#hes soo fucking boringgg

[gojowifie]

Disclaimer: THIS is a personal opinion of mine so attack me all you want, I’m just going to block you anyways so try it 😏

So like yesterday I was talking to a friend about the current state of fanfics online and we fell down a rabbit hole that basically led to one conclusion: YALL HAVE PORN ADDICTIONS!!! Now woah, woah hold your horses before you point your pitchforks at me, hear me out. Reading smut every single day isn’t normal, like I’m so sorry to be the one to tell yall this but it’s not normal, like I don’t know. It’s the same way with watching porn every single day, it’s not normal. People tend to think it’s okay because they’re reading it, but that doesn’t make it any better. I know some of yall get off to it and look that’s okay but like when it becomes a daily thing…. I don’t know…. Me personally I don’t get off to smut, I mean I appreciate a smut here and there specifically with an actual plot in the fanfic, but yeah I’m not getting off to it everyday or at all for that matter.

He put his cock in her, he slammed into her, he spat in her mouth, blah, blah, blah it’s all the same thinggg. Even when they like change the au into an office setting, college setting or whatever, it’s still SOO BORINGGG. Some people don’t even do that they just jump right to the sex like damn girl, what happened to hello? How are you?

Now am I shaming you all for liking smut….no, but I am pointing out the fact that many of you potentially probably have porn addictions. Now do I care that many of you may have porn addictions ehh, no but at the same time yeah because I wish yall would write something else other than Gojo, Geto, Eren, Nanami, Toji or whoever the fuck dicking Y/n down on a random ass Saturday night. I really do miss the golden era of fanfics back when Wattpad didn’t have ads. We used to be so great…..💔

Also I’m just salty I can’t find fanfics that I like, woe is me

[milalovesmatt]

Since your requests are open can like you do a Stan and like Craig angst were like they cheat on the reader (if you're comfortable)

omg yess stan and craig have been my favs recently but i didnt really know if u wanted like stan cheating on u with craig or like hcs of yall in a polly relationship and they cheat on u bug i jst did them separately for funsies

warnings: angst,mentions of cheating,suicide

Craig tucker

you were getting home from work after a long day. “dove! im homee” “oh shit hide” you walk in on him hiding tweek?! “uhm” “its not what it looks like y/n!” “uhm sure im leaving” “no y/n please!” (DAMN HE SCREWED UPP) “craig-“ “shut up tweek just leave!”

TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT DAYY

u didnt come to school that day so craig decided to come to ur house to check up on u (this boy is playing with fire💀💀)

u hanged ur self……

so he like came to ur house to see that you uhm yk DIED so he calls 911 and yea “uh craig tucker?” “ yes thats me” “ y/n is gone” “ what.” “im sorry she didnt make it” “…” “can i please see her” “of course”

“y/n if you can hear me right now, im so sorry i didnt know what i was doing i didnt mean to!” craig was like sobbing on ur chest (ikr its cringe) “your times up” “ no! i have to see her i love her! “shes gone.” *crys cutely* (BAHAHAHA IM SORRG FOR THAT)

Stan marsh

you and stan were at a party and you two were having a funntime until wendy gos iver to stan and they go to some random room (in theyre defense they were both super drunk) soo you were ready to leave bc the party was boringgg so u go into the room and wendy is RIDING STAN “…” “wait y/n!!” “i didnt mean to i thought uou were her!” “mhmm real nice fucking excuse there stan” “its not an excuse!”

so he comes to ur house later that day

“y/nnnn can j come jnnn” “no dont talk to me” “im sorryyy” “no your not” “i really amm” “how long have this been going on” “i didnt even mean to cheat on uuu” “mhmm” “im seriously!” “just get inside dumbass” “thank uuu” he then kisses u on the cheek and u playfully push him away its gonna be one (hell of a morning for him)