domjaehyun

[domjaehyun]

mans fumbled the ball there

SIGH YEAH MY MOM SAID THAT TOO :/ bc let’s be real i wasn’t gonna ask him for his number … i keep replaying the way he said i have a real pretty face WHEN I SAY I WAS GIGGLING TO MYSELF FREQUENTLY FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING IM BEING FR RN that could have been pookie </3

[domjaehyun]

i think if as a man, if you’re checking me out and we make eye contact and i smile and look away and then you tell me i got a real pretty face… and then you find me again… and hit on me again … AND YOU LEAVE WITHOUT ASKING FOR MY NUMBER…… jail…….. you’re cancelled…. bc sir i already started drafting our love story 🥺 and started compiling the soundtrack 😔🥺

[domjaehyun]

….gnarly 🙂‍↕️

[domjaehyun]

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

[domjaehyun]

the +82 pressin MV.... they're so hot my mind went straight to your no nut november fic I NEED them!! at the same time please

YOURE SOOOOO RIGHT I NEED THEM BOTH FR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and that song fucks 🙂‍↕️

[domjaehyun]

your blog is literally perfection

THANK YOUUUU 🥰🥰🥰

[domjaehyun]

hiii unnamed anon back again to tell you I legit loled at you going awf about oil and how unsexy it is. I completely agree, I also went thru a stage where I had super dry skin so I heard coconut oil was better than lotion so I covered myself w coconut and then was like wtf is the plan here how do I move or wear clothes, and let me tell you... i slipped and bused my ass so hard on the bathroom tiles lmao so imagining that while also having bodily fluids and extracurriculars involved is extremely icky to me too. ALSO my closest friend is exactly the same way!! like she enjoys everything up to the penetration point but we kinda went down a rabbit hole the other day talking about why and she basically figured out it was trauma she didnt realize counted as trauma bc the first guy she did it with was big and kinda unskilled so while she was into it w him she wasnt into the physical aspect bc it was painful and uncomfy. So makes total sense like your mind might be like hey that wasnt traumatic i like the guy but your bodys like well it was traumatic for ME yk? Sorta like flinching when you think what youre touching is hot but it isnt.

Anyway also wanted to mention the new aesthetic on here is SO CUTE you have such an eye for design!! Also that mixed with you going back to school for psychology makes me think if you ever wanted to get into advertising or marketing youd do really well bc thats essentially psych and design mixed together. And to your post about the formatting honestly sometimes your stories get me so sucked in I dont notice that there were lyrics or quotes in between sections until like the second or third read LOL im like inject this story into my veins quicker!!! but I do appreciate them after when I notice cuz then im like OHH I GET WHY THIS ARIANA LINE IS HERE LOL and speaking of lyrics (im almost done im so sorry lmfao) I've been replaying Heartbeat a ton by Childish and I had this thought like damn I feel like YOU would write such a good story based off of that song. Like the obsessive toxic longing vs the proper good guy bf. Which made me curious who would you cast if HAD to for those two roles?? I have two people in mind but i fear im just projecting one of the stories you already wrote onto the lyrics lmao OK IM DONE NOW TEHE

oil and slippery and things like that make me soooo uncomfyyyyyy UGH YUCK i feel you fr and NOOOOO LMAO IM SO SORRY slipping and falling is so scary to me like scarier than tripping 😭😭 and YESSSS I JUST MENTIONED THIS IN A PREVIOUS ASK it very much can be like a mental block 🙂‍↕️ maybe i’ll get over it one day :D

and OMGGGG THANK YOU :D omg ….. advertising or marketing those are pretty cool 🤔 i was contemplating new career options so 🤔 thinking a lot….

LMAOOO it makes me laugh that you see the lyrics and quotes later and are like OHHHHHH i love that fr :D

AS FOR THE CHILDISH GAMBINO SONG…… hmm i could think of a few combos for it prob BUT i want to think out the box sometimes so who were you thinking? 👀 you go first i will go after 🙂‍↕️

[domjaehyun]

hmm not really but I WAS brought up in a country where you had to be very careful and everything was generally super unsafe and I was a very VERY impressionable child lmao now while I may logically understand certain things are very safe, anxiety and phobia rarely rely on logic when acting up 🫠

anyways enough about me THE SMOKE SHOP GUY.....girl if you dont get on over there a few more times.... he literally sounds like a character you would write?? I believe there's some research to be done here (if not purely for creative purposes☝️) Also if he does call anyone else babe it's most likely only reserved for pretty girls... a win is a win. SPRING TIME MATING SEASON PLOT IS PLOTTING MAKE US PROUD

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ohhhh i see that totally makes sense :p and YEAH that’s the truth fr my anxiety is real loud and real irrational sometimes :/ GIRL I DO NOT KNOW THAT MANS HOURS YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I GO? I NEVER SEEEEE HIM UGH ider what time i went that day i talked to him :/ ugh but it’s okay 🙂‍↕️ hot girl summer is approaching so there are more where he came from 💖 HE LITERALLY DOES LMAOOO HE DOES SOUND LIKE A CHARACTER I’D WRITE and RIGHT like i don’t need the Special-est Treatment from him bc he’s in love w me or whatever i just like the Special Treatment when they think you’re attractive 😭😭

[domjaehyun]

*sigh* I’m gonna say smth and you’re gonna be disappointed in me. you know that guy I said I made out with and his mouth tasted like ass, like dirty bong water. well. i saw him again😐. his mouth did not taste bad which is a plus. but the sex was meh :/ he did ZERO foreplay. did not stick a finger in or nothing. just wanted me to sit on it with no prep😑😑😑 mind you this man was bragging on how he could make me cum in his tongue. FALSE. did not even cum on his dick. 2 thumbs down👎👎

OH BOOOOO LAME WE HATE HIM i’m not disappointed in you my love dw 🥰 it’s not like we can automatically tell how a guy is in bed or what they’re gonna do yknow? men can be . audacious for sure :////

[domjaehyun]

that long message from anon about qc… makes me wanna read it again (4th time now? i think?) i have a bag to pack but you bet i’ll speedrun that thing and stay up all night reading it!!!! -soup

I HOPE YOU LIIIKED IT :3 i’m late to replying but i hope you had / are having fun wherever you went!!!

[domjaehyun]

https://www.tiktok.com/@9zjeno/video/7404858334165159201

im unwell. goodnight❤️‍🔥

JAEMIIIIINNNN OH LORD ngl this is so funny bc i was just thinking like as the tiktok loaded “i hope this spurs a genuine reaction from me so i don’t have to fake it” BC IVE BEEN RLY DETACHED FROM K-POP LATELY but that was the perfect clip for me to open just now i really do need jaemin smth fierce :/ sigh

[domjaehyun]

FINALLY I meet a guy that doesn’t do foreplay for 2 seconds. He was taking his TIME eating me out. As he should. But I feel bad bc I was no where near cumming :/ he was doing all the right things and it felt good once in a while. but idk why i couldn’t get there. is there smth wrong with me?

PERIODDDDD I LOVE THAT YOU FOUND YOURSELF AN EATER!!! and well hmmm were you nervous? uncomfortable? sometimes i feel like it’s a mental block :p i notice that sometimes w myself too like . not to be tmi but for educational purposes sometimes if i go to like . yknow . dj downstairs … 👀 and im like . uncomfortable physically or my body is tensed up (like when i’m anxious and want to do it as a stress relief) i literally Can Not Finish like it’s so genuinely frustrating and uncomfortable but i would literally have to sit up and like . REGULATE MY NERVOUS SYSTEM like i gotta relax my muscles and take deep breaths and shit :p

so the short answer is that sometimes we are too properly in our heads to really enjoy the experiences we’re having so if you notice you’re having trouble like . Getting There try to take a moment for like . mentally and physically checking in with yourself and see if you or your partner can do anything to get you out of your head and back in the moment!!!

[domjaehyun]

OMGGG I don’t know if you take requests but if you do can y do a jaehyun x afab reader inspired by his song “EASY”

hiiii i do not take requests :p thank you for thinking of me though!!

[domjaehyun]

tumblr is so dry these days queen save us please

heyyyyyyyyy hiiiii helloooooo i’m here 🙂‍↕️ GREETINGS I MISSED YALL i know i’ve been saying ive been trying to write but i feel like my life is like . literally changing like SOMETHING IS GOING ON there’s a lot happening and currently im v behind in school so i have to try and make that up :p BUT SCHOOL ENDS NEXT MONTH AND IM ABT TO HAVE A LIL BIT MORE FREE TIME HOPEFULLY 🥹

[domjaehyun]

hi..

I wrote a haechan ff....tell me if you like it lol.

https://www.tumblr.com/neotiny/780697352460730368/sticky-notes-and-sloppy-kisses?source=share

HI BABY i am so so sorry i’m late replying BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVED IT FR im gonna actually reblog it in a bit i meant to when i first read it but i was en route to work that day and when i got in the building i completely forgot 😭😭😭 BUT IT WAS SOOO GOOD UGH SO FUN SO SEXY RIGHT UP MY ALLEY HELL YEAH 💖💖💖

IF YALL WOULD LIKE TO READ TOO (which you should) THE LINK IS HERE 💖

(ALSO TEEENY heads up y’all like to anyone besides this lovely person but i wouldn’t usually recommend sending me like . YOUR fics to read bc i am. extremely picky abt what i read and if i don’t like it i would literally feel bad and like avoid the question and probably you altogether so . for both of our sakes pls refrain OR if you still feel like you want me specifically to see your work then you can send it!! but just know that i am a “if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all” girlie born and raised so . if i don’t reply at all ever maybe do not ask again 😭😭😭)

[domjaehyun]

*big sigh* how do I get over someone😕😕😕

HONESTLY I HAVE ADVICE BUT I NEED A LIL MORE INFO…

1) how close were you to this person

2) how long have you known them / what is the nature of your relationship w them

3) why are you getting over them like what happened

i might need more info after this too but this would help a lot 🙂‍↕️

[domjaehyun]

ok I cannot be wrong if I am wrong that’s impossible cause ehhhh it sounds like your old crush coworker likes you🤨🤨 he called you STUNNING?? GIRL he wants you fr why hasn’t he made a move yet ???

not to mention… one time . we were talking and i like said i’d throw something at something (i literally do not remember) but then i was like nvm i lowkey have bad aim and he was like “yknow i feel like i definitely assumed that already” AND I WAS LIKE GASP 😱 🫵 MEAN!! RUDE!! and he’s like trying to make it better (i wasn’t upset i was actually laughing and so was he) and at one point i shot him The Pout like the kicked puppy “you hurt my feelings” look and he FROZE like he straight up looked at me and hesitated and then he goes “wow… that was a perfect pout” and i was like WHAT……… and he GOES ON TO SAY!!! VERBATIM!!! “if i were a weaker willed man i would have folded” ………………………..challenge accepted 🙂‍↕️ you will fold 🙂‍↕️

(btw the Pout is literally this face minus the hands he called it the puss in boots face and i was floored bc that’s exactly where i got it from like i saw it as a kid and was like yk what… hell yeah 🙂‍↕️ i’m stealing that)

AND I DONT K N O W I JUST DONT KNOW I DONT EVEN WANNA GET MY HOPES UP!!