#hogwarts mystery shitpost

[medicangels]

EVERY SINGLE TLSQ I SWEAR

[indigobackfire]

More memes, cause y'all need it 😘💕

[stupendousbookworm]

[animasola86]

So we got new stuff in HL today...

Same vibe. Honestly.

[lunaxite]

Doodling random hphm characters pt 1

[immagrosscandy]

i find it painfully hilarious that some recent tlsqs have the same premise:

"stop Merula Snyde before she does something stupid and ruins certain special event"

and then that turns to

"fix the situation because Merula did something stupid (and because you're stupid too) before this special event is ruined forever and ever"

[leseigneurdufeu]

Friends, players, tumblerers! Lend me your ear.

I come to drag our MC not to praise them.

The evil characters do lives after them.

The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with the Snyde. The noble MC

Hath told you Snydey was a bully:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath the Snyde answer’d it.

Here, under leave of MC and the rest-

For MC is an honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men-

Come I to speak in HPHM’s funeral.

Snyde was my foe, awful and snark’ to me:

But MC says she was a bully;

And MC is an honourable man.

Merula engorgio’d a niffler in the court

For the hearts of all, with fear, to fill:

Did in this the Snyde seem a bully?

-Yes- But! MC brought there a fully-grown troll.

More powerful, more dangerous a beast.

Making bullying of sterner stuff:

Yet MC says Snyde was a bully:

And MC is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the dining room,

MC thrice presented Filch a fang’d-frisbee,

Which he did thrice flee from: was this not bullying?

Yet MC says Snyde was a bully;

And sure, MC’s an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove of what MC did,

But here I am to speak of what I do know.

You all enjoy’d the game, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then, to think of it?

O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,

Writers have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My brains are still working there on this game,

And I must pause till it makes sense again.

(or “why is Merula Snyde presented as the worse bully in Hogwarts when MC does way worse all over the game and is seen as a hero for that?”)

[ameliathefatcat]

Murphy would have a Quidditch podcast

[enter-the-phantom]

[superconductivebean]

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[medicangels]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WAS CACKLING THE ENTIRE TIME

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[indigobackfire]

Part 2 of memes bc yes

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✰ Aki's HPHM Dialogues Part 1

✰ Aki's HPHM Dialogues Part 2

✰ Aki's HPHM Dialogues Part 3

✰ Aki's HPHM Dialogues Part 4

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✰ Maya in Charlie's Level 10 Friendship Reward

✰ Post Hogwarts Avery Twins Headshot art

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✰ The Diamond Empire King: Malachi

✰ 10 of Diamonds: The Duchess: Maya

✰ The Runaway Candidate: Jacob Bennett

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✰ Avery Siblings memes

✰ HPHM OC memes

✰ CharMay's Children

✰ AndreChi's Daughters

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I'm also putting my tags in this post :))

[earthbaby-angelboy]

The Hogwarts houses as perfumes

Fandom: Harry Potter

Request?: nope, just a shitpost

Gryffindor

-Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian: BR540 is a classy and bold perfume. It’s rich (literally) and sensual, with notes of saffron and amberwood that truly embody the chivalrous nature of a Gryffindor.

-Voce Viva by Valentino: this is my personal favorite perfume, as I wear it on a daily basis. It has some very unique notes, like gardenia and oakmoss, yet it is very warm. It’s comforting yet brave.

Honorable mention: Lost Cherry by Tom Ford

Hufflepuff

-Honey by Marc Jacobs: Honey is a sweet and youthful perfume with notes of peach, orange blossom and honey. Badgers, the Hufflepuff mascot, is also sometimes called a honey badger. How perfect is that?

-Libre by YSL: for my bolder Hufflepuffs, Libre would be a fantastic option. It’s classy and refined, but not stuck up. Some of the notes include lavender, jasmine and cedar.

Honorable mention: Perfect Intense by Marc Jacobs

Ravenclaw

-Indigo by Nest: Ravenclaws are studious and observant, and this perfume perfectly coveys that. The main notes, tea and cashmere wood.

-Whispers In The Library by Maison Margiela: we all know that almost every Ravenclaw loves to read. This scent literally smells like old books, with notes of amber and cedar. Comforting, it reminds me of the nature of a Ravenclaw.

Honorable mention: Good Girl by Carrolina Herrera

Slytherin

-Black Oudh by Mystic Essence: the first thing I thought when I smelled this perfume was “Slytherin”. It smells of a very strong vanilla when you first apply it, but dries down to a musky incense. It definitely gives off a mysterious, ambitious vibe.

-Black Opium Illicit Green by YSL: this perfume is what I imagine the dungeons in the castle on a Sunday morning would smell like; with some beautiful notes such as fig, coffee, patchouli and bourbon vanilla, it embodies the bold nature of a Slytherin.

Honorable mention: Aura by Thierry Mugler

[lunaxite]

I put every hphm character I could think of into the hunger games simulator bc I was bored

Merula already got 6 kills within 2 days why am I not surprised 😭😭

She even came out as the winner ksjdosjdnkdkd