#how do i bribe my janitor to tell me about this other son they found?

[crowleytwstrp]

Oh I see, I hope getting them home works soon. I'm sure they appreciate the effort. ^^

..you don't know me? It's okay if you don't, I'm sure universes can be complicated. :)

-Mono.C

"Why thank you! Hmm, you do seem familiar..." Crowley rubs at his own chin.

"Oh, the tumble device says here that Mono is your son." Ghost Janitor comments.

". . . I HAVE A SON!?!?"

"He's not the first one I've found on here. At least this one likes you."

*Undignified crow squawking sounds*

"Ahem, apologies. It's... It's not every day one learns he's a father. Though I'm glad to call you my son! You must have gained your politeness and graciousness from me!" Crowley boasts.