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prettyhighforawhiteguyblog · 7 months

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I get it. I'm quite the catch. I'm flattered, but I'm hopelessly in love with my wife who can't get enough of me. I'm a lost cause. You're gonna have to find your own fucked up White boy and fix him for yourself.

#ph4wg #ph4wg original #I don't get it either #hottest real women I've ever seen mooning at me?#checking me out?#showing down blouse on purpose and watching me #i feel like I'm taking crazy pills #actually i think they are just silly young women still figuring out the world and happy to get the one semi good looking Prof #and I'm charming and funny #and strangely manly #fatherly #and sensitive.#probably the first sensitive and emotionally in tune man she's met #who exhibits deep empathy #and acts on it #it's like catnip for women #even the gay guys?#you're sounded by student athletes!#hottest women outside of my wife mind you #😅🍳🍳🤕#and I really do keep my eyes up #and I really do distance the moony or flirty ones #you made your choice to act and actions have real consequences including losing out on my best jokes #I adore my wife.#And I work really hard to head off any advances and keep things congenial and professional #it's best for everyone #and I hate awkward interactions #imagine working with someone for years after they tried to sleep with you #so fucking awkward and how the hell do we even talk in meetings #that is why I guard my marriage so proactively

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