#hghhhhhhh

[kermitbread]

THEM

[bunnywan]

daily pic of ewan that makes me want to blow him

[naughtynanzhu]

[sebsxphia]

okokok wait fuck one more one more (i’m so fucking srry💀)

i mentioned this to another blog, but i’m obsessed. i’ve been rewatching pirates of the caribbean (and im on a danny ramirez kick rn) so all i can think ab is fanboy/reader cosplaying as will turner and elizabeth swan; he’d made one hell of a will turner w/ his curls and facial grown out😫 i either need to bite him or be put down

stay lit,

jimmy neutron <33

YES YES YES OH MY GOD 🥴

no, no please don’t apologise my love. i can see this SO clearly with danny when he has his longer hair and facial hair growing and i’m going to absolutely loose it. sedate me!!!!!! sedate me!!!!!!!!! 😵‍💫 <33

[wingstobetorn]

Just watched TADC episode 2. I'm gonna go feral

[mychanicalbrides]

SO I WAIT BY THE DOOR LIKE IM JUST A KID. USE MY BEST COLORS FOR YOUR PORTRAITTTTT LAY THE TABLE WITH THE FANCY SHITTTT AND WATCH YOU TOLERATEEE ITT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[voidedjuice]

frilly maid apron i desire you

[dove-does-stuff]

Guys I think I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be doing Artfight I should be

[dallasgallant]

Your post about the chaos in the house after Pony gets back and how they really are just a bunch of boys at their core is great, that’s probably my favorite scene in the movie because it’s just so real they did amazing with that. Like Soda telling Pony to shut the door when he gets out of the shower and Pony just completely ignoring him, Darry lifting up Steve and moving him out of the way, Steve’s little “morning Mr. Universe” to Soda in his towel 😭 they’re just boys and they’re best friends and each other’s family and they’ve got the best dynamic ever, I could talk about and dissect that specific scene for hours

My favorite is still “don’t slam the door” *they slam the door* or Soda both sitting ass naked on that couch and needed to be reminded about his shoes by Steve lmaooo

No literally they’re just boys and best friends and family and I just hghhhhhhh they’re all my little guys. Curtis gang I love you

[okaydiscount]

Hrohfygghhfrfrrr

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💓🤍💘🩵💝💝🇺🇸💕💝❣️💘‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

hghhhhhhh hahuhhhhh aaAAAAHHAHAaah?????

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[ellieellieoxenfree]

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🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

hghhhhhhh i should save all my juicy chenai ones for fics. but since most of them involve pre-canon timelines, i'll go with one of my old standbys for my favorite ships: food. i think ai di developed a really fucked-up relationship with food in prison -- not only a bland, tasteless utility rather than something eaten for pleasure, but also something he associates with danger due to the communal nature of mealtime. i think he spent all that time eating just enough to be able to stay alert, but forcing himself to get through it as quickly as possible so he could fully focus on protecting zong yi and watching for threats. and conversely, i think chen yi picked up a lot of cooking skills while ai di was inside, and he goes out of his way, especially in the early days, to make ai di's favorite dishes and try to help him work through all of the issues he clearly has but isn't talking about. as much as he would fight it, ai di wants to be cared for (on an extremely repressed level), and i'm a huge proponent of food as an act of love.

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

this is mean and you know it. :( i so so so so SO desperately crave that thematically rich, narratively probing character work for my kiseki boys. there's so much to pick apart and so many approaches you could take -- so many pieces of their pasts to fill in; so many missing scenes or scenes that would benefit from extra depth -- and i don't want to write it myself because i'm slow, my brain is bad, and also, i know exactly what i would write and so the element of surprise isn't there. unfortunately, i'm an exacting and demanding bitch so even if someone did write this dream fic, i would probably still find a reason to kvetch. i am permanently trapped in the 'i don't want to write it but no one is going to write exactly the fic i want to see unless i write it myself' hell and it is 100% a self-created problem. every day i'm self-owning.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

i'm VERY picky about authorial voice, and that goes for fic and published work alike. i have been known to drop books within a few paragraphs if the voice grates on me. (this is @ tim o'brien when i made it four paragraphs into america fantastica this morning and deleted it.) i see very stilted writing in fandom spaces that speaks to a certain level of insecurity and lack of practice, and i just can't do it. writing doesn't necessarily need to flow in a mellow fashion -- a choppy, staccato rhythm can be brutally effective -- but you can absolutely tell when someone has an underdeveloped authorial voice or is trying too hard to cultivate one they're not entirely comfortable with.

(in terms of developed authorial voice that i just cannot do, the two that immediately spring to mind are very smug, self-satisfied cleverness (people who grew up as teeaboos or who are constantly mimicking pterry or douglas adams) and extremely flowery language. get to the fucking point already!!)

i also will immediately tune out of something with bad grammar, especially inconsistent tense changes or dialogue that isn't punctuated correctly, OOC behavior (extremely vague umbrella term here, let's be real, but much like pornography, i'll know it when i see it), and repetitive word choice. i have closed out of fics for using 'the other man' or 'the blond' or 'murmured' so many times within a chapter that if i took up a drinking game while reading, i'd be dead of liver failure within 500 words.

i'm a huge snob and i never read anything, basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dragonskxn]

*Take 7 of writing this, and I have to reread the prompt*

A bit meta, this one; but my favourite detail about how you play Annalise, is how earnestly you play her. I can feel the love and passion you have for her and it's ultimately what makes her feel so alive.

Anonymously send me your favorite detail about how I play my character.

HGHHHHHHH,,, ok but fr Anna is my baby.

I shit you not she's been the ONLY OC I've ever been able to consistently write. She's been my only character ever since I was in middle school. I've tried to write other OCs, but none of them stuck with me the same as Anna has. I adore her and I'm so thankful that she's ragdolled around in my brain for so long ;w;

[outsiders-owen]

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Hehuhehuhehuhehhuhhhh... hghhhhhhh

hekkkehkkkkhhh

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[sebsxphia]

Sebbie my sweet, I had shared this idea with a fellow friend earlier and thought you might get a kick out of it too (lol).

You and Rhett have taken care of the chores for the day, the house has been cleaned and the baby animals in the ranch's nursery have all been put down for a late afternoon nap, leaving the two of you to do as you please.

You two are wandering through the back field where the wildflowers are all in bloom, seeing as it's the threshold of summer. You pull the skirt of your dress up just enough to flash your pale pink lace panties at Rhett who by this point is completely incapable of keeping his hands off you. The two of you end up getting thoroughly fucked in that back field, more so when hundreds of the dandelions begin shedding their seeds (you and Rhett were a giggling mess when the seeds started to tickle the both of you, but he was oh so gentle when he blew them all over your naked body).

But unbeknownst to you until dinnertime, your in-laws found out where you had been that day and couldn't help but laugh, especially Royal.

"Funny story son, that was the same field where your Ma and I did the nasty when we were tryin to have you"

"OH FUCKING DAMNIT DAD!!!!! WHY WOULD YA'LL TELL ME THIS!!!!!" (cue Rhett making fake but violent gagging noises)

Literally at least five generations of Abbotts were conceived in that field and you and Rhett didn't even know it, soon to be six when you found out you were having your first little one together (lol).

this is such a HOT thot (and so gentle, i love thinking about him blowing gently on my body hghhhhhhh) but then i would simply die of embarrassment 🤭 as would rhett! i love this so much tho, my love! thank you so much for this! 💌

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

Touchy af rn. I just wanna cuddle and kiss up someone as we embrace and just feel each other. It doesn't even have to be sexual in that regard, it just has to be our bodies touching and that's ALLi need rn.

I mean I'll need more than that later but HGHHHHHHH I NEED CUDDLES RN UGHHHHH

[nyx-bait]

Glranboo for character bingo

HE WAS JUST A GODDAMN KIIIIIIID

The ten hour speech might devolve into just general themes from the show. And I put that they would punch me because tbh glboo would punch anyone coming at them that fast but hghhhhhhh