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#ho boi im sweatin
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K so
I just caught up with the iruma kun manga and like
We stan Asmodeus and Balam
Iruma who? It's their show now
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zombietigerlove · 4 years
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dis lit
so like my lil bro came home from skool and said some nigga punched him and im just like bitch dat whats you get for being white lol like kill all white folk already yall. and dis bitch walk to his room and do dis gay ass thing he take all his clothes off and lay in bed tf. i come in and i am shaking yall he had like a 5 inch boner rite on the blacket so i am just crying and hes just all ‘i wasnt doing what u think i was doing’ like uuuuuuuuum mmmmm bitch who u think i am some dumbass fuckin monkey ho so like i see dat d and like dont judge yall but like i kinda like dat dicc. my asshol racist homophob transphob sexist bf just split so like dis bitch need dick yall know what i mean lmao like i sit on dat bed and he be sweatin b so i put my size 19s on that dick and im finna fucc dis white boi like bitch dose balls gotta be drained so i start jerkin my racist nazi sexist globophobe racist bro he start moaning like dat cat i killed cause being a sycopath is accepted in our world lol then like 3 minits pass and like im ready for that dicc yall. im finna dom this cracka ass boi lol for like the next 6 hours im like milkin dis niggas cock and this wite boi cum all up in me it so fkn hot n sticky yall i scremad like am i bouta have mixed babies lol?? betta mixe s then white lmao fuck wite peope black peopel are so much beter then dem like we can spel better den dem liek we r so mutsch betr llol then mama come in and shoot my bro and now we dipppin da pigs olo fuck white ppl black lives matta ook ook ook ooga booga shit nigga ook uo nigga fucc
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the-dance-boi · 6 years
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Carrying the banner. Kidz bob vers part 1
"Hey! Thats my crayon!"
"You have another!"
"Guys! The teacher said we got work to do"
"Im drawing a picture of my mother"
"You cant draw!"
"Who asked you!"
"From the fridge to the counter, theres lots of snacks guarantee!"
Ask the teacher, parent or guarder. They can teach you how to read!"
"It's a fun game we're playing,one we'll never lose."
"Long as parents keep on paying just to watch the news!"
"Aint it a fun life coloring the banner through it all"
"A mighty fun life actin like we're all tough and tall"
"When the school bell rings"
"We play where we wish's"
"We's as free as fishes"
"Sure beats washin dishes"
"Bringing home the banner for us all!"
"Hey Crutchie, whats the leg say, gonna rain?"
"Uh, no rain. Ho-ho, partly cloudy clear by evenin'"
"Ha! And the limp gets him extra snacks, all by itself"
"I dont need the limp to get extra snacks, i got personality!"
"It takes a smile that spreads like butter, the kind that turns a teacher's head"
"It takes an orphan with a stutter"
"Whos also blind"
"And mute"
"And dead!"
"Summer stinks and winters freezing"
"When we play outdoors"
"Start out sweatin"
"End up sneezin'"
"Just hope it dont pour!"
"Still it's a fun life"
"Colorin the banner with me chums"
"We're all big boys!"
"Tossin' out a frisbee to the bums"
"Hey! What's the hold up?"
"Waiting makes me antsy"
"I wanna get dancey"
"Dont like the Delanceys"
"What a fun life!"
Colorin the banner through the-
(Teachers)
"Blessed children
Though you wander lost in your game
We all love you
You shall be saved."
(Race) (individuals)
"Cuddled" "just give me half a cup"
"Together" "Somethin' to wake me up"
"Eating donuts" "I want the one with glaze!"
"Sprinkled with love" "It's my favorite food!"
" Homemade" "Papers are running out"
"Biscuits" "its 88 degrees"
"Just" "Jack says im in his spot"
"From" "Wish I could catch a breeze"
"Up" "Maybe it's worth a shot"
"Above" "All I could find was bees!"
"If I hate the work"
"I wont do my work"
"And I'll say anything i have too"
"Cause at two papes per day"
"I dont have a say"
"On what i can do or what i eat after"
(Group 1) (Group 2)
1 "Got a feelin' bout our snack time!"
2"I do too, so it must be true"
1"I smells me a good snack this time"
1 "We's are gonna get some snacks like teach is givin' them away!"
2"What a switch! Soon we'll all be rich"
1 "Betcha the snacks are a doozy"
1 "Bout a playin wit'a floozy"
2 "Don't know any better way to make a kidsie's day!"
1 "Who knows how to make a Kidsie's day!"
(Both)
"You wanna play with us then listen"
"We play card games like war!"
"How ‘bout a game of our invention!"
"Yeah, but that ain’t fun no more!"
"Dragons to Toy Train Stations"
" Running in the halls"
"We play until its vacation"
"Runnin ‘til we fall!"
@crutchieee-morris @shes-the-apex-predator
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enygmass · 8 years
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Roast me babe
INDY. OH MY GOD INDY, GIRLS GOT A SHRINE IN HER ROOM LIKE SHE SAYS IT ISNT A SHRINE BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH NO POINT HIDING IT. ALSO ALL THESE BUSES LIKE I DROWN IN BUS PHOTOS - SURE I LIKE KNOWING ALL THE ROUTES IN OTTAWA LIKE HMU I SUPPORT YOU BUT HO BOY. ALSO THE ACTUAL HERALDER OF THE SCRIDDLER FANDOM YOU CANT GET AWAY SHE CONTROLS ALL THE POSTS. WRITES 100K WORD FICS AND IS LIKE ‘LOL NOT TOO LONG’ LIKE I WRITE 1K FICS AND IM SWEATIN YET THERE SHE IS WHIPPING OUT HER THIRD NOVEL LIKE B Y E. ALL THEM??? GOOD CONTENT TOO??? IM SUNG YOU IM TAKING YOU TO COURT. ALSO GAVE JONATHAN A TRUCK AND NOW I CANT HELP BUT ENVISION HIM AS A HICK YOU DID THIS TO ME I KNOW 5 GUYS WITH TRUCKS LIKE HIS AND I COULD FIGHT THEM ALL THEREFORE I WILL FIGHT JONATHAN. NOT TO MENTION?? TOO ADORABLE??? LIKE STOP WE GET IT YOU’RE CUTE STOP OUTSHINING EVERYONE IM 2SHOOK.
THE ONLY PERSON I WILL 1V1 IN A SINKHOLE NO HOLDING BACK BC SHE DESERVES IT AFTER I’VE PROMISED LIKE 12 TIMES TO DO IT.
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