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#even the gay guys?
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I get it. I'm quite the catch. I'm flattered, but I'm hopelessly in love with my wife who can't get enough of me. I'm a lost cause. You're gonna have to find your own fucked up White boy and fix him for yourself.
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noelledeltarune · 1 year
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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scrumptiousfoxglitter · 5 months
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Shout-out to all my sad gays.
Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.
Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.
Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.
Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.
Shout-out to all my average omnis.
Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.
Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.
Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).
Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.
Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.
Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.
Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.
Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.
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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.
Shout-out to all my cats.
(edit) So, this ended up way more popular than I anticipated. So, here's a few more, and they're all equally bad, as you'd expect.
Shout-out to all my xenos that're native to their countries.
Shout-out to all my cis comrades that are a part of the opposition.
Shout-out to all the external Indigiqueers (this only makes sense if you know the etymology for indigenous that's my bad)
And of course,
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araneapeixes · 8 months
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Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage
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takemetodragonstone · 2 months
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*if your gender and sexuality brought on different feelings, vote for whichever you want. (whichever feeling was stronger, or first, or however you want to decide).
If you’re comfortable with it, put your sexuality and/or gender identity in the tags along with the feeling you experienced upon discovering it so we can see if any trends appear with correlations between certain identities and feelings!
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puppyeared · 5 months
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so a few things
my brother and i have our rooms facing each other he recently got a mood light installed and he can change the color his favorite color is purple
which would normally be. FINE but every time i walk to my room its just been this
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theoldkyokodied · 1 year
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
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peepeepy · 5 months
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buttonblossom wedding in the candy castle!?🤯🥰
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.
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pissfartboy · 1 month
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Amazingphil Video colon-three
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anoant · 10 months
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Made this for Twitter but I guess I’ll post it here too— Tag Yourself Homestuck Edition
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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@can-i-take-a-stab said this on my last analogical post and i couldn’t not draw this
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allastoredeer · 6 months
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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?
I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.
And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).
Alastor canonically died in 1933.
Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?
From 1920-1933.
ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?
The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.
I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.
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jay-wasstuff · 1 year
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foolsocracy · 2 months
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he forgot about UV
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Seen plenty of posts ribbing Wilson for being the repressed one but tbh multiple times we see Wilson question if House is sincerely flirting with him and every time House shuts him down so are we sure Wilson is the repressed one here?
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