#hhsd scarecrow

[riddle-me-ri]

Alright so this is less romantic and more shitposty but. If I can request the scarecrows' responses to a gotham university psychology student showing up at his doorstep like "hey uh could you look at my thesis?" Like fully prepared to be fear toxin-ed on the spot but absolutely worth the risk cause lord knows that's some shit I'd do 💀

A/N:  hnnggg this shouldn't have taken as long as it did but I kept taking it too seriously except for the absolute crack that it is lmao I have no doubt in reality it'd be a miracle if any of them opened the damn door.

Scarecrows Reacting To A Student Looking for Feedback (crack)

Arkhamverse Scarecrow:

First of all, how did you find him?

Secondly, how dare you disturb him?

Are you fearless or just foolishly stupid?

He genuinely can’t tell and he doesn’t want to waste time thinking about it.

However, since you’re here now…

And it doesn’t look like you’re going anywhere anytime soon.

Clearly, despite how many threats he’s shot your way.

He isn’t opposed to a willing test subject

Nolanverse/Murphy Scarecrow:

Well, this was odd. 

If not also incredibly annoying.

When he hears your reason for being on his front stoop.

He is shocked…

Surely your institution has much more qualified, not to mention more relevant assistance to look over your paper. 

He’s a man of science making headways, he has no time to–

Well, actually…he hasn’t seen very sufficient results in his recent Arkham patients…

BTAS Scarecrow:

Really? Him? 

Even when he was a professor, none of his students came to him for a review.

No doubt he’s itching to just shut the door on you. 

Then again, perhaps he can hold you ransom for some money to fund his toxin…

And on top of that he can also use you for testing the effects of his recent toxin…

How he could make it stronger, faster, last longer…

Besides, he’s never gotten a chance to properly review a term paper..

This should be fun. 

TNBA Scarecrow: 

He’s likely to ignore it, if not open it, yell at you and then slam the door.

This Scarecrow doesn’t have time for this nonsense.

Surely, you have other institutional superiors that you can go to?

Why would you willingly dive headfirst into danger? 

Unless…you just don’t care? 

If you’re so willing to get into danger, perhaps he should take advantage of it. 

He debates with himself for a minute…

Before finally just gassing you with his toxin. 

Taking sweet delight in your screams.

Fear State Scarecrow: 

You should consider yourself lucky that he even answered the door.

Like seriously, the only reason he answered was because of your incessant knocking. 

He had half a mind to slip on his mask and inject you with toxin and be done with it.

He’s far too busy planning his Fear State Theory into motion.

Jonathan can’t have any distractions or loose ends…

Everyone has their role to play, he was so sure that Gotham would enter it’s Fear State seamlessly. 

Patience running low, he does open the door, and one threat is all you get. 

When you don’t leave, it’s very much your fault that you’re screaming bloody murder down the street. 

Year One Scarecrow:

Jonathan groans at the prospect. 

His past sure has a strange way of following him somehow. 

Again, you should be surprised he even answers the door. 

But you kept pushing your paper underneath his front door. 

Quite, infuriating him. 

It takes a few more threats and slams of the door before he finally reaches his breaking point. 

He slaps on his mask, believing he’s done all he could to be rid of you. 

Perhaps, a reminder will help you.

He’s no professor, a scholar on fear. 

He’s The Scarecrow, the Master of Fear…and you’ve just experienced his wrath as you breathe in the toxic fumes. 

Masters of Fear Scarecrow:

Jonathan is confused, if not also agitated. 

Is this some kind of joke? 

His lived a long pathetic life of humiliation…

He doesn’t need it coming to him, knocking at his front door. 

You can’t just expect anyone with a PhD is willing to help you…

What kind of simpleton just walks up to a known high-class criminal, a criminally insane criminal? 

Honestly, when spoken like that, it was quite admirable. 

Took a lot of courage…bravery…or just a huge lack of common sense. 

Yes, yes, he’ll take a look, but first…indulge him in your fears

(it’ll help him in his own research later) 

HQ:TAS Scarecrow:

Jonathan thinks this must be some kind of joke.

Surely, this is the Legion pulling his leg, what else could it be?

Not only that, how else would you found out where he lived?

It has to be a joke. 

He tries to play along, but is quick to realize you’re actually being serious. 

Probably the only one that’s actually going to help you with your thesis paper. 

1000/10 would recommend 

And you may even get a member of the Legion of Doom as a friend. 

HHSD Scarecrow: 

I’m surprised Grandpa could hear you knocking.

Just kidding, only a little, I love to love and rag on this version when I can. 

But you really shouldn’t have picked a night when there were Elvira re-runs. 

Jonathan opens the door, reluctantly and is perplexed, but immediately annoyed. 

He didn’t have time for these things when he WAS a professor. 

He thought he left this type of harassment years ago, why do you choose to haunt him now with it? 

When you fail to leave on your own accord. He advises you to go away through a speaker by his door. 

When you still refuse, he decides enough is enough. 

Jonathan was inspired by that intriguing night at Crystal Cove, as he used a maniacal jack-al-lantern of his own to run you off.

[silkysquidz]

*Continues to add more to the certified Scarecrow Stack™️*

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Velma: Got to hell!

Scarecrow: *tearing up* I wish I could.

[scarecow-scarecrow]

MORE NSFW HHSD CRANE PLEASE THANK YOU

ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCE NSFW below the cut!!

he's such a massive flirt it's insane. and dirty talking? oh my god, he says stuff that he KNOWS will get you right riled up. he's real good at foreplay, too. takes his time feeling you up, tracing his hands around his favorite parts of you, marking up your neck n murmuring in your ear... it's an artform to him

as much as he likes to take his time, if you're in the spur of the moment, that's great too! come home in a riled up mood n want a quickie? shit, if there's a private place you both find while you're out n about, he'll pull you out of sight n take real good care of you

tbh, he's a try anything once kind of guy. he's got his own kinks, sure, a lot of roleplay and some light bondage (receiving, lmao). but if there's anything you wanna try? he's down to give it a shot, even if it's a little out of his wheelhouse!

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

[montimer]

Hiii, can you write more Harley Quinn animated series scarecrow headcanons, like how would he propose to his s/o?

Hqas!Scarecrow proposing to his s/o

Gn!reader

He'll be very nervous about it. I mean sure he knows you love him dearly but still.

He would buy a ring and your favourite flower. And dress up all nicely.

He is so scared you will say no. But when he goes up to you and sees you gently smiling his way, it eases his worries.

He will stutter while talking, explaining how much you mean to him, at a point you doesn't even know where hes going.

Until he gives you a bouquet of your favourite flowers.

Then he'll kneel down and pull out a ring.

"Y-y/n my love. Will you marry me?"

Surprised you stare down at him which feels like an eternity to him, his heart beating loudly as he looks down. Then he hears you say yes.

He looks up to you all smiley. He jumps to hug you, then puts the ring on you. At this point he might be crying, so please cry w/ him.

Even tough you know the bad things he does you still choose him, you choose to be w/ him and he can't be more thankful for you. He promises he'll protect you and care for you forever.

You just made him the happiest scarecrow :]

[march-harrigan]

Could you do a Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane (Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo!) x Autistic! Reader, who is a Halloween fan just like him, pretty please? :///3

Hello! Yes! I finally finished this! The autistic part comes in about halfway through the story, but it's there! I promise!

I may have ended up drawing a bit too much from my own experience as an autistic person. I know not everyone experiences sensory overload the same way or at all, but I hope you like it!

Halloween was their night. A night that held significance to them both above all others. More than any other holiday or their regular date nights. More than either of their birthdays, and even more than their anniversary. Dr. Jonathan Crane and his partner lived for Halloween, and they showed their love for the day with as much enthusiasm as they did their love for each other.

Every year, on the first of October, they would decorate. And every single year, their home was a sight to behold. A spectacle of black and orange, fun and horror for all who lived on their block to enjoy. The more traditional ghosts and skeletons would hang from the trees, looming over tombstones with amusing inscriptions. Animate statues of horror movie icons lining the walkway up to a front deck covered in hand-carved jack o'lanterns of every variety from spooky to silly. And Jonathan's favorite part of the display… The hay bales and post.

Oh, they didn't seem like much on their own throughout the month. But on Halloween night, Jonathan would don his Scarecrow attire and take his position on the post. Perhaps it was the realism in comparison to the other decorations. Maybe it was the curiosity that this particular scarecrow seemed to attract more crows than he frightened away. But inevitably, curious trick-or-treaters would come up to investigate. And when the children had gathered 'round, mouths agape and eyes searching for even the slightest sign of movement, he would jump down and yell.

"HROO-HRAAA!!"

Some of the startled youngsters would scream and scatter into the night. But the brave ones, the ones who stuck around were always rewarded. King size candy bars, bestowed upon them by Jon's loving companion.

Of course, the couple had another important tradition. And that was their attendance of the local Halloween Festival.

It was easily one of Jon's favorite parts of the season(second only to scaring children). But it was actually his partner who always insisted on going. To them, the festival was the pinnacle of the entire Halloween experience. The snacks, the games, the apple cider. The haunted hayride and the opportunity for everyone to show off their costumes. These were the things Halloween was about for them, and they were the very things the festival provided. And so they would skip around the fairgrounds in their costume, pulling Jonathan close behind them. They would bob for apples, tour the haunted house attraction, and gorge themself on enough sweets to make anyone sick. To them, it was absolute bliss.

At least at the start. As much as Halloween was their hyperfixation, there WAS such a thing as too much of a good thing. Jon had seen the crash every year.

Of course, he was aware that his love was autistic. And, naturally, he knew what that entailed. After so much exposure, the lights would be too bright, the crowds too loud, and their costume too itchy and uncomfortable to manage. It would all become too much to process and a headache would be the least of their worries if they decided to push themself. And blessedly, Jon would never let them.

He knew what signs to look for. They might start to feel too warm. Or maybe their response to a loud or sudden noise would be more noticeable. Not just in how they would jump or flinch, but even in the way they covered their ears. Other times, they could be more irritable, briefly snapping at him although it would be followed up with a quiet apology. He never took it personally. He knew it wasn't him that was bothering them. But when they had reached that point, he knew it was time to get them away from the cacophony of sensory input.

And so each year, without fail, he would locate the quickest escape route and lead them out of the crowd to their quiet place. A corn maze on the edge of the fair grounds. Not the haunted corn maze attraction you might expect to see at such an event. Just a simple maze where the two of them could go for a walk and get lost, away from all of the chaos for a while.

At first, the pair would walk with a couple of feet between them, Jon wanting to make sure that his partner would have some time to come down from the sensory overload. But as the quiet minutes under the starlight passed, eventually, they would let him know they were ready by taking his hand. The two would walk in silence until they found the exit, where they could sit on a couple of hay bales and talk until they were ready to go home. And each year, just before standing up to leave, Jonathan would rub the back of their hand with his thumb and smile. "Happy Halloween, my love."

"Happy Halloween, Jon."

[scarecrow-brainrot]

GUESS WHO WATCHED HHSD!!

It was glorious! I actually really liked scarecrows design and personality in it! It was an iconic crossover!

[crowpocrypha]

Ok, so yall know that game Warner is releasing, right? Multiversus?

I swear on fear itself if there isn't at least HHSD scarecrow in that game I'm going to have a villain arc

[possibleratking]

What about HHSD! Scarecrow in Animal Crossing?

Done

I think a cool gimmick for this guy is once you become friends with him, he gives you recipes for different multi-tool items. Which not only reduces the clutter in your inventory, like you could have a net/fishing rod combo, but they also have increased durability and efficiency, like the net has a wider hit box the and fishing rod has a longer reaction wind when the fish gets caught on the hook

Also I’d like to imagine that when you scan this guys amiibo card it also unlocks a secondary secret Animal Crossing villager based on Elvira, who you can ask him to invite to the island

See ya ✌️

[riddle-me-ri]

a/n: I know I have some other nsfw alphabet request to do, particularly one for btas scarecrow, but this version has been on my mind for a hot minute and I thought it would be fun to do one for him too, so here we go!

Content Warning: mentions of sexual activities and terms; positions, kinks, and genitals.

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo (HHSD) Scarecrow - NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jonathan will likely be a bit tired. It will take a moment to catch his breath, his age comes into play more often than he cares to admit. But he’ll still be there in the moment and doesn’t mind fulfilling any cuddling or comforting needs. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

As easy as it would be to say his brain like most other scarecrows, this Jonathan’s favorite body part will likely be his hands. Long, dexterous, crafted a lot of impressive tech and potent chemicals…he’d be nothing without them. 

For his partner, his favorite body part will have to be their thighs. He loves to grip them and massage them when their sitting next to him. Jonathan’s favorite place is to be in between them and making your body wither and leaving love bites all over them. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Jonathan lavishes seeing his cum crip from his partner’s chin or coat his partner’s chest and other parts of their body. As a means of claiming them and making them his. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Growing up and watching Elvira, he has definitely masturbated to images and videos of her. (Definitely a given)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Jonathan has only a couple of experiences, only one altercation was really serious other than the relationship with his current partner. Despite having limited experience, he’s well aware of what he’s doing and how to figure out what pleases his partner.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

It’s a toss up between cowgirl/boy and doggy style. It usually depends on what he has the energy for or which between him and his partner is most needy (or who lost the ongoing game to see who will come unraveled first)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I pin this Jonathan to be a tease from the start. This very much can and will carry out even during the moment, but overall he’s fairly serious in the moment, especially as things get more tense.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jonathan is decently groomed, with a bit of a bush and a small happy trail, but nothing too burly. His pubic hair does match the same brown of his hair, if not slightly darker. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Jonathan’s very attentive, and more romantic than you would expect. Even when he’s being a frustrating tease…he still has moments of sweetness, kissing his partner’s forehead, cheeks, other available parts of their body. Even when he’s being mischievous, his brown eyes are warm with fondness and love for his partner in these moments. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

As he got older, and when he’s single, he doesn’t actually feel the need to masturbate as often as he likely did when he’s older. However, when he has a partner, he is far more motivated to jacking off more often. It’s his last resort whenever his partner isn’t around and his patience is running thin trying to wait for them. It doesn’t leave him nearly as satisfied as it does when he’s with someone. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Jonathan is absolutely down for roleplaying and/or costumes. He’s also into bondage, with a strong preference to tying up or restricting his partner. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

It maybe simple and an easy answer, but Jonathan does enjoy doing his more intimate activities with his partner at home. Where there’s no interruptions and it’s just him and his partner. However, where in the home is absolutely fair game. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

This Jonathan is a confident and smug man, always up to a challenge and proving himself to be right or better than others. This is no different with his partner. He gets turned on by seeing his partner try to get the best of him, to challenge him, get into a battle of wits. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not entirely sure why, but I don’t see him being too keen on using his fear toxin on his partner for any sort of sexual gratification. He gets that satisfaction in his work, bringing his enemies quivering to their knees. Jonathan doesn’t want that for his partner, he wants to bring pleasure and happiness to his partner and nothing else. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Oh, he loves it. Both giving and receiving is just as satisfying for him. He loves to bring his partner to a writhing mess with just his mouth, just as much as he loves his partner’s doting attention to him. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Jonathan can actually do both, depending on the build-up beforehand. He performs both well, but he prefers to be slow and sensual, if not teasingly slow before absolutely ravaging his partner. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Ehh…Jon isn’t too big on them. He understands needing an outlet especially when sexually frustrated, he will give in here and there but he wouldn’t make a routine out of it. He likes to take his time and enjoy the sensations. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Jonathan is game to experiment to a point. His partner will have to give a compelling argument though to convince him to give it a try. He’s all for taking risks and changing things up, but again his partner has to convince him unless it’s his idea. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

On a good night, like a night in with his partner, he can maybe go for two rounds at most. These rounds can last a few hours, hence why he can only lasts about a couple rounds. Jonathan enjoys taking his time and dragging out the moment in order to make the release more rewarding.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jonathan doesn’t use any toys nor has he really owned any. He’s aware of them, just never had any interest, but if his partner uses them or has them…he is open to using the toys on his partner. It will take some time before he’s comfortable to have them be used on him, however.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing is honestly half the fun for Jonathan. He enjoys teasing with his partner, to get under their skin and make them flustered. Leaving his partner no choice but to jump his bones.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not extremely loud, but he does make enticing noises. He pants, groans, moans, and especially growls.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jonathan will likely use protection or somehow ensure that you two are using contraceptives, at his age he really isn’t looking to be a father. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Like other Scarecrows, this Jonathan is tall and lanky. He’s fit with some muscle but nothing too prominent. His cock is a decent thickness and slightly longer than most.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Jonathan’s sex drive isn’t all that high, again, his age playing a likely factor. He enjoys having a partner to confide in and to provide some semblance of domesticity that he has secretly been craving, but felt he doesn’t deserve it. His partner gives him a…rather normal sex drive, he isn’t entirely down for the count but he can be up for it if his partner is to encourage it. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Jonathan tends to doze off fairly quickly. Once he finds himself comfortable in bed after the act, it doesn’t take long for his eyes to close and stay closed.

[silkysquidz]

As per a few requests~ Here is every single frame of Voodoo Doll going in to kiss the different versions of Crane~

[moxtoons]

Hello, I just wanted to say how much I love your HHSD Scarecrow. You have an amazing artstyle ! :D

Oh my gosh it's been so long since I've checked my inbox I'm so sorry I never saw this!! TYSM!!!

It's been a while since I've drawn HHSD, maybe I should put some doodles out again soon 💛

Thank you so much for taking time to send me such a sweet message! Hope you have a wonderful day!

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Harley: Professah, why are Eddie and Red sitting sadly in a corner?

Scarecrow: I told them that Bill Nye doesn't believe in Aquaman.

Harley: What?

Scarecrow: Is true, my new bestie Velma knows the man personally and she confirmed it.

- On the corner -

Poison Ivvy: According to Karl Popper Falsification Principle a theory is only scientific when it can be proven false. Science cannot thread in absolute truth. That means it has to adapt to fit the facts instead of adapt the facts to keep the theory. In other words while Aquaman existence is scientifically impossible, at least in the way he presents himself, he is cleary real and so the science route would be to question the theory and try to understand the how's. But that would make Bill Nye's position unscientific!!

Riddler: Maybe he isn't real. Can you prove Aquaman is real?

Poison Ivvy: Man up, Nygma, we fought Aquaman, we have plenty evidence of his existence!

Riddler: But Bill Nye said he isn't!! Are you goint to question, Bill Nye, the science guy?

Poison Ivvy: Maybe you're right. Maybe Aquaman is just a collective delusion. What even is reallity anyway?

Riddler and Poison Ivvy: *desesperadly talk non-sense*

[ritzy-biscuit]

Color wheel’s red-HHSD! Scarecrow

Ended up doing Spider-Man for red. I'm doing orange characters now, so suggest one if you got 'em :)

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]