#hockety

[ilyasorokinn]

surprise ― pyotr kochetkov

note, i. was inspired by this post. i know nothing about tennis, so i'm sorry i don't understand the niche, but i was inspired and remember when p shaved his head? truly awful. this is the post for reference. another note, i made a little blurb not too long ago where, instead of putting the actual russian translation in the fic, i put the parts where they would be speaking russian in italics, so that's what i'm doing here as well. here's the blurb if you haven't seen it :) summary, y/n finds out her boyfriend shaved her head through social media. warnings, pyotr's shaved head word count, 461 words

you let out a sigh as you got into your car. it had been a long, but exciting, off-season, and you were excited to be back with raleigh, but you were completely out of food for a good 2 days and had been solely relying on doordash.

while you got to try new restaurants every meal, it was also a costly bill, so you were excited to finally have groceries. you reached for your phone and finally decided to check your notifications.

your eyes widened when you saw all the Instagram notifications and group chat notifications. you tried to decide where to start first, but ended up opening every app you had a notification coming from.

you ended up on instagram and opening a dm from some random person who had sent you a new picture of your boyfriend with a fan. the fan wasn't surprising, it was your boyfriend in the picture, hairless.

"oh, my god," you muttered, closing the app and immediately calling him.

"hello?" he answered.

"what the hell?" you gaped, "what happened to letting your girlfriend know when you're gonna go all eminem and shave your head?!"

"i'm sorry." to his credit, he did sound remorseful about it, "it was spur the moment."

"you said you were gonna get a haircut, not buzz it off." you pinched the bridge of your nose.

"i was, but then i was convinced to buzz it."

"i'm coming home now, you better be there," you told him. you hung up, giving him no time to argue with you, and immediately turned your car on.

you got home quicker than you thought you would and quickly grabbed the groceries and made your way up to your apartment. you opened the door and quickly made your way inside.

"where are you?!" you shouted, dropping the groceries on the counter and all your other stuff on the floor. you rushed around the apartment and were about to turn into the bedroom when he showed up in the doorway.

"pyotr..." you gaped at his hairless head. you reached up and ran a hand through his hair.

"what do you think?" he looked nervous.

"all right, i know i sounded mad on the phone, but it was just a lot to take in." you took a step back and just stared at him, "it does look nice." you smiled.

"you think?" he looked nervous.

"all right, i'm sorry my first reaction wasn't happy, but you look great, p." you reached up and wrapped your arms around his neck, "i think you look great no matter what. i'm a bit biased though." you shrugged.

"okay," he looked a little more confident, "you promise?"

"promise." you nodded, holding out your pinky. he smiled, linking his finger with yours.

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[sassyfrassquatch]

I'm mildly dreading the next game because of the Current Events™. It just feels personal to me. Plus, I need to see Sid get another win, it's very important to me.

I fear i may have a stress induced heart attack watching it.

[pettirossodestate]

E ora via, ricominciamo... ehm…ricominciamo.... dove ero rimasto??

 Hockety pockety wockety wack

tutto quel che seguirà

hai quasi finito di imballar…

[dreamer-in-firestorm-555]

Merlin : Higitus figitus migitus mum ! Prestidigitori-um ! Alicafez, balacarez, Malacamez, meripadez, Hockety pockety wockety wock !

[honourablejester]

I love wizards. All the magic in the world, very little common sense, and everything has to be a performance.

(As a kid, Archimedes was my favourite character)

[j-c-laredo]

It’s 1:57 a.m. Otherwise known as my time to shine.

[blupandah]

Wtj- Pick up the journal by BluPandah

[queer-wizard-dad]

It's a spell he learned from Merlin and it will give your pots n pans a fuckin ATTITUDE

Howl’s Moving Company

[yranigami]

“Higitus figitus zumba ka zing

I want your attention every thing!

We're packing to leave; come on let's go

No, no not you; books are always first, you know

Hockety pockety wockety wack

Abra cabra dabra nack

Shrink in size very small

We've got to save enough room for all!”

[vyo4]

Merlin v1

Hockety pockety wockety wack! Odds and ends and bric-a-brac!

Shared 3/31/2020 Sims 4 GALLERY LINK

[omdrawings]

Hockety Pockety Wockety Wack Abracabra Dabra Nack!

A very wonderful birthday to the lovely @vibranch, who wrote the equally as wonderful fic: "Hockety Pockety” — The adorable and highly anticipated Leon/Squall and Rinoa drabble set to finally give Squall his blue girlfriend.

[xdear-insomnia]

hockety pockety, wockety wack

abra, cabra, dabra, da

[viewalls]

The very Best Disney Lines

If you love Disney you will love these lines from the great films, all curated by the Viewalls review team.

Mary Poppins

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”

Up

“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”

Big Hero 6

“You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.”

Winnie the Pooh

“Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes.”

One Hundred and One Dalmations

“Miserable, darling, as usual, perfectly wretched.”

The Sword in the Stone

“Hockety pockety wockety wack! Odds and ends and bric-a-brac!”

The Jungle Book

“For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.”

The Aristocats

“Ladies do not start fights… but they can finish them!”

Robin Hood

“Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.”

Toy Story 4

“I am not a toy. I’m a spork. I was made for soup, salad, maybe chili, and then the trash. I’m litter. Freedom!”

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[peonypearls-muddled-musings]

Hockety

Pockety

Wockety

[honourablejester]

I’m rewatching bits of Disney’s The Sword in the Stone right now, because I got Merlin’s ‘Hockety Pockety Wockety Wack’ song stuck in my head (it’s actually called ‘Higitus Figitus’, it’s just one of those songs), and I’m remember how much I adore Merlin and Mim’s weird rivalry-slash-friendship. They’re amazing. Two curmudgeonly old magic users living in run-down shacks in the woods, having lethal playfights with each other.

(What else can you call the wizard duel when, at various points, Merlin almost asks Mim if she’s okay after he landed his fat walrus ass on her, Mim yells at Merlin that he wouldn’t dare when he’s going to ram her off a cliff from behind, both of them cheat gleefully at the end as if that was the entire point, and a victorious Merlin is gleefully nice to Mim after he’s infected her with a disease whose only cure is sunshine, which he knows for a fact she absolutely hates)

Like, Mim is evil, withers plants by touching them, tries to murder a kid, and ‘finds delight in the gruesome and grim’. Merlin is good, more or less, and spends his time trying to help people, even if as grumpily as possible. They’re opponents. But they’re also a perfectly matched pair of curmudgeonly old farts, about equally lethal to the crockery, equal in power and magic, call each other things like ‘bungler’, and spend all their time together trying to score points off each other.

Also, I just love this little point of comparison:

Merlin, being hit on by a squirrel: “There now, you see? I’m an ugly horrible grouchy old man!”

Mim, gleefully, showing her ‘beautiful’ form to Wart: “But it’s only skin deep, for zim zabrum BIM! I’M AN UGLY OLD CREEP!”

I’d love that, you know? Call it the asexual dream, but I’d love to be a grumpy old magic user, being gleefully ugly, living in cottage/tower full of books and crockery in the woods and every so often having a shapeshifting duel with my equally grumpy-and-asexual rival.

[archmage--khadgar]

Disney Characters: Khadgar

Post Gifs of Disney Characters Your Muse Draws Parallels To:

Milo Thatch: Nerdy boy that no one believes except for an eccentric old man that takes him under his wing, finds a lost ‘world’, has to deal with a greedy man looking to steal a power source and ends up staying behind in the world he found? Yup. Khadgar.

Grunkle Ford: Look it didn’t specify it had to be movies ANYWAYS.  Smart guy. Builds gadgets. Stuck behind a portal. Main enemy is a Demon.  Need I say more?

Merlin: Do I really need to say anything about this one. Do I? HOCKETY POCKETY WOCKEY WACK ODDS N’ ENDS N’ BRICKABRACK. 

Sorcerer’s Apprentice Mickey: Listen. Yensid has Medivh energy so this one also felt like a no brainer.  Also I mean come on he’s an APPRENTICE.

I’m not sure what other Disney characters to pick. Uhhhh. hm. Tagged by: @lady-proudmoore​ Tagging: @mozelledeliond​ @foxglovethings​ @easternkingdomer​ @theodorebennas​ @longveil​