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LIPID PROFILE TEST

LIPID PROFILE TEST

A lipid profile, or lipid panel, is a panel of blood tests used to find abnormalities in lipids, such as cholesterol and triglycerides. The results of this test can identify certain genetic diseases and determine approximate risks for cardiovascular disease, certain forms of pancreatitis, and other diseases. 

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Pathology Tests Online & Home Blood Collection- conferkare - India

Experience the convenience of fast and accurate online pathology testing with our services available in Bhubaneswar, Hyderabad, and Cuttack. 

Skip the hassle of traditional lab visits and get your pathology tests done from the comfort of your home. Our state-of-the-art laboratories ensure precise and reliable results for all your health needs, from routine blood tests to comprehensive full body check-ups. 

With easy online booking and home sample collection, managing your health has never been easier. Trust us for timely reports and expert care. Book your online pathology test today and take a proactive step towards better health Book Your Online Pathology Test Now in your area. For More call Us Today!! 9776414444 / 91 637 1966 229

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Cadabams Lab offers Home Blood Sample Collection service near Banashankari, Uttarahalli, JP Nagar, Ilyas Nagar and Padmanabhanagar. Book online.

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Home sample collection services for blood tests in Delhi with MDRC INDIA

Introduction:

In today's fast-paced world, convenience and accessibility are key factors that can greatly enhance our quality of life. This is especially true regarding healthcare services, such as blood tests. Understanding the importance of easy access to medical diagnostics, MDRC India has emerged as a leader in the field, offering home sample collection services for blood tests in Delhi. In this blog, we'll delve into the advantages of opting for MDRC home blood test collection services in Delhi, making your healthcare journey smoother and more convenient.

Accessibility and Convenience:

With the hustle and bustle of daily life, finding the time to visit a diagnostic centre for a blood test can be a daunting task. MDRC India recognizes this challenge and provides a solution. Their home sample collection service brings the laboratory to your doorstep, eliminating the need for you to travel and wait in long queues. This level of convenience is a game-changer, especially in a bustling city like Delhi.

Comprehensive Test Offerings:

MDRC India offers a wide range of blood tests that cater to various health needs, from routine check-ups to specialized diagnostics. Whether you require a basic complete blood count (CBC), lipid profile, or more complex tests like thyroid function or diabetes monitoring, MDRC's home sample collection services have you covered.

Expertise and Accuracy:

MDRC India is renowned for its expertise and commitment to maintaining the highest standards in diagnostics. Their team of skilled professionals ensures that the samples collected from your home are handled with precision and accuracy. You can trust MDRC to provide reliable results that are crucial for your healthcare decisions.

Timely Reporting:

In today's world, information is key, and timely reporting is of utmost importance when it comes to healthcare. MDRC India understands this and strives to provide rapid and accurate test results. This means you can quickly consult with your healthcare provider, leading to more efficient and timely medical interventions.

Safety During the Pandemic:

The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic has made many hesitant to visit crowded places, including diagnostic centres. MDRC's home sample collection service is not only convenient but also a safer option during these challenging times. You can maintain social distancing while still prioritizing your health.

Our Pathology Tests and Packages

CBC (Complete Blood Count) Test

A complete blood count (CBC) is a blood test. Which is used to look at overall health and find a wide range of conditions, including anemia, infection and leukemia. A complete blood count can show unusual increases or decreases in cell counts. Those changes might point to a medical condition that calls for more testing.

Our Modern Fit India Package covers 40 tests

1. CBC

2.  Sugar Fasting

3.  SGOT(AST)

4.  SGPT (ALT)

5.  TSH

6. Total Cholesterol

7.  Total Bilirubin

8.  Serum Creatinine

9.  Blood Urea Nitrogen (BUN)

10.  Triglycerides

11. EGFR

Note: Minimum 12 Hours Fasting required for Total Cholesterol test within this package for accurate results.

Our MODERN Niramaya Package - 1.1 covers 61 tests

1. Lipid Profile

2. Liver Function Test

3. CBC

4. Kidney Function Test

5. Serum Iron Levels

6. Plasma Glucose - Fasting

7. Thyroid Profile (T3, T4, Ultrasensitive Tsh)

Our MODERN Niramaya Package 1.2 covers 84 tests under the following categories:

1. Lipid Profile 2. Liver Function Test 3. CBC 4. Kidney Function Test 5. Serum Iron Levels 6. Vitamin B12 7. 25 Hydroxy Vitamin D 8. Hba1c 9. Urine Routine Examination 10. Immunoglobulin Ige 11. Thyroid Profile (T3,T4,Ultrasensitive Tsh) 12. Plasma Glucose - Fasting

Note: Minimum 12 Hours Fasting required for Lipid Profile Test within this package for accurate results.

Conclusion:

MDRC India home blood test collection services in Delhi have transformed the way people access medical diagnostics. They provide convenience, accessibility, and accuracy, all while prioritizing your safety, especially during these uncertain times. If you're in Delhi and in need of blood tests, consider the ease and efficiency of MDRC India's home sample collection services. Your health and well-being are paramount, and MDRC is here to make the process as smooth as possible.

For any queries, please contact us:

+91-124-6712000

info@mdrcindia.com

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Get the Blood sample collected from the comfort of your home.

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You can also visit us :

Genu Path Labs Diagnostic Centre Kolkata Innovation Tower, Street No 0315, DH 6/32 Premises No. 16, behind Tata Medical Centre, DH Block(Newtown), Action Area 1D, Newtown, New Town, West Bengal 700156

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Why SRL Home Collection

One has to choose SRL Home Collection as it helps in providing the preventive health check-up that contains a series of medical tests and procedures, that are generally undertaken to understand all the regulative measures that are needed to prevent the various diseases in the early stage. SRL Home Collection with this preventive health check-up can easily detect certain types of behaviour, infections, medical problems, or any type of habit before they become crucial. With the 25 years of accurate diagnostics, SRL Home collection is essential for all of us, no matter in which age group you are living you can get the best part of services with home collection services.

SRL Path labs provide efficient checkpoints for the immune system to regulate it, these tests are crucial test in today's life as it prevents the immune system from attacking the cells that are indiscriminate. To evaluate the different conditions as per the prevailing diseases and disorders, you will get the services from SRL path labs. It also provides the health report of a particular person that helps to bring clarity to health and medical issues from political, social, or scientific points of view.

SRL Blood test along with other services supplies the regular blood test check-up, which is an important way to keep track of their well-being. So getting test regularly assist you in visualizing the changes that you should be adopted that undergo as per your age and that also empowers you to make an informed decision well in advance so you will not affect your health in any way. To get the overall picture of your health and well-being, you shall take the services of a regular blood test at SRL Home collection. This test helps you in naming the signs of an illness that in turn avoids the progression to reach several stages. SRL collection Centre collects the blood that has been collected through the samples blood and measures all the components including RBC, WBC, and platelets to get the early results. Early diagnosis of any disease always offers prevention against the progression.

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friday nights & hot dates [kinktober 2023: slow & soft]

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Summary: A few months after he first showed up at your house to keep you company on your birthday, Conrad finally tells you how he feels. | sequel to 'you deserve better'

Pairing: James Conrad x Reader

Word Count: 6.1k [please prepare drinkies & snacks accordingly]

Warnings: 18+ | smut (minors & pearl clutchers, get on outta here i won't ask twice); unprotected p in v sex; language; insecure reader; the smut scene is 1.3k words long idek if i should say sorry for this… [let me know if i missed anything!]

Things to be aware of: simp Conrad; a touch of aftercare in the end 😳🫠

Dick-tionary (aka smut guide): smut starts at "Once he realized what you were about to do" and ends at "We're nowhere near done"

A loud chime boomed across the Monarch training field, announcing the top of the hour. The setting sun only barely blocked by the visor atop former Captain James Conrad's head and doing a piss poor job of straining his eyes as he watched on the first troop of soldiers assigned to the lab.

He'd been tasked to train the few handfuls of privates to be able to face the challenges that Skull Island would have in store for them throughout subsequent missions. They were decent enough, but to handle both navigating the hostile, monstrous terrain and serving as protective detail for the scientists on their tasks to obtain more samples and document its ecosystem, they would need to be exemplary. At the top of their game.

Especially if they are to be protecting Y/N, he thought to himself. Then again, he probably wouldn't let any of them anywhere near you. He would see to your protection personally. Make sure that there was little to no room for error when it came to your safety.

But they all had a long way to go before he decreed any of them ready for the field. And none of them would be closing the gap on their endurance or their agility within the next few minutes. The chime that rung out through the field not only signaled the top of the hour, but the end of your own work day, and he wanted to at least see you off to your ride home. Perhaps walk with you to the pick-up point.

"Alright, that's enough for today," he called out to the privates, everyone standing to attention at his word. "We'll resume on Monday morning. Get adequate rest this weekend."

He took off his training jacket and his visor, haphazardly running his hand through his short cropped hair. While he took a quick inventory of his belongings before heading off to your lab, one of the women privates approached him.

"Do you need anything, Pearson?"

She began to shuffle her stance, somewhat incapable of meeting his gaze as she spoke to him. "The other guys and I were going to check out the new Mexican place that opened up a few blocks from here. I was--I mean we were wondering if you'd like to join us?"

Pearson straightened her stance in a particular manner, jutting her chest out in a blatantly clear attempt to draw his attention to it. You're fresh out of luck, my attentions are for one woman and one woman only. And she's in the lab.

"Thank you for the invite, Pearson, but I have what you and your peers might say a…'hot date' tonight." He fought against the smile playing at the corners of his mouth at the thought of being on a proper date with you.

"Oh." She barely tried to hide the disappointment in her voice. "Okay then. Have a good weekend, Sir."

"Don't look now but he's here again," Brooks muttered from across the lab, the sound of him clacking away on his keyboard taking the briefest pause to tell you that once again, the former SAS tracker James Conrad was right outside the door. "You ever gonna share with the class how you two became a thing? 'Cause we have a bet going on in the lab about who made the first move and--"

"There's nothing to share, Brooks, because we aren't a thing," you cut him off, taking on a snippy tone while you ran the genome of the last flora sample from the set you collected in Skull Island against every recorded organism known to man so far. "We're friends, that's all. Give it time and he'll get tired of slumming it out with me and go back to haunting pool bars and nameless hookups."

"I don't know, Y/L/N…I never had a friend look at me like that."

The results from your test finally came up on the screen, confirming that the flora on the island were all, in fact, undocumented. You took a quick screenshot and placed it into your report. "Looks like we're getting funded," you announced, your half-deadpanned tone met with a mixture of excitement and fear. "Don't everyone stand up at once, I know how pumped we all are to get back to the island of death."

You finally stood up from your desk, looking outside the door and seeing Conrad outside giving you a little smile when your eyes met. You tried to ignore how your heart started doing backflips in your chest at the sight of him, keeping your expression fairly neutral as you gave him a small wave in response. Once your computer had finished shutting down, you grabbed your things and bid everyone goodbye, stopping at Brooks's desk last.

"If what you mean is looking at me like a barnacle he can't scrape off his boat, I hope you never have friends that look at you like that, my guy."

Before you stepped through the door, your fellow scientist let out a final remark. "You know, Y/N, for someone so smart, you're a bit of an idiot sometimes."

"Takes one to know one, Brooks," you shot back, stepping across the threshold and almost immediately becoming face-to-chest with the tracker that towered over you effortlessly. "Hey Conrad," you said slowly, trying your best to keep a hold of your composure. "Did you need something from us? I think I have Bryant running CMP for the guys you're training you should have the results tomo--"

"I didn't come here for the blood tests, Y/L/N," he cut you off, giving you another little smile that had your pulse thumping violently at your throat. "I erm…it's Friday." His eyebrows scrunched together in the slightest wince at his words.

"It is…" you echoed lamely, starting to tap away at your phone to get an Uber home, holding back the urge to sigh in relief seeing that your ride was only a few minutes away. "Have a good weekend, then," you tried to wave him off, pointing vaguely at the pick-up area, starting to awkwardly shuffle away from him.

He reached out and wrapped his hand around yours, stopping you before you got away too far. "Actually, I was thinking…perhaps we could go and grab a bite to eat? There's a new place that opened up just a short walk from here. Maybe we could try it out?"

As if on cue, your stomach let out an audible grumble, rudely reminding you that the last time you ate was this morning before you left your house. Before you could dwell on it any further, you canceled your Uber, giving him a tiny smile of your own. "Lead the way."

Dinner was a rather quiet affair, the two of you starting off by sharing a plate of nachos before you ordered your mains. Sometime before your entrees were served, a small group of people you recognized as the privates being trained as the Monarch Defense Team walked through the doors, the women immediately spotting Conrad and tossing a scornful dismissive look your way.

"What's wrong?"

His voice took your attention away from the group, the motion of him reaching across the table to take your hand in his causing a resounding stomp from across the restaurant followed by a barely contained "What the fuck?!"

"It's uhh…it's nothing," you waved off, trying to slowly pull your hand away so as to not elicit a stronger reaction from the group and grab his attention. "Just…thinking about work. I have to put a recommendation for another mission to the island in my report."

"We'll be better prepared this time," he reassured you, his thumb rubbing across the back of your hand in a soothing motion. "We have a better idea of what we're to face when we get there, and what not to do. And with enough time the troop that I'm training might even be field ready, so you and your team would have better protection."

Your neck twitched at the idea of the woman with the derisive eyes being tasked to protect you. Might even just throw you to the gigantic insects voluntarily. "Right…at least the team will be safe."

"And you, Y/N," he insisted, giving your hand a light squeeze. "I'll see to it myself, I promise you."

You nodded at his words, feeling your face strain at the smile you tried to give him before slipping your hand out of his and standing up. "Ladies room, I'll be back in a few."

While you were in line for the restroom, your thoughts wandered to how you could potentially word your recommendation so that maybe you didn't have to go with the rest of the team back to Skull Island. You weren't physically cut out to be in such a high-stress environment, and frankly you would be more of a liability if people had to look out for you on top of trying to survive a hostile environment.

When your turn came up in the queue, you were stopped in your tracks by someone wrapping their hand around your arm in a claw-like grasp, yanking you slightly backwards. "We need to talk, Y/L/N," a woman seethed.

You swore your blood chilled to near freezing point when you saw the woman private from Conrad's troop, her hateful eyes and vicious sneer too close for comfort.

There was something troubling you, Conrad could tell that much as he watched you in line for the restroom. Much as he usually found it adorable when you were muttering to yourself over your research, he had to fight to resist the urge to stand up and do what he could to somehow put you at ease.

He knew that you weren't all too excited that you had to return to the island, but his gut told him that it was more than just that. You seemed almost fearful when he mentioned the troop that he was training, and not in the way that told him it was simply because you doubted their ability to guarantee your safety.

Did you not realize that he would never even think to put your safety in anyone's hands other than his own? Didn't you know how valuable you were to him? Of course he would keep you safe. He'd put you in the same tent if he could just to make sure you'd never leave his sight.

The sight of a woman marching towards you as if on a war path had him leaving his seat within seconds, immediately recognizing it to be Pearson. When she stopped you from moving and he clocked the vice grip she had on you it had him seeing red. He saw the way you flinched back when she started hissing in your face, her words making every muscle in his body tense and burn with the itch to protect you from someone so obviously spiteful.

"Don't tell me you're the hot date that Captain Conrad turned me down for, this has to be the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my life," she spat out. Your face contorted with obvious discomfort from her talon-like hand tightening around your arm, nails undoubtedly digging into your skin.

"Listen, Private Pearson, I think there might just be a misunderstanding," you spoke softly, your tone laced with caution. "He's probably gonna go to said 'hot date' after this, I'm just his friend. We're friends…I think…"

Silly sweet girl, he thought to himself. Are you really so unaware of how I see you?

"Do you really think I'm that stupid, Y/L/N? I don't need to have a PhD in God knows what the ever loving fuck to know that you're into him. The only thing I can't figure out to save my life is what the fuck he sees in a mousey jumpy little thing like you, and where you found the goddamn audacity to steal him away the way you did."

"I'm not trying to steal anyone," you insisted, trying to wrestle your arm out of her hold. "We're just friends, Private Pearson. Anyone with a functioning brain can see that he doesn't want me like that. You want him, he's all yours, you won't hear a peep out of me."

"You better be right," she scoffed, releasing you with a slight shove, causing you to stumble backwards and fight to find your balance for a few seconds before righting yourself on your feet again. "If you know what's good for you, you'll stay the fuck away from him. Preferably before you see what happens when your stupid little face gets me triggered."

Rather than give her a verbal agreement, you simply nodded your head, scurrying off into the restroom, your face looking as if it had been drained of color and your bottom lip quivering with an obvious concern for your own safety.

So this was why you were concerned over your protection detail if you had to return to the island. Of course. Who would ever feel safe if someone assigned to the team that was tasked to protect them behaved the way that Pearson was behaving now? Who was to say that it wasn't beneath her to intentionally endanger you out of sheer spite?

The private let out an arrogant huff, flipping her hair and standing up straight with a smug look on her face before making her way back to her table with the rest of the privates in her troop.

"Pearson," Conrad spoke, letting his irritation over the entire encounter lace his tone. She stopped in her tracks, turning slowly to face him with a touch of fear in her eyes. Good, you should be afraid after the way you just spoke to the woman I love.

"Cap…Captain Conrad, hi!" Her cheeks strained with the smile she tried to keep plastered on her face despite the obvious nervousness that remained in her eyes. "We're so glad you decided to join us after all, we're seated over--"

"You're dismissed. Don't bother coming in on Monday." Her face fell immediately, indignation coloring her expression. "If you cannot treat the people you're expected to defend and protect with professionalism and respect, then you're not fit to stay on this team, let alone be deployed to the island."

"Come on, all this for a shifty little nothing? This is completely unfair!" she scoffed. "You could do so much better than her--"

"Hold your damn tongue, Pearson. I won't have you disrespect her--"

"She can't even hear us!"

"But I can." He began to raise his voice, calling the attention of the other patrons in the restaurant. "That's the woman I love you're talking about. It would be wise for you to choose your next words very carefully."

All the color drained from her face and she stood up straight again, back at full attention. "I apologize, Sir. I'll have my locker cleared before the weekend's over." And then she made her way back to her table, heavy footsteps sounding throughout the whole restaurant.

As Conrad sat back in his seat waiting for you to return, he replayed his own words over and over in his mind. After all this time keeping his emotions bottled in for the sake of preserving what friendship he had with you, the words had finally formed and solidified what had been building ever since the day he met you on the way to that forsaken death island.

He loved you.

By the time you made your way back to your table, you spotted Conrad signing a receipt and placing his credit card back into his wallet.

"You know I keep a tally on how many times you've refused to let me pay, right?" you sighed, taking out your phone and once again trying to book for an Uber home. "I'm perfectly fine with and capable of splitting the bill."

"Next time."

"I also keep a tally on how many times you've said exacty that." You shuffled your feet awkwardly where you stood, avoiding looking at both him and the table that sat his trainees, including the cruel witch that was Private Pearson. "Well uhm…I should get going, it's getting late. Enjoy your weekend, Conrad."

He reached out before you took another step, placing his hand at the curve of your waist. "Walk with me back to the lab and I'll drive you home."

The sound of a fist slamming down on one of the tables made you take a step back from his hold. You didn't have to look to know who it was or what caused the outburst. "I-I really don't wanna be a bother, it's fine. Really. I can take care of myself."

You tried to step forward again, making him stand from his seat, placing a large hand on your shoulder before running down the length of your arm to lace his fingers between yours. "You could never be a bother for me, Y/L/N," he spoke softly, lightly touching your chin with his other hand. "Come on."

For the most part throughout the drive to your place, he was touching you. Whether it be holding your hand between stoplights to make you stop picking at your fingernails, or rubbing circles on your knee to stop you from fidgeting, all the while keeping his other hand steadily on the wheel.

It was hands down one of the most illegally distractingly attractive things you'd ever seen. A sight that you thought was only reserved for leading ladies in those romance books you read, definitely not something you were supposed to experience in your lifetime.

It had you fighting back the urge to pout when you saw your house start to come into view, knowing that in a few short moments it would all be over. He gave your knee a light squeeze once he'd pulled up in front of your hourse, making quick work to make his way around the front of his car to open the door for you and undo your seatbelt.

The combined scent of his woodsy citrusy cologne and something that was just uniquely him seared itself into your brain as his face was mere inches from yours. He made it even worse reaching for your hand to hold you steady while you stepped out of the car.

"Thanks, Conrad," you muttered when you got to your door, your mind spinning from the feel of him running his thumb across your knuckles. "You should uhm…probably get going. Don't wanna keep you from any other plans you might have tonight."

You felt your pulse start beating furiously at your neck when he answered you. "What plans?"

Didn't Pearson have a full blown meltdown over him talking about a hot date and then seeing you with him at dinner? What the fuck was he going on about?

"Come on, Conrad, you don't have to pretend, it's just us here. Pearson practically yanked my spine from my throat earlier at the restaurant harping on about you having plans tonight so really, I'm sure you have better things to do on a Friday night you don't have to feel like you're…I don't know, obligated? To spend time with me. And at least you'll stop looking like you're doing some weird pity charity work, too--"

"Y/N, stop." He took a step toward you, closing the distance and framed your face in his large hands. "The only plans I had for tonight were with you. Do you remember what I told you all those months ago, that first night I came here?" You only stared at him blankly, wordlessly prompting him to answer it himself. "I wanted to let you know that I'm here. For you. And I still am. I always will be."

Before you could respond, he leaned in, pressing a delicate kiss to your lips. Fleeting, but it resumed the near violent fluttering in your stomach from the contact. He gave you no time to react before he pressed his lips to yours again, wrapping his arms around you and cradling your head with his hand before pressing you against the door.

"Look at me, sweetheart," he breathed out when he broke the kiss. Your breath hitched in the back of your throat when you saw how dilated his pupils had become after that kiss. "How is it that you're so observant of everything around you and yet you fail to see what's right in front of you?"

"Conrad what--"

"How could you look at me and not see a man so desperately, so irretrievably in love?"

You swore all the air left your lungs at his words. In love? No. This couldn't be real. This was beyond simply improbable, this was impossible.

There was no way on this Earth that he felt the same.

"I can almost hear the gears in your brilliant mind turning, Y/L/N," he said softly, weaving his fingers into your hair as he proceeded to press tender kisses on your temple and the side of your face. "Invite me inside. Let me take you to your bedroom. Let me show you what you mean to me."

Before you could think about it any longer, you wordlessly slipped your key into his hand, slowly nodding your head. The only response you got from him was him latching his lips onto your neck, groaning into your skin as he lifted you off the ground with one arm, unlocking your door with the other.

He'd carried you all the way upstairs to your bedroom, constantly pressing a kiss wherever his lips could reach. When he started fumbling for the light switch, you tried to hold out your hand to stop him. "No lights," you muttered. If you wanted this to go anywhere even remotely good tonight, that would require him not running for the hills the second he got you naked.

"Without the lights, I can't see you, sweet girl," he said back teasingly, kissing along your jawline until he captured your lips, smiling into the kiss.

"Exactly," you murmured against his lips, causing him to chuckle against your skin.

"Seeing you is the best part of my day," he told you simply, flipping the switch on and bathing your bedroom in a warm white glow. Your heart skipped a beat at the sight of the brilliant smile he gave you once he saw your face. "There you are."

He set you down on your feet, touching the top button of your shirt with a question in his eyes, only proceeding to undo the button when you have him a slight nod. Once enough skin was exposed to him, he started to trace a line of kisses across your collarbone, running his hands down your arms to strip the shirt off from you. And then he sent your mind racing as he gave you the same treatment working both your pants and panties down your legs.

"I've dreamed of this since the island," he whispered into your skin, kissing his way back up to your lips as he reached behind you, unclasping your bra. "Lie down on the bed, my love. Let me see you."

He kept your hand in his as you lowered yourself to lie on your back, your heart thundering in your chest and your lip quivering as his eyes hungrily roamed your body. Thoughts began to swim in your head again, of how different, how much less toned nearly all parts of you were compared to him. Compared to the women he'd been with before. You tried to pull your hand away from his, to start to cover yourself.

Once he realized what you were about to do, he moved to hover over you on the bed, placing his hand in the space between your arm and your torso to block your way. "No," he said simply before leaning down to press a kiss to your lips. "Don't hide yourself from me." He kissed his way down your neck to your chest, paying close attention to your breasts, holding you steady as you squirmed under him while he kissed and sucked your nipples into stiff peaks.

"Conrad…" Your voice came out faint, the air too thick to breathe while you drowned in his attentions. His lips moved down your stomach, peppering kisses along your mound before placing his hands on your inner thighs and gently parting your legs, opening yourself more to him.

You clenched around nothing watching him lick his lips before his eyes found yours, desperate whimpers coming out of you when he started kissing along your inner thighs. The ache between your legs started to grow stronger the closer his mouth got to where you craved him.

"Conrad!" Your back arched off the bed when he licked up the length of your slit and pressed a fleeting open-mouthed kiss to your clit.

"Lay back down, sweetheart." Your back immediately met the mattress again at his soft spoken order, your stomach fluttering violently again at the sight of him standing over you and pulling his shirt over his head. "You are the most breathtaking sight," he breathed out. "My love…"

"Could say the same from here," you shot back, still struggling to breathe properly under his gaze. The air was practically stuck in your throat the second his hands went to his pants, taking his time to undo his belt and pants, every muscle on his perfectly sculpted body moving and flexing as if he was trying to seduce you with such a seemingly mundane action.

As if he needed to seduce you.

The sound that came out of you was borderline inhuman the second he pushed his pants down his legs, and you'd gotten a good look at the sheer size of him. There's no way that's gonna fit, you thought nervously. "Conrad, I don't--" You huffed out a deflated sigh. "It's been an embarrassingly long while since I've--"

"It's alright, sweetheart." He quickly made his way back to his position on the bed, pressing a line of kisses along your jaw until he reached your lips, making an almost relieved sound against your lips. "We'll go slow. Please just tell me if I hurt you, that's the last thing I'd ever want."

Your eyes flew open at the feel of his length pressing against your entrance, your walls stretching just shy of the point of discomfort as you accommodated to his size. Any other thoughts and doubts in your mind took a backseat to the sound of Conrad's soft groans as he inched his way into you.

You'd never felt this unbelievably full.

He moaned your name in your ear. "Like you were made for me." He pressed his lips to your temple, the gesture somewhat calming your erratically beating heart. "I'll keep going now."

"Wait Conrad you what--Oh!" You felt a thrill at the back of your head once he pushed even further in, more arousal rushing and slickening your inner walls clenching around him as if pulling him deeper into you. All you could utter over the overwhelming pleasure he was subjecting you to was a faint whimper of his name.

"I love you, Y/N," he sighed in contentment, his warm exhale hitting your already heated skin before he resumed kissing along the side of your face.

"Don't say that," you blurted out. "You don't have to--"

"I want to," he cut you off, moving his head to capture your lips in a heated kiss, his tongue licking at your bottom lip. "I've wanted to tell you for so long please don't tell me to stop. I can't--"

"No one's ever said it. Not to me. I'm not--I've never been--"

Your words stilled him. He rested his forehead on yours, the tip of his nose brushing against your own. "All the more reason for me to tell you." He muffled your moan with a kiss when he inched in even more. "I love you." He kissed up your neck, gently capturing your earlobe between his teeth before kissing the same spot. "I'll say it so often everyone around us will be sick of hearing me say the words."

"Conrad…" you cried out when he finally bottomed out, your hips flush together. "Please--"

"I love you." He started moving his hips in slow grinding circles, repeating the words every time he fully entered you.

The words were lodged stubbornly in the back of your throat; all you could utter was his name while your body trembled trying to raise your hips to meet his thrusts. Meanwhile a vicious voice in the back of your mind questioned if this was even real, refusing to accept any reality where a guy like James Conrad actually genuinely fell in love with you.

You lived by the saying that if something sounded too good to be true, then it probably was. And this…this sounded like a chick lit romance novel where the devastatingly handsome decommissioned soldier fell for the nerdy scientist that most days couldn't even bother to check if her hair looked alright from the back.

This was definitely too good to be true. And all you could do now was allow yourself the fleeting opportunity to lose yourself in the pleasure he was more than capable of and seemed quite willing to give you.

And brace yourself for the moment he pulled away. The moment he finally realized that yes. Yes he could do better, actually.

Before you could dwell on it any further, he pulled you out of your spiraling thoughts when his fingers made contact with the throbbing bundle of nerves above your entrance, rubbing at the spot with the same languid pace of his thrusts.

"You feel divine, my love," he moaned in your ear, pressing his lips to a spot behind it that sent your mind reeling, the tension tightening in your stomach even further. "Come for me, Y/N." He upped his pressure on your clit, still keeping the pace with his slow, deep thrusts.

The coiling tension finally snapped when he started sucking at your skin, your walls convulsing around him while your body shook under him, your hold on his shoulder blade weakening until you finally let go, arm landing on the mattress with a soft thud. He stilled his movement inside you, capturing your lips in a tender kiss while you came down from your high.

"I love you," he kept whispering between kisses. The words had you feeling the traitorous tears prickling in the back of your eyes, every part of you filled with the overpowering urge to say them back. Tell him that you felt the same.

Instead you wanted to slap yourself for the question that slipped from your mouth. "Wait what about you?"

The smirk he gave you in response had thrills shooting throughout your body, feeling the faintest tinge of embarrassment in the back of your mind when you felt your pussy clenching around him at the sight. His mouth stretched into a devilish grin as he thrusted into you in return, his eyes filled with an obvious mix of sexual and romantic intent.

"Don't you worry about me, sweetheart," he rasped, starting to slowly grind his hips again. "We're nowhere near done."

He's not coming back. He left the bedroom and give it time, you're gonna hear him leave the house.

You were being irrational, and most of your mind recognized your thoughts for what they were: absolutely batshit crazy and dead wrong. For one, Conrad left the room without a stick of clothing covering him, telling you he was going to get water. He didn't know how to navigate most of your house so it would reasonably take him a few minutes to actually go get it and come back up.

That didn't stop you from making your way to the head of the bed, and crawling under the covers, drawing your knees to your chest as if you were bracing yourself for emotional impact. You caught a glimpse of your reflection on the full-length mirror, instinctively bringing your hand up to your hair to start working at the knots and tangles that developed over the last few hours.

Conrad came back to the room at that moment, holding a water bottle and two cups, giving you a soft smile as he looked on at all the effects from your lovemaking. "You look like an angel…perched on a cloud." He handed you your cup before pouring one for himself, raising an eyebrow at you when you remained sitting motionless and staring at him blankly. "What is it, sweetheart?"

"I just--I thought you were just gonna get for--"

"Myself?" You nodded at him once he finished for you, making him click his tongue in disappointment, realizing what kind of experiences you'd had before. "You're making it too easy for me to spoil you. I could never be so selfish." He briefly touched his glass to yours, the clinking sound filling the room before you both downed your drinks.

Even while he climbed back onto the bed, situating himself beside you and pulling you into his arms, your irrational thoughts that he'll redress himself in a few minutes time and leave plagued your mind.

"You're looking at me like you expect me to disappear," he murmured, lightly tracing along the lines of your face with his fingertips. "What's wrong, Y/N?"

Come on, you stupid little scaredy cat just tell him. Three words. Three monosyllabic words so simple a kid can say them. Just say it.

"You're still here," you blurted out, immediately wanting to swallow your tongue when his face dropped.

Wrong three words, you fucking idiot.

"Do you want me to leave?" His words came out strained, as if it physically hurt him to say them.

"No, I don't. It's just…I expect it. And if I can be honest I'm still kind of…waiting."

"Waiting for what?"

You pursed your lips, a part of you already feeling silly for the words about to come out your mouth. "Post-coital clarity?"

He let out a slow sigh, his hold tightening around you while he cupped your face with his free hand, stroking along your cheekbone with his thumb. "And what in the world is that?"

"It's this--Honestly it's silly, really--"

"It doesn't seem silly to you." He leaned in to press a soft kiss to your lips, pulling you closer when you melted against him at the gesture. "So it's not silly to me. Tell me what it is."

You took a deep breath, your fingers absentmindedly tracing along the lines on his abdomen while you explained. "It's this phenomena that…once you've slept with someone, the attraction goes away. Your mind's more clear, you're no longer overpowered by this attraction and you realize that the person you just had sex with isn't as appealing as they were before you got together."

It took him a few seconds before he spoke again, maneuvering you so that you were now on top of him, straddling his stomach, his hands skimming up and down your sides.

"Why is it so hard for you to accept that I love you?"

The question seemed so ridiculous to you. "Because nobody ever has. Nobody does--"

"You're wrong," he cut you off, pulling you close until your chests were pressed together. "I know it might not happen often but it's happening now. You're wrong, and I'm living proof of it. Because I'm here. I'm here and I love you. The only clarity that came to me is that I want more than anything for us to become more. For what we shared tonight be more than a one-time thing."

He wrapped his arms tighter around you, pulling you into a tender kiss that had your heart fluttering when he licked into your mouth, his tongue gliding against yours. "I'm no good with words," you said breathlessly when he broke the kiss, his chest heaving against yours. "I've never been able to say how I feel, I can't--"

"Shh it's alright, sweetheart," he breathed, holding you by the back of your neck to rest your forehead against his. "You don't need those fancy words you use in your report. It's just us here. Whatever you wish to tell me, in the plainest words--"

"I love you, too."

A/N: I've finally finished this mega chonker of a piece! And I've given 'you deserve better' Conrad his happy ending with his precious bb 🥹🥹

Next up is the final story in the Kinktober 2023 initial goal: Fingering with President Loki 😳👀 And lemme just tell y'all now…it's gonna be at least 2k words long because I haven't even gotten to the smutting yet 🥴

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[calyxthenerd]

Can I req a Nimona fic?

A mermaid Ballister au either modern or canon divergence or Little mermaid au (disney or HCA)

It’ll be my pleasure, friend!

Context: this is sort of a mix of Luca and the little mermaid, and in this Bal was raised by his grandpa, who he still lives with because mermaid practicality

Ambrosius was honestly sick of the routine, it was always wake up, get ready, go to the lab, pick up the equipment, go down to the beach, pick up samples, head back to the lab, analyze them until he couldn’t keep his eyes open and go home to pass out in his bed, he thought being a marine biologist would be exciting!

Anyways, he was at the beach to pick up some more water samples, when he spotted something by the rocks, which was weird, because it was nowhere near the turtles’ egg laying season, and most birds were already heading south this time of year, so he obviously went to check it out, as the curious scientist he was, and what he saw had him passing out in shock

———————

Ballister was doing his usual daily routine: help Baba with food, say hi to the cute fish that swam near their cave in the mornings, eat, collect the human trash that kept showing up, and then head out to go look at that pretty human who always stop by the nearest beach, he always told Baba he was only going to observe the human town from afar, but in reality, he was watching him, but today was different, today he was going to let himself be seen, today was the day he would be noticed

So he put his plan in motion, and laid in a rock that would put him in display just enough to be noticed by the human, but now he had an unconscious human and a boatload of trouble

———————

As Ambrosius recovered from his shock, the first thing he saw were two beautiful big brown eyes, in a gorgeous tan face hovering over him, staring at him, filled with concern, so he went to look at the rest of whoever it was, and as he did, he remembered why he fainted in the first place, and he stammered out “but- how- why- impossi- you shouldn’t exist!”

To which the unnamed mermaid responded “first of all, that’s very hurtful, second of all, did no one teach you any manners?” He huffed

“I’m sorry if I briefly forgot my manners when faced by a mythological creature that disproves hundreds of years of scientific research!” Ambrosius retorted

“We are very much real, and I guess I have to be the one with the manners right now” he stretched out his hand “I’m Ballister”

“Ambrosius” he let out, now that the shock wore off, he was getting lost in the mermaid’s eyes, so he wasn’t exactly at his most verbal

“Oi!” Ballister snapped his fingers on the blonde’s face

“Marry me” he mumbled before snapping out of it

“I’m sorry, what?” Ballister said, having heard it, just wanting to confirm it was actually what was said

“I’m sorry, you just have very pretty eyes, and it’s my weakness, hehe” the scientist responded, blushing and rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly

“Okay, but what did you say?”

“I asked you to marry me…” he repeated, looking down as his blush darkened

“Okay”

“Okay?”

“Okay, as in, let’s get married” Ballister said, much to his companion’s confusion

“I’m sorry, WHAT?!”

“Let’s get married, hitched, tie the knot, I don’t know any other ways to say it, you in?”

“You know what, sure”

———————

And so they did, Ballister went to tell everything to his Baba, who reluctantly agreed to it, and Ambrosius talked to his one friend at the university, a young pink haired engineer who called herself Nimona, she built a floating altar so the mermaid side wouldn’t have any issues moving, it was a beautiful thing, just the officiant, the young couple, Ballister was swimmed down the altar by his Baba, like he always dreamed, and Nimona cheered on them from the singular chair she grabbed and dragged to the beach for herself

After that, they either met up at the beach whenever Ambrosius had a break from work and Ballister was back from hunting or cleaning his sector of the ocean, Ballister and Nimona got along like a house on fire, and she started leaving the university more often to visit the beach, and slowly opened up about how she didn’t have a family, or anyone really, until they showed up in her life, Ambrosius and Nimona were there for Ballister when his Baba died and he had to take over caring for their sector of the ocean, they celebrated each other’s achievements and held each other through bad times, it wasn’t perfect, but it was their little life, their little spot on the beach

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[blindedmewithscience]

Subject #S108 - Failure (check cw’s pls)

“Now why don’t we find out what I do with my failures together, shall we?”

Despite their short stature, Scully stood tall over their collapsed subject as she wheezed and coughed. Her mouth moved as she desperately tried to force out words that she could no longer sound out. Blood trickled from the fine cuts, staining her feathers a bright crimson along with the floor.

The scalpel hung loose in their hand while they studied the collapsed figure before them. What to do... There wasn’t any way they were allowing this one to leave alive. Not after her aggression, her threats... They didn’t get this far by taking unnecessary risks.

Scully stooped down to tilt her chin up towards them, “You really should have listened to me. I am your doctor after all.”

A flash of light glinted off the scalpel as Scully brought it up to her face to press the flat edge of it firmly against her cheek. The edge so sharp it still bit into her delicate feathered skin, drawing blood and a fearful shudder of breath. Scully spared her a thoughtful look before pulling the blade away and instead hefting her up to drag her over to the table. This time around, they put no care into making sure she was comfortable, simply restrained.

Despite the circumstances, they went about their routine. The changes had completed, so they needed to collect the same samples to compare to those from before the change. They didn’t bother to sedate her for them this time. Scully put all the samples in the fridge, wrote in their notebook for a while, then set it aside. 

Casting a glance over their shoulder, Scully reached for a different notebook now. They had a quirk of a smile on their face, “So I know it’s not anywhere near as scientifically significant to add so many variables to an experiment, but it is awfully common for us in this field to.. Play around... If we’ve got the spare material for it.”

The horrified look on her face told Scully that their words had immediately sunk in, so did the renewed struggles. Without the ability to move her arms, the most she could do was twist and kick and arch her back in a desperate bid to wiggle free. No luck.

The lab felt too silent without her screaming and cursing, so Scully flicked on an old CD player with a home mix of their favorite music. Classic synth rock of the 80s, 90s, and early 00s. Scully hummed along contentedly as they moved around the lab over to their cabinet of curiosities. Sometimes this part felt the same as the childlike fun of making witches brews in a pot with mud and leaves and anything else you could find on the ground or in the kitchen. Except this was real magic and nobody was going to slap them on the wrist for wasting all the spices.

Their hands stretched out to select a number of jars with no plan in particular. Except for one, “I’ll let you in on a little secret, now that you really can’t spill it. Unicorns are very real. Why don’t we see what happens if we add that into the mix?”

They withdrew a much larger dose than they had for any of their more controlled injections earlier, though they did still note it down. Right before they pressed the needle into her neck and depressed the plunger.

Her mouth gaped open in a soundless scream, unable to do a thing as searing pain cracked through her skull. Yet another sharp point burst forth from her forehead, centered neatly between the antlers as it spiraled outward. The white feathers and fur started to take on an almost metallic, iridescent sheen.

Scully traced their clawtips over the horn, their subjects visceral shudder told them it had full senses, as it should. They would need to perform some tests on it to make sure it was a proper conduit for magic, but first needed to make sure it wasn’t affected by anything else they added in. From their counter, they picked up a far less delicate tool than their scalpel: A bone saw. Something that quickly and easily chewed through the horn right at the base. It cut into the nearby antlers in the process, shredding the soft velvet and splattering everything in the immediate area with blood.

She tried to scream and thrash the entire time, the pain blindingly intense, even after the horn had toppled to the side. Blood ran down her face, much like her fur, it seemed to have an otherworldly shimmer to it now.

Scully placed the horn aside on a clean tray. If it didn’t function as a magical conduit well enough to sell at a market, it would likely still make exceptional base materials for more unicorn solution. Assuming it passed their other strict testing, of course.

“If it weren’t so difficult to obtain, I’d see if giving you more made you grow yet another horn. Wouldn’t that be something? Did you enjoy being a unicorn for a few minutes? Was it everything you dreamed it would be~?” They were just being mean at this point.

No rest for the wicked, they picked up another jar. This one entirely different from anything else they’d used. Spider. Oh what fun this could bring...

The next injection’s changes started out slow. Scully could make out what appeared to be additional limbs starting to sprout from her sides as she writhed. The few patches of bare skin she had left started to grow over with fine silver-white hairs. 

It continued to be slow.

Scully checked the time as they kept an eye on the limb development. It was late and these were taking a while. They would let the cameras monitor the changes overnight. God they needed sleep.

As they headed for the exit, they paused to look back and say their goodbyes in a singsong voice, “I’ll see you in the mooorning~”

The lab went dark.

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As much as they’d wanted to sleep in, they got to 7am before they found themself unfortunately awake.

Back to the daily grind then. Scully brewed themself a giant mug of coffee before returning to their darkened lab to see what had happened overnight.

The table was now a twisted mess of feathers that shuddered and heaved with every labored breath. Upon their approach, they could see that the spider genetics had given their subject more arms, but she didn’t have arms, she had wings. Now she looked like something out of the biblically accurate fan works all over social media.

“Oh aren’t you positively angelic today~” They greeted her with that saccharine sweet facade that barely concealed tense, gritted teeth.

In response the feathers drew in tighter, shielding herself as best she could from Scully’s prying eyes. It didn’t stop their probing fingers from exploring the wings and petting over the feathers before finding where they parted and yanking them aside, “Now, now, don’t be shy... We have so much more we could do~!”

They probed around, noting that some of her soft skin had hardened into something more chitinous. Upon her face were smaller wings in about the location they would expect to see pedipalps. Scully briefly wondered if her organs had shifted around as a result. They did not often introduce arthropod genetics to mammals. 

Nothing like a fun little exploratory procedure first thing in the morning!

They geared up in their usual protective equipment, a crisp clean lab coat  to keep the blood off their hair, goggles, and gloves for every hand. A proper mad scientist look.

Scully at least had the mercy to partially sedate her, but only partially. Once their subject’s eyes grew heavy and half-lidded and her many limbs grew slack, they set to work with their scalpel, making expert cuts. As the blood welled up in the cuts, it seemed to have a slightly less red hue than before, something a little closer to Scully’s own purple hemolymph coloration, though theirs did not shimmer in quite the same way. Of course, they weren’t part unicorn.

Despite the hardening, it took them no time at all to peel back the skin and expose her abdominal cavity. They could see her heart racing, her chest heaving, and as they predicted, things weren’t in their usual spots. Both lungs looked distorted, something halfway between a human lung and a spider’s book lung. The heart itself had elongated somewhat, while some of her mammalian organs appeared reduced.

Scully guessed she would not last much longer. Maybe only one more variable before something vital gave out.. If even that. They didn’t think the magic of unicorn genetics could do enough heavy lifting to sustain any of this.

With a gloved hand, they gently pressed a claw against her heart, which they could feel lurch and race faster, “What a sight you are... How long can you last like this, I wonder?”

Not long if they left her open and bleeding on the table. They collected a few additional biopsy samples before replacing the flaps of skin and stitching the incisions back together. Blood oozed from the cracks, but they cleaned the wounds and bandaged them, despite knowing it wouldn’t matter in a day or so.

While they washed up, they mulled over their options in their head. If they waited, there could be additional development from the unicorn and spider genes. It would be nice to flesh out their data on arthropod and mammal combinations.. But they also had a nice petri dish to play around in and they were never guaranteed another one. Then again.. They could do a little of both.

Scully glanced at their phone before scooping it up with a clean hand. Only noon, they had the whole day ahead of them. Sparing their subject only half a glance, they finished drying their hands and tossed the paper towel in a waste bin, “Lucky break for you today. I’m just going to let things simmer for now. I’ll see you in the morning, if you’re still here.”

And the room was plunged into darkness once more. 

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Scully had spent their day mostly catching up on e-mails, dozing off at their desk, and considering trying to find someone to spend the night with. That last one they never quite got around to though. When they woke up early Sunday morning, it was the most rest they’d had all week.

For a moment they even considered forgoing the coffee that morning. Only a moment though, soon they had a piping hot black coffee in their hand and were descending the passage to their hidden lab.

Upon turning on the lights they were pleasantly surprised to find their subject still alive, though she was breathing shallowly and looked unwell. Scully set their coffee on the countertop and hooked a claw around her feathered pedipalps to uncover her face, “Good morning sunshine~! You’ve made it through another night!” 

The light stung her eyes and she visibly grimaced, revealing even more messed up mouthparts than the night before. Ohhh Scully was glad they’d waited longer. Inside the elongated deer muzzle, the ridged edges of the swan “teeth” had combined beautifully with the typical maxillary plates of a spider to form a radula-like system for breaking down food. Her canines had lengthened further, taking on a more hooked shape. A careful press with the back of their claw produced a small drop of venom out the tip of the newly developed spider fangs. Beautiful.... No notable changes on the unicorn side of things, but it hardly seemed to matter to them.

Excited to write this all down, Scully whipped around to grab their notebook. The room fell silent save for the rapid scrawl of pencil against paper. Arachnid and mammal didn’t mix well, but arachnid and avians had potential! If they ever got a request for a biblically accurate swan, they’d be golden. They were practically vibrating by the time they’d finished writing everything down. A wild look in their eyes as they turned back to face her, “You’ve helped me so much more than you know. I almost feel bad for the inevitability of your situation.”

Anyway, it was time for the second half of their compromise. First they took a small sample jar and pressed one of her curved hollow fangs against the inside of it, encouraging the biting motion to collect a trickle of venom as one might from a snake. Once that was capped and set aside, they pulled out their almost assuredly final jar of genetic mayhem. For the last one.... Scorpion. Scully had mixed different arthropods together with ease in the past. Their systems played together much more cohesively than others. Time to see how it would play here.

The hardened skin might’ve been problematic for finding a suitable injection site for some other researcher, but as someone with their own chitinous exoskeleton, it didn’t take them long. Right in the soft spot at a joint... The changes didn’t take long either.

The shifting of some of her retractable claws into dark black pinchers made them more visible hidden under her white feathers. Her tail lashed furiously as she writhed in pain, a dark, chitinous tip starting to push through the fur. Her mouth opened in another soundless, breathy attempt at a scream.

It didn’t help. 

What helped was when she thrashed her tail just right. The sharp point nearly grazed Scully’s shoulder on the way past, it might’ve struck them if she’d been trying to hit them. That was a terrible oversight on their part. Fortunately for them, that hadn’t been the case. Unfortunately for them, she had been aiming for her own chest. The sharp barb had easily sunk in right through the seam they’d stitched up yesterday and right into her heart. Her whole body shuddered before the light in her eyes faded, a final breath rattled from her lungs and her whole body went slack. She’d managed to reclaim just enough agency to end this nightmare on her own terms.

Scully watched this happen with only the faintest hint of an emotion on their face but it was mostly concern over how easily they could’ve been hit by that stinger instead. They should have restrained the tail. Noting that down. They swore to themself, promising to never let such an idiotic mistake happen again.

Sighing softly, they finished their notes, collected their final set of samples, including the venom from her stinger and additional venom from her fangs. Now they had to clean this mess up. Scully wheeled the corpse over to a large, tube shaped machine. They were thankful these things came in such varied sizes, imagine how difficult it would be in a world where all people were only the size of humans? Although they did need to fold in their subject’s wings for her to fit through the opening. It made her look almost serene, definitely angelic, the way the feathers curved over her still form. Scully ran their hands over the soft feathers one last time before pushing her corpse into the tube and clamping shut the door.

Nobody knew they had an aquamation machine in their possession, but if anyone ever found out, it would simply be described as a green alternative to safely dispose of deceased lab animals. Not to mention, the water use was far easier to hide than the smokestacks of a crematorium would be. As for the ashes? The sterilized and finely powered bone made for an excellent addition to potting soil for their home gardening as well as their plant-based lab experiments up above. 

While the machine ran, Scully flipped on their music and set to work washing up the rest of their lab space. It was time to completely sanitize everything, leave no unwanted trace of the previous tenant, and prepare it for their eventual next guest.

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Subject #S108

Intake date: September 20, 2022

Species: Human Sex: AFAB Pronouns: She/Her Height: 160cm Weight: 59kg Known Allergies and Conditions: N/A Introduced Genes: Avian (Swan requested). Cervid (Caribou used). Feline (Oriental longhair requested).  Solution: Introduced in stages. Each solution 50% Magic matrix, 50% gene at a volume of 5mL each for a total volume of 15mL. NOTES: Swan genes introduced to shoulder. Rapid changes observable within minutes of injection, subject appears very receptive to magic.  Subject describes pain as burning in arms. Source determined to be pin feathers developing in the skin. Swan genes resulted in bird person arm wings. Development took about 30 minutes from first pin feather growth to conclusion of growth.  Subject is showing signs of aggression. Possibly another new trait of the swan genetics. Deer genes introduced next to thigh. Changes occurred quickly and appeared far less painful for the subject. First assessment seems to be a result of flawless deer legs. Cat genes introduced to lower back. Rapid change again. This altered deer tail into lengthy cat tail, as hoped. Genes started to mix shortly after introduction of third variable. Subject’s face developed a deer snout/swan beak hybrid with feline fangs. Antlers started to grow from forehead and ears turned to deer ears minutes after. Settled within 30 minutes. Apparent conclusion of rapid change. Day two: Subject’s wings filled out overnight. Eyes are now catlike. Antlers continued to develop. Subject reacted violently to being touched. Wing musculature is developing nicely, the limbs are already quite strong. Subject is learning to use her new mouth already. Prescribed bed rest while subject continues to develop and learn her new limbs. Temporarily providing diet of soft foods easy to ingest with new mouth. Day three: Subject is already attempting to walk. Very unsteady, but the practice should accelerate her training. Feathers appear to be fully unsheathed. Flight should be possible with the right practice. Will direct her to instructor upon release. Subject already seems to be able to ingest solid food, resuming normal diet. Day four: Antlers appear to be their maximum size now. Apparent feather growth up neck and onto cheeks. Appears to have retained mammalian digits on arms. I may have missed them among the pin feathers. Fingers are now catlike with retractable claws. Unfortunately the subject has grown more violent. Exhibited self destructive tendencies and tried to kill me upon face to face visitation. Resumed isolation. Day five: Subject seems to have lost the ability to speak since yesterday morning. This may be a failure within the vocal cords, or a degradation of the brain which may also explain the animalistic violence. Day six: Subject’s heart failed. Subject deceased. Final samples collected. Apparent cause of death: too much stress from multiple introduced genes. Body processed through alkaline hydrolysis. According to files and subject’s own statement, no next of kin to notify or collect ashes. 

Biological samples collected after conclusion of experiment: skin, fur, feathers, antler velvet, urine, blood, saliva, & mucus.

Test results TBD

Height: 173cm Weight: 60kg

Experiment results: Failure. Subject did not survive the process. Most likely a complication due to incompatibility of introduced genes.

Experiment Concluded: September 25, 2022 -SC

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Additionally introduced: Unicorn. Arachnid (Spider). Arachnid (Scorpion). Solutions: 25% Magic, 75% Unicorn. 50% Magic, 50% Spider. 50% Magic, 50% Scorpion. Introduced in stages over a period of two days.

NOTES: Tendons in wings cut, voice box cut. Preventative measures for safety. Unicorn introduction resulted in rapid growth of unicorn horn. Horn was sawed off and collected. Near immediate iridescent sheen observed on feathers and fur. Blood shows signs of same light iridescence. Spider introduction caused slow, painful limb growth. Hair growth over remaining bare skin. Is speed related to number of variables or complexity of change? Subject left to develop overnight.

Limb growth completed by morning. Additional arm wings have grown where arms would normally present on a spider person. Development of wing-shaped pedipalps on face. Skin underneath hair and fur has grown firm, chitinous development suspected. Subject sedated for surgical procedure to inspect internal organ development. Blood appears to be taking on properties of hemolymph, including color. Partial formation of mammalian lungs into book lungs. Extension of heart. Reduction of many human organs. Subject not expected to live past another day or two. Biopsy samples taken from altered organs. Received sutures and left to rest.

As of sixth day, subject is still living. Observed continued spider development of fangs capable of injecting venom. Venom sample collected. Apparent success of combination of arachnid and avian genes. Requires more testing. Scorpion introduction. Rapid development of claws into pinchers. Development venomous stinger. Subject did not have tail restrained. During the painful development process, subject struck herself in the heart. Unclear if intentional or accidental. Subject was lost to injury.

Additional samples collected: Biopsy of all affected organs. Spider venom. Scorpion/Spider venom.

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Home Sample Collection Near Me – RML Pathology, Best Diagnostic Centre in Lucknow

Our world moves fast, and we all want things to be easy when it comes to taking care of our health. As people need more, RML Pathology, Lucknow's top testing center now brings Home Sample Collection Services to you. This means you can get your health tests done with just one phone call. It doesn't matter if you're keeping an eye on a long-term health issue or just doing a regular check-up – getting your tests done at home has become super simple.

Why Choose RML Pathology's Home Sample Collection?

1. Convenience and Comfort: You don't have to travel or stand in long lines. Now you can book a sample pickup from your house or workplace when it works for you.

2. Trained Professionals: RML Pathology makes sure skilled and certified blood collectors come to your place guaranteeing correct and safe sample taking while following strict cleanliness rules.

3. Wide Range of Tests: RML Pathology offers many types of diagnostic services to meet all your health needs. This includes blood tests, urine tests, thyroid checks, or full health screenings.

4. Trustworthy and Precise Outcomes: RML's cutting-edge lab and skilled staff ensure you can count on exact test results. You can access these results through online reports.

5. Cost-effective and Easy to Use: RML Pathology's home collection service is budget-friendly. It offers top-notch diagnostic services at fair prices without cutting corners on quality.

How to Schedule Home Sample Collection?

Scheduling a home sample collection is fast and easy. You can call 7991602008, check out the RML Pathology website, or even book your appointment using WhatsApp. The lab keeps wait times short and lets you see your test results online to make things easier.

Areas Served in Lucknow

RML Pathology now offers its home collection service in all over Lucknow. This allows locals to get high-quality diagnostic tests done at home.

Don't put off your health checks! Try RML Pathology's Home Sample Collection Service for a smooth health experience. This way, you can look after your well-being without giving up your comfort or safety.

Set up your home sample collection now and RML Pathology will handle everything else!

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Understanding Mold Testing: A Comprehensive Guide for Homeowners

When it comes to maintaining a healthy home, mold testing plays a crucial role. Mold can grow in hidden areas, affecting your indoor air quality and potentially causing health issues. This guide will walk you through the essentials of mold testing, helping you understand why it's important and how it can safeguard your home.

What is Mold Testing?

Mold inspection and testing near me involves analyzing air and surface samples from your home to determine the presence and type of mold. The goal is to identify the source of the problem and assess the potential risks to your health and property.

Why is Mold Testing Important?

Mold testing is essential for several reasons:

Health Concerns: Mold can lead to respiratory problems, allergies, and other health issues. Identifying mold types and concentrations helps assess the risk.

Property Damage: Mold can damage building materials and personal belongings. Testing helps in evaluating the extent of the damage.

Preventive Measures: Early detection allows for timely remediation, preventing mold from spreading and causing more significant problems.

How Does Mold Testing Work?

Mold testing typically involves several steps:

1. Inspection

A thorough visual inspection of your home is the first step. Professionals look for signs of mold growth, water damage, and moisture sources. This step helps in pinpointing potential problem areas.

2. Sampling

Different types of samples can be collected:

Air Samples: These are collected to measure the concentration of mold spores in the air. It helps in determining whether airborne mold levels are higher than normal.

Surface Samples: Taken from surfaces suspected of mold growth. This can be done using swabs or tape lifts.

Bulk Samples: Pieces of building materials are collected to test for mold growth within the material.

3. Analysis

The collected samples are sent to a laboratory for analysis. The lab identifies the types of mold present and assesses their concentration. This information helps in understanding the extent of the contamination and the appropriate remediation steps.

4. Report

Once the analysis is complete, a detailed report is provided. This report includes findings on the types of mold, their concentrations, and recommendations for remediation.

Types of Mold

Understanding the types of mold that might be present in your home can help in choosing the right remediation approach. Common types include:

Aspergillus: Often found in decaying organic matter, it can cause respiratory issues.

Cladosporium: Common in both indoor and outdoor environments, this mold is known for causing allergic reactions.

Stachybotrys (Black Mold): Known for its black color, it is associated with severe health problems and extensive damage.

How to Prepare for Mold Testing

Preparing your home for mold testing can help ensure accurate results:

Clean the Area: While you should avoid disturbing mold, clean up any visible dirt or debris in the testing area.

Ensure Accessibility: Make sure that areas where mold might be present are accessible for the inspector.

Avoid DIY Testing Kits: Professional testing is generally more reliable than DIY kits, which may not provide comprehensive results.

Post-Testing Steps

After mold testing, the next steps involve remediation and prevention:

1. Remediation

Based on the testing report, a mold remediation plan is developed. This may involve:

Removing Contaminated Materials: Such as drywall or insulation.

Cleaning: Using specialized cleaners and methods to remove mold from surfaces.

Drying: Ensuring that all affected areas are thoroughly dried to prevent future mold growth.

2. Prevention

To prevent mold from returning:

Control Humidity: Use dehumidifiers and air conditioners to keep humidity levels low.

Fix Leaks: Repair any leaks or water damage promptly.

Ventilation: Ensure proper ventilation in areas prone to moisture, like bathrooms and kitchens.

Finding a Professional

When choosing a mold testing professional, consider:

Experience: Look for professionals with a solid track record and expertise in mold testing.

Certifications: Check for certifications from recognized organizations.

Reviews: Read customer reviews to gauge their reliability and quality of service.

Conclusion

Mold testing is a critical step in ensuring a safe and healthy living environment. By understanding the process and knowing what to expect, you can take proactive measures to protect your home and family from mold-related issues. Remember, early detection and professional help are key to managing mold effectively.

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Discover the Best Diagnostic Centre Near Me for Accurate Health Tests

Discovering the Best Diagnostic Centre Near Me for Your Health Needs

Finding a reliable diagnostic center is crucial for maintaining good health. However, with so many options available, it can be challenging to choose the best one. This blog will guide you through the importance of selecting the right diagnostic center and why H.R. Diagnostic is the best diagnostic centre near me for all your health needs.

Importance of Choosing the Right Diagnostic Centre

When it comes to your health, accuracy is everything. Therefore, selecting a diagnostic center that provides precise results is essential. An accurate diagnosis can prevent serious health issues and ensure timely treatment. Moreover, a reliable diagnostic center should offer a wide range of tests, from blood tests to advanced imaging.

Quality of Equipment and Technology

One of the key factors in determining the best diagnostic centre near me is the quality of equipment used. Advanced technology ensures that the tests are conducted accurately and efficiently. Therefore, H.R. Diagnostic invests in state-of-the-art equipment. This not only guarantees precise results but also enhances the overall patient experience.

Skilled and Experienced Staff

Apart from technology, the expertise of the staff is equally important. At H.R. Diagnostic, you will find highly qualified professionals who are trained to handle various diagnostic procedures. Their experience and knowledge play a crucial role in ensuring accurate test results. Therefore, when you search for the best diagnostic centre near me, H.R. Diagnostic should be your top choice.

Comprehensive Range of Tests

A top diagnostic center should offer a comprehensive range of tests under one roof. H.R. Diagnostic provides an extensive list of services, including:

Blood Tests

Imaging Services (X-ray, MRI, CT Scan)

Ultrasound

ECG and Cardiology Tests

Pathology Services

Having all these services in one place makes it convenient for patients. Moreover, it ensures a quicker diagnosis, which is vital for effective treatment.

Specialized Health Packages

In addition to individual tests, H.R. Diagnostic offers specialized health packages. These packages are designed to cater to different health needs, such as:

Full Body Checkup

Women’s Health Package

Senior Citizen Health Package

Diabetes Care Package

These packages are tailored to provide a thorough assessment of your health. Therefore, if you are looking for the best diagnostic centre near me, consider one that offers such comprehensive packages.

Convenience and Accessibility

Another factor to consider is the location and accessibility of the diagnostic center. H.R. Diagnostic is strategically located in a prime area, making it easily accessible for everyone. Moreover, they offer online booking services, which adds to the convenience. You can book your tests from the comfort of your home and avoid long waiting times.

Home Sample Collection

For those who cannot visit the center, H.R. Diagnostic offers home sample collection services. This service is particularly beneficial for elderly patients or those with mobility issues. The samples are collected by trained professionals and are transported safely to the lab. Therefore, when searching for the best diagnostic centre near me, consider one that offers such convenient services.

Accurate and Timely Results

Accuracy and timely delivery of test results are crucial in any diagnostic process. H.R. Diagnostic is known for its prompt services. They understand the urgency of test results and ensure that you receive them as quickly as possible. Moreover, they offer digital reports, which you can access online. This not only saves time but also allows you to share the results easily with your doctor.

Personalized Care and Support

What sets H.R. Diagnostic apart from others is the personalized care they offer. Their staff takes the time to explain the tests and results to you. They ensure that you are comfortable and well-informed throughout the process. Therefore, if you are looking for the best diagnostic centre near me, H.R. Diagnostic is the one that prioritizes patient care.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing

Cost is often a concern when choosing a diagnostic center. However, H.R. Diagnostic offers affordable pricing without compromising on quality. They believe in transparency and provide a clear breakdown of the costs involved. There are no hidden charges, and the prices are competitive compared to other centers. Therefore, if affordability is a factor for you, H.R. Diagnostic is the best diagnostic centre near me.

Testimonials and Patient Reviews

When searching for the best diagnostic centre near me, patient reviews can be a valuable resource. H.R. Diagnostic has received positive feedback from numerous patients. Many have praised the accuracy of the tests, the professionalism of the staff, and the overall patient experience. Therefore, considering patient reviews can help you make an informed decision.

Commitment to Safety and Hygiene

In today’s world, safety and hygiene are more important than ever. H.R. Diagnostic follows strict protocols to ensure a safe environment for patients. They adhere to all health guidelines and maintain high standards of cleanliness. Therefore, when choosing the best diagnostic centre near me, consider one that prioritizes safety.

Why H.R. Diagnostic is the Best Choice

To summarize, H.R. Diagnostic stands out as the best diagnostic centre near me for several reasons:

Advanced Technology: Ensures accurate and reliable test results.

Qualified Staff: Experienced professionals who provide quality care.

Comprehensive Services: A wide range of tests and health packages.

Convenience: Easily accessible location and online booking.

Affordability: Transparent and competitive pricing.

Patient-Centered Care: Personalized attention and support.

H.R. Diagnostic is committed to providing top-notch diagnostic services to ensure your health is in good hands. Whether you need a routine checkup or specialized tests, they have you covered.

Conclusion

In conclusion, finding the best diagnostic centre near me is crucial for your health. H.R. Diagnostic offers a perfect blend of technology, expertise, and personalized care. With their comprehensive services and commitment to quality, you can trust them with all your diagnostic needs. Therefore, don’t compromise on your health—choose H.R. Diagnostic for accurate and reliable test results. Book your test today and experience the best in healthcare diagnostics.

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