#honeymustard

[livelaughbone]

🧡💙 PREORDERS NOW OPEN FOR LIVE, LAUGH, BONE 💙🧡

Live, Laugh, Bone: A Fontcest Wall Calendar Fanzine

💙🧡 NOW ON SALE 🧡💙 August 9 - September 6

ORDER HERE: livelaughbone.bigcartel.com

Get your copy of the scrapbook-themed, fontcest wall calendar and stickers!

EDIT AUGUST 30: ALL STRETCH GOALS REACHED AND TWO MORE BONUS STRETCH GOALS ADDED:

EDIT SEPTEMBER 6: ALL STRETCH GOALS REACHED

BUNDLE DETAILS BELOW CUT

CALENDAR ONLY OPTION $20 💀 Physical wall calendar 🧡 All 12 months of 2024 (48+ illustrations) 🧡 Art from 20 artists featuring different #Fontcest ships! 🧡 Scrapbook-themed 💀 PDF will be emailed directly before general public release

FULL BUNDLE $28 💀 Physical wall calendar 💀 Early release PDF 💀 Merch 💙 1" Fellcest Die-Cut Sticker by moto 💙 2" Swapcest Die-Cut Sticker by Ray 💙 3.5x2" "emitting SLIME it's just what brothers do" Sticker by Soul 💙 4x6" Outertale Lantern Festival Sticker Sheet (includes 8 stickers) 💙 Qualifies for STRETCH GOALS

STRETCH GOALS FOR FULL BUNDLE ORDERS 🦴 40 Sales* (UNLOCKED) - Fontcest Die-Cut sticker by beetle 🦴 50 Sales* (UNLOCKED) - Spicykustardpuff (Tale x Fell Bros) Die-Cut sticker by Ganzooky 🦴 60 Sales* (UNLOCKED) - Live, Laugh, Bone die-cut magnet by Soul 🦴 70 Sales* (UNLOCKED) - Swapfellredcest Bookmark by Ganzooky 🦴 75 Sales* - Fellcest print and January 2025 Calendar Insert by beetle 🦴 100 Sales* - Xtalecest Die-Cut Sticker by 0netype

* Sales assume "full bundle" sales or equivalent amount in "calendar only" sales

[0netype]

Returning to my roots with some HoneyMustard for @livelaughbone's Fontcest Wall Calendar Zine ;w; 🍯🌭

Preorders for the calendar run from ❤🧡AUG 9TH TO SEPT 6TH🧡❤ so be sure to snag one before the month is out! ✨

>> ORDER HERE: livelaughbone.bigcartel.com <<

[ash-and-burn]

[juliusmartel]

Underfell sans and underswap papyrus doodles cuz i rememberer i used to love their ship a lot

[thebastardbutcher]

The uncensored version is available on my Twitter, Huehue

[vstheworld]

back on my bullshit again

[paintedimagery]

Some au doodles

[uboaaaaaart]

Hi i am alive ive got more undertale stuff to post

[lady-wirt]

Figth o fu-

[kuro-d-ann]

My old Undertale fanart. Perhaps in the future I will redraw them, like many other art. Part 3.

[blankfreak-mainz]

Have another chicken-scratch snack!! :33 HoneyMustard flavored!

I seemed to be feeding y'all way too much snacks- man I'm irresponsible UmU||

[livelaughbone]

NYEH HEH HEH! Third check-ins are in and the pieces are looking as amazing as the GREAT PAPYRUS himself!

Final submissions are coming in soon, so keep an eye on our social media for sales announcements! 💀🧣

[sin-cognito]

Then we have a honeymustard doodle for @karaokelove (that I still can’t tag)!  They're probably watching porn on Red's phone. I think they're the least likely couple to swap clothes, which of course means it's even cuter when they do.

[ash-and-burn]

[drabbletale]

Headcanon fellcest or not the fell boys are a package deal , if you date one your dating the other as well (two boyfriends for the price of one lol). For example one day stretch starts dating red the next day edge brings him flowers, lunch and calls him bade. Like these fuckers never talk but they're so intooned with each other like some kinda twin esp

So I kinda messed up with the 'they never talk' bit, I started an idea and got more carried away with it than I meant to. It's still the OT3 idea with them separately wooing Stretch, so I hope that's alright!

SpicyHoneyMustard (?) Dating Start! Head canons:

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Red was the one that courted Stretch first, Edge watching from the sidelines as his brother 'woos' their chosen 'third'.

Edge doesn't mind his brother being the one to start the process. Saves him from wasting his precious time, if it doesn't work out.

But Gods, does he want this to work out.

Stretch is perfect for them. He's far more laid back than Red, just being around him seems to calm the anxieties of both Edge and his brother. He also manages to slow Edge down, during those times that it makes sense to do so.

Even just as friends, Stretch had always been so easy to get along with. He always had something to talk about and when he didn't, he could keep up with any conversation he was brought into, no matter what it was.

And as loathe as Edge is to admit it, he could do with a lot more relaxation and personal time. He knows he is far too uptight and will, at times, lash out because of it.

But so is his brother.

And oh, Stretch's lazy smile drives Edge wild. Makes his insides burn with desire.

And Red feels the same damn way about him.

They had spoken before about adding another to their relationship and about a year later they had been lying in bed talking about a party all their friends had been to.

It started with the subject of Blueberry dating the Mutt. How they had been surprised that Slim and Blackberry hadn't been dating and how happy Black was that they had both moved to Blue's house.

Then the subject turned to Stretch. He seemed to be okay with it, because he kept his own room.

Edge had commented, after they had arrived home and were sitting in bed together, how sweet Stretch looked, sitting quietly on the couch as the party bursted with energy around him.

Red mentioned that perhaps he was quiet because he was upset.

It went from there. Both brothers quick to bring up that Stretch would be happier in a place where he, himself, was loved.

How they could love him.

They devised a plan that started with Red flirting with Stretch. Getting him to agree to a date. That date going well, then Edge approaching him and asking him on a date too. That date, obviously going perfect.

Then he'd take Stretch home and Red would be there.

Feeling high off a second perfect date, Stretch would be overwhelmed with joy at the idea of dating them both at the same time!

Everything would have to be perfect, so that there could be no doubt in Stretch's mind that this was what he wanted.

Knowing that, Edge was ready to throttle Red when he heard him tell Stretch another one of his stupid offensive jokes. They aren't even on a date yet!

To his surprise, despite shaking his head, Stretch was laughing and didn't pull away when Red linked their arms together and set his head on Stretch's shoulder.

"hey bud, ah... aren't you and your brother, uh, together? not that i mind you being close, but i'd rather not get my ass kicked."

Edge, listening from behind a wall at the bar they were sitting at, cringed inwardly. Was he really so violent?

Red closed his eyes, head still resting on Stretch's shoulder. "We have an 'open relationship'. Seriously, you can ask him. He doesn't mind."

Stretch paused at this and Edge's first instinct is to text Red to cuss him out for being so blunt! It's not long, however, before Stretch replies with a quiet, "are you propositioning me, buddy?"

Red looks up at him and winks and whispers something into the sensitive spot just under his jaw.

Edge expected Red to bring Stretch home that night, but when he shows up empty handed with a shrug, he admits to telling Stretch he's not a 'one night stand' or even a 'first date sex' kinda guy. It's a lie, but it buys them time.

Edge doesn't have time to spy on their date, but it would more difficult to do at the diner than it would be at the bar, anyhow.

Red is bubbling with excitement after their date, bursting through the door, eye lights bright and searching for Edge. It went perfect, Stretch laughed at all his stupid jokes, they held hands and...

When Red went to hug Stretch as they were saying goodbye, Stretch held him tight, their whole bodies pressed completely together, and he buried his face in Red's neck.

"he's perfect, boss! you're gonna love 'im!"

Why the hell HE, The Great and Terrible Papyrus, would be standing outside Stretch's sentry station waiting for him, with his damned hand shaking around the bouquet of flowers he had picked up, made no sense to him! He wasn't nervous! Stretch is the one that should be nervous!

.... Hopefully out of excitement and not fear, though.

The flowers were in a good many various colors, because he had been overwhelmed trying to pick out colors that 'mean' something. He had been so distracted that he hadn't thought to look up what the flowers themselves mean.

He didn't even know what kind of flowers they were.

Stretch arrives soon after and all of Edge's worries about dressing right, the flowers, if he should have brought a honey-based candy instead.... all of it just melts away because Stretch is looking at the flowers with the most genuine smile he's ever seen.

"are these for me?"

Stretch gets so close to him, close enough that only the flowers are between them. Edge's knuckles gently pressed against Stretch's ribs.

He is smelling the flowers and Edge is gawking at the top of his skull with a sense of awe for a couple of seconds too long.

"so... are you actually cool with red and i goin' out last night?"

Stretch still has his face down, as though he's a little nervous of the answer.

Edge uses his free hand to carefully lift Stretch's chin so they can look each other in the eyes again. "I'm happy that you two had fun. He told me all about it."

Stretch still doesn't look convinced, like Edge dressing as nice as he possibly could (Even wearing his special Dating Leather Jacket!) and bringing flowers to his work was some sort of ploy to 'get back at him'. "you two really have an open relationship?"

He seems skeptical, and for good reason. Edge would never want to have HIS brother sleeping with just anyone while they were together. Fuck that. But that isn't this and he hates seeing Stretch so nervous.

"NO." He says it firmly, but moves his free arm again, quick to catch Stretch around the waist as he moves to back away. "Only for you." He says as soft as he can manage, calming Stretch down, before letting him back off just enough to hold the flowers himself.

"These are for you! I am asking you for a date now! I hope that you'll accept, though if you're willing to date my brother, then I would expect that you would love to-"

"date you too?" Stretch wraps his arms around Edge's neck, and gives him the exact body-squeezing hug that Red had gushed on and on about.

Edge's soul was doing flips in his chest and it took a moment for his nervous heart to realize he needed to return the hug. He held him back tight, his face flushed a bright red as Stretch rested their skulls together.

Oh, he was perfect. Perfect for Red and Perfect for Edge and Perfect for them, to complete their Perfect Trio.

Edge closed his eyes and fell into the feeling of falling in love, all over again.

[marklittle]

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