#hotd brainrot

[saintaemond]

On the appointed day Ser Criston Cole placed the iron-and-ruby crown of Aegon the Conquerer upon the brow of the eldest son of King Viserys and Queen Alicent, proclaiming him Aegon of House Targaryen, Second of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. His mother Queen Alicent, beloved of the smallfolk, placed her own crown upon the head of her daughter Helaena, Aegon's wife and sister. After kissing her cheeks, the mother knelt before the daughter, bowed her head, and said, "My queen."

[writingwenches]

my Aegon au brainrot with him taking multiple wives from all the kingdoms as leverage during the Dance is taking overr

Imagine instead of searching Flea Bottom to find him in the Sept because he was hidden there — they search Flea Bottom and find him in the Sept because he was marrying 10ish ladies he stole away from court at morning to secure everyone’s support to Team Green and himself as king 👀

[thatsoverkill]

my brain is has no space for anything besides house of the dragon and doctor who, how can I have such simultaneous brainrots going on

[dcbnam-aep]

I feel so normal about this so so normal so fine totally okay the most normal ever

[june-rambles]

hi hotd fandom is this anything

[dorithecoon]

Prepping for a tough day as Aegon's manager.

[oscarthegrouch24]

This drawing may have end up frustrating me but hey gay people oooooohhhh

[this-could-be-a-dream]

💕 just girly things💕

[witheredoffherwitch]

She sees much and more, my Alys.

[nyrasbloodyclover]

he's so beautiful i want to kms

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

Next season gonna be wild not just because the drama, plot, war, yada yada but also seeing socmany dragons together.

Just imagine.

Vhagar flying her cranky ass up just to see all those relatives she did not talk to for YEARS:

Senike Granny Vhagar: OMG A REUNION!?!? Hiii Silvyyyyy, hiii Vermiii how are youu???? How's the kids?? Oh Arrax I haven't seen you since you were a hatchling! UW .....So....where are the dornish? (She needs to take her pills)

Seasmoke is that one relatable person who does not know half of the people in the meeting (Silverwing&Vermithor) and just akwardly smiles and nods to the folks. Occasionally laughs when someone mentions some drama that happened in the family. (He wasn't even born yet when that happened)

Vermithor is that old man who tells his grandkids how he went to school: Ohhh Jaehearys if only you were here to see! :3 We are going to burn the Dornish with Vhagar and Caraxes AGAIN :3 (He does not know the family drama like at all, papa is clueless)

Silverwing is just there to supervise everyone and take pretty aesthetic pictures of the clouds, she will need at least one couple picture with Vermithor too. She also brought the bougie drinks and money for the kids.

Vermax is hyperactive from the energy drinks (Syrax forgot to hide those)

Syrax wants to go home becasue the vibe is low, everyone is lame and her son is doing backflips between the elderly.

Moondancer wanted to talk to Vermax but insted started to annoy the snob cousin Sunfyre

Sunfyre is hiding from that one menacing younger cousin who bites, and in the quiet wants to do his duolingo lesson of the day. (It will not happen, insted will be bitten in the elbow, Granny Vhagar yells at him, instead of Moondancer)

Caraxes is telling the kids stories about his time in the Vietnam war and adds in the end: DO NOT TELL THIS TO YOUR MOTHER! (Syrax, Dreamfyre and Silverwing would jump him for this)

Dreamfyre is the one who supervises the little kids (she is fine, that she does not need to talk to neither of her siblings)

Tessarion is late by two hours (there was traffic) and will crash into the party later.

Sheepstealer is just some rando food delivery guy who stayed to eat a little and scare off children who got close to him (he's mean :( )

Oh and it all happened at Meleys funeral.

[thatsoverkill]

also how come we don't see Matt Smith dance as Daemon when he dances in like everything else lol

[sweetvelaryon]

hp!au where aemond slips love potion to lucerys hoping to get a love confession for himself only to find him confessing to Jacaerys

[rosieofcorona]

I’m no woman at all. I’m a barn owl. Cursed to live in human form.

(WIP)

[motomamiest]

rip sansa stark you would’ve loved lorde shushing everyone at her concert while singing writer in the dark

rip aegon targaryen you would have loved matty healy

rip tywin lannister you would have loved writing extremely long niche reviews on letterboxd

rip bran stark you would have loved dance academy/the next step

rip alicent hightower you would have loved ethel cain’s tumblr blog

rip robb stark you would have loved inazuma eleven

rip daenerys targaryen you would have loved the free britney movement 

rip cersei lannister you would have loved brat summer

rip ned stark you would have loved love actually 

rip jaime lannister you would have loved han solo

rip rhaenyra targaryen you would have loved getting a nipple piercing 

rip brienne the tarth you would have loved rosi de palma 

rip aemond targaryen you would have loved butters stoch 

rip jacaerys targaryen you would have loved the cucurella song 

rip jon snow you would have loved playing mermaids at the beach

rip joffrey baratheon you would have loved to be a theatre kid