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[darktragedys]

The nothingness among the misery of the crowd collapses euphorically, causing me extreme glare between my mental words stuck inside, that now I die of terror when I think about it.

Peturbadistico when remembering it in the violent horror of the euphoric attacking hatred withers in the hidden of myself.

Alburist bullshit disturbs me with my sadistic lines that burst my neutrality to humanistic predation, the screams become water.

The young people with childish movements die of sobs when I ride in the manure, kisses virginals pose my abrupt seriousness, among the minoristic age of mine that others laughed scaredly among prevagionist jokes spicy displeasures for me.

[ihatebrainstorm]

[The Portable Pickle Man]

Bonus: How they got him out

This is what I mean when I say "portable green pickle man"

[casinocircus]

I made this edit of a dream I had the other night. Idk why but it was so funny to me I woke up laughing so hard I was coughing

[hellevac]

besties who love MONEY

[waitineedaname]

me experiencing grad school imposter syndrome: what if linguistics isn't the right field for me, what if I'm not meant to be studying it full time

me within three days of finishing my semester:

[catieclysmic]

Vicar Amelia my beloved <3

[kiaafterdark]

ref by @\emtfira on twitter

[coline7373]

[theminecraftbee]

grian’s here to help solve the warden situation now btw. they’re very professional.

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Entertaining Highlights from Naruto Retsuden:

Kakashi being compared to both a mountain goat and a sloth in the span of a single page!!

For some reason, in a world of near entirely names of Japanese (or very rarely, English) origin, there's a blind astronomer named Jean-Marc Tatar, seemingly the only French man in the history in the Naruto universe, who is also friends with Ninja God.

This exchange between Sakura and Naruto: “Same old idiot as always.” “Me? Sasuke?” “Both of you, obviously.”

The reveal that there's a nap room next to the Hokage's office!

The insane reveal that Orochimaru has developed a pair of goggles that look exactly like Obito's from when he was kid but give you the power to use the Byakugan?!

Naruto perfectly landing motorcycle jump over a cat with zero practice while being shot at by laser beam drones??

Naruto's little antisocial scientist friend repeatedly saying how much she doesn't need friends and Naruto going, “I’m not gonna force you to connect with people or whatever, you know,” like that hasn't been how he's resolved every conflict he's ever had.

The incredibly specific take from Yamato that by himself he can raise a mokuton pillar 310,000 feet into the air to support the weight of a motorcycle. Babygirl. Why do you know this!!

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto having this impressive little adventure in the clouds before it immediately cuts to Sai also thousands of feet in the air slowly suffocating of altitude sickness, who unlike them doesn't have an oxygen tank, because Shikamaru is not a medic but also maybe an idiot.

Sakura realizing that Sasuke is about to do something incredibly dangerous so they share a little kiss above Naruto's head (on a motorcycle, 660,000 feet vertically in the air).

[darktragedys]

In the autumn dryness linear of my cold rosette that turns into sparks when looking at the night stars that They radiate my fury.

Bloody paleness in my eyes in fragmenting memories frozen in the pasteal swamp lying now suffering.

[wickedcriminal]

But the winds will still blow when I am no longer here. The storms will still rage, and the forces of Empire and oppression, be they Roman or otherwise, will still be waiting at the corners of the ocean. The fight goes on for the Heroes of the Future.

Third day of Doomsday! ☠️

[choiliner]

soobin's little oopsie 😭

bonus: yeonjun's reaction

[dizzybizz]

y'know when you start drawing something as a joke but then it gets out of hand real quick and you just kinda let it- yeah...

[nikoplushposting]

She put the sticker on my bass

[virtues-end]

✦ virtue’s end — patreon update 28 march 2024

updated the patreon version with a few more words (~5k) :-)