#hot hinny agenda

[alwayshinny]

Hinny 🔥

When Ron is trying to convince Harry to go to the pub after work, but all Harry can think about is how drop-dead gorgeous his girlfriend looked going to the Harpies press conference and how she promised to keep the outfit on for him.

[april-showersmay-flowers]

Girl, I need more hot harry agenda… like I can’t stop thinking about it 🥵

You and me BOTH, anon.

In the meantime while I try to bully my brain into remembering how to draw triceps may I offer this fic which is my favorite Hinny of all time by my best friend in the whole wide world @zeebee3

[sitp-recs]

Hidden Gems by Frayach

If you wanna be slapped in the face pleasantly surprised by someone’s inventive mind - and taken out of your comfort zone by their unique plots and bold takes - Frayach is the first author that comes to mind. Their precise and fearless writing leaves me gasping in awe of their sharp wit, reading their stuff is always a powerful experience. I strongly recommend checking all their fics, and here’s a perfectly curated reclist by our @sweet-s0rr0w! Some of them are quite popular so I decided to highlight other works that could use more love. You’re welcome!

Drarry

Once Bitten (2012, E, 5.6k) - consensual biting, first time, kinky and tender

Harry likes to bite and fortunately Draco likes to be bitten. This story is based on Ships_Harry's oh-so-hot Bite Me. Read my rec here.

The Solstice Stones (2013, E, 6.8k) - friends to lovers, banter, bi Harry in denial

Draco has lost his magic, and Harry has never been truly convinced of his own, which is just two more reasons in a long list of why they belong together.

Powerful Men (2012, E, 8.5k) - dark AU, first person POV. Cw: unhappy ending, major character death

They say the price of power is a sound night's sleep.

Breaking All The Rules (2012, E, 22k) - lawyers AU! Hilarious and scorching swingers smut with a curious amount of slow burn (Drarry centered + Hinny, Drastoria and Romione). Cw: infidelity

Malfoy is slowly wringing the last vestiges of pleasure from Harry’s life with all his rules and committees and agendas and reports. Or is he? Read my rec here.

The Good Guys (2014, E, 26k) - my fave Frayach fic! Wartime, morally grey Harry, dubious ethics, mind games, open ending

The Second Voldemort War is limping into its fourth year, and the Forces of Shining Light are slowly turning into the Forces of Expedient Grey. When Draco Malfoy is captured red-handed trying to sell an illegal potion to a clerk at Borgin & Burkes, he is handed over to the Department of Essential and Necessary Truth’s newest interrogator. Read my rec here.

Rare Pairs

A Temporary Reprieve (2012, E, 2.8k) - age gap kink my beloved!!!! Scorching Harry/Scorp

Harry lets himself explore the blessings of youth again.

Sing, My Little Sparrow, Sing (2012, E, 9k) - superbly written sexual fantasy, also Harry/Scorp

Ever since his divorce from Ginny, Harry’s been going to a particular nightclub in a seedy part of Glasgow to relax. The singer on Saturday nights is Scorpius Malfoy, and he absolutely sucks. Nonetheless, Harry keeps going back, but not because he’s falling for Scorpius, of course. No, of course not.

[hohslop]

yo do hinny

Who’s more dominant: Ginny

Who’s the cuddler: Harry

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: it varies. But I think Ginny is the big spoon more often.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They definitely would do an one-by-one quidditch battle. I guess that would be trying to catch the snitch.

Who uses all the hot water: Both of them do. That’s why they just shower together.

Most trivial thing they fight over: They fight over who was actually the better quidditch player at Hogwarts. Ginny would argue, “I played Chaser and Seeker to cover your damn ass and still won at playing both of them.” And Harry goes, “I was the fastest person ever to catch a snitch. And that was my first time even playing a game.” It goes on and on.

Who does most of the cleaning: Harry while Ginny naps on the couch. He doesn’t mind though.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Harry. Even after years of being together, Ginny still can’t figure out this Muggle thing.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Harry

Who leaves their stuff around: Ginny

Who remembers to buy the milk: Harry

Who remembers anniversaries: They’re both terrible at remembering things. It would be the day of their wedding anniversary and they would be like, “Oh, lol. Well, wanna go out for dinner tonight then?”

Who cooks normally: Harry. Ginny cannot cook to save her life.

How often do they fight: Not often. They’re pretty easy-going.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: They try to keep in touch and let each other know the details of their day.

Nicknames for each other: Harry calls her Gin. But that’s it. However, Ginny would call Harry, The Boy Who Lived or The Chosen One to annoy him.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: They take turns.

Who steals the covers at night: Ginny

What would they get each other for gifts: They don’t care for gifts so they just get each other quidditch stuff.

Who kissed who first: Well, it kinda just happened, didn’t it?

Who made the first move: When they got together for the second time, it was Ginny.

Who remembers things: As I said before, they both suck at it. They forget events, meetings, dinners with the family, and much more. Eventually, Hermione had enough and made them a giant magical agenda that would literally announce the plans for that day.

Who started the relationship: Again, for the second time, it was Ginny. Harry continually thought that she might not want to be with him. But Ginny took the record straight.

Who cusses more: Ginny. She would cuss at the most inappropriate time and Harry would always facepalm himself.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: They would get super worried. If one of them was intentionally hurt, hell would be released.

Who is the dirty talker: Ginny, but Harry’s not bad at it.

A head canon: Ginny literally never asked to move in with Harry. She just came over to his flat one day and just placed her stuff everywhere. Harry didn’t mind though, he was just caught off guard. But after they got engaged, they moved to Godric’s Hollow.

*Here’s another one because why not?Ginny, of course had a long time crush on Harry but it went a away maybe between 3rd and 4th year. But she genuinely enjoyed being his friend. Her crush grew again in her 5th year when she made an inappropriate joke about Ron and Harry just died laughing. She was like, “This guy gets me.” So they became closer friends and when they started dating later that year, she fell in love with him.

[alwayshinny]

Hinny ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

“You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye

And I got that red lip classic thing that you like

And when we go crashing down, we come back every time

'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt

And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt

And when we go crashing down, we come back every time

'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style”