#hi- have i mentioned that I'm the Traveler's number one hater?

[tea-cat-arts]

The traveler will be like "wah, I don't wanna do work! I don't wanna keep helping all these random people and getting into trouble! I've done enough" and then dig their heels in and refuse to even explore the easiest option

[akajustmerry]

sorry I'm still seething from that one river/doctor hater doctor who youtube video that didn't mention moffat's misogyny ONCE and claimed river and the Doctor don't have a convincing story because they just quip and have no chemistry or free will. the thing is THE THING IS. if your criticism of ANYTHING (jot that down) ANYTHING steven moffat has written doesn't start from recognising that man literally doesn't think of women and especially queer women as human beings then your critique of his work is meaningless to me. the hierarchy of critique when it comes to steven moffat is 1) hates women 2) hates lgbt people 3) thinks he's smarter than his audience 4) doesn't understand genre and finally 5) isn't cognisant of any of the above. if your critique starts at number 4 then you're saying next to nothing to me!! River and the Doctor's vibes aren't somewhat "bad" because of lack of chemistry or steven moffat not understanding the time traveller's wife lmao they're like that because steven moffat doesn't see women as people, first and foremost. Even I concede that River is not a well written character in many ways but all the ways she isn't written well is because Steven Moffat would rather DIE than take a woman's perspective seriously and takes every chance to fetishise and degrade queer women and people. Any other critique of Moffat is so fucking small compared to how much his misogyny and homophobia runs his work into the ground.

[heizuha-queen]

Hi! I really love all the heizuha content you share. Ever since you posted the gosho girls K-pop group, I've had this idea in my head . I'm not sure if you'll like it but I thought I'll share it with you.

Okay hear me out. Imagine this headcannon.

Kazuha leaving Japan to Korea to become a trainee, and ends up debuting in one of the most famous K-pop girl groups in the world. (Like, big famous, imagine SNSD, Blackpink, Twice,etc)

But that's not what I'm tryna talk about.

What I really wanna focus is how Heiji and Kazuha's dynamic would look like.

We're not gonna forget about Heiji. At the same time as Kazuha works as an idol, Heiji further grows as one of the best detectives in Japan (along with Kudo Shinichi of course)

Here's the juicy part.

Despite both having their own careers and being in different countries, they're still head over heels with one another and decide to have a long distance relationship. Of course, since the both of them are famous, they keep their relationship a secret from the public.

Even so, the paparazzi knows that they come from the same region. So whenever anyone asks whether they're in a relationship or anything, they'll just deny and say they're really close friends and known each other since kids. Period.

Because of this , whenever Kazuha is promoting in Japan with her group, or is on those few rare breaks from her career and return to her family in Japan, and ends up getting caught in a case while hanging out with Heiji, she'll just repeat the same excuse over and over again.

Of course, the HEIZUHA FANDOM is alive. A lot of people would ship these two and pray that they'll end up together (like who doesn't). There'll be a bunch of Heizuha content living in the internet. People either edit those two together or compile those instances when the both of them get caught together in another murder case or when one mention the other during interviews or vlive.

But really, what makes the HEIZUHA fandom grows HUGE is because Heiji (unintentionally) confessed in an interview that he was a fan of Kazuha's group. People would also freak out when Heiji goes to one of Kazuha's concert. Most notably, was definitely when Heiji solved a murder case in one of their concerts.

Of course, there would still be those people on the internet that believes in Heiji & Kazuha's claims that they're not dating (Those poor fools). These people would be those who are neutral and simply give comments like "can we please just cherish a perfectly normal friendship between a guy and a girl and not romanticise it??"

At the same time, there would also be those Heizuha haters. (Mainly consists of extreme Kazuha or Heiji fans). Heiji and Kazuha would confess separately that they've received hate letters or death threats online. Usually, Heiji isn't bothered (since his job is catching murderers anyways). On the other hand, Kazuha's group members will defend her and her agency would take legal action.

Oh, by the way, Dispatch fails to expose them. Why? The main reason is definitely that it costs money and too much time to travel to Osaka just to get a picture of the two of them together. But really, the reason they couldn't do so was because whenever they stalk Heiji and Kazuha together, the two would just be caught arguing and throwing insults at one another every time. To Dispatch, this isn't romantic and can't prove they're dating at all. (Also, Dispatch may or may not be afraid by their police fathers)

So this long distance relationship lasts throughout the whole seven-eight years of Kazuha's career as a K-pop idol. They would frequently message one another or video call. Whenever Kazuha returns to Japan, they'll just hang out at each other's house since they have more privacy (and their parents are their number one shipper)

When Kazuha's contract is terminated and she returns to Japan, surprise! They announced they're engagement!!!

I honestly have more headcannons on what would happen afterwards, but let me just leave that to just there.

I hope you enjoy it.

Oh no you’re not gonna stop there! I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO CUTE! Honestly it’s asks like this that make me so happy I made this blog!

Absolutely love everything you’ve written, and if you want you can continue to write more 🥰