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HONEO AND JEWELIETTE (joke copyrighted to tumblr user ncteez) THATS US RIGHT THERE
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The House with the Wisteria Family Crest / 第十四話『藤の花の家紋の家(Fujino Hanano Kamonno Ie)』
*Green colored words are only in anime, not in original manga, and we usually call them “ani-ori(anime-original)".
嘴平伊之助「おら!どけ!おらあ!刀を抜いて戦え!この弱味噌が!!」
Hashibira Inosuke “Ora! Doke! Oraa! Katana’o nuite tatakae! Kono yowa-misoga!!”
Inosuke Hashibira “Take this! Move it! Take this! Draw your sword and fight me! You spineless punk!”
炭治郎「あ……!」
Tanjiro “A……!”
伊之助「もういい。お前ごと箱を串刺しにしてやる!!」
Inosuke “Mo ii. Omae-goto hako’o kushi-zashini shite-yaru!!”
Inosuke “Enough! I’ll just have to skewer you along with that box!”
炭治郎「やめろ!! やめろ―――――!」
Tanjiro “Yamero!! Yamerooooooooooo!”
Tanjiro “Knock it off! Kock it off!!”
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炭治郎「やめろ~!」
Tanjiro “Yamerooo!”
Tanjiro “Knock it off!”
伊之助「ん?」
Inosuke “N?”
炭治郎「うあああ!ぐっ!」
Tanjiro “Uaaa! Gu!”
伊之助「ぐあっ!」
Inosuke “Gua!”
善逸「骨、折ったァ!」
Zen’itsu “Hone ottaa!”
Zenitsu “He broke his bones!”
炭治郎「お前は鬼殺隊員じゃないのか!! なぜ善逸が刀を抜かないか、わからないのか?隊員同士で徒(いたずら)に刀を抜くのは御法度(ごはっと)だからだ!! それをお前は一方的に痛めつけていて、楽しいのか?卑劣、極まりない!」
Tanjiro “Omaewa Kisatsu-Taiinja nainoka!! Naze Zen’itsuga katanao nuka-naika, wakara-nai-noka? Taiin-doshide itazurani katanao nuku-nowa gohatto dakarada!! Soreo omaewa ippo-tekini itame-tsukete-ite, tanoshii-noka? Hiretsu kiwamari-nai!”
Tanjiro “Aren’t you a member of the Demon Slayer Corps? Don’t you get why Zenitsu refuses to draw his sword? It’s because it’s taboo for us to draw our swords on each other for no reason! But here you are, giving him a one-sided beatdown! Is that fun for you? You’re the lowest of the low!”
伊之助「ガフッ、ゴホッ。グハハハ…!そういうことかい、悪かったな。じゃあ素手でやり合おう…!!!」
Inosuke “Gafu, goho. Guhahaha! So-iu koto-kai, waru-kattana. Jaa sudede yari-ao…!!!”
Inosuke “Oh, so that’s why? My bad. In that case, let’s fight barehanded.”
炭治郎「いや全くわかってない感じがする。まず…隊員同士でやり合うのが駄目なんだ!素手だからいいとかじゃない!! 話を聞け!」
Tanjiro “Iya mattaku wakatte-nai kanjiga suru. Mazu…taiin-doshide yari-au-noga dame-nanda! Sude dakara ii-tokaja nai!! Hanashio kike!”
Tanjiro “No! I don’t think you get it at all! First… We’re not supposed to fight each other, period! Fighting barehanded doesn’t make it all right! Listen to me!”
善逸(うわぁぁ、アイツ……なんつー動きだ。 炭治郎に肋(あばら)折られたのに…)
Zen’itsu (Uwaaa, aitsu……Nantsu ugokida. Tanjironi abara orareta-noni…)
Zenitsu (Look at him! How can he move like that? I mean, Tanjiro just busted some of his ribs.)
善逸「というか実は、炭治郎も御法度に触れるんじゃないか?折ってるし……」
Zen’itsu “To-iuka jitsuwa, Tanjiromo gohattoni fure-runja naika? Otterushi……”
Zenitsu “Actually, isn’t Tanjiro running afoul of the taboo himself? He did break his bones.”
炭治郎(こいつは…攻撃が異様に低い!! これはまるで…まるで…!! 四足獣と戦っているようだ………!)
Tanjiro (Koitsuwa…Kogekiga iyoni hikui!! Korewa marude…marude…!! Shisoku-juto tatakatte-iru-yoda……!)
Tanjiro (Th-This guy… His attacks are bizarrely low! It’s just like… Just like…battling a four-legged beast!)
炭治郎(低く狙え!! 相手よりもさらに低く!!)
Tanjiro (Hikuku nerae!! Aite-yorimo sarani hikuku!!)
Tanjiro (Target him low! Even lower than your opponent!)
炭治郎(この関節の柔らかさ!! 人並み外れている!)
Tanjiro (Kono kansetsuno yawarakasa!! Hito-nami hazurete-iru!)
Tanjiro (The flexibility of his joints! It’s superhuman!)
伊之助「凄いだろう俺は!! 凄いだろう俺は!!」
Inosuke “Sugoi-daro orewa!! Sugoi-daro orewa!!”
Inosuke “Pretty amazing, aren’t I? Pretty amazing, aren’t I?”
善逸(二回言ってる… 自画自賛……)
Zen’itsu (Nikai itteru… Jiga jisan……)
Zenitsu (He said it twice! Singing his own praises…)
伊之助「こんなこともできるんだぜ!! アハハハハハ!」
Inosuke “Konna kotomo dekirun-daze!! Ahahahahaha!”
Inosuke “And look what else I can do!”
炭治郎「やめろ、そういうことするの!骨を痛めている時はやめておけ!悪化するぞ!!」
Tanjiro “Yamero, so-iu koto suruno! Honeo itamete-iru tokiwa yamete-oke! Akka suruzo!!”
Tanjiro “Cut it out! Don’t do stuff like that! Knock it off when you’ve got busted bones! It’s gonna get worse!”
伊之助「悪化上等!! 今この刹���の愉悦に勝るもの無し!!」
Inosuke “Akka joto!! Ima kono setsunano yuetsuni masaru mono nashi!!”
Inosuke “Worse? Fine by me! Nothing can top the pleasure of this moment!”
炭治郎「将来のこともちゃんと考えろ!!」
Tanjiro “Shoraino kotomo chanto kangaero!!”
Tanjiro “You need to think hard about the future!”
伊之助「知るか!」
Inosuke “Shiruka!”
Inosuke “What do I care?”
炭治郎「ちょっと落ち着けエ!!」
Tanjiro “Chotto ochitsukee!!”
Tanjiro “You need to…calm down!”
善逸「うわあああああ!! 音!! 頭骨割れてない!?」
Zen’itsu “Uwaaaaaa!! Oto!! Zukotsu warete-nai!?”
Zenitsu “That sound! Are your skulls fractured?”
炭治郎「あっ」
Tanjiro “A.”
善逸「ん?えっ、女?え?あっ、顔…」
Zen’itsu “N? E, onna? E? A, kao…”
Zen’itsu “Huh? A girl? Huh? Your face!”
伊之助「何だ、コラ…俺の顔に文句でもあんのか………!?」
Inosuke “Nanda, kora… Oreno kaoni monku-demo an-noka……!?”
Inosuke “What the hell? You’ve got a problem with my face or something?”
善逸(気持ち悪い奴だな…むきむきしてるのに女の子みたいな顔が乗っかってる…)
Zen’itsu (Kimochi warui yatsu dana… Muki-muki shiteru-noni onna’noko-mitaina kaoga nokkatteru…)
Zenitsu (You’re one creepy guy, you know that? You’ve got such a ripped body, but there’s a girl’s face sitting on top of it.)
伊之助「何、俺の顔をジロジロと見てやがる!」
Inosuke “Nani, oreno kao’o jiro-jiroto mite-yagaru!”
Inosuke “Why the hell are you staring at my face like that?”
善逸「べ…別に!見て…ないよ!」
Zen’itsu “Be…Betsuni! Mite…naiyo!”
Zenitsu “I-I’m not! I’m not looking at your face!”
炭治郎「君の顔に文句はない!こぢんまりしていて色白でいいんじゃないかと思う!!」
Tanjiro “Kimino kaoni monkuwa nai! Kojinmari shite-ite iro-jirode iinja naikato omou!!”
Tanjiro “We don’t have a problem with your face! It’s quite petite, fair-skinned, and therefore attractive!”
伊之助「殺すぞテメエ!! かかって来い!!」
Inosuke “Korosuzo temee!! Kakatte koi!!”
Inosuke “You’re a corpse! Come at me!”
炭治郎「駄目だ。もうかかって行かない!」
Tanjiro “Dameda. Mo kakatte ika-nai!”
Tanjiro “Not happening! I’m not gonna attack you anymore!”
伊之助「もう一発頭突いてみろ!!」
Inosuke “Mo ippatsu zutsuite-miro!!”
Inosuke “Try head-butting me one more time!”
炭治郎「もうしない!!」
Tanjiro “Mo shinai!!”
Tanjiro “Nope, I’m done!”
伊之助「やれって!ほら!」
Inosuke “Yarette! Hora!”
Inosuke “I said do it! Come on!”
炭治郎「君はちょっと座れ。大丈夫か」
Tanjiro “Kimiwa chotto suware. Daijobuka.”
Tanjiro “You sit yourself down! Are you okay?”
伊之助「おい、でこっぱち!! 俺の名を教えてやる。嘴平伊之助だ。覚えておけ!!」
Inosuke “Oi, dekoppachi!! Oreno nao oshiete-yaru. Hashibira Inosuke da. Oboete-oke!!”
Inosuke “Hey, Big Forehead! Let me tell you my name. It’s Inosuke Hashibira! Don’t you forget it!”
炭治郎「どういう字を書くんだ!」
Tanjiro “Do-iu jio kakunda!”
Tanjiro “What characters do you use to spell that?”
伊之助「字!? じっ…俺は読み書きができねぇんだよ!名前はふんどしに書いてあるけ……」
Inosuke “Ji!? Ji…orewa yomi-kakiga dekineen-dayo! Namaewa fundoshini kaite-aruke……”
Inosuke “Spell? Spell… I don’t know how to read or write! That names is written on my loincloth―”
善逸「ん?どうした?」
Zen’itsu “N? Doshita?”
Zenitsu “What’s wrong?”
正一「止まった………」
Shoichi “Tomatta……”
Shoichi “He froze.”
炭治郎「どうしたんだ?」
Tanjiro “Doshitanda?”
Tanjiro “What’s the matter?”
善逸「うわっ!倒れた!死んだ?死んだ?」
Zen’itsu “Uwa! Taoreta! Shinda? Shinda?”
Zenitsu “He collapsed! Is he dead?”
炭治郎「死んでない。多分、脳震盪だ。俺が力一杯頭突きしたから……」
Tanjiro “Shinde-nai. Tabun, no-shinto da. Orega chikara-ippai zutsuki shita-kara…”
Tanjiro “He’s not dead. It’s probably a concussion. Because I head-butted the hell out of him.”
てる子「お兄ちゃんは大丈夫?」
Teruko “Oniichanwa daijobu?”
Teruko “Are you okay, Tanjiro?”
炭治郎「うん」
Tanjiro “Un.”
Tanjiro “Yeah.”
てる子「すご~い!頭触っていい?」
Teruko “Sugoooi! Atama sawatte ii?”
Teruko “Amazing! Can I touch your head?”
炭治郎「はい」
Tanjiro “Hai.”
Tanjiro “Here!”
善逸(えっ、怖っ…。炭治郎は頭から血も出てないし、どんだけ頭硬いんだ…… 猪は失神してるのに……)
Zen’itsu(E, kowa… Tanjirowa atama-kara chimo dete-naishi, dondake atama katainda… Inoshishiwa shisshin shiteru-noni…)
Zenitsu (That’s scary! Not a drop of blood from Tanjiro’s head. How hard is it anyway? I mean, the wild boar’s passed out.)
てる子「お兄ちゃんの頭、硬~い!」
Teruko “Oniichanno atama, kataaai!”
Teruko “Tanjiro, your head is so hard!”
炭治郎「そうかな」
Tanjiro “So-kana.”
Tanjiro “You think so?”
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伊之助「ハッ。うああああ~!ああ~!」
Inosuke “Ha. Uaaaaaa! Aaaa!”
善逸「ギャ!起きたア!!」
Zen’itsu “Gya! Okitaa!!”
Zenitsu “He’s awake!”
伊之助「勝負!勝負ウ!!」
Inosuke “Shobu! Shobuu!!”
Inosuke “Fight me! Fight me!”
善逸「寝起きでこれだよ!一番苦手これ!うわああ!」
Zen’itsu “Neokide kore-dayo! Ichiban negate kore! Uwaaa!”
Zenitsu “This is how he is when he wakes up? I hate that more than anything!”
伊之助「何してんだアお前ら!」
Inosuke “Nani shitendaa omaera!”
Inosuke “What the hell are you guys doing?”
炭治郎「埋葬だよ」
Tanjiro “Maiso dayo.”
Tanjiro “It’s a burial.”
伊之助「ああ?」
Inosuke “Aa?”
炭治郎「伊之助も手伝ってくれ。まだ屋敷の中に殺された人がいるんだ」
Tanjiro “Inosukemo tetsudatte-kure. Mada yashikino nakani koro-sareta hitoga irunda.”
Tanjiro “You help out, too, Inosuke. There are still people who were killed inside the house.”
伊之助「生き物の死骸なんて埋めて何の意味がある?やらねえぜ!手伝わねえぜ!! そんなことより俺と戦え!!」
Inosuke “Ikimonono shigai-nante umete nan’no imiga aru? Yaraneeze! Tetsudawa-neeze!! Sonna koto-yori oreto tatakae!!”
Inosuke “What’s the point of burying the corpses of creatures? I’m not doing that! I’m not helping out! Forget that! Fight me!”
善逸(うわ…ホントにおかしいんだ、こいつ… 何の意味があるって…)
Zen’itsu (Uwa… Hontoni okashiinda, koitsu… Nanno imiga arutte…)
Zenitsu (Man, he really is a loon. What does he mean, what’s the point?)
炭治郎「そうか… 傷が痛むから、できないんだな?」
Tanjiro “Soka… Kizuga itamu-kara, dekinain-dana?”
Tanjiro “I see. You can’t do it because your wounds are hurting you.”
伊之助「……は?」
Inosuke “……Ha?”
善逸(駄目だ、こいつら。どっちもおかしいわ)
Zen’itsu (Dameda, koitsura. Docchimo okashiiwa.)
Zenitsu (Those two are beyond help! They’re both crazy!)
炭治郎「いや、いいんだ。痛みを我慢できる度合いは人それぞれだ。亡くなってる人を屋敷の外まで運んで土を掘って、埋葬するのは本当に大変だし…善逸とこの子たちで頑張るから大丈夫だよ」
Tanjiro “Iya, iinda. Itamio gaman dekiru doaiwa hito-sore-zoreda. Naku-natteru hito’o yashikino soto-made hakonde tsuchio hotte maiso suru-nowa hontoni taihen-dashi… Zen’itsuto kono ko-tachide ganbaru-kara daijobu dayo.”
Tanjiro “No, that’s okay. After all, we all have a different pain threshold. Moving everyone who died outside that house, then buryingthem by covering them with dirt is a lot of work. Zenitsu and these kids and I will do our best, so don’t worry!”
清(ずれてる……)
Kiyoshi (Zureteru……)
Kiyoshi (He’s so off.)
正一(ずれてる……)
Shoichi (Zureteru……)
Shoichi (He’s so off.)
炭治郎「伊之助は休んでいるといい。無理言ってすまなかったな」
Tanjiro “Inosukewa yasunde iruto ii. Muri itte sumana-kattana.”
Tanjiro “You should get some rest, Inosuke. Sorry to ask too much of you!”
伊之助「はあ゛―――ん!? なめるんじゃねえぞ!百人でも二百人でも埋めてやるよ!俺が誰よりも埋めてやるわ!!」
Inosuke “Haaaaaaaaan!? Namerunja neezo! Hyaku-nin demo nihyaku-nin demo umete yaruyo! Orega dare-yorimo umete yaruwa!!”
Inosuke “Don’t underestimate me, dammit! I’ll bury a hundred, no, two hundred of your corpses! Just watch! I’m going to bury more than anyone of you!”
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伊之助「うおおおお!ぐはっ!」
Inosuke “Uoooo! Guha!”
てる子「何やってるの?あの人…」
Teruko “Nani yatteruno? Ano hito…”
Teruko “What is that person doing?”
清「見ちゃダメだ」
Kiyoshi “Micha dameda.”
Kiyoshi “Better not look.”
正一「うん」
Shoichi “Un.”
Shoichi “Yeah.”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カア~!カア~!山ヲ下リロ。山ヲ下リロ。カア~!」
Tennoji Matsuemon(Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaaa! Kaaa! Yamao oriro. Yamao oriro. Kaaa!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “Descend the mountain! Descend the mountain!”
正一「カラスが喋ってる」
Shoichi “Karasuga shabetteru.”
Shoichi “That crow is talking!”
清「もう何も考えるな」
Kiyoshi “Mo nanimo kangaeruna.”
Kiyoshi “Just don’t think anymore.”
てる子「うん」
Teruko “Un.”
Teruko “Okay.”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「サア、ツイテ来イ。コノ私ニ!! カァア、カァア!」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Saa, tsuite-koi. Kono watashini!! Kaaa! Kaaa!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “All right, follow me! Follow yours truly!”
伊之助「うっ!ん?おい、どこへ行く!」
Inosuke “U! N? Oi, dokoe iku!”
Inosuke “Hey! Where are you going?”
炭治郎「山を下りるんだよ」
Tanjiro “Yamao orirun-dayo.”
Tanjiro “We’re descending the mountain.”
伊之助「まだ勝負は終わってねえぞ!」
Inosuke “Mada shobuwa owatte-neezo!”
Inosuke “We’re not done with our battle yet!”
炭治郎「疲れてるだろ?いいから下りるぞ」
Tanjiro “Tsukareteru-daro? Iikara oriruzo.”
Tanjiro “You’re tired, aren’t you? Come on, we’re heading down.”
伊之助「はあ?俺は疲れてねえ。勝負だ!」
Inosuke “Haa? Orewa tsukarete-nee. Shobuda!”
Inosuke “I’m not tired! Let’s fight!”
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善逸「駄目だ!駄目だ駄目だ!正一君は行っちゃダメだ!正一君は強いんだ!! 正一君に俺は守ってもらうんだ!」
Zen’itsu “Dameda! Dameda, dameda! Shoichi-kunwa iccha dameda! Shoichi-kunwa tsuyoinda!! Shoichi-kunni orewa mamotte moraunda!”
Zenitsu “I won’t have it! I won’t have it! I won’t have it! You can’t go, Shoichi! You’re powerful, Shoichi! Shoichi is the one who’s gonna protect me!”
炭治郎「正一君は嫌がってるだろう!!」
Tanjiro “Shoichi-kunwa iya-gatteru-daro!!”
Tanjiro “Can’t you see Shoichi doesn’t want to stay?”
善逸「俺を放っていかないで~」
Zen’itsu “Oreo hotte ikanaideee.”
Zenitsu “Please don’t leave me behind!”
炭治郎「いい加減にしろ!」
Tanjiro “Iikagenni shiro!”
Tanjiro “You stop that right now!”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カア~!手エ出セ!」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaaa! Tee dase!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “Hold out your hands!”
清「うわっ!ああ…」
Kiyoshi “Uwa! Aa…”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「ブハッ」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Buha.”
清「ええっ!」
Kiyoshi “Ee!”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「鬼ヨケニナル。稀血ノオ前、身ニツケロ」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Oni-yokeni naru. Marechino omae, mini tsukero.”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “That will ward off demons. You with marechi, keep that on your person!”
炭治郎「藤の花の匂いだ」
Tanjiro “Fujino hanano nioida.”
Tanjiro “It smells like wisteria.”
清「藤の花?」
Kiyoshi “Fujino hana?”
Kiyoshi “Wisteria?”
炭治郎「鬼が苦手な花なんだ。持っていたほうがいい」
Tanjiro “Oniga nigatena hana nanda. Motte-ita-hoga ii.”
Tanjiro “It’s a flower that demons can’t abide. You should hold onto that.”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「鬼ヨケ~、鬼ヨケ~」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Oni-yokeee, oni-yokeee.”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “Demon repellent! Demon repellent!”
清「本当にありがとうございました。家までは自分たちで帰れます」
Kiyoshi “Hontoni arigato gozai-mashita. Ie-madewa jibun-tachide kaere-masu.”
Kiyoshi “We’re truly grateful! We can get home on our own.”
炭治郎「気を付けて」
Tanjiro “Kio tsukete.”
Tanjiro “Take care, now!”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「サア、ツイテコイ、コノ私ニ。カァア!」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Saa, tsuite-koi, kono watashini. Kaaa!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “Now then, follow me! Follow yours truly!”
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伊之助「勝負だ!俺は必ず隙を見てお前に勝つぞ!!」
Inosuke “Shobuda! Orewa kanarazu sukio mite omaeni katsuzo!!”
Inosuke “Fight me! I swear I’m gonna find a weak point and bring you down, loser!”
炭治郎「俺はお前じゃない!竈門炭治郎だ!!」
Tanjiro “Orewa omaeja nai! Kamado Tanjiroda!!”
Tanjiro “My name’s not “loser”! It’s Tanjiro Kamado!”
伊之助「かまぼこ権八郎!! お前に勝つ!!」
Inosuke “Kamaboko Gonpachiro!! Omaeni katsu!!”
Inosuke “Gonpachiro Kamaboko! I’m gonna bring you down!”
炭治郎「誰なんだそれは!!」
Tanjiro “Dare nanda sorewa!!”
Tanjiro “Who the hell are you talking about?”
伊之助「お前だ!!」
Inosuke “Omaeda!!”
Inosuke “That would be you!”
炭治郎「違う人だ!!」
Tanjiro “Chigau hitoda!!”
Tanjiro “No, it’s someone else!”
善逸「だあ~!うるさいわ!」
Zen’itsu “Daaa! Urusaiwa!”
Zenitsu “Can you talk any louder?”
炭治郎「プンプン」
Tanjiro “Pun-pun.”
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炭治郎「藤の花の家紋…」
Tanjiro “Fujino hanano kamon…”
Tanjiro “A wisteria family crest…”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「カァア―――ッ!休息!! 休息!! 負傷ニツキ、完治スルマデ休息セヨ!!」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kaaaaaaa! Kyusoku!! Kyusoku!! Fushoni tsuki, kanchi suru-made kyusoku seyo!!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “Rest time! Rest time! Since you’ve sustained injuries, you’re to rest until you’re fully recovered!”
炭治郎「えっ?休んでいいのか?俺、今回怪我したまま鬼と戦ったけど……」
Tanjiro “E? Yasunde ii-noka? Ore, konkai kega shita-mama onito tatakatta-kedo…”
Tanjiro “You sure it’s okay to rest? I just fought a demon while injured, you know.”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「ケケッケ」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Kekekke.”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai-Crow) “Ke-ke-ke.”
炭治郎「ケケッケって」
Tanjiro “Kekekkette.”
Tanjiro “Ke-ke-ke?”
伊之助「コイツ、食おうぜ」
Inosuke “Koitsu, kuoze.”
Inosuke “Let’s eat this thing.”
鎹鴉の天王寺松右衛門「ナヌッ!」
Tennoji Matsuemon (Kasugai-Garasu) “Nanu!”
Matsuemon Tennoji (Kasugai Crow) “What?”
ひさ「はい…」
Hisa “Hai…”
Hisa “Yes?”
炭治郎「あっ、夜分に申し訳ありません!」
Tanjiro “A, yabunni moshiwake arimasen”
Tanjiro “Sorry to bother you so late at night!”
善逸「お化けっ…お化けだ!」
Zen’itsu “Obake…Obakeda!”
Zenitsu “A monster! It’s a monster!”
炭治郎「こらっ!!」
Tanjiro “Kora!!”
Tanjiro “Hey you!”
伊之助「なんだ、てめえは?」
Inosuke “Nanda, temeena?”
Inosuke “Who the hell are you?”
炭治郎「なっ…」
Tanjiro “Na…”
ひさ「鬼狩り様でございますね」
Hisa “Oni-gari-samade gozai-masune.”
Hisa “I see you’re a demon hunter.”
伊之助「弱っちそうだな…」
Inosuke “Yowacchi-sodana…”
Inosuke “You look pretty weak!”
炭治郎「こらっ!」
Tanjiro “Kora!”
Tanjiro “Hey!”
ひさ「どうぞ…」
Hisa “Dozo…”
Hisa “Come in.”
善逸「あの婆さん、足速っ!」
Zen’itsu “Ano baasan, ashi haya!”
Zenitsu “That old lady sure walks fast!”
ひさ「こちらで御座います…」
Hisa “Kochirade gozai-masu…”
Hisa “This is where you’ll be staying.”
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ひさ「お召し物で御座います…」
Hisa “Omeshi-monode gozai-masu…”
Hisa “A change of clothes.”
ひさ「お食事で御座います…」
Hisa “Oshokujide gozai-masu…”
Hisa “And here is your meal.”
善逸「妖怪だよ!炭治郎!あの婆さん妖怪だ!速いもん、異様に!妖怪だよ、妖怪婆――」
Zen’itsu “Yokai dayo! Tanjiro! Ano baasan yokaida! Hayai-mon, iyoni! Yokai dayo, yokai babaa――”
Zenitsu “She has to be a monster, Tanjiro! That old lady’s a monster! She’s so quick, it’s eerie! She’s a monster! A monster hag―”
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善逸「箸使えよ…」
Zen’itsu “Hashi tsukaeyo…”
Zenitsu “Use your chopsticks.”
炭治郎「あっ!」
Tanjiro “A!”
伊之助「フフフ…フフフ…」
Inosuke “Fufufu… Fufufu…”
善逸「ああ…」
Zen’itsu “Aa…”
炭治郎「そんなにお腹が空いているなら、これも食べていいぞ」
Tanjiro “Sonnani onakaga suite-iru-nara, koremo tabete iizo.”
Tanjiro “If you’re that hungry, you can have this, too.”
伊之助「はあ?い~や~」
Inosuke “Haa? Iiiyaaa!”
炭治郎「ほら」
Tanjiro “Hora.”
Tanjiro “Here.”
伊之助「ちげ~!」
Inosuke “Chigeee!”
Inosuke “No!”
善逸(こいつ、完全に箱のこと忘れてるな……ふざけんなよこの野郎!! 馬鹿!! まつ毛!!)
Zen’itsu (Koitsu, kanzenni hakono koto wasure-teruna… Fuzaken-nayo kono yaro!! Baka!! Matsuge!!)
Zenitsu (He’s totally forgotten about the box! Gimme a break, you thug! Moron! Eyelashes!)
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ひさ「お布団で御座います…」
Hisa “Ofutonde gozai-masu…”
Hisa “Your bedding.”
善逸「出た!妖怪ば――」
Zen’itsu “Deta! Yokai ba――”
Zenitsu “There she is! The monster hag―”
伊之助「早いもん勝ち。俺がこっちだ」
Inosuke “Hayai mon-gachi. Orega kocchida.”
Inosuke “First come, first served! I’m taking this one!”
炭治郎「いいぞ。好きなとこで寝ろ。善逸はどっちがいい?」
Tanjiro “Iizo. Sukina tokode nero. Zen’itsuwa docchiga ii?”
Tanjiro “That’s fine. Sleep wherever you want. Where do you want to sleep, Zenitsu?”
善逸「う~ん…」
Zen’itsu “Uuun…”
伊之助「おこ!」
Inosuke “Oko!”
ひさ「お医者様で御座います…」
Hisa “Oisha-samade gozai-masu…”
Hisa “Here’s the doctor.”
医者「どうも」
Isha “Domo.”
Doctor “Hello.”
医者「ふむ。ふむふむ…ふむふむふむ…うん、重症」
Isha “Fumu. Fumu-fumu… Fumu-fumu-fumu… Un, Jusho.”
Doctor “Yes. Severe!”
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善逸「三人共、肋が折れているとはな……」
Zen’itsu “San-nin-tomo, abaraga orete-iru-towana…”
Zenitsu “Who would’ve guessed that all three of us had broken ribs?”
伊之助「肋より、コブが痛ェ…」
Inosuke “Abara-yori, kobuga itee…”
Inosuke “This knot hurts more than my ribs.”
炭治郎「ごめん」
Tanjiro “Gomen.”
Tanjiro “Sorry.”
善逸「お前、俺に謝れよな。痛かったんだぞ。ボカスカボカスカ叩きやがって。謝れ」
Zen’itsu “Omae, oreni ayamare-yona. Itakattan-dazo. Boka-suka boka-suka tataki-yagatte. Ayamare.”
Zenitsu “Hey, you’d better apologize. It really hurt, you know. Getting pounded to a pulp like that. Say you’re sorry.”
伊之助「断る」
Inosuke “Kotowaru.”
Inosuke “I’ll pass.”
善逸「謝れよ!」
Zen’itsu “Ayamareyo!”
Zenitsu “Say you’re sorry!”
伊之助「断る!」
Inosuke “Kotowaru!”
Inosuke “I’ll pass!”
炭治郎「謝るんだ!」
Tanjiro “Ayamarunda!”
Tanjiro “Just say you’re sorry!”
善逸「そんなんじゃ、もうご飯を一緒に食べてやんないぞ」
Zen’itsu “Son-nanja, mo gohan’o isshoni tabete yannaizo.”
Zenitsu “If you’re gonna be like that, we’re not eating with you anymore.”
伊之助「はあ?なんだそりゃ」
Inosuke “Haa? Nanda sorya.”
Inosuke “What’s up with that?”
善逸「ご飯はみんなで一緒に食べた方がおいしいんだぞ」
Zen’itsu “Gohanwa minnade isshoni tabeta-hoga oishiin-dazo.”
Zenitsu “Meals always taste better when you eat together, you know.”
炭治郎「そうだぞ」
Tanjiro “So-dazo.”
Tanjiro “He’s right about that.”
伊之助「お前ら、頭大丈夫か?」
Inosuke “Omaera, atama daijobuka?”
Inosuke “Did you guys hurt your heads or something?”
善逸「お前に言われたくねえ!」
Zen’itsu “Omaeni iware-taku-nee!”
Zenitsu “Who are you to talk?”
ひさ「何かご用で御座いますか?」
Hisa “Nanika goyode gozai-masuka?”
Hisa “Is there something I can help you with?”
善逸「うわっ!お化け!」
Zen’itsu “Uwa! Obake!”
Zenitsu “Monster!”
炭治郎「こらっ!」
Tanjiro “Kora!”
Tanjiro “Hey!”
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炭治郎「鴉からの説明だと、この藤の花の家紋の家は、前に鬼狩りに命を救われた一族なんだって。だから、鬼狩りであれば無償で尽くしてくれる。そう聞いたけど…これほどもてなしてくれるなんて」
Tanjiro “Karasu-karano setsumei-dato, kono fujino hanano kamonno iewa, maeni oni-garini inochio sukuwareta ichizoku nandatte. Dakara, oni-garide areba mushode tsukushite-kureru. So kiita-kedo… Kore-hodo motenashite kureru-nante.”
Tanjiro “According to the crow, this house with the wisteria family crest belongs to a family that was once rescued by demon hunters. That’s why they take care of people for free if they’re demon hunters. That’s what I was told, but I never thought they’d show us this much hospitality.”
伊之助「鬼殺隊がどれほどのもんよ」
Inosuke “Kisatsu-Taiga dore-hodono mon’yo.”
Inosuke “Just how great is the Demon Slayers Corps?”
炭治郎「そういう伊之助は、どうして鬼殺隊に入ったんだ?」
Tanjiro “So-iu Inosukewa, doshite Kisatsu-Taini haittanda?”
Tanjiro “Now that you mention it, Inosuke, why did you join the Corps?”
伊之助「はあ?」
Inosuke “Haa?”
善逸「何かきっかけはあるんだろ?」
Zen’itsu “Nanika kikkakewa arun-daro?”
Zenitsu “You had dome kind of reason, didn’t you?”
伊之助「鬼殺隊の隊員って奴が俺の山の中に来やがったから、力比べして刀を奪ってやった」
Inosuke “Kisatsu-Taino tai’intte yatsuga oreno yamano nakani kiyagatta-kara, chikara-kurabe shite katanao ubatte-yatta.”
Inosuke “A member of the Demon Slayers Corps barged in on me on my mountain, so we competed to see who was stronger, and I seized his sword.”
炭治郎と善逸「あああ…」
Tanjiro to Zen’itsu “Aaa…”
善逸(その鬼殺隊員は不幸だ…)
Zen’itsu (Sono kisatsu-taiinwa fukoda…)
Zenitsu (What an unfortunate soul.)
伊之助「そしたら、最終選別ってのがあることや、鬼の存在について聞いてよ」
Inosuke “Soshitara, Saishu-Senbetsutte-noga aru-kotoya, onino sonzaini tsuite kiiteyo.”
Inosuke “And then, I heard there was something called ‘Final Selection,’ and the fact that demons do exist.”
炭治郎「それで伊之助は鬼殺隊に入ったのか。っていうか、伊之助も俺と同じ山育ちなんだな」
Tanjiro “Sorede Inosukewa Kisatsu-Taini haitta-noka. Te-iuka, Inosukemo oreto onaji yama-sodachi nandana.”
Tanjiro “So that’s why you joined the Demon Slayers Corps? And hey, so you and I both grew up in the mountains, huh?”
伊之助「お前と一緒にすんなよ!俺には親も兄弟もいねぇぜ。他の生き物との力比べだけが、俺の唯一の楽しみだ!!」
Inosuke “Omaeto isshoni sun’nayo! Ore-niwa oyamo kyodaimo ineeze. Hokano ikimono-tono chikara-kurabe dakega, oreno yui’itsuno tanoshimida!!”
Inosuke “Don’t lump me in with you! I don’t have any parents or siblings! Testing my strength against other living creatures is my only pleasure!”
炭治郎「そうか…そうか…」
Tanjiro “Soka…Soka…”
Tanjiro “Is that right? Is that right?”
善逸「ん…。炭治郎、誰も聞かないから、俺が聞くけどさ。鬼を連れているのは、どういうことなんだ?」
Zen’itsu “N… Tanjiro, daremo kika-nai-kara, orega kiku-kedosa. Onio tsurete-iru-nowa do-iu koto nanda?”
Zenitsu “Tanjiro, no one else is asking, so I’m gonna ask myself. Why are you traveling with a demon?”
炭治郎「あ…。善逸、わかっててかばってくれたんだな…。善逸は本当にいい奴だな。ありがとう」
Tanjiro “A… Zen’itsu, wakattete kabatte kuretan-nada… Zen’itsuwa hontoni ii yatsu-dana. Arigato.”
Tanjiro “Zenitsu… You knew about that and still protected the box, huh? You really are a great guy, you know that? Thanks!”
善逸「おまっ!そんな褒めても仕方ねぇぞ!! イヒヒヒ、イヒヒヒ…」
Zen’itsu “Oma! Sonna home-temo shikata-neezo!! Ihihihi, Ihihihi….”
Zenitsu “You…You really shouldn’t heap so much praise on me!”
炭治郎「俺は鼻が利くんだ。最初からわかってたよ。善逸が優しいのも、強いのも」
Tanjiro “Orewa hanaga kikunda. Saisho-kara wakattetayo. Zen’itsuga yasashii-nomo, tsuyoi-nomo.”
Tanjiro “I’ve got a keen sense of smell. I knew it from the start. How kind you are, Zenitsu… and how strong…”
善逸「いや、強くはねぇよ。ふざけんなよ。お前が正一君を連れてくの邪魔したのは許してねぇぞ」
Zen’itsu “Iya, tsuyokuwa neeyo. Fuzaken-nayo. Omaega Shoichi-kun’o tsuretekuno jama shita-nowa yurushite neezo.”
Zenitsu “No, I’m not strong. Don’t give me that. I haven’t forgiven you for stopping me from bringing Shoichi along.”
炭治郎「あっ、ああ…」
Tanjiro “A, aa…”
善逸「うわっ!うわっ!えっ?出てこようとしてる!! 出てこようとしてる!!」
Zen’itsu “Uwa! Uwa! E? Dete-koyoto shiteru!! Dete-koyoto shiteru!”
Zenitsu “It’s trying to come out! It’s trying to come out!”
炭治郎「大丈夫だ」
Tanjiro “Daijobuda.”
Tanjiro “It’s all right.”
善逸「何が大丈夫なの!? ねぇ!? ねぇ!?」
Zen’itsu “Nanga daijobu nano?! Nee!? Nee!?”
Zenitsu “How can it be all right? Huh? Huh?”
炭治郎「し―――っ、夜中なんだぞ善逸……!」
Tanjiro “Shiiiiiiiii, yonaka nan-dazo zen’itsu…!
Tanjiro “Shush! It’s the middle of the night, Zenitsu!”
伊之助(なんで挑発に乗らねえんだ、飯取られたのに…。そういや何回かアイツ怒ってたの何だったっけ?忘れた……)
Inosuke (Nande chohatsuni nora-neenda, meshi torareta-noni… So-iya nan-kaika aitsu okottetano nan-dakke? Wasureta…)
Inosuke (Why won’t he take the bait? Even when I stole his food… Come to think of it, why did he get mad a couple of times? I forgot.)
善逸「キャ―――――ッ!鍵かかってないんか~い!!」
Zen’itsu “Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Kagi kakatte-nain-kaaai!!”
Zenitsu “Oh my gosh! It’s not even locked?”
炭治郎「し――っ!」
Tanjiro “Shiiiiiii!”
善逸「まままま…守って!! 俺を守って!! 伊之助でもいいから~!」
Zen’itsu “Mamamama…Mamotte!! Oreo mamotte!! Inosuke-demo iikaraaa!”
Zenitsu “P-P-Protect me! Someone please protect me! Even you’ll do, Inosuke!”
伊之助「こっち来んな!!」
Inosuke “Kocchi kunna!!”
Inosuke “Stay away from me!”
善逸「ギャウッ!…ひっ!出た~!隠れなきゃ、ここに…」
Zen’itsu “Gyau! …Hi! Detaaa! Kakure-nakya, kokoni…”
Zenitsu “It’s out! I gotta hide! I’m so scared!”
竈門禰豆子「ハァ」
Kamado Nezuko “Haa.”
善逸「え?」
Zen’itsu “E?”
炭治郎「禰豆子」
Tanjiro “Nezuko.”
Tanjiro “Nezuko.”
善逸「は?」
Zen’itsu “Ha?”
禰豆子「ン」
Nezuko “N.”
善逸「がっ…」
Zen’itsu “Ga…”
伊之助「ああ?頭…使いすぎた…」
Inosuke “Aa? Atama…Tsukai-sugita…”
Inosuke “That’s too much thinking.”
炭治郎「善逸、禰豆子は俺の……」
Tanjiro “Zen’itsu, Nezukowa oreno…”
Tanjiro “Zenitsu, Nezuko’s my―”
善逸「炭治郎」
Zen’itsu “Tanjiro.”
Zenitsu “Tanjiro...”
炭治郎「ん?」
Tanjiro “N?”
善逸「お前………」
Zen’itsu “Omae……”
Zenitsu “Listen to me.”
炭治郎「ぜ…善逸?」
Tanjiro “Ze…Zen’itsu?”
Tanjiro “Z-Zenitsu?”
善逸「おーまーえー!いいご身分だな………!!!」
Zen’itsu “Ooomaaaeee! Ii gomibun-dana………!!!”
Zenitsu “Listen to me. Just who do you think you are?”
炭治郎「えっ?」
Tanjiro “E?”
善逸「こんな可愛い女の子連れてたのか… こんな可愛い女の子連れて毎日うきうきうきうき旅してたんだな…」
Zen’itsu “Konna kawaii onna’noko tsureteta-noka… Konna kawaii onna’noko tsurete Mainichi uki-uki uki-uki tabi shitetan-dana…”
Zenitsu “So, you’ve been traveling with a girl this cute? With a girl this cute in tow, day after day, you’ve been traveling, and you’ve been on cloud nine the whole time, huh?”
炭治郎「善逸!違っ…!」
Tanjiro “Zen’itsu! Chiga…!”
Tanjiro “Zenitsu, it’s not like―”
善逸「俺の流した血を返せよ!!! 俺は!! 俺はな!! お前が毎日アハハのウフフで女の子とイチャつくために頑張ったわけじゃない!! そんなことのために俺は変な猪に殴られ蹴られたのか!?」
Zen’itsu “Oreno nagashita chio kaeseyo!!! Orewa!! Orewana!! Omaega mai-nichi ahahano ufufude onna’noko-to icha-tsuku-tameni ganbatta wakeja nai!! Sonna kotono tameni orewa henna inoshishini nagurare kerareta-noka?!”
Zenitsu “Give me back all the blood I shed! I… Listen, I…I didn’t give it my all just so you could spend time in la-la land, making out with a girl! That’s not why I got pummeled and kicked by that weird wild boar, right?”
炭治郎「善逸、落ち着け!どうしたんだ急に…」
Tanjiro “Zen’itsu, ochi-tsuke! Do-shitanda kyuni…”
Tanjiro “Zenitsu, calm down! What’s gotten into you all of a sudden?”
善逸「鬼殺隊はなぁ!! お遊び気分で入る所じゃねぇ!! お前のような奴は粛清だよ!即粛清!!」
Zen’itsu “Kisatsu-Taiwanaa!! Oasobi-kibunde hairu tokoroja nee!! Omaeno-yona yatsuwa shukusei-dayo! Soku-shukusei!!”
Zenitsu “Demon Slayer Corps is not something you’d join for fun! Guys like you gotta be purged! Immediately!”
善逸「そういや、俺の結婚を邪魔した罪と正一君を帰した罪もあったな…。即、粛清!鬼殺隊を!!! 舐めるんじゃねぇぇぇ!」
Zen’itsu “So-iya, oreno kekkon’o jama-shita tsumito, Shoichi-kun’o kaeshita tsumimo attana… Soku, shukusei! Kisatsu-Taio!!! Namerunja neeee!”
Zenitsu “Come to think of it, there’s also the crime of thwarting my marriage and sending Shoichi home. Purged immediately! Don’t ever underestimate the Corps!”
善逸「お前!お前なんかな!」
Zen’itsu “Omae! Omae-nanka-na!”
Zenitsu “A guy like you! A guy like you!”
炭治郎「うわあ!善逸、やめろ!」
Tanjiro “Uwaa! Zen’itsu, yamero!”
Tanjiro “Zenitsu, cut it out!”
善逸「鬼殺隊を舐めるとは…地獄行きだ~!うらめしや~!」
Zen’itsu “Kisatsu-Taio nameru-towa… Jigoku-ikidaaa! Urameshiyaaa!”
Zenitsu “Mock the Demon Slayers Corps… and you’ll get sent to Hell! You shall feel my wrath!”
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中高一貫!!キメツ学園物語
Chu-ko-ikkan!! Kimetsu gakuen monogatari
Combined Junior and Senior High School! Tales of a Demon Slayer Academy!
冨岡義勇「新学期だ。名乗れ」
Tomioka Giyu “Shin-gakkida. Nanore.”
Giyu Tomioka “The new semester’s begun. Announce your names.”
炭治郎「はい!竈門炭治郎、家はパン屋で六人兄弟の長男」
Tanjiro “Hai! Kamado Tanjiro, iewa pan’yade roku-nin-kyodaino chonan.”
Tanjiro “Yes, sir! I’m Tanjiro Kamado! My family runs a bakery, and I’m the eldest of six children!”
義勇「ピアスを外せ」
Giyu “Piasu’o hazuse.”
Giyu “Take off those pierced earrings.”
伊之助「俺は嘴平伊之助」
Inosuke “Orewa Hashibira Inosuke.”
Inosuke “I’m Inosuke Hashibira!”
義勇「ボタンをとめろ」
Giyu “Botan’o tomero.”
Giyu “Button your shirt.”
善逸「えっと、俺は我妻…」
Zen’itsu “Etto, orewa Agatsuma…”
Zenitsu “Um, I’m Zenitsu…”
義勇「髪を黒く染めろ」
Giyu “Kamio kuroku somero.”
Giyu “Dye your hair black.”
善逸「えっ、でもこれ地毛――」
Zen’itsu “E, demo kore jige――”
Zenitsu “But this is my natural color.”
義勇「口答えするな!」
Giyu “Kuchi-gotae suruna!”
Giyu “Don’t talk back!”
善逸「理不尽!」
Zen’itsu “Rifujin!”
Zenitsu “So unfair!”
禰豆子「フガフガフガフガ…」
Nezuko “Fuga fuga fuga fuga…”
義勇「パンを咥えるのも禁止だ!」
Giyu “Pan’o kuwaeru-nomo kinshida!”
Giyu “It’s also forbidden to hold bread in your mouth!”
義勇「次回、第十五話、 ‘那田蜘蛛山’」
Giyu “Jikai, dai jugo-wa, ‘Nata-gumo-yama.’”
Giyu “Next, Episode 15, ‘Mount Natagumo.’”
善逸「スパルタ禁止!」
Zen’itsu “Suparuta kinshi!”
Zenitsu “No Spartan education!”
(Continue to episode 15)
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Notable stuff from HAPPY KISS episode 5
It seems that every Monday morning when I come to class, there will be this guy to join me in the viewing of HAPPY KISS. He doesn’t mind me using the projector and he has headphones on, but it puts a damper on the fun because I can’t put the volume to the highest.
Ichirou likes to skip steps when climbing stairs.
Ryouma refers to Ichirou as “the morning screamer.”
The line to the “Maasa Sweets Festival” is so long it extends beyond the school.
Nanao got a pack of cookies for Ryouma, but purposely holds it out of reach before actually letting him have the pack.
The first-years are visibly uncomfortable watching Nanao pick on Ryouma.
Ryouma never loses his temper at Nanao no matter how much he teases him.
When the Defense Club passed by Martha’s stall, the long line of waiting students suddenly disappeared.
Martha baked all those cookies on his own.
Martha had two bodyguards with him as he handed out cookies.
“Maasa Sweets Festival” extends to lunchtime.
In addition to a pack of cookies, Sujikawa Honeo was gifted a cupcake topped with fresh cream.
Sujikawa Honeo is so skinny, he is light enough to be blown off his feet by a simple breeze.
Sujikawa Honeo has such a weak stomach, nearly anything he eats goes back up his mouth later. He has attempted protein shakes and carbo-loading but nothing worked. It’s possible that his stomach simply cannot digest particularly concentrated foods. He can probably only consume diluted stuff.
Apparently, Ata and Taiju were not informed about the “Maasa Sweets Festival.”
In Taishi’s explanation about human evolution, Ryouma was used as an example of a homo sapien.
Ryouma really likes sweets, but fears getting fat.
Taishi is proud of himself for knowing so many facts.
Ichirou is so dense that ho matter how obvious Nanao’s insults are, they fly right over him. No wonder he prefers to tease Ryouma, because he always gets a good reaction.
The sound effect when Furanui smells unhappiness is “Kun, kun.”
Martha was so caught with his “Maasa ‘Fatten up, you pigs!’ Festival” that he didn’t realise the rest of the Student Council were in the room with him.
When Martha asked how long had they been standing there, Furanui felt awkward trying to answer him.
It is quite clear that whatever evil plan Martha was carrying out, he doesn’t intend to involve the Student Council.
As he runs down the stairs, Martha would stop a few steps short and hop off to the ground.
Ichirou brings his own hand towel to the bath.
Ichirou doesn’t know why Martha is avoiding him. Nevertheless, the former is friendly with the latter.
Even though he was eager to get away from Ichirou, Martha stopped when he was called.
One can hear a piano rendition of Happy Ready????? being played in the background during Ichirou and Martha's meeting.
According to Ichirou, Martha participated in a foreign exchange program which explains why he uses English words when he talks, and also why he changed his traditional Japanese name to an English one.
When Ichirou met Martha again, it was high school and the latter had come in a fancy limo. A long red carpet was even rolled out for him. He was already garbed in his Student Council uniform. When Akoya first joined the student council, he was wearing the normal uniform. This could mean Martha applied for the Student Council before coming to school, and got in because of his status.
No matter how much he’s changed, Ichirou supports Martha even if he can’t completely comprehend the reason for the change.
Martha is clearly from a wealthy upbringing, though Ichirou’s case is unconfirmed.
Taishi seems to be aware of Ichirou’s connection to Martha, but he never knew about Martha’s past as Magozaemon. It shows that Taishi wasn’t Ichirou’s childhood friend, otherwise he would have known about Martha’s previous appearance since Ichirou would likely boast about his cousin getting a role in a play.
Magozaemon was an obese child and a big-eater. Interestingly, he wasn’t bullied for being fat. Perhaps the bullying was subtle and passive, unlike the Beppu Twins whose bullying was more obvious and aggressive. Nonetheless, Magozaemon was clearly insecure about his weight and appearance. When selected to play Bunbuku Chagama (a tanuki that transforms into a teapot), he was obviously at the verge of tears because the kids audibly elected him because he was fat and had a traditional name, which isn’t really a reason to play a main character. Despite that, Ichirou was happy that his cousin was the protagonist.
Martha probably resented Ichirou for never standing up for him or even catching on that the former was insecure.
It’s possible that all the children in Binan attend the same set of schools, from Binan Elementary to Binan High, hence giving Martha a reason to have his festival and fatten everyone up because they were the same kids who kept pointing out how fat he was.
Martha being fat in the past has actually been foreshadowed by the fact he wore suspenders with his Student Council uniform. Suspenders are said to be for fat people, and Magozaemon wore a pair with his clothes.
Martha compulsively eats when he’s upset.
Martha had apparently abstained from carbs for four whole years. This is also proves that Martha left the country before middle school and returned for high school.
Martha can pitch like a professional baseball player.
Martha takes his rage out on others, as shown when he sees Sujikawa Honeo coming out of the public restroom after another round of puking and immediately starts to tell him off.
Ata and Taiju seemed to have been following Martha the entire time since they conveniently pop up right after Martha says he’d turn Sujikawa Honeo into a monster. Either that, or they were searching for Sujikawa Honeo and chanced upon Martha.
In LOVE, we have never seen Atsushi’s glasses fog up unlike Taishi’s. This is because Atsushi often ate spicy curry while in Taishi’s situation, he was having a steaming bowl of ramen.
The Chicken Carcass Monster had two soup spoons in his bowl but no chopsticks, likely because you can’t get any noodles or narutomaki from a chicken carcass.
As usual, the Defense Club dismiss the unhappy monster as a nuisance.
The Chicken Carcass Monster becomes so frustrated, he tried to stir up a tornado with his wings, except he had no feathers and only skin so his actions only gave the Defense Club second-hand embarrassment.
Nanao seems fond of green tea, drinking it in the bath and ordering a cup at the ramen stall.
As much as the boys would be so happy to just leave the Chicken Carcass Monster squawking outside alone, they can’t if Karls doesn’t allow it.
Ichirou was less than pleased when Karls showed up.
The ramen stall owner was conveniently missing the whole time, so no one had much of a problem when Karls decided to flood the restaurant. Maybe Karls actually teleports the boys into some pocket dimension to transform before bringing them back to the battle.
This time, Nanao stands in the center with Kyoutarou at the left.
The Chicken Carcass Monster spewing broth at the Happy Kiss is quite reminiscent of the Chikuwabu Monster’s blasting of broth from the top of his head at the Battle Lovers.
For the first time since episode one, the boys actually used their wands. Well, it was only Ichirou but good enough.
When struck with Ichirou’s beam, the broth turned into a sphere of liquid floating in the air, quite like how water in zero-gravity conditions simply float around in wet blobs. This proves that Ichirou’s magic can remove the gravitational pull of whatever he hits.
The boys, without hesitation, tasted the bubble of broth and remarked how delicious it was (If it were me, I’d suck in the whole bubble after tasting it once).
Even after being powered up, Kyoutarou can’t stay standing for too long and has to lie down after a while.
Kyoutarou says that as long as you’re healthy and can enjoy a nap, it doesn’t matter how you look.
Ryouma had to drag Kyoutarou to the others so they could do the finishing move.
Sujikawa Honeo, though as thin as a stick insect, could lift a boulder on his shoulders and toss it in the air.
When Ata and Taiju asked to try Martha’s cookies, Martha doesn’t want to give them any, yet he was happy to gift a whole basket to Furanui. Maybe at that time, Martha was actually executing his “Maasa ‘Fatten up, you pigs!’ Festival” on Furanui as revenge for kicking in his face since in the episode before that he’d told Furanui to get fat.
Martha wanted to tell Ata and Taiju his secret though reluctant, but the seniors kindly changed the topic and expressed their support of him, even if they don’t really understand the motive behind his ideas.
Ichirou doesn’t know what Martha’s secret was, or if he actually had one. He brought his elementary school yearbook because he figured the answer would be there, and presumably wanted the Defense Club to aid him in his investigation.
Ichirou had a lot of happy childhood memories as he was very cheerful when showing the others the yearbook.
Martha lives in an expensive apartment complex.
Even though he clearly despised his old self, Martha still held on to his elementary school yearbook.
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The next Hapinama is May 15th (this coming Tuesday) at the same time as last time, 9 pm (Japanese time). Tune in here for LINE LIVE and here for YouTube LIVE when it comes.
It’s Friday, so here’s Hayama to play some (Happy) rock-paper-scissors. 
Boueibu HK is teaming up with the Ikebukuro P’PARCO Dash Store to sell some merch from June 2nd to 14th. For more details, see here.
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Spoilers for episode 5′s monster below!
This is Sujikawa Honeo (hone = bone, suji = muscle), the Chicken Carcass Monster (voiced by Hisayoshi Suganuma). He’s been worried about not getting fat ever since he was small and so he’s in a vicious circle of doing things like consuming a lot of calories and consuming a lot of protein. Whenever he eats, he sucks all the nutrition out of things, so he becomes the Chicken Carcass Monster. He attacks by flinging the broth in his bowl in all directions, but the Defence Club call it “delicious” and give it a favourable reputation. 
痩せこけた体型から「鶏ガラ」というあだ名をつけられて  生徒。小さいころから太れずに悩んでおり、カロリーの高いものを大量に摂取したり、プロテインを大量摂取するものの、お腹を壊してしまい逆に痩せてしまうという悪循環に陥っていた。いくら食べても栄養を奪われるという憎しみを増幅され、鶏ガラ怪人へと変化。ドンブリの中身は白湯スープで、ダシを飛ばして攻撃するが防衛部の面々にはむしろ「おいしい」と好評だった。
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Update: Forgot to explain the pun.
Update 2: Read something wrong.
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