Although it wasn’t strictly necessary - Logan’s tight ponytail was very neat - Roman moved to hold the taller man’s hair out of his face as he heaved. His other hand moved in aimless circles into the space between Logan’s shoulder blades.

Virgil winced and looked away until the spattering sound stopped and Logan pushed himself back into a more vertical position, one hand still bracing himself against the wall. He patted the pockets of his pants for a moment, then wiped his mouth on the back of his other hand.

There was silence for a moment, Roman still awkwardly rubbing his companion’s back.

“I- I apologise. I did not-”

“Lo, you don’t have to-”

“Logan, you really don’t have to apologise for getting carsick, it’s not like you did it on-”

“There’s not very much here. Have you eaten today?”

Virgil and Roman both turned to scowl at Remus, who was inspecting the small puddle of puke at their feet. It was a miracle that none of it had splattered onto their shoes, really. He gave the puddle one last, critical look before straightening up again.

“It’s mostly bile, actually. Which can be very valuable in some communities, but I doubt that was quite what you were going for.”

Logan wiped his mouth again. When Roman looked back at him, he found that Logan was staring at his feet. “I... Air travel has a negative effect on me.”

“You didn’t tell me that.” There was no pretense in the concerned hurt in Roman’s voice. His hand came to rest on Logan’s shoulder, then dropped awkwardly to his side when the other’s eyes flicked toward it. “I could have… Held your hair, or something.”

“You were asleep.”

Roman didn’t think he knew Logan well enough to read him, but there was no mistaking the unsaid words that followed: I don’t need your help.

Well, that was what he heard, anyway. Logan probably would have phrased it rather more robotically. Hopefully, neither Virgil nor Remus had noticed anything at all.

None of them said much as Virgil guided them a few steps away from the costume shop and Remus pulled a water bottle from the car to sluice down the pavement, and Logan gradually seemed to regain enough strength that he didn’t need to lean on the wall. He still looked concerningly pale, the rather ugly lighting giving him the pallor of a corpse, but at least the green tint had faded from his cheeks.

By the time Virgil spoke up, maybe fifteen minutes later, Roman was shivering and his teeth were chattering so hard he was certain they were about to shatter. Remus had vanished into the alley between Staker’s and the sofa shop on the other side. “Are you feeling good enough to get going again? It’ll probably only be another ten minutes or so, and I’ll open the windows for you.”

Taking a slow breath, this one far more natural than the deep inhalations from earlier, Logan nodded. “I will be able to manage that.” He didn’t move back toward the car until Virgil had walked past him to the mouth of the alley.

“Remus! If you’re not in the car in thirty seconds we’re leaving without you!” There was a curse and the sound of shuffling. “And you’re not bringing any garbage into my car.”

Another curse, and then a complaint that Remus ignored. Roman smiled again - even despite the gooseflesh turning his arms into a mountain range and the gradually freezing bits of puke that Remus had been unable to wash away, there was nowhere he would rather be than here with his brothers again.

Except for maybe at home with his brothers. And some dinner. Having slept in and then slept through lunch, all he had eaten today had been a sandwich he’d grabbed before heading to baggage collection, and it was doing little to fill him up.

“Are you sure you’re alright?” He had dropped his voice a little, and his hand rose again to hover uncertainly by Logan’s shoulder as the pair of them returned to the car.

“Your brothers cannot hear us. There is no need to act concerned now.” Logan’s words were nearly drowned out by the argument Virgil and Remus were having, but they still met Roman’s ears as he slipped into the car.

“What?”

“I said,” Logan climbed into his seat, closed his eyes, then pulled the door shut behind him and moved to buckle in. “You do not have to pretend to care whilst there is nobody to see.”

“I - what?”

Now Logan looked slightly put out. He snapped his seatbelt into place. “Do you really need that translated for you? How about-”

“Logan, of course I care!” Roman grabbed for his own seatbelt, but it took several tries to slide the buckle into place because he was staring at his… Well, maybe friend was the wrong word. Logan was sitting bolt upright again, silhouetted by the pale light outside. “You just threw up on my shoes!”

“I missed your shoes.” The temperature in the car seemed to drop past that of the street outside at Logan’s tone.

“That isn’t - I don’t care about my shoes, Logan!” Roman backpedalled frantically. “I’m worried about you!”

The corners of Logan’s mouth twitched ever so slightly. “You really are a good actor.”

And that was when Remus threw himself into the passenger seat, cutting off any chance Roman had of coming up with a response. It looked as though Remus had won his fight with Virgil, because he was clutching what looked like a bronze cast of the Statue of Liberty, its head replaced with that of a taxidermied goat. The whole thing seemed to be covered in some sort of slime; Remus was very careful not to allow it or his hands to touch any part of Virgil’s car.

“Seatbelt.” Virgil slid into his seat and turned the key in the ignition, then lowered all of the windows.

“You said not to touch your baby,” Remus singsonged.

“Go fuck yourself.” Leaning over, Virgil did Remus’ seatbelt for him. Then he put the car into gear and pulled out.

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Virgil point blank refused to allow Logan to carry his bags inside when they got home. Despite the student’s arguments that he was perfectly capable of carrying his own luggage from a car to a house, all three of them could see that he had lost all the colour he had regained in their brief stop, and the argument didn’t take long.

“I’ll take these upstairs for you. Roman’s gonna introduce you to mom, and you can decide what you wanna do after that.” Virgil pulled Logan’s suitcase from the trunk and started walking, leaving Roman to brave the uncomfortable silence between him and the guy he was supposedly dating and who apparently liked him less than he had thought.

Remus had disappeared the moment the car stopped, presumably to wash both his hands and his prize of the gunk accumulated from nobody-knew-how-long in the trash.

Logan’s knuckles were white around the strap of his satchel as the pair of them walked up the porch steps, breath misting in the evening air. Roman wanted to say something to reassure him; knowing how Logan would take it, he stayed quiet until the front door had closed behind them. Warmth wrapped around him like a hug, accompanied by the smell of frying herbs and melting cheese.

“Mom?”

“Roman!” There was the sound of footsteps from the kitchen, and then Roman’s mother rounded the corner, beaming.

Marta Prince was shorter than all of her sons, but that didn’t stop her from hugging Roman so enthusiastically that his feet left the floor. “You’ve been growing, pequeño, I told you to stop that! You’re going to leave me in the dust at this rate!” When she finally put him down, Roman rubbed at his ribs - years of working in the shop had left her muscular and her hugs only seemed to grow more crushing the longer he went without them.

“It’s only been a few months! Besides, Vee’s only an inch taller than you - we’re not all going to tower over you. Unless you’ve started shrinking already?” He held a hand over her curls, pretending to measure her against the wall, and was startled to see threads of white mixed with the once-scarlet strands. When had that happened? “Nope, you’re just as tall as ever. Dinner smells awesome, mom, I’m famished!”

“Well, you’re not getting any until you introduce me to your new boyfriend!” She batted his hand away, turning toward the door - no, turning toward Logan. Roman winced. In the space of a few seconds, he had managed to forget that he had brought him home with him. “Hello, dear. I’m Marta, I’m so glad to meet you! Roman’s told us almost nothing about you - you’re a tall one, aren’t you? I love your hair, how long have you been growing it?”

Logan just about had enough time to blink before he was being swept into a tight hug, then released and pulled down so he was stooping, Marta’s hands on his shoulders as she studied his face.

“You’re looking peaky. Rough journey? Roman used to get so sick on long car rides! When he was four he hurled all over Virgil - he had really long hair then, it took three hours to wash it all out! I’m still not sure if he ever forgave you for that, did he, love?”

“Mom, c’mon…”

“Now that you mention it, I didn’t, did I?” Roman glanced up: Virgil was leaning over the side of the banister, clearly having dropped Logan’s suitcase already. “Mom, come on, give the guy some space. Did you see where Remus went?”

Releasing Logan, Marta gestured toward the downstairs bathroom at the end of the hall. "He's washing up. Virgil, will you lay the table? Roman, take your things upstairs - I'll not have you cluttering up my hallway. Logan, dear, can I get you a drink? I hope you like meatballs - it's a family recipe we've been doing for years. This way…"

"Um. Actually." Were those the first words he'd spoken since Virgil had won the right to carry his stuff in from the car? Roman frowned and peered at Logan again, suddenly seeing the way his shoulders, while not slumped by normal standards, were far from their usual stiff squareness. Exhaustion was written over every part of Logan's usually perfect posture; a few strands of hair had even left his ponytail, probably from where Roman had tried to hold it out of the way. Something cold and squirmy and very much like guilt formed in Roman's stomach. How had he failed to notice how tired Logan was?

"Unless you're vegetarian! Roman, you should have told me - don't worry, I can-"

"I’m not. Vegetarian, that is. I’m just…” Logan inhaled slowly. A wobbly smile that looked as though it was about to collapse worked its way onto his face. “I’m really, really tired. Flying takes a lot out of me. Thank you so much for making dinner, Mrs. Prince, but I would really appreciate the opportunity to wash up and get some rest.”

He really did look as though he were about to cry. Roman could see it; his mother could obviously see it. She clucked sympathetically. “Of course. We just want you to be comfortable here, alright? If you get hungry in the night, help yourself to anything in the fridge. And Logan, please - it’s Marta.” Logan nodded, and she turned to Roman as Virgil squeezed past the three of them - there really wasn’t enough room in the hallway for a gathering. “Ro, your room’s all ready. Show him the bathroom and stuff, we’ll have everything plated by the time you get down. Chop chop!”

“I - yeah.” Roman kissed her cheek and she pushed his shoulder gently in the direction of the staircase before vanishing back into the kitchen, leaving Roman with a sinking feeling in his gut. “Logan, uh… This way.” He gestured, then grabbed his suitcase. Fighting to get it up the narrow staircase was hugely preferable to dwelling on the information that had just occurred to him. “I’ll give you the abbreviated tour.”

A nod.

There were four doors on the upstairs landing, and a ladder leaning against one wall. Roman pointed at that first. “Remus used to sleep in the attic. It’s all storage space now, don’t worry - he’ll be going home after dinner. Lives with his partner in an apartment closer to the city centre.” There was a broken rung at the bottom of the ladder, the once-white splintery edges now the same dull brown as the rest of the thing. Roman took a breath, then pointed at a door covered in black and purple checks. It didn’t fit with the rest of the ocean-blue theme of the upstairs hallway, but they hadn’t repainted it after Virgil moved out. “Vee’s room. Well, it’s technically the guest room now, but given that Virgil’s here for a few days, he’s got it back. You wouldn’t like the decor in there anyway!”

A frown creased Logan’s forehead. “Roman…”

“That’s mom’s room!” Roman pointed quickly at the door at the far end of the hallway, facing the front of the house, then at the door halfway along the wall. “And that’s the bathroom! Shower, bathtub, sink, toilet, medicine cabinet, the works! Try not to use all the hot water, especially in the mornings - if Virgil hasn’t changed his habits, which I doubt, he likes routine, that’s when he showers, and he’s super grumpy if he has to have cold showers, you really don’t want to see that!”

“Roman, if Virgil is using the guest room-”

“And this,” Roman spoke over the growing suspicion in Logan’s voice, something between panic and hilarity rising up his throat. “This is my room!” He crossed to the door nearest them, one decorated with crowns, shields, and theatre masks in hand-stencilled gold paint, and threw it open. “Great view of the driveway, loads of space, amazing decor if I do say so myself, and-”

“Only one bed.”

Roman had a feeling that Logan was keeping his voice deliberately emotionless - or maybe he was still feeling too bad to be properly angry.

"Um, yeah, but - it's a double! And it's got so many pillows, it's so comfortable!" Logan's expression didn't change, and Roman shifted uncomfortably. "Look, Logan, I… I'm really sorry. It didn't even occur to me until, like, right now, two minutes ago, I would have told you if you'd have remembered. I totally get it if you're mad, you can leave if you like, I can drive you back to the airport or whatever, or - or if you want to stay, I'll sleep on the floor - or I'm sure Virgil wouldn't mind swapping, you could have the guest room, we used to share all the time when we were younger, they shouldn't have just assumed we'd be - y'know - I should have thought of it. I'm sorry."

Logan’s suitcase had been put neatly at the foot of the bed, the navy blue standing out against the red carpet and crimson sheets like the ugly duckling in the children’s story. Its owner was silent as he studied the room for another few moments; then he made a resigned noise in the back of his throat, crossed the room, and picked up the cylindrical cushion that was slightly too long for the armchair Roman had forced it into.

“What are you doing?”

Logan put it on the bed, creating a soft wall right down the middle that started just below the pillows and ended around where Roman’s knees would go, then sat on one side. “I see no reason to disturb your brother, and sleeping on the floor for an extended period of time will have a detrimental effect on your spine and posture.” He pointed at the side of the bed he was sat on. “I will sleep here.” He pointed at the other side. “You will sleep there.” He pointed at the cushion. “Cross this line, and I go back to California.”

“You know, I really don’t mind sleeping on the floor, there’s no need for-”

“I’m just trying to make this as painless as possible, both in the literal terms of our own comfort, and in the metaphorical terms of telling a simple lie to your family. It does not make logical sense for you to sleep on the floor.” He even sounded exhausted, as though he were about to fall asleep halfway through his explanation.

“It makes sense because I don’t think you’re really comfortable with it!” Logan glanced up at the shrill note in Roman’s voice, and he glanced quickly over his shoulder to make sure nobody had heard before dropping to a quieter tone. “You’re doing a huge thing for me, and I want you to at least feel comfortable while you’re here - I’m sleeping on the floor.”

“Fine.” Logan rubbed his hands slowly over his face. Several more strands of hair worked their way loose. Standing, he crossed to his suitcase and removed the travel padlock on the zip. “I’m too tired to argue. I’m going to take a shower - I’ll probably be asleep by the time you come up.”

“I’ll be quiet,” Roman promised, and Logan nodded in response. “Towels are on the rack in the bathroom. They should be fresh, but you can grab one out of the cupboard next to it if you prefer.”

“Thank you.” The words were stiff and flat.

Roman hovered in the doorway a moment longer, then went back downstairs, wondering how Logan had managed to make him feel like the bad guy for offering to sleep somewhere else.

When he returned to his room hours later, having eaten pasta and cheese-stuffed meatballs until he was stuffed (trying very hard not to laugh at Remus’ spaghetti-and-tomato-sauce-aided impression of a mindflayer), and then still found room for the vinetta his mom had dug out of the freezer and the chocolates that Virgil had handed out after Remus had gone home and the three of them were watching a couple of episodes of the crime show that had become Marta’s new passion, it was dark and quiet. Logan didn’t stir as he pulled the spare blankets from the bottom of his wardrobe and spread them on the floor, or when he pulled the two pillows from the unoccupied side of the bed and threw them down with the blankets. He changed in the bathroom; as he closed his bedroom door behind him, Logan made a quiet mumbling sound and rolled over slightly, pulling the duvet cover so that he was almost completely hidden beneath it.

It wasn’t just the discomfort of lying on the floor or the fact that he had slept most of the journey there that had Roman struggling to fall asleep that night.

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#LittleRedLies #Fake dating au

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liathgray · 4 years

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Ranking fmab characters worst to best

(Please don’t take this seriously)

1. Khymbleigh

- Lives in the sewers

- Committed mass murder

- Has a silly idiot hat

- Called me a dyke :(

2. Shou Tucker

- fuck this guy.

- Electric chair

- Also hes balding what a loser

3. Dwarf in the Bong

- mike wazoski lookin ass

- Literally the greasiest motherfucker on the planet

- Was one of the only characters introduced by NOT beating up Ed or Al..??

- Smells like rotten cabbage

4. Moy Rustang

- Incel

- Has stupid hair

- War criminal

- Teen dad

- Canon fat tits

- Useless🥰

5. Envy

- a bitch

6. Whorehenheim

- deadbeat

- Has never taken a shower in his life

- Only wears glasses because he thinks its quirky and cute

- Took the fattest bong rip of all time

- Also killed thousands

7. Tim Marcoh

- doctor and deserted the military

- honestly pretty chill

- But his name is Tim so... *cocks gun*

8. Bradley

- :/

- Killed a lesbian and thus is homophobic

- He wears an eyepatch despite having both eyes.

9. Elicia and Gracia Hughes

- tax evaders

10. Jean Havoc

- cool dude

- Cohntry boyy i luv youuu

- Did not look respectfully

- Smokes. Must be executed

11. Gluttony, pride and Sloth

- assholes but also what the fuck

- This boy like 10

- Wheres his babysitter

- fast????????

12. Armstrong

- his arms are strong

- Lil bitch

- Got his ass beat my his hot lesbian sister

13. Lust

- is sexy

- Murderer :(

- Big tibbies so she gets extra points

- She was just checking if roy and havoc were cake

14. Scar’s brother

- Truth took his cock.

15. Truth

- took Scar’s brother’s cock

16. Barry the chopper & the slicer

- criminals

- Almost killed Ed and Al

- Kinda sexy tho 😳

17. Greed (OG)

- greasy garbage man

- Got cucked after two eps

- Has dumb hair

- Was funny

18. Yoki

- He yo the ki or whatever

- I dont remember him

19. Fu and Lan Fan

- Legs for days!!!

- Breaking and entering

- Lan fan smugly cutting off her arm and saying “I beat you” awakened something in me

- Fu got shanked :(

20. Rose Thomas

- Maybe im gay. What of it?

- Almost shot Ed lmaooo

- Probably owns a ukulele

- Local

21. Greed 2.0

- stupid

- Beats the fuck out of Bradley

- Might’ve eaten dirt

- Went camping for five months instead of being helpful

- Aphobe :/

22. Ling

- freeloader

- Diabetic??????

- Smells like broke

- Gay little bitch boy

23. Sheska

- haha nerd

- I’m in love with you

- Was only in two episodes :(

24. Captain Buccaneer

- Off his shits always

- Took ten years to die lmfaooo

- MLM but a gatekeeper

25. Major Miles

- His facial hair is atrocious

- Otherwise? King

- Sunglasses indoors... ur on thin ice

- Turn around bright eyes...

26. Father Cornello

- So theres this middle aged man...

- Won the sexiest character poll on twitter

- Re🤢🤢 l🤢🤢. r-r-religous🤢🤢🤢c-cor🤮🤮 religious corruption

- Got gunched lol

26. Kain Fuery

- Has watched pulp fiction

- Haha glasses

- Probably volunteers at a animal shelter

27. Vato falman

- Skinny legend

- Genuinely cool and has development at briggs

- Go white boy go

28. Heymans Breda

- Has a moped

- Could crush my spine but wouldnt ❤️

- Crew cut 🤢🤢

29. Xiao Mei

- small and filled with rage

- Has good taste

- Gunch??????

- Literally so small please be careful

30. Gay chimeras

- TWO MEN

- WE’RE BURLY

- WE’LL DO WHAT YOU WANT

- cottagecore

31. Pinako Rockbell

- has been high off her ass for the past three years

- Sultry doctor who lives in a faraway town 😳😳😳 hello ma’am 😳

- Hair is definitely a weapon. Shits pointy

- Home wrecker

32. Sig

- wide

- Very wide

- Kiss kiss

- Only eats potatoes

33. Riza Hawkeye

- big arms big arms big arms biG ARMS BIG ARMS

- Would kill roy on sight

- she should kiss me

- rn

34. Maes Hughes

- had a band in highschool named frog soda or some shit like that

- Pretty cool! Nice to ed and al and winry

- Good dad

- Dead lol

35. Olivier Armstrong

- goth gf

- Sword.... sword hot.....

- Killed a dude for being annoying and I respect that

- Snorts snow and says its coke to freak people out

- Gay ass....

36. Ed Elric

- ok gay boy

- Makes everyones life hell. Good for him

- NERD????? A FUCKING NERD???

- I’d steal his lunch money

- No tiddies?

- :/

- Short king

37. Maria Ross and Denny Brosh

- wlw mlm solidarity

- maria ... hold my h-hand...

- literally had nothing to do with this but got McFcuked anyways

38. Scar

- acab

- Was right

- Dilf

39. Al Elric

- likes cats so he’s automatically superior

- Malnourished 😔✌️

- Cha cha slide in full armour

- Mean but only to Ed ❤️

- I love when he *king noises*

40. Izumi Curtis

- kiss me sexy woman

- Stole from briggs because fuck the military

- .. m...milf..

41. Paninya

- fucking superb you funky little lesbian

42. Winry Rockbell

- NERD!!! NERD !!

- Curb stomps her enemies

- Acab but also stole Riza’s look so 😳

- Is she.. u kno💅

43. Mei Chang

- her life is a YA drama

- gained a dad by being perfect

- bullies Ed

- is better than everyone

And finally..... the best character in fmab...

Resurrected Trisha

- 😳😳😳

- Yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleanin

- 😩😩😩

#posting this because im never gonna get to make my powerpoint😔#also for my dudes on discord #this is VERY cursed but please dont take it seriously #its a joak babes ...... haha funni...#fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist

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obeetlebeetle · 5 years

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Uh you know I'm asking you to do all those asks bro

aight bro u kno there’s gonna b equal exchange tho1. if you were to have Hanahaki disease, what flowers would you cough up?

hm. full disclosure i’ve never read any hanahaki fics. is this supposed to reveal something abt me or the person i love? i guess if it means a flower that symbolizes the type of love, red or pink tea roses

2. if someone were to catch Hanahaki disease for you, what flowers would they cough up?

maybe daffodils?

3. if you were any historic trope, what would you be? (i.e., the knight, the town baker, the witch of the forest, etd.)

either the knight pursuing courtly love or the lazy good-for-nothing scribe jkdshds

4. tell us about your ideal battle outfit.

ok well ideally i could use magic so like. a short, hooded cloak over a comfortable tunic and practical trouser. with sturdy boots. you know, just google erk from fire emblem.

5. what would you be a god/goddess of and what would people sacrifice to you?

i would be the god of just counsel, and people would sacrifice things they made to represent the person they wished to reconcile with to me.

6. name five iconic quotes that make you feel things.

idk how iconic these are but here goes --

"You do this, you do. You take the things you love and tear them apart or you pin them down with your body and pretend they’re yours."

— Richard Siken

“Because, you see, it is only when one is at the end (of tenderness or of any other force) that one recognizes its inexhaustibleness. The more we give, the more we have left; as soon as we give prodigiously — it flows forth! Let us bleed ourselves—and here we are, a source of life!"

— Marina Tsvetaeva

“ANTIGONE: And also because - Oh, my darling, my darling, forgive me; I’m going to cause you quite a lot of pain.”

— Jean Anouilh

But Sophie and Howl were holding one another’s hands and smiling and smiling, quite unable to stop.”

— Diana Wynne Jones

"He has a longing in him: for death by drowning.And he has a longing in him: not to go down."

— Bertolt Brecht

7. scythe, battle axe, broad sword, spear or trident?

axe babey!!

8. what combination of natural scents would you use as perfume?

hm. the smell of a forest: moss and pine, the ground wet from rain, the smoke from a campfire, the wild roses crawling in vines up the tree-trunks.

9. ancient scrolls or leather-bound books?

books babey!!

10. describe yourself as if you were a storm.

florida summer storms tower on the horizon, tall and purple and moving in fast. the thunder is so loud you can feel in your chest. the rain falls so thick you can’t see down the street, but the lightning is clear in its twisting lines. and it’s over before you know if, just an afternoon of heavy weather leaving sunshine behind.

11. what type of flower (other than a rose) would you offer someone you were trying to court?

this question is oppressing me specifically. probably sunflowers tho

12. honey in milk or cinnamon in tea?

honey in milk babey!!

13. cabin in the woods, apartment in the city or mansion in the suburbs?

cabin in the woods ofc

14. curtains of beads or lace?

lace probably?

15. vocal or instrumental music?

vocal, im a sucker for good lyrics

16. describe your ideal fantasy outfit

...see question #4 jksdfh

17. of all the fantasy races to ever exist, which one would you be?

dwarf!

18. hard candy, fruit preserves or spice cake?

spice cake dude the others Sucks

19. show us an a picture of your ideal crown.

20. tying your hair up using ribbon, yay or nay?

love the idea, never quite got the hang of it.

21. an evening in the forest with elves, a night in the caves with vampires or a morning in the garden with fae?

bring on the vamps!

22. tell us, in detail, about a curse a witch would put on you.

hm. hmm. she use daffodils and narcissus flowers, falling stars and ashes, and she would harden my heart. i would be cursed to forever seek out love, but the moment it was returned, i would be repulsed.

23. talking with sylphs or singing with nymphs?

im tone deaf, let’s have a chat

24. mint, rosemary, basil or sage?

mint babey!!

25. favorite childhood story? (doesn’t have to be a fairy tale)

o *highkey* stellaluna

26. tell us about an experience you’ve had that seemed unreal or supernatural. (doesn’t have to be scary)

my college campus has a cryptid, ive seen it twice and i swear by it. the first time was april of my second year. i was down by the bay with friends, and i saw it running across the grass between us and college hall. it was about the size of a cat, with an elongated face and no tail, tall on its legs, and it ran weird. that’s what caught my attention. have you ever seen a person try to walk or run on all fours? it ran just like that, shuddering unnatural movements, but it was so fast. the second time i saw it was april of the following year, walking back up the promenade from the bay to the dorms. it darted across the promenade about ten feet in front of me, and it turned its head to look at me but i didnt see eyes or a face.

27. would you rather have poison or healing ointment in your traveling pack?

healing ointment babey!!

28. tell us three sayings that you live by.

done!

29. vials or mason jars?

mason jars are just more useful.

30. describe your ideal masquerade ball outfit (mask included).

a three-piece victorian suit, with coat-tails ofc, all in shades of silver and white. i start the night in a full moon mask that rises above my eyes; throughout the night i subtly mark the passing of hours by changing into a half-moon mask, a crescent that curves across my face, and finally a band of darkness speckled with stars to show a moonless night.

31. splashing around in a river with mermaids or flying through the sky with harpies?

o send me to the waves

32. what would you end up in the dungeon for?

being rude to someone w a lot of power and little patience

33. if you were a fairy, what color would your wings be?

blue or green!

34. if you could have any magical item, what would it be?

a crystal ball that imbued me with powers of true divination

35. what song would the bards sing about you when you passed by?

asdkhkjsdf idiot by sure sure, bardic cover i guess

36. would you rather be a pirate or a king/queen?

a king but like. really a prince who doesn’t have to do anything.

37. would you spend more time in the field of flowers, the tavern, the docks or the marketplace?

um. the tavern. i know me.

38. would you have a painting of yourself?

absolutely not.

39. what skill are you famous for?

diplomacy?

40. if you could live any fairy tale, which one would you?

beauty and the beast but im the beast and beauty just shows up w some scooby snax n it’s very chill

41. stained glass windows or fairy lights?

both are *so* good tho :(

#shadiekid

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death-noot · 6 years

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1-116 👈👈😎

lez do this

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? kinda just confused about whether or not im making the right choice moving back home idk

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? sure do

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? of course not

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? most of the time yeah

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? trying to sleep

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? deffo my pal madi, we’ve done this multiple times

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? i honestly dont know

8: Are you close with your dad? sure am

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? the human i kiss is 7 hours away from me so sadly i did not.

10: What are you listening to? tell me that i’m wrong by future jr.

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? fk me probably like juice or somethin

12. Do you like hickeys? yess

13: What time do you go to bed? usually about 10ish

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? nah

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? god no

16: Do you always answer your texts? ya

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? nope i love her quite a bit

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? earlier today

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? multiple people

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?i hope we’re okay

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? nope

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? definitely

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? im much happier now

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? nah

25: In the past week, have you cried? nope

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? kinda a navy blue

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? yep

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? dont think so

29: Do you have a best friend? ye

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? depends on the context of the kisss

31: Who was your last call from? my sister

32: Are you mad at anyone? nope

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? lol yes

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 25

35: How many more days until your birthday? fk like just under a year

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? kinda

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? not really

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? nope

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? nope

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? yuP

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? obviously yes like if someones in their teens but i feel like past that its not so bad

42: Are you available? depends on what that means

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 2

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? nose probs

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? ye

46: Do you regret anything? REALLY regret leaving school

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? my girlfriend bc im gay

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? ye

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? no

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? she’s already mine but i never wanna stop trying to impress her

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? nope

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? yes jesus christ

53: What was the last thing you ate? a schnitty

54: Did you get any compliments today? dont think so

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? goin to see the girly

56: Do you own anything from other countries? yep

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? girls

58: Where have you lived most of your life? always lived in the same small town

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? today

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? nope

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? nope

62: Who do you text the most? Rach

63: What was the last movie you saw? the happytime murders i think

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? hopefully a lot of things

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? none lmfao

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? only by a few months

67: Do you curse around your parents? ye

68: Are you happy with where you live? fuck no

69. Picture of yourself? i cbf right now i’ll post one tomorrow lmao

70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? monogamous, i get rly possessive lmao

71. Have you ever been dumped? kinda

72. What do you most like about making out? all the grabbing and lil noises 73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? mhm

74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? the other

75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? eyes

76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? rach

77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? nope

78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? nope

79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? rach, jesus im soft

80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? probably not

81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? ya

82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? not really

83. Do you miss your last sweetie? what does this mean

84. Last time you slow danced with someone? nope

85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? kinda

86. How can I win your heart? be urself, make me laugh, do nice things for me

87. What is your astrological sign? scorpio

88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? sleepin

89. Do you cook? not often

90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? nope

91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? i feel like i fall into monogamy pretty quick

93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? funny, kind, considerate,

94. Name four things that you wish you had: money, full licence, money, money

95. Are you a player? nah

96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? nope

97. Are you a tease? I’ve been told i can be lmao

98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? i think so

99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? rn

100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? platonic dates sure

101. Hugs or Kisses? b o t h

102. Are you too shy to ask someone out? usually lmao

103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? how tall they are or their hair tbh

104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? luv it

105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? tbh probably i’m a dick

106. Do you flirt a lot? not really

107. Your last kiss? rach

108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? how old is this

109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? ye

110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? r a ch

111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next? guess

112. Does someone like you currently? u kno it

113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? this is so repetitive

114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? relationships

115. Ever made out with just a friend? no

116. Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship

#yakofalltrades #answered

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twiexmachina · 6 years

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I have a ryomarx mistaken number au that I never wrote, but yesterday, the tweet that Matt “voice of Ryoma” Mercer got shitfaced and passed out on the creator of Neopets couch and.

well.

i got inspired and it got out of hand. and i feel sorry for everyone on mobile.

🍣 22:25 grumpy 🍣 22:26 grumpy im so bored 🍣 22:26 i’m bored at a bar and that never happens 😭

😾 22:31 You? The life of the party? Bored? That never happens.

🍣 22:32 I KNOW 🍣 22:32 but alas 🍣 22:33 im bored

😾 22:35 So you’re texting me.

🍣 22:35 ya 🍣 22:36 dont get pouty grumpy 🍣 22:38 i like you and you’re good to talk to so i text you regularly. more than my friends who i actually socialize with

😾 22:39 I understand. So tell me what has you bored. Because I have a feeling that this doesn’t happen much.

🍣 22:40 u kno me so well 🍣 22:41 theres 2 reasons why i’m like this 🍣 22:42 the first is that because this is a friday so my jobmates go out and we drink

😾 22:43 You think you would be good at that.

🍣 22:44 YOUD THINK 🍣 22:45 but my usual friends had other stuff so they didn’t want to go out 🍣 22:46 my entire friend group grumpy 🍣 22:46 i kno the people here but i dont know them

😾 22:47 I hate that I can understand what that means, but go on.

🍣 22:48 mmmmmmmm 🍣 22:48 im tired of talking about me what are you up to

😾 22:49 You’re deflecting.

🍣 22:49 ya

😾 22:50 I’ll allow it 😾 22:51 I’m at home, as usual. It’s late so I’m just reading. My youngest sister went to bed so we have to be quiet.

🍣 22:52 dont u ever go out 🍣 22:53 ur always home reading

😾 22:51 Not particularly. 😾 22:54 Where I work, it’s tradition to go to some local bar and drink. Network, I guess. But I can’t handle that. 😾 22:57 I spend so much energy managing everyone and making sure that things get done, I can’t allocate the energy to go out and talk to people I barely know. 😾 22:58 So it’s just easier to go home, unwind around family, crash in peace. I also have things to do in the morning.

🍣 22:59 weekends arent your days off

😾 23:00 Exactly 😾 23:00 Also That Asshole would make a scene if I went. 😾 23:03 Make it a Big Deal that the resident hermit is going out to get drinks. If I decided to go, he would not leave me alone the entire night. If I don’t go, well isn’t that just standard. He accepts that I won’t go, so he says nothing.

🍣 23:04 what a prick

😾 23:04 I know.

🍣 23:05 i honestly hate that he’s always up your ass about things like that 🍣 23:06 like...........cant he tell?????? that youre overworked and tired????? 🍣 23:07 but thats kinda where im at right now 🍣 23:08 at ‘i don’t have the energy to talk to these people’ 🍣 23:09 i have before. we dont have anything in common except work. 🍣 23:10 i wouldnt mind talking but all there is is work

😾 23:11 You could recommend sushi places. Worked for me.

🍣 23:14 u underestimate urself. youre easy to talk to. youre grumpy but we do have similar interests and personality

😾 23:15 I like spelling more than you do though.

🍣 23:16 i spent time cultivating this style and both u and my sis get hilariously annoyed by this so it wont stop

😾 23:17 Thank you though. You’re comforting to talk with. 😾 23:23 You said there was another reason?

🍣 23:24 ya this bar only has good beer and its not buzzing the same way

😾 23:26 I didn’t think you partied that hard at a bar. Do you really need something hard?

🍣 23:26 ya 🍣 23:27 see its my dads fault

😾 23:28 I don’t know your age biut I was assuming that you were old enough to not be blaming things on your father.

🍣 23:31 nah not like that. my dad and moms took my little bro over to japan to see family. i didnt go because ~job~ but i always really liked going. dad brought back sake and ive been going over to hang out and drink and just talk. 🍣 23:32 dad brought back a lot of sake 🍣 23:32 it mustve had a big effect on me 🍣 23:33 because this beer is s h i t 🍣 23:34 do you even drink

😾 23:35 Yes, a glass of wine at dinner, most nights. Just a glass.

🍣 23:36 not surprised 🍣 23:37 do u buy vintage wine 🍣 23:38 ive recommended u the best japanese food to eat in the city recommend me a fine vintage good sir

😾 23:40 Not my thing, I just go to the local liquor store. I don’t need anything that fancy or extreme. 😾 23:41 Granted, my father owned a vineyard, so I do know that stuff, I choose not to care.

🍣 23:42 plz tell me u drink boxed wine to get back at your Rich Dick Father

😾 23:44 I don’t hate myself that much. 😾 23:50 Did the bar get more entertaining Sushi?

🍣 23:51 havent forgotten about you grumpy just getting more to drink

😾 23:53 I just realized that you’ve been there for over an hour. How much are you drinking?

🍣 23:54 grumpy youve never been to a bar have you

😾 23:55 Do clubs count?

🍣 23:56 grumpy 🍣 23:56 oh my god 🍣 23:56 grumpy goes clubbing

😾 23:57 I don’t go there in my spare time. I go there because my friend wants me there to be his wingman.

🍣 23:58 grumpy youre literally killing me im giggling at a bar 🍣 00:00 grumpy i think this is the first time that youve implied that you may have a sex life

😾 00:01 Don’t worry I don’t have a sex life. 😾 00:02 I don’t know why I didn’t realize that sentence was a mistake until I sent it. 😾 00:05 Anyway since you’re still dying, I should say that I don’t know why he takes me as a wingman because it goes three ways. 😾 00:06 Either he never had a chance because of just him himself, I fail as a wingman, or I end up getting their number instead.

🍣 00:07 g r u m p y

😾 00:08 i k n o w

🍣 00:09 oh god have you ever hooked up with someone you met in a bar 🍣 00:10 have you gotten a bathroom blowjob????

😾 00:10 You’ve been drinking too much. Also no, I like to be friends with someone before I date them, and especially before I have sex.

🍣 00:11 grumpy this is not drunk at all 🍣 00:12 i dont get drunk 🍣 00:12 i got shitfaced once 🍣 00:13 never again

😾 00:14 Tell me.

🍣 00:15 ugh i hate this memory 🍣 00:16 so have you ever played neopets 🍣 00:17 okay so i know thats a no 🍣 00:17 i haven’t either 🍣 00:18 but s o m e h o w i ended up in their hotel

😾 00:20 Sushi it’s midnight, I can’t be laughing.

🍣 00:21 dont laugh at my shame

😾 00:22 How did you even get there?

🍣 00:21 grumpy do u kno what shitfaced means 🍣 00:22 at least i didnt bang the neopets dude. i was clothed unfortunately because i threw up on it 🍣 00:23 some poor maid had to clean a couch i ruined 😖

😾 00:24 This is still hilarious but I’m seriously worried about you.

🍣 00:25 we cant all be ~rational~ 🍣 00:25 can u still be my friend knowing im like this

😾 00:26 Of course.

🍣 00:35 hey can u start to use emojis or loose grammar or something so you dont make my jokes serious like this

😾 00:37 My opinion of you started incredibly low considering you dialed the wrong number and then proceeded to continue talking to me.

🍣 00:38 yes perfect deflection thank you 🍣 00:40 I’m glad my fat fingers dialed your number. youre a good friend 🍣 00:50 guess you fell asleep good night grumpy. thanks for talking with me. i didnt realize how late it was because time flies when i talk to you

#twiexfanfiction #twiexdrabbles #wrong number au #long post #why should i write my novel when i can write text conversations

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critical--veins · 6 years

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Answer all of those horrible questions 🙌🏼

Damn if u say so!

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

yes! I luv my parents v much they’re so supportive of me :’)

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

my parents! lol

03: Do you regret anything?

I regret agreeing to answer all these :) :)

04: Are you insecure?

BOY AM I

05: What is your relationship status?

lonely wit a big fat heart!

06: How do you want to die?

soon?

07: What did you last eat?

I’m eating a veggie burger now & it’s tasty, idk what its made of but it’s tasty

08: Played any sports?

I did competitive cheerleading in high school :-)

09: Do you bite your nails?

no !

10: When was your last physical fight?

I physically fight myself everyday, she’s a fucking bitch

11: Do you like someone?

u see.. I have an underlying crush on a boy I can’t have... that I repress,,, so for the sake of this uhhh nope def not in luv with anyone ,,

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

no, but now I’m intrigued? should I??? am I missing out?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

lucy

14: Do you miss someone?

yes I miss my best friend & my family sooooo much going to school far away is rlly hard sometimes :///

15: Have any pets?

I HAVE THREE CATS, ANGEL MEEKO AND FINN & THEY’RE WONDERFUL

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

ok real talk,, really good! I met with my adviser to schedule my fall classes & we had such a good talk, she told me I was so organized & it was a lovely conversation, she’s so sweet I luv her. also I took two fucking exams today & I don’t think I flopped on any of those, then I just spent an hour in lab lookin at fish so I’ve had a rlly good productive day & that’s rare bc usually I’m just Sad :)

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

NO SOUNDS HOT THO

18: Are you scared of spiders?

if they sneak up on me yes! otherwise they’re not the worst! kinda cute!

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

fuck noooooo I’ve grown so much these past two years or so & I still am tbh, don’t wanna relive all that shit lol

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

if by snog u mean kissed.. uhhhh chili’s parking lot ahahasdkalk

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

I’m going on a day trip to boston on saturday to go to the aquarium?? never been to boston so that’s exciting & aquariums are so fuckin cute.. then sunday I’m going to a hardcore show w my friend for a band called boundaries & I luv those guys :)

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

YEAH PROBABLY LIKE 2

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

just my lobes but I want my noseeee so bad

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

I’m a slut for science

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

I miss some friends sometimes

26: What are you craving right now?

fuck man so much affection, I’ve been single for a long ass time now,,, gotta cuddle myself :/ :/

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

yeah it wasn’t all that tho, not a good time lol

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

no!

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

idk

30: What’s irritating you right now?

college has been really fucking intense & I wanna go home, plus there’s a boy making my life one big shit plate but it’s been this way for like a year so Ii’m fiene :)

31: Does somebody love you?

I hope lol

32: What is your favourite color?

GREEN :)

33: Do you have trust issues?

I’m kind of a fool actually & I trust too easily so if anyone wants to hmu & tell me how to distance myself without missing him that’d be gr8 lol. .

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

damn this is bouta fuckin expose me! I dreamed about the boy from q33 & q30 bc he has broken my brain! it was a nice dream tho, my dreams are the only time it’s nice hahahahahasdoiflksdjfl

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I don’t often cry in front of ppl but I think the last time I did was in front of my parents bc they were helping me pay for school. they give me so much I felt really bad but so thankful at the same time & just had a fucking meltdown lol, college is expensive it’s real fucked

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

IF I HAD TO SUM UP MY PERSONALITY IT WOULD BE “gives out second chances too easily” LOL

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgetttt

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

god I fuckin hope not

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I was 16 I was rlly old, bc ulgy & introverted

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

no but again, should I ?

51: Favourite food?

mac & cheese will forever be the most superior food & u can’t change my mind

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

absolutely not lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

uhhhh I was listening to balance & composure, and la dispute & staring at the wall bc that’s all I do

54: Is cheating ever okay?

I’m gonna say no but if it DOES happen, pls don’t stay with that person, break up with them, be honest, just don’t continue on like nothing happened bc if you’re cheating you obv don’t care enough about the person to be able to have a real healthy & sustainable relationship.

55: Are you mean?

I never fucking talk

56: How many people have you fist fought?

zero (see above answer)

57: Do you believe in true love?

I believe the human brain is weird as fuck & if you wanna believe in true love you can have it, but the other person has to be on the same page u kno what I mean?? is true love real? no. but is anything real? also no.

58: Favourite weather?

I’m a summer hoe til I die! gimme sunshine & fucking HEAT

59: Do you like the snow?

I do loveeeeeeeeee the snow tho it’s so pretty, I just love being outdoors & I get cold easily so summer is my shit.

60: Do you wanna get married?

I WANNA GET MARRIED RIGHT FUCKING NOW

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

it’s the best

62: What makes you happy?

music, art, nature, my friends & family

63: Would you change your name?

I like the name lucy! I just wish whenever I tell ppl my name’s lucy they didn’t respond by telling me about a dog they knew named lucy (it happens almost every time lmalkdfj)

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

all I think about is kissing the last person I kissed, it’d be the best thing lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

idk man, I’d be like “thank u”

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

yes!

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

the fucking boy I’ve been complaining about for every question lmao

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

probably my friend emily! we always get deep it’s gr8

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

I do not at all actually

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

DIE FOR MY FRIENDS YO

thank u for tha ask sorry if my answers suck :)

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stateofirrelevancy · 7 years

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Get To Know Me Tag

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Holla @ ma girl @kerrity13 thx for the tag babe

LAST:

1. Drink: some H and a double shot of O 2. Phone call: To my mom to ask where the olive oil is only to realize olive oil has too many calories and wasn’t worth it dsfjkds so then I tossed it back in the cabinet but it didn’t land upright woops 3. Text message: “she jus wants a friend” sent to my friend Orange who is watching Moana w me right now in response to “why is this fire lady so angry” 4. Song you listen to: Like I said I’m watching Moana so the I Am Moana song but if that doesn’t count then Vanity’s Fair - A Lot Like Birds 5. Time you cried: I actually have no idea?? Sometime in June prolly

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: twice????? bich i aint go on a date once 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Is this the section to make me feel bad bc I never leave my room 8. Been cheated on: refer to #6 9. Lost someone special: Idk I feel like yes like all my grandparents passed away and my uncle on my mom’s side and my aunt on my dad’s side and also v recently my uncle on my dad’s side but like they lived in Pakistan so I rarely saw them ya feel?? 10. Been depressed: I mean I’ve def been super sad but idk if I’d say ~depressed~ 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: refer to #7

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: Orange, yellow, black, in that order.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes, one of whomstve being @oceansweather my go to drama buddy 16. Fallen out of love: fallen out of what now? u mean when I get over bands I used to like? Then yes Big Time motherfuckin Rush yall broke my tiny heart in two 17. Laughed until you cried: Def who hasn’t 18. Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so?? Like I don’t doubt people do but I ain’t jumpin 2 kno about it 20. Found out who your friends are: I guess?? I mean I’ve basically had the same friends for 5 years lol 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: On the cheeks ya

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Ok considering I have eight (8) FB friends bc I made my fb to join my college’s group I know all of them considering I only added ppl super close to me lmao 23. Do you have any pets: When my brother lived here I had his cat Glimmer who is a stripper but he moved out and now I’m constantly :( 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah I like my name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: On the exact day I had a big dinner at home w my family and the weekend after my friends came over! 26. What time do you wake up: If my mom wakes me up then 10 otherwise 11-12:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: prolly on tumblr tbfh 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Bojack Horseman season 4!! and new 5sos music ofc. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom? around 2 hrs ago when I went down to make popcorn lol 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: ??? be hot or not dumb either would b k00l 31. What are you listening to right now: I’m watching What The Health now cause Moana ended rksdjlkfsd 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No?? The only Toms I know are british YouTubers bye 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ummm myself 34. Most visited website: prolly youtube 35. Mole/s: One on my left pinky, one at the bottom of my left ring finger, one next to my left knee, one above my right eyebrow, one in the pit of my left elbow. 36. Mark/s: I have a huge birth mark on my stomach lmao fun fact it used to look like the US when I was younger 37. Childhood dream: yall I had my life planned THE FUCK out. When I was in fifth grade I decided I would b a pop star like Hannah Montana until I was ~30, and then when my world fame inevitably dissipated, I’d become a doctor like the good little brown girl I thot I was. 38. Hair color: black like my soul 39. Long or short hair: medium length lol 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Calum mf Hood ain’t got eyes for no one else 41. What do you like about yourself: what do I what now 42. Piercings: do my ears getting pierced when I was a baby count asdklfj 43. Blood type: I think B positive?? idk 44. Nicknames? Aky 45. Relationship status: me myself and i are together and in a loving poly relationship 46. Zodiac: Taurus 47. Pronouns: She/Her 48. Favorite TV Show: PARKS AND REC!!! I was jus telling my friend the other day that idt I’ll ever find a show I’ll love more than it. Words can’t describe how much I love P&R yall. 50. Right or left hand: Right but don’t b fooled my left is mf skilled 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: I wish!! 53. Sport: who? I don’t know her 55. Vacation: what does this mean like have I been on vacation before?? Then ya lol 56. Pair of trainers: CONVERSE BITCH aint no one else exist in the world but her

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: idk what this question means what is my fave food????????? then,, idfk lasagna 58. Drinking: capri sun could fuck me in the asshole any day 62. Want: ?? death 63. Get married: ya I’m mf down when will a boi wife me tf up 64. Career: idk I really wanna work in AI 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs wtf i aint kiss none but hugs are pure i will fight someone over this 66. Lips or eyes: idk eyes?? 67. Shorter or taller: I guess taller cause im smol 68. Older or younger: older give me a daddy 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms gotta b strong to choke me 2 death 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive I need some1 2 feel emotions for me thx 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: are u saying i have the choice of finally having a cringey fuckboi badboy tm that most every wattpad fic was about 5 yrs ago?? no thanks

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a Stranger: ,,,u kno the answer to that bye 75. Drank hard liquor: this is the section to make me feel bad abt myself reincarnated 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no n knock on wood I won’t 77. Turned someone down: ekjfnkdlsn one time a guy asked me to homecoming and I told him homecoming wasn’t my thing and then he saw me at homecoming ekdfjaderdfkalesdf 78. Sex on the first date: uhhh 222 early 4 me 79. Broken someone’s heart: who knows mayb i broke the homecoming guys heart the world may never know 80. Had your heart broken: anytime Calum refuses to acknowledge my existence 81. Been arrested: no but I’ll gladly b put in handcuffs :-) 82. Cried when someone died: ya when my grandma on my mom’s side died. Oh and also when Christina Grimmie died :( 83. Fallen for a friend: idt so

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84: Yourself: ha 85. Miracles: sort of? Like I don’t believe in the magic behind it or whatnot but like winning the lottery would be a miracle bc like it’ so rare ya feel me 86. Love at first sight: nope not one bit 87. Santa Claus: fun anecdote so I’m Muslim and I never understood how Santa knows which houses are for people who celebrate christmas vs those who don’t and so I somehow conjured up the theory that he knows bc he checks each house and if they decorated and have a tree up, they celebrate it. So I was telling my mom this and she’s a vvv blatant person so we was straight up like he doesn’t exist and I was like he does!! and she was like ok then put up decorations and see if he comes and I was like :-( 88. Kiss on the first date: personally too early for me

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: Idek who would be considered my #1?? Also what happened to question 89 lol 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

I tag @oceansweather @aneverendingreplay @5sowoc @lukescurlies @fuckmemgc @harrqstyles @punk-dinosaur @ovalt @tennisbowels @disasterologiess @hiighriselights and anyone else who wants to

#does anyone actually read these lol #about me

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love-yourselfeu · 7 years

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1, 3, 4, 8, 10, 13, 15, 17, 19, 20, 22, 24, 25, 28, 29, 30, 31, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 42, 48, 50, 51, 56, 58, 61, 68, 74, 75, 89, 92, 93, 96, 99 :^)

OH MY GOD FUCKDGJD YOU LMAO

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?it depends jdghjd like on who you kiss and the way you kiss them ?? i wouldn’t consider it cheating if it’s not like a fucking make out session lmao

3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?i was actually thinking about this the other day and like i really would like to read animal’s minds. like what do they think about.

4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?nO lmao i’ll be poor asf

8.What are your current goals?to survive the upcoming school year tbh

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?my classmate when i thought we were good friends but then he made fun of me when i was depressed. such a dickhead. didnt talk to him since.

13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?love each other and plz dun be stupid thank u

15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?GRILLED CHEESE !!!

17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?vinyls

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?today, my mom told me so

20. What was the last thing you cried for?dude i cant remember

22. Is life fun?yES !!!!!!!!

24.What’s your dream car?i couldnt care less

25. Are grades in school important?not at all and fuck everyone who thinks otherwise, your grades do not define you and your intelligence

28. What was your last lie?i havent lied in a long time lmao i cant remember

29. Dumbest lie you ever told? back when i used to self harm i told my doctor my cat scratched me and like the cuts wre straight and there was so many of them i just made a fool of myself tbh

30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing?NO! i cried in front of like 20 other people so many times i cant even be embarrassed anymore

31.Something you did and you are proud of?i’m proud of myself in general bc i overcome my mental problems

35.How are you feeling right now?tired and hungry nfghfdd

37. What do you need to be happy?positive people, i rely on others so much it hurts lmao

38. Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?yeah so many people i cant even list them all tbh

39. What was the last gift you received???? cannot remember at ALL

40. What was the last gift you gave?ALSO CANT REMEMBER MY MEMORY SUCKS

42. Favourite place to shop at?thrift stores

48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?lie in bed

50. Post a selfie.>.> ugh ok im gonna post it in a seperate post ok you jsdfghdhf i hate you lmao

51. Who are you most comfortable around?my family and my closest friends

56. Any bad habits you have?i take a lot of things personally

61. Something you find romantic?idk i mean,,,,,,,,,,,

68. What are you living for???? again idk i just live bc i was born lmaoo

74. Favourite candy?i love them all

75. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!there isn’t actually dsjhgfhsd lmao

89. Last time you were insulted?I WAS CALLED A HOMELESS JUNKIE YESTERDAY >:-((

92. Favourite app on your phone?i’d say tumblr but i hate it

93. What colour are the walls in your room?bitch u kno they white af

96. What is the meaning of life?the meaning of life is dying and your life should be making yourself happy while waiting to die. imo.

99.Do you feel lucky or special in a way?yeah i feel lucky but not special

IDK IF I ANSWERED THEM ALL OKAY THATS JUST TOO MANY DHSGFHD

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hyucksbf · 7 years

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92 statements !

aaaaaaa so i’m finally getting around to doing all the tag games ive been tagged in so yeeeee,, thank u @nakamottoyuta and @thenctscenarios for tagging me !!! someone else might have but i dont remember akksdhkkh

LAST

1. drink: milk

2. phone call: uhh ?? i think my private teacher ??

3. text message: to one of my music camp friends !!

4. song you listened to: 태양처럼 by day6, specifically this live bc it’s better than the actual studio recording tbfh

5. time you cried: i cried at music camp bc i was having an internal crisis w myself aha :)

HAVE YOU EVER...

6. dated someone twice: never dated anyone oops

7. kissed someone and regretted it: i was almost kissed at music camp but thank god i avoided it bc i definitely would of regretted it since i didnt even kno the dude lmao like pls u dont just get to take my first kiss like that thanks

8. been cheated on: again,, never dated whoops

9. lost someone special: yea :(

10. been depressed: yep

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: jsjdh nope and i never will bc alcohol is just so unappealing to me

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12, 13, 14: pink, orange, and purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. made new friends: yes many !!! i love u all !!

16. fallen out of love: no...?

17. laughed until you cried: *music camp flashbacks*

18. found out someone was talking about you: yes but in a good way

19. met someone who changed you: yes many !!!

20. find out who your real friends are: yea kinda ://

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: dont own a facebook u nerds

GENERAL:

22. how many of your facebook tumblr friends do you know in real life: changed it bc its more fun this way but !! shoutout to my irl friends who happen to be nerdy enough to also own a tumblr: @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @graciasysaludo

23. do you have any pets: yes sjsjhj i have my best friend davidson the cat i love him then i have another cat whos really old shes like 17 but shes a sweetheart and then we also have two doggos (three if u include my grandparents dog who lives downstairs i love him the most aaaaa) and then two guinea pigs

24. do you want to change your name: sometimes i think of other names but i think ive created a name for myself with this one so i cant really leave it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: hsjhj i dont rememeber probably a small party or smth like that ???

26. what time did you wake up: uhh i think around 10:30 ?

27. what were you thinking at midnight last night: “why the fuck am i not asleep already”

28. name something you can’t wait for: districts next year aaaaaa !!!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: an hour ago ??

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: have be people be more open minded and nice

31. what are you listening to right now: first time by day6 bc day6 is the Shit i love

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably ??

33. something that is getting on your nerves: nothing really rn,, i’m pretty content

34. most visited website: u kno what it is lmao

35. elementary: if u have not completed elementary school yet pls leave tumblr pls

36. high school: gonna be a junior next year aaaaa im Excited !!!

37. college: hopefully ?? or a conservatory would be nice hsjdjdj

38. hair color: my natural color is ugli brown ew gross,, but i’m gonna be dying it a rose gold at the end of the summer !! its basically pink tho who am i fooling

39. long or short hair: i have short hair sjssj but its so long rn i can put it up in a little ponytail if i wanted to oml

40. do you have a crush on someone: do i ?? do i not ??? i confuse myself too much

41. what do you like about yourself: i like how confident ive gotten in myself this past year,, like i can actually be myself nowadays and not feel like i have to act a certain way or live up to other people’s expectations

42. piercings: aha no last ones i had got infected so never again :::)

43. blood type: i ?? have no clue ??

44. nickname: hunter with weird accented vowels,, hoonter, dad don’t ask it happened at midnight on the band bus,,, husband also band bus antics

45. relationship status: im in love w my clarinets

46. zodiac: leoooo yeeeeeeeee

47. pronouns: he + him !!

48. favorite tv show: hskkhhd theres too many pls,, but agents of shield has been a long time fave

49. tattoos: AAAA i want so many i have a List,, i want a giant lion on my shoulder bc im a leo,, then i want a music note behind my ear (i want that to be my first tattoo) then stars and planets on my collarbones bc space man,, also wings on my back, my birthday as a barcode somewhere ?? havent decided where yet + a heart on the inside of one of my fingers

50. righty or lefty: righty !

FIRST...

51. surgery: havent had any yet but i will at some point

52. piercings: i had some in my ears but they became infected and gross and yea no piercings for me thank

53. sport: my parents tried to make me play soccer lmao

54. vacation: the first one i remembered was going to the outerbanks,, but supposedly we went to maine when i was a lil kid but i dont remember rip

55. best friend: we met in kindergarten and are still best friends today aaaaa

56. pair of sneakers: sketchers lmaoooo rip me

MORE GENERAL:

57. eating: i’m chewing gum ?? does this count ??

58. drinking: water

59. i’m about to: go write some angsty markhyuck ::)

60. listening to: colors by day6 um Emo

61. waiting for: something great to happen !!

62. want: everyone to get along ::(

63. get married: nahhh

64. career: something in music !!

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. hugs or kisses: both are cute aaaa

66. lips or eyes: both are v pretty aaaaa why

67. shorter or taller: i’ll probably be shorter than everyone anyways with my 5′ 3 ass

68. older or younger: doesnt matter to me !!

70. nice arms or nice stomach: one, both or neither wouldn’t matter to me

71. sensitive or loud: loud !!! but also sensitive ??

72. hookup or relationship: relationship shakjdsk

73. troublemaker or hesitant: a good balance between the two would be nice lmao

HAVE YOU EVER...

74. kissed a stranger: thank god i didnt wowie

75. drank hard liquor: i dont drink so,,

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: i lost my fake glasses lmao

77. turned someone down: many times yes

78. sex on the first date: uh no

79. broken someone’s heart: i really hope not ??

80. had your heart broken: nah

81. been arrested: nope nope

82. cried when someone died: i cried when my cat died ?

83. fallen for a friend: no.. ??

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

84. yourself: yes !!

85: miracles: the concept is nice but idk

86. love at first sight: i believe that u can like the idea of someone at first sight,, but you cant love them at as a person since you don’t know them yet

87. santa claus: nah

88. kiss on the first date: i mean i guess ?? idk

89. angels: nope

OTHER

90. current best friend’s name: i have too many to just name one

91. eye color: brown yeee

92. favorite movie: either pacific rim or sunshine both golden

now to tag: @softptg @omgnille1010 @featureless-spy @makkeuga @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @peurodyuseu @haechance @hyukhyuck

#hjskaj i finally got this done yeeeee #imma get another one done today too aaaa #tag game

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hoekage-chan · 6 years

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You should answer all the hella cute questions

yall about to learn so much about me

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? -uhh someone i went on a date w yesterday lmao2. Are you outgoing or shy? -im pretty outgoing, i only seem shy since i dont want to be cringey lol3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? -my friends ig lmao4. Are you easy to get along with? -yes! i love talking to people5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? -probs not, but like im not close enough to ask that of them, and im gucci w that6. What kind of people are you attracted to? -stylish, confident, funny, good taste in music, seems like they would ruin my life7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? -bih i dont know i always find myself in something so maybe8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? -yee some guy i went out w friday c:9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? -nope im an open book10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? -probably my friends lmao (shout out to the 24hr diner ty for letting us just get fries and soda everytime)11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? -BIH I KNOW OMG IM DEAD12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? -glow like dat, faygo dreamns, killamonjaro, need you, love me13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? -yes omg easiest way to get me whipped lmao14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? -yes!15. What good thing happened this summer? -i met up w all my friends again16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? -uhh some guy i went out w yesterday lol17. Do you think there is life on other planets? -yah the world is too big for it to just be us18. Do you still talk to your first crush? -nope! i dont even know what has happened to them19. Do you like bubble baths? -yes. bath life is the best life20. Do you like your neighbors? -i dont kno my neighbors21. What are you bad habits? -i respond rlly late to things22. Where would you like to travel? -japan, korea, places w good food23. Do you have trust issues? -yah lmao that shit gets thrown in my face24. Favorite part of your daily routine? -my makeup! only reason i get up25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? -everything26. What do you do when you wake up? -regret having an 9am class or regret staying up lmao27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? -uhh either tbh, i just dont rlly like the tone in general28. Who are you most comfortable around? -my friends c: i hang out w them for a reason29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? -lmfao nope 30. Do you ever want to get married? -kinda... i wouldnt mind it31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? -yeeeeeee32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? -... michael b jordan for sure and uhh maybe chris hemsworth??33. Spell your name with your chin. -no34. Do you play sports? What sports? -i used to swim but i just lift now35. Would you rather live without TV or music? -tv omg ill die w out my playlist36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? -ALL THE TIME 37. What do you say during awkward silences? -anything so they dont feel awkward38. Describe your dream girl/guy? -nice, big dick energy, good taste in music, warm in general lol39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? -f21, h&m, khols, target40. What do you want to do after high school? -well i went to college so theres that41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? -sometimes they do, but if they hurt u rlly badly then maybe its best they dont42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? -im tired, high, thinking, or confused43. Do you smile at strangers? -yeee44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? -bottom of the ocean omg45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? -the fear of failing another class46. What are you paranoid about? -my life in general47. Have you ever been high? -yes48. Have you ever been drunk? -yes49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? -not really lmao50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? -navy blue51. Ever wished you were someone else? -sometimes i do52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? -uhh everything lol53. Favourite makeup brand? -juvias place54. Favourite store? -........... i actually dont kno lmao55. Favourite blog? -... imma be real i dont even kno who i follow anymore tbh56. Favourite colour? -green57. Favourite food? -spam58. Last thing you ate? -rice59. First thing you ate this morning? -water60. Ever won a competition? For what? -if i did it was a swim competition61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? -nope im a good noodle62. Been arrested? For what? -nope63. Ever been in love? -yah64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? -i inv my friend to come over, we chill at my house, he asks if we can do something friends dont normally do, we kissed and then we did other stuff >:)65. Are you hungry right now? -not rlly lol66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? -nah lmao 67. Facebook or Twitter? -twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr? -tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? -nope70. Names of your bestfriends? -i dont put names on the internet lmao71. Craving something? What? -spam72. What colour are your towels? -like a teal/sea green color72. How many pillows do you sleep with? -273. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? -yes 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? -5 for sure at my apartment and at least 5 back home75. Favourite animal? -sea otters76. What colour is your underwear? -blue/white77. Chocolate or Vanilla? -choloclate78. Favourite ice cream flavour? -chocolate or matcha79. What colour shirt are you wearing? -.......... 80. What colour pants? -........................81. Favourite tv show? -golden girls82. Favourite movie? -uhh i guess either to all the boys i loved before or the breakfast club83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? -mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? -mean girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? -all too iconic to choose from86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? -crush87. First person you talked to today? -my snap streaks88. Last person you talked to today? -welp days not over yet so....89. Name a person you hate? -i dont rlly hate anyone rn90. Name a person you love? -my friends!! they deserve everyting91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? -dumbass bitches92. In a fight with someone? -nope miss me with that bs93. How many sweatpants do you have? -294. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? -too many95. Last movie you watched? -into the spiderverse96. Favourite actress? -kiera knightly97. Favourite actor? -michael b jordan98. Do you tan a lot? -not anymore99. Have any pets? -i have a doggo back home100. How are you feeling? -fucking cold omg101. Do you type fast? -probably lmao102. Do you regret anything from your past? -yah but i try not to dwell on it103. Can you spell well? -NOPE LMAO 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? -nah lmfao105. Ever been to a bonfire party? -nope but it seems fun106. Ever broken someone’s heart? -probably i can be p distant so i wouldnt put it past me107. Have you ever been on a horse? -yeee108. What should you be doing? -studying109. Is something irritating you right now? -the fact im a bitchass lmao110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? -a couple times111. Do you have trust issues? -yah like i answered eariler112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? -my friends (at the diner lmfao)113. What was your childhood nickname? -shark bait, mosquito bait114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? -yeee115. Do you play the Wii? -used too116. Are you listening to music right now? -heck yeah i got a 15hr playlist on rn117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? -not rlly118. Do you like Chinese food? -yeee119. Favourite book? -uhhh its basic but animal farm (or maybe to all the boys i loved before)120. Are you afraid of the dark? -not rlly121. Are you mean? -nah i cant do it, but i feel like some would see me being distant/roasty as mean tho soooo122. Is cheating ever okay? -depends on the context of everything123. Can you keep white shoes clean? -barely124. Do you believe in love at first sight? -yes125. Do you believe in true love? -yes! i believe everyone has a soulmate out there126. Are you currently bored? -kinda lmao127. What makes you happy? -cute things, blankets, music, food, my friends, cuddling128. Would you change your name? -nah, ive thought about it tho129. What your zodiac sign? -scorpiHOE130. Do you like subway? -its aight131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? -test the waters, you never kno what will happen132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? -my friends (at the diner lmao)133. Favourite lyrics right now? - gusto ko lang naman ang lambing mo (i want to kiss you)134. Can you count to one million? probs in japanese but ill loose focus (esp in english omg)135. Dumbest lie you ever told? -too many to choose from (and i dont wanna expose myself)136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? -closed137. How tall are you? -5′7″138. Curly or Straight hair? -either or139. Brunette or Blonde? -ive been both soooo140. Summer or Winter? -winter (but i like summer style)141. Night or Day? -night all the way142. Favourite month? -november (my bday month)143. Are you a vegetarian? -nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? -dark145. Tea or Coffee? -tea146. Was today a good day? -it was ok (it wasnt bad but it wasnt good)147. Mars or Snickers? -either148. What’s your favourite quote? -getchu a mans that treats you like a queen in the streets and a slave in the sheets149. Do you believe in ghosts? -yah and i dont fuck with them150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? -nope that shits a textbook and i dont want to look at it

damn that was a lot to type but uhh now yall know shit about me

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ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse · 7 years

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Hey for the ask thing, all the questions you're comfortable with answering

oh boy!!! heck yeah fun shit thanks my dude! little did u Kno…… I LOVE oversharing !!! lmao muahahahahaha i’m probably gonna answer all of them thank u for enabling it lmfao

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

yah on Rly Bad days

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

like… 3.5? i like the dark but,,, ‘m Scare,,,,,

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Orange Turnip

4. What is your favorite word?

it changes tbh,, hm but i can’t think of any rn!

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

i’d be….. a nice oak! thicc and full of secrets

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

i didn’t lmao reflection what’s that

7. What shirt are you wearing?

i’m wearing the dress i wore to work

8. What do you label yourself as?

annoying or boring lmao but also the Goblin King and that is Good

9. Bright room or dark room?

i still don’t know if this is referring to like paint shade or like the amount of light it gets or like if i sleep in a bright room or dark room so like??? *shrug emoji*

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

i was?? drawing i think

12. Who told you they loved you last?

i think it was @wrenn-frug 💕💖 lov u fren!

13. Your worst enemy?

dunno man probably myself but that sounds cliche so like??? the sun bc it always burns me

14. What is your current desktop picture?

a screenshot from song of the sea!!! lOVE that movie!!!! i’d post it but like?? i don’t think i have it saved anymore or if i do i don’t feel like looking but it’s that one scene where they’re walking thru the pretty field towards the trees and there’s foxes in the corner and she’s playing the shell it’s so pretty,,,,,

15. Do you like someone?

uh yah my cat

16. The last song you listened to?

Young God - Halseygood song lov it,,,,

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

oraNGE TURNIP

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

orange turnip my dude i Hate

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

uh nobody ????

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

my squishy thighs and my fantastic stretch marks (which have taken me YEARS to accept)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

????????????? secret???? talent?????? lemme check, ,, , , *reaches into a bag* nope bitch empt y aint got No Talent lmao

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

okay so like this is really dumb and i partially answered this in this ask abt the flushing toilets @ night thing but like to elaborate and make it even more dumb not only am i afraid to flush toilets @ night bc it’s just rly creepy and loud to me (esp if i’ve been asleep) but like,, , sort of in the same vein of fear is that when i was little my older sister told me that there was a ghost in the toilet and if i don’t flush it’ll get me and like i kno it’s not tru but like,,,,,, Sometimes,,,,,, (i must clarify i’m not scared of toilets themselves but like flushing freaks me out sometimes like @ night or if i don’t flush fast enough lmao don’t look @ me i’m a mess)

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Excuse? is this like that i can ONLY eat this sandwich or is it that this is the only sandwich i can ever eat or like i can only ever have one last sandwich bc honestly i’m Not Okay with any of those scenarios no matter how many ingredients i get for the initial creation

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Dream daddy dating simulator lmao uh?? also probably more food for archie bc he is Expensive

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Ireland probably. always wanted to see ireland

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

“Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out” like???? no???? if u don’t drink alcohol why would u want a lifetime supply??? unless i could like…. sell it??? whats the Most Expensive kind i’ll just get an unending supply of heavenly Expensive Alcohol to sell for incredibly inflated prices to the rich bc it’s From Heaven and give the money to the poor bc like,,, why not

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

bitches gotta keep they damn opinions to themselves if they can’t respect somebody’s life based on factors they can’t help (race, religion, orientation, gender etc) also no money like We Don’t Need It i’m so tired of Needing money

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Fuck bc u can use it in So Many situations

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

o shit probably the twenty dollar metallic watercolors i got bc shit son??? actually probably like my laptop or smth idk

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

my childhood thx

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

this is.. not a questionalthough it is a wonderful scenario

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

none of them bc if the celestial gates of the beyond is real then all the people i’d want to bring back are probably in a Better Place or something and why would i want to drag them to Hell?

34. What was your last dream about?

Cannot remember to save my life altho i kno it was rly weird and convoluted

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

u did not put anything Here so i will Ignore

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yAH it’s fun!

38. What is the color of your socks?

not wearing any

39. What type of music do you like?

A Lot

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets,,, evening is so nice mm m

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

chocolate ayyyy

43. Do you have any scars?

a couple but like for Dumb Reasons

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

I’ve graduated hs but i wanna be an animator when i decide which college to go to

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

my brain pls bartender can i have a Healthy One (correction to favorite word #4: fav word currently is deign)

46. Are you reliable?

i would like to think so

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

are you happy?

48. Do you hold grudges?

YAH but only if i’ve been Pushed Too Far which is Pretty Damn Far by most ppls standards

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

none I am Not a God

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

i have had So Many???? the most recent one was two times in a row random ppl i barely knew asked me for my netflix account bc they didnt have one and like…. bro what who R U,,,,, (i had literally only talked to the first guy once for ten minutes on fb)

51. Are you a good liar?

is the sky green? don’t think so

52. How long could you go without talking?

Very Long but like Only on Bad Weeks

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

None my hair is Magnificent (idk)

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

like birthday cake? never but i lov to bake cakes so like i bake myself cakes all the time

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

i am so bad @ accents i can’t even Read in my Head in accents even though i know what the accent Should Sound Like

56. What do you like on your toast?

peanut butter and banan slices

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

working on a picture of a tiger redraw

58. What would be you dream car?

a Bike bc i Do Not Like cars

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

i only sing in the shower when nobody is home (which is infrequent bc my mom is Always here) bc i am self conscious around most ppl but like Music,,,,, also when i was little i would pretend that i was standing in the rain all sad like in movies lmao

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yah

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

i follow an astrology blog and i read homestuck i mean,,

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

i??? A maybe bc there are a lot of ways to write it pretty idk but like specifically capital A ig

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dragons they’re fire-breathing friends and i love them

64. What do you think about babies?

Gross

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

U Didn’t put anything Here either so like how abt i give u a random fact abt myself that seems good my favorite bird is the lammergeier bc they’re basically irl dragons and they’re so pretty??? love them??? also i hate monkeys and apes esp chimpanzes bc they are scary and too much like humans to me i don’t like them

BOY that took way longer than i thought bc i had to feed my cat halfway thru and everything and like this is a Long Post sorry guys but ayyyyy this was fun thanks ari

#ask meme #i think i asked all but like three

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vampirefucker2 · 7 years

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all the queastions btw i love you

I WUV U!!!!!!!!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?uhhhhhhh my irl friend i think2. Are you outgoing or shy?UH!!?????!!!?!?!?!?! both3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?my wonderful boyfriend sorey!!!!!4. Are you easy to get along with?uhh my friendz said ya soo5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?i wouldnt b drunk but ????? idk???6. What kind of people are you attracted to?sorey7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?ya!8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?no one9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?uhhuhhuhuh idk10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?uh sorey probably11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“im gonna take a quick nap wake me when the dryers done”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?not in any order butlo-fi children by wild partypay no mind by madeonno culture by mother motherback to front by early hourseverybody come outside by the pomegranates

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?ya!14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?uhh sometimes??????15. What good thing happened this summer?i got a wonderful beautiful boyfriend who i love very much!!!16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?theres no one to kiss!17. Do you think there is life on other planets?ofc!!!!!!!!!!!!!18. Do you still talk to your first crush?sdfds no i only crushed on him cause other ppl in my class were getting crushes and i wanted to be a Cool Kid19. Do you like bubble baths?ya!20. Do you like your neighbors?uhh never met them but i like their dogs21. What are you bad habits?i pull on my hair and pick at my nails a lot22. Where would you like to travel?netherlands23. Do you have trust issues?ooo ya24. Favorite part of your daily routine?this sounds gay but msgsing sorey25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?uhhh m chest26. What do you do when you wake up?msg my palz n pm sorey27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?idk its fine as it is i think28. Who are you most comfortable around?sorey29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?i think bt it ws complicated30. Do you ever want to get married?well me n sorey r p much already there31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?nope!32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?hhh idk i dnt kno much abt any celebs33. Spell your name with your chin.l,ersttg34. Do you play sports? What sports?i h8 sports!!!!!35. Would you rather live without TV or music?tv36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?ya37. What do you say during awkward silences?\nothing i leave it38. Describe your dream girl/guy?sorey!39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?thrift shop also like any decor store i luv homesense40. What do you want to do after high school?uhh well im there now and im jst working on portfolio41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?nope42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?i jst dont have uch to say bt i also might b depressed u never kno im a suprise!43. Do you smile at strangers?i try to bt only if we accidentally make eye contact44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?SPACE the deep sea is scary45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?sorey46. What are you paranoid about?everything!47. Have you ever been high?no!48. Have you ever been drunk?no!49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?uhhh i dont think so???50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?grey n black i think51. Ever wished you were someone else?uhhh i dnt understand th question 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?2 many things to name one53. Favourite makeup brand?uhsduhfui idk54. Favourite store?homesense55. Favourite blog?ilovemikleo1 hes a cool guy56. Favourite colour?pink! but i also rlly like blue and purple!n red an aaa i cnt pick57. Favourite food? sweets58. Last thing you ate?all dressed chips59. First thing you ate this morning?cherry gummies60. Ever won a competition? For what?i once one a ssb competition @ a friends bday party and normally i suck at smash but the prize was two (2) cosmic brownies and i Wanted them61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?nope!62. Been arrested? For what?i hav not63. Ever been in love? eheh yes64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?didnt happen!65. Are you hungry right now?not rlly66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyahhhhhhhhhh67. Facebook or Twitter?i dnt use either bt twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?twitter tumblr is the devil69. Are you watching tv right now?nope!70. Names of your bestfriends? sorey bt also uhhhhhhhhhhhhhall my friends!!!!!71. Craving something? What?i jst want more chips72. What colour are your towels?they vary cause i have many bt rn yellow72. How many pillows do you sleep with?1.573. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?ya!74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?100000075. Favourite animal?crows n also ravens dont ask me 2 choose76. What colour is your underwear?skipping ths77. Chocolate or Vanilla?vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?strawberry!79. What colour shirt are you wearing?mahogany80. What colour pants?black81. Favourite tv show?uh!!?!?!?!?!?!?!82. Favourite movie?the secret of kells83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?never seen mean girls 284. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?never seen 21 jump street85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?dont have one86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?dont have one87. First person you talked to today?sorey!88. Last person you talked to today?m in a call bt sorey ws th last person to say smthn89. Name a person you hate?uhhhh i do h8 someone but i cnt say who they r90. Name a person you love?SOREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY BF SO MUCH!!!! and m friends91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?see #8992. In a fight with someone?not atm93. How many sweatpants do you have?like 294. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?2 many95. Last movie you watched?i dont rememberr96. Favourite actress?dont have one97. Favourite actor?dont have one98. Do you tan a lot?no i just burn99. Have any pets?i have a dog!100. How are you feeling?uh?101. Do you type fast?kinda102. Do you regret anything from your past?living103. Can you spell well?no but i thought this said \can you cast a spell well’ and i got excited104. Do you miss anyone from your past?ya .105. Ever been to a bonfire party?nope!106. Ever broken someone’s heart?mayb107. Have you ever been on a horse?ya108. What should you be doing?art109. Is something irritating you right now?not rlly110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?ya111. Do you have trust issues?ya112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?sheep!113. What was your childhood nickname?didnt have one114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?ya!115. Do you play the Wii?yup!116. Are you listening to music right now?nope!117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?ya!!!118. Do you like Chinese food?depends what it is119. Favourite book?haunting violet by alyxandra harvey120. Are you afraid of the dark?sometimes121. Are you mean?i think i am bt ppl say no so uh122. Is cheating ever okay???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?idk123. Can you keep white shoes clean?sometimes124. Do you believe in love at first sight?mayb125. Do you believe in true love?ya!126. Are you currently bored?a lil bt not rlly127. What makes you happy?sorey!!!! and my friends!!!!!! and vampires……128. Would you change your name?im tryin 2 do it129. What your zodiac sign?cencer130. Do you like subway?its ok131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?ths wouldnt happen bt if it did id ignore it132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?sorey133. Favourite lyrics right now?“im like a bull in a chinda shop knocking off an knock off” frm no culture by mother mother134. Can you count to one million?no i dnt have the patience for that135. Dumbest lie you ever told?uhh idk136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?closedd137. How tall are you?5′5″138. Curly or Straight hair?curly139. Brunette or Blonde?i hav brownish hair bt i like both140. Summer or Winter?summer141. Night or Day?night142. Favourite month?julyy143. Are you a vegetarian?nope!144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?all!145. Tea or Coffee?coffe146. Was today a good day?idk it ws jst ok147. Mars or Snickers?mars148. What’s your favourite quote?uhfdsfuishfui idk149. Do you believe in ghosts?ofc!150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “he was dressed impeccably and properly, no matter the hour”

#ilovemikleo1

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graetest · 7 years

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Answer them all pls

I was gonna say hell nope but I’m bored af anyways so here you go 😂

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?I think it was my little sister03: Do you regret anything?Yeah a couple of things I would do differently if I could go back in time..04: Are you insecure?I can be, but not as much as I used to be06: How do you want to die?That’s a fucked up question you know 🤔07: What did you last eat?I ate a sandwich before I went to work 08: Played any sports?Yeah volleyball 🏐09: Do you bite your nails?I bite/pull the skin around my nails?!?10: When was your last physical fight?I guess it was more than a year ago, I’m not much of a fighter 😂11: Do you like someone?Do you?12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?I did when I flew across the world and my flight was delayed.. 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?Nope14: Do you miss someone?Yes15: Have any pets?Yeah a dog 🐶16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?Idk kinda confused17: Ever made out in the bathroom?Yes18: Are you scared of spiders?Not really 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?Yes20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?Idk it’s been ages 21: What are your plans for this weekend?I’m going on a trip with my friends22: Do you want to have kids? How many?No 23: Do you have piercings? How many?Nope not anymore 25: Do you miss anyone from your past?Yes, well actually she’s not from the past, at least I hope so 26: What are you craving right now?ATTENTION AND CUDDLES or anything like that u kno 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?I guess, never meant to though 28: Have you ever been cheated on?Yes29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?Unfortunately yes30: What’s irritating you right now?Being confused 😅31: Does somebody love you?WELL I HOPE SO JEEZ 32: What is your favourite color?Dark blue 33: Do you have trust issues?Who knows mate 34: Who/what was your last dream about?Well it was not the last but I had a dream last week that Hannah Baker came to my birthday party so that was pretty cool😛35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?I can’t remember36: Do you give out second chances too easily?I think some people deserve second chances37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?Forgive. Do people really ever forget or is that just a lie??? 38: Is this year the best year of your life?No39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?1240: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?God no51: Favourite food?Pizza52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?Sometimes 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?Check my phone 54: Is cheating ever okay?NO55: Are you mean?Some people might think I am, I don’t mean to be 56: How many people have you fist fought?1? 🥊57: Do you believe in true love?Idk58: Favourite weather?SUN☀️59: Do you like the snow?No60: Do you wanna get married?Maybe61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?Yes62: What makes you happy?Some people do63: Would you change your name?Nah it’s alright 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?Yes65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?Tell em I’m gay 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?Yeah he’s the best 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?Probably my dad I just said Hey to him68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?My little sister when we were both drunk a couple of weeks ago 🍻69: Do you believe in soulmates?I don’t really know70: Is there anyone you would die for?Yes

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transssexualheart · 7 years

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Hey b I know you like asks so answer all 200 because I'm just that nice :^)

FUCK THATS SO MANY

200: my crush’s name is:as if you all don’t know at this point. it’s sarah

199: i was born in:2002

198: i am really:gay

197: my cellphone company is: i’m so fuckin stupid i’m not sure what the question is asking

196: my eye color is: brown

195: my shoe size is:eight and a half/nine

194: my ring size is:i don’t wear rings

193: my height is:5′5

192: i am allergic to:nothing

191: my first car was:never had a car

190: my first job was:never had a job

189: last book you read:hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

188: my bed is:small

187: my pet:is a beautiful orange cat named danny and i love her

186: my best friend:is lovely

185: my favorite shampoo is:i don’t care

184: xbox or ps3:i’ve never played a ps3 so i guess xbox

183: piggy banks are:ok??? why are we trying to start piggy bank discourse

182: in my pockets:are trash

181: on my calendar:i don’t use a calendar

180: marriage is:alright?? i’d get married if my partner wanted to

179: spongebob can:?? exist??

178: my mom:is not very nice

177: the last three songs i bought were?uhhh i havent bought music in a while idk

176: last yt video i watched:for him.

175: how many cousins do you have?fuck dude. so many. i don’t know.

174: do you have any siblings?two, a brother and a sister

173: are your parents divorced?well my parents tried to get divorced but my dad died before it actually got worked out and my mom and my stepdad aren’t married and have never been so

172: are you taller than your mom?i believe so

171: do you play an instrument?yeah, piano

170: what did you do yesterday?not much, just sat around and then walked in circles around my house for hours and then hung out with my siblings in the yard

[do you believe in]

169: love at first site:no, what if that pretty girl u saw on the street is an asshole?? what if she’s racist and homophobic dude u don’t know her

168: luck:sure

167: fate:yeah i guess

166: yourself:haha no

165: aliens:ya

164: heaven:idk

163: hell:idk

162: god:idk!!

161: horoscopes:idk they’re fun to look at

160: soul mates: i’d like to believe in soul mates

159: ghosts:idk

158: gay marriage:gay marriage isn’t a fuckinhg cryptid, yes i believe in it i’m gay and i’m gonna probably get married

157: war:god fuck i don’t know

156: orbs:??????????

155: magic:could be real, might not be, who knows

[this or that]

154: hugs or kisses:kisses

153: drunk or high:never been either so

152: phone or online:phone, can text my friends whom i lov

151: red heads or black haired:black haired i guess

150: blondes or brunettes:someone’s gonna get sad when i answer this but brunettes

149: hot or cold:i don’t know actually

148: summer or winter:summer, it’s better than having seasonal depression added onto my normal depression

147: autumn or spring: spring

146: chocolate or vanilla:vanilla

145: night or day:night

144: oranges or apples:apples

143: curly or straight hair:curly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

142: mcdonalds or burger king:don’t really eat at either but if i had to choose, mcdonalds

141: white chocolate or milk chocolate?white chocolate

140: mac or pc:pc

139: flip flops or high heels:high heels

138: ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:wtf

137: coke or pepsi:don’t really drink soda

136: hillary or obama:man i don’t know too much about politics all i know is that i’d choose hillary over trump any day

135: buried or cremated:man i’m not sure,, i guess i’d prefer to be cremated Please Rid The World Of My Horrible Body

134: singing or dancing:singing

133: coach or chanel:i have like fifty cents do you think i can afford that shit

132: kat mcphee or taylor hicks:who

131: small town or big city:i love the city, maybe that’s because i live in a small town but i love the city

130: wal mart or target:target

129: ben stiller or adam sandler: idk

128: manicure or pedicure:well i don’t want anyone touching my feet i don’t even like taking my socks off around friends unless i very much trust them

127: east coast or west coast:well i live on the east coast so

126: your birthday or christmas:my bday bc we go on vacation for it bc it’s over the summer

125: chocolate or flowers:flowers

124: disney or six flags:never been to disney so six flags

123: yankees or red sox:sport???

[here’s what i think about]

122: war:didn’t another question p much ask the same thing

121: george bush:idk??

120: gay marriage:p much already been asked bud

119: the presidential election:not my president can’t believe u fuckers let trump win

118: abortion:if someone wants an abortion, they should be able to get it. no one else should have a monopoly over that, not even the father, because their body does not belong to him.

117: myspace:never used it

116: reality tv:eh

115: parents:some are good, mine i am not fans of

114: back stabbers:i don’t think i’ve ever really been backstabbed

113: ebay:it’s ok?

112: facebook:don’t really use it

111: work:don’t have a job

110: my neighbors:i don’t talk to them much but everytime we go near their dogs on the otherside of the fence they call the dogs back or pull them away one of the kids went “haha you can’t touch our dogs” and?? idk why??

109: gas prices:i don’t drive

108: designer clothes:can’t afford them

107: college:haven’t been

106: sports:Throw Ball

105: my family:my sister is lovely, my brother is really mean, and my parents are also p mean like i don’t realize sometimes until i tell something they said and they’re like “??? that’s really not ok??”

104: the future:hasn’t happened yet how would i know

[last time i]

103: hugged someone:earlier today i hugged my aunt because she’s over for easter

102: last time you ate:just ate a tootsie roll a lil bit ago

101: saw someone i haven’t seen in a while:i guess the only person i haven’t seen very recently is spence and the last time i saw him was a few weeks ago

100: cried in front of someone:long time ago

99: went to a movie theater: went to see beauty and the beast a while back but i don’t remember exactly when that was

98: took a vacation: last summer

97: swam in a pool:last summer at my aunt’s probably

96: changed a diaper:many years

95: got my nails done:i painted a clear coat on them a lil while back does that count

94: went to a wedding:year or so ago?

93: broke a bone:never broken any bones

92: got a piercing:when i was like five

91: broke the law:idk

90: texted:a few mins ago

[misc]

89: who makes you laugh the most:hahah. u

88: something i will really miss when i leave home is:oh man. all my friends, hubbard hall, the school playground, as much as i wanna leave this town i’ll probably cry leaving it behind

87: the last movie i saw:moana!

86: the thing that i’m looking forward to the most:death

85: the thing i’m not looking forward to:school starting again

83: the most difficult thing to do is:tell someone you’re in love with them

82: i have gotten a speeding ticket:never??

81: my zodiac sign is:leo

80: the first person i talked to today was:probably my mom

79: first time you had a crush:seventh grade

78: the one person u can’t hide anything from:apparently you because u always figure me out

77: last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday, spence was talking about how his bf had big hands and i said “u know what they say” and i was about to say “big gloves” but he beat me to it

76: right now i am talking to:i’m not talking i’m typing

75: what are you going to do when you grow up:idk

74: i have/will get a job:i don’t?? know??

73: tomorrow:is easter

72: today:is not easter

71: next summer:??

70: next weekend:idk man??

69: i have these pets:one cat, two fish

68: the worst sound in the world:chEWING

67: the person that makes me cry the most is:haha

66: people that make you happy:my friends

65: last time i cried:about a month ago

64: my friends are:the best!!!

63: my computer is:alright

62: my school:is the fucking worse

61: my car:is non existent

60: i lose all respect for people who:support trump

59: the movie i cried at was:i cried over the shitty mario movie when i was seven

58: your hair color is: dark brown

57: tv shows you watch:i don’t really watch tv

56: fav website:i dont kno

55: your dream vacation:to go to the beach with friends

54: the worst pain i was ever in was:emotional

53: how do you like your steak cooked:well not burnt

52: my room is:alright

51: my fav celebrity is:does dan avidan count? he still holds a special place in my heart

50: where would you like to be:my answers for these kinds of qs are always so gay

49: do you want children:used to not want them, but i guess depending on the person i’d have them with i MIGHT

48: ever been in love:ya

47: who’s your best friend:asdgkjgf

46: more guy friends or more girl friends:many of us are nb

45: one thing that makes you feel great is:being loved

44: one person you wish you could see right now:u know, u all know who

43: do you have a five year plan:???????

42: have you made a list of the things to do before u die:1. kiss a girlthat’s it

41: have you prenamed your children:no

40: last person i got mad at:probably my brother

39: i would like to move to:nyc

38: i wish i was a professional:animator

[my favs]

37: candy:sweedish fish and jolly ranchers

36: vehicle:idk

35: president:i only remember obama

34: state visited:idk

33: cellphone provider:also idk

32: athlete:don’t pay attention to sports

31: actor:i don’t freakin know

30: actress:well,

29: singer:wELL,,

28: band:not sure

27: clothing store:idk

26: grocery store:hannaford??

25: tv show:no idea

24: movie:so many good movies

23: website:i think this was already asked??

22: animal:not sure

21: theme park:only ever been to like one

20: holiday:xmas

19: sport to watch:uhh i guess soccer?? i’ll actually understand whats happening so

18: sport to play:also soccer

17: magazine:don’t read them

16: book:carry on

15: day of the week:saturday

14: beach:no specific one i just like the beach

13: concert attended:only ever been to one, it was a top concert

12: thing to cook:grilled cheese

11: food:not sure

10: restaurant:idk

9: radio station:don’t really listen to the radio

8: yankee candle scent:??? idk???

7: perfume:don’t really wear it

6: flower:roses or tiger lillies

5: color:blue

4: talk show host:i don’t know??

3: comedian:bo burnham

2: dog breed:shiba inu

1: did you answer all of these truthfully?ya

i didn’t move the whole time i answered all 200 help me

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all numbers on the 'send me numbers' meme

Oh jeeze annon!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My gf!

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Mmm, it depends on the person? Once i get to know someone, im out going, but if its a new person, im rlly shy tbh,,,

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My gf,,, evry day,,,

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Idk? I hope I am,,, but a lot of people don’t like me,, so idk?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I’m like,,, 2,,, but if I were drunk,,, i hope so???

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Gals :9

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I hope so!!!! I’m not planning on breaking up with my gf any time soon!!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

thts a bit hetero but,,, the mcelroy bros bc im listening to taz rn :/

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

From a sceintific perspective nope, but like,, from a uhm,,, more,, not,, scientific perspective,,, ive never rlly talked about it but,, im assuming so???

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Mmmm idk?? I dont talk /deeply/ to a lot of people but it might be my gf?

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘Np!!!’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Boombayah - Blackpink

The 7th Sense - Nct U

Candy Store - Heathers

Russian Roulette - Red Velvet

Bomb - Ravi

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

yes yes yes ye s y es p leas e

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

def. luck, but not miracles?? idk is tht weird?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got accepted to the school im goin to now!! so thts cool!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

anon imma confess somethin rlly quick,,

i havent had my first kiss,,,

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yea for sure! I mean, if space is infinitely big, wouldnt it be weird if we were the only ones out there??

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

i can not talk to the green villan chick from kim possible so nope lamo

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yea!! its rlly fun and relaxing

20. Do you like your neighbors?

the only neighbors i know are the ones who are crack heads and who had someone die in their home somehow?? so imma go with no

21. What are you bad habits?

Biting my lips, mumbling, self-isolation, ect ect

22. Where would you like to travel?

i wouldnt probs?? other time periods are more aesthetic, but more misogynistic and homophobic so,,,

23. Do you have trust issues?

I dont think so?? probs not tbh,,

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

s l e e p

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my shoulders,, theyre rlly broad for a gal so a lot of clothes dont fit me right,,

26. What do you do when you wake up?

suffer

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

nope?? i mean, im v v v v v pale so i probs should be a bit darker for health reasons, but ive never rlly had issues with is before??

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my gf and besties

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

i only have one and nope

30. Do you ever want to get married?

it depends on what my partner wants? i dont specifically want to and i dont specifically dont want to so itll be up 2 who ever im dating at the time

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

barely. it has a hard time staying up some times

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

bdkhj what the fuck im not answering that im 2 years o l d

33. Spell your name with your chin.

fgZg,klf

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

yep! basketball and soccer!

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV. I barely watch it anyways

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

mm yea

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i usually try to think of a story??

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

my current gf tbh

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

amazon lmao

40. What do you want to do after high school?

idk yet?? rn im thinking an english teacher in china :0

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

depends on what they did

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

nothin rlly?? Im just usually lost in thought??

43. Do you smile at strangers?

i try to!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

s p a c e

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

the thought of seein my gf at school ;)

46. What are you paranoid about?

my report card,,,

47. Have you ever been high?

yea but it WASNT MY FAULT. I WAS GIVEN A WEED BROWNIE WITH OUT MY CONSENT OKAY??

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

no??

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

i think it was my gf’s brown hoodie?

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

uhm,,, na? sometime i wish we were in a dif financial situation, but thts about it?

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

my shoulder width??

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i dont,,, wear make up,,,,

54. Favourite store?

amazon :9

55. Favourite blog?

@genociderfukawa , @eggseggseggseggseggseggseggseggs , @succmekomaeda

56. Favourite colour?

all of the pastels!

57. Favourite food?

penne chicken Alfredo

58. Last thing you ate?

some chicken

59. First thing you ate this morning?

a fudgeround

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yea! Iv’e won multiple sports contests, and a few art and writing competitions

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope!

62. Been arrested? For what?

na man. i have a clean record

63. Ever been in love?

I am rn!

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

i,,, havent had it yet,,,,,,

65. Are you hungry right now?

nope! i just ate dinner!

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

i rlly dont have any tumblr friends??

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter obvi

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

twitter!

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope! im listening to taz

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Emily, Jessy, Mikaia, Zoya, and Patrick!

71. Craving something? What?

,,,,cheesecake,,,,,,

72. What colour are your towels?

green and blue i think

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

7. exactly.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

do pillow pets count?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

5 or 6?

75. Favourite animal?

owls and bunnies!!

76. What colour is your underwear?

rn?,,,,,,,,, neon pink ://p

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

triple chocolate chunk and tht kinda bull shit!

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

navy blue

80. What colour pants?

also navy blue!

81. Favourite tv show?

i dont rlly watch american tv but,, channel zero is rlly good!!

82. Favourite movie?

Moana!!!!

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls 1

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

ive never seen 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

idk?? the main bitch

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory!

87. First person you talked to today?

my gf!

88. Last person you talked to today?

my dad i think??

89. Name a person you hate?

mm a few kids in my grade and the current potus and staff

90. Name a person you love?

my gf!! i luv her lots

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

na. im p chill rn

92. In a fight with someone?

not tht i know of?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 or 3 pairs

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

3 of 4?? idek

95. Last movie you watched?

a shitty movie for my history class

96. Favourite actress?

i dont have one?

97. Favourite actor?

Lin Manuel Miranda!

98. Do you tan a lot?

nope. i just fukin,, burn like a hellfire

99. Have any pets?

3 cats and a dog!

100. How are you feeling?

pretty cool i guess?

101. Do you type fast?

depends? mostly ya!

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

oh fuck yes

103. Can you spell well?

no!! my spelling is shit tbh

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

no particuarly?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

yep!

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

i might have?? im,, not sure honetly,,

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yea! i used to ride rlly well!

108. What should you be doing?

listen here anon i actually did my fukin work 4 once

109. Is something irritating you right now?

just my headache?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

oh yea

111. Do you have trust issues?

this is a repeat? i answered it earlier lmao

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Im not sure?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

tay

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yea!

115. Do you play the Wii?

mm i have a wii u and switch, but no wii anymore :’(

116. Are you listening to music right now?

nope! im listening to taz!

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

hell yea!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

fuck yes!!!!

119. Favourite book?

the legend series by Marie Lu

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

4 sure

121. Are you mean?

god i hope not

122. Is cheating ever okay?

no! all partners should consent and agree on all boundaries in a relationship!! the members of that relationship need to respect that!!

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

hell na

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

mmhmm!

125. Do you believe in true love?

im in it rn baby

126. Are you currently bored?

yea,,,

127. What makes you happy?

music i like, my gf, spending tie with friends, and not stressing out about things!

128. Would you change your name?

nope! i like my name

129. What your zodiac sign?

pisces!

130. Do you like subway?

yasss!

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

he knos im fukin gay as shit

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

i answered this earlier too

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

‘ringdingdong ringdingdong ding, rigiding rigi ding ding ding ....... fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic elastic elastic elastic elastic’

134. Can you count to one million?

i could but im not dooin that shit

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

‘im straight’

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed

137. How tall are you?

5′3 3/4″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

like what i have?? its super curly!

139. Brunette or Blonde?

im a brunette!

140. Summer or Winter?

mmm winter!

141. Night or Day?

night, cause i can sleep with out regrets

142. Favourite month?

February!

143. Are you a vegetarian?

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

dark!

145. Tea or Coffee?

mm neither :p

146. Was today a good day?

i would say so yea

147. Mars or Snickers?

m ars??

148. What’s your favourite quote?

‘dibidibidis my name is minho’

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yea!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

‘Burr: Theres nothing rich folks love more’

(its hamilton the revolution)

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