#his cuntiest era i would say

[ughgoaway]

missing mattys blonde/colourful hair era today...

[smtown-tourist]

Guys………. I think Key and Taemin had a lovechild when we weren’t looking 😳

[verdemint]

So after tony effe x motogp riders, we got another hyper specific italian post, THANKS TO @marquezista who basically was the other evil mastermind behind this, we got

ACADEMY BOYS AND MOTOGP RIDERS as ANNA new album!!!

(this is once again hyper specific coz Anna has become my entire summer yes thanku) (Anna TI AMO)

Starting out strong we have

-enea as INTRO

I mean: “ pesce grosso vengo dalla costa” (“big fish im from the coast”)

IF THIS IS NOT ENEA FROM RIMINI

Also “pink lipgloss mi vesto tutta rossa” ENEA AND HIS CUNTY FUCSIA 23 on that RED BIKE

-luca marini: once again my fav posh blondie is the cuntiest song on the album BIKINI > sono sexy senza bikini, tutti i ragazzi voglion darmi i bacini (im sexy without my bikini, all the academy boys want to kiss me )

“Sai che sono bella come una model yaeh yeah” no explantion needed

“Anche quando sbaglio non imparo” (“even when i make a mistake i never learn”) > luca on honda lol

-diggia as CHICA ITALIANA

NO EXPLANATION JUST VIBESSS, the american dream propaganda for sure got to diggia

-pecco: again pecco in his overconfident era or BADDIE PECCO

"VIENI DALLA BADDIE BADDIE" (I know pecco would rather choke than listen to this but thats the best part!!!)

-bezz: bezz contains multitudes but in the end HELLO KITTY SONO TROPPO KINKY, IL MIO BB NON METTE GLI SKINNY< bezz and his indie boy Calcutta complex would rather die than be with someone with skinny jeans so!

ALSO KINKY BEZZ TRUTH

(other good bezz candidates were: "tonight" for high fattone bezz (sto highhhhhh cit.) and for depre bezz “una tipa come me" (il mio mood va giù poi su, poi giù poi su poi cit.))

hello kitty bezz to me

-franky!: controversial but ABC esp thasup verse mostly for the cannetta vibes (we all know Franky smokes the best weed for sure)

-now we get to WHY THIS ALL THING STARTED: ALEIX AND/OR JORGE MARTIN AS 30°

i don't think ive ever seen aleix (or jorge tbh) wearing clothes on their insta, they’re always naked and SUPER TANNED so A ABBRONZATISSIMA E BELLISSIMA A A OCCHI COME IL MAR CORPO CHE TI FA FARE AHH

Bonus bonus: this album is actually an aleix/jorge fanfiction coz:

“si fa una chain con il mio name sono la best bitch ever” ( he wears a chain with my name on it, im the best bitch ever)

AND

bonus bonus bonus: migno rimasto al 2020 se gli chiedi ANNA ti dice solo BANDO

thank u @marquezista again for ur precious precious knowledge!!! I nostri neuroni si sono fusi insieme

and if someone has any ideas for CELE PLS LET ME KNOW! cele the most difficult baddie :(( is cele the ultimate baddie?

[morganafata]

God, you know what I want to see? Louis loving Armand in the most spiteful way possible.

Lestat rolls up to their tower, ready to start his Homewrecker Era, thinking all he needs to do is lovebomb the life out of Louis to get him back and Louis just stonewalling him while lowkey reminding Lestat of all the ways he failed as a bf.

"I can never betray Armand, because loyalty means something to me (unlike some people)

"Armand has never judged me or thought less of me for refusing to kill. Instead he supports me in spite of it."

"Armand is the only person who has made me feel like I am enough. With him, I am finally seen."

Then Armand joins in and says shit like "How passionately you declare your love at the drop of a hat...of course I would expect no less from a former actor of your caliber. You must be so used to saying it by now, the words have just....lost all meaning at this point" followed by the most cuntiest passive aggressive smile ever.

He also rubs it in that he and Louis have been together longer, and were far more peaceful compared to the tempest that was Louis and Lestat's 29 years.

Bonus points, if it's not simply because he wants to torment Lestat. Maybe the love is real to some extent. Like at some point, Armand gets up cuz he's tired of watching Lestat and Louis playing the "who's winning this break-up game" and he's feeling vulnerable because fucking Lestat "dick is better than black tar heroin" de Lioncourt is in his house and once again, he's the center of Louis de Point Du Lac's world.

So Louis goes to him, cuz he knows what it's like to get cucked time and again for the sake of love and in a quiet moment just for them, Louis says "You know I'm yours, right? You know I love you."

And Armand says, slightly bitter: "Yes...I know. I also know that love alone isn't enough to bind two people forever."

And Louis says: "It’s not like that with us. What we have is special (read: safer).”

"It wasn't enough for you.... or him."

And Armand sounds so hurt and lost and tired, that it’s like looking in a mirror of himself from more than a century ago. So Louis tells him what he wants to hear, what he’s told himself so often that it feels like the bitter truth.

"That's because nothing was ever enough for Lestat. He had to have everything, do everything. I was never going to be what he wanted because he always wanted more. The world itself wouldn’t have been enough for Lestat.....and I just wanted a home," Louis says, trying to will himself to believe it, trying to forget all the times Lestat made him laugh, or brought back books as gifts or how they cuddled together in their coffin or danced in their home.

All the times Lestat felt like home to him because of course, none of it was real; it had to have been just another one of his elaborate lies. All of a sudden, teasing Lestat doesn't feel fun or justified anymore, just a hollow triumph, an admission of defeat. A mockery of the joyful moments they spent together, however fleeting those moments were.

And then Armand says, soft and with the quiet air of a man who has been dealt a losing hand: “I love you with my entire heart. Please tell me that’s enough.”

Aren’t I enough?

Louis can still hear Lestat’s mad, mocking laugh echoing in his mind, feel his heart wither in his chest as though it were yesterday. And he knows he could never put Armand, his savior, his protector, his redemption, through the same sort of agony. He owes him too much.

“I love you too.” He’s getting so much better at saying it.

He can only pray like hell that for once love will be enough.

And of course, Lestat is probably listening right around the corner, heart breaking, dying inside and blood gushing from his eyes because- he didn’t want the world. He just wanted to hear Louis say “I love you too.”