#mono crowley

[stressedoutcrowlet]

OMG HAI AGAIN MONO YA WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND!

A STRANGE REMOTE! :DD (technically one of my future kids found it lmao)

Oh- what does this remote do?

[headmage-dire-crowley]

DAD?? FATHER?? WHO IS M.D PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

I AM PANICKING

-Mono Crowley

Another one 😰

[crowleytwstrp]

Oh I see, I hope getting them home works soon. I'm sure they appreciate the effort. ^^

..you don't know me? It's okay if you don't, I'm sure universes can be complicated. :)

-Mono.C

"Why thank you! Hmm, you do seem familiar..." Crowley rubs at his own chin.

"Oh, the tumble device says here that Mono is your son." Ghost Janitor comments.

". . . I HAVE A SON!?!?"

"He's not the first one I've found on here. At least this one likes you."

*Undignified crow squawking sounds*

"Ahem, apologies. It's... It's not every day one learns he's a father. Though I'm glad to call you my son! You must have gained your politeness and graciousness from me!" Crowley boasts.

[monoafterhours]

i N E E D Crowley Mono! anything just please please please please PLE—

☆ I can try my hardest! I know near nothing about him but uh I'LL TRY

NSFW under the cut (°v~) ☆

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Warnings: established relationship, smut, mentions of breeding, written with AFAB readers in mind, gender neutral terms used. Consent (I love me some Consent), Mono using words you'd never expect him to.

You'd been in a relationship with NRC's headmage for quite a while now, and he was actually a wonderful partner. He put much more effort into your relationship than he did for NRC, the pair of you were sat in his office as you tried to get something done, he watched you.

"Woe is me.." Crowley lamented.

"Woe is you?" You repeated, chuckling quietly as you flicked through some of the papers laid out before the pair of you.

"Yes! So many students come in with mental problems which leads to overblots which leads to you and I in court!" Your lover exclaimed.

"Well if you and I did something about these overblots we wouldn't end up in court." You teased.

"You're stressed." He stated.

As if that wasn't obvious.

You nodded as he walked over to you, resting your hands on his shoulders as he wrapped his arms around your waist, suddenly his face was red with flush. You sighed playfully and walked to sit yourself on his desk, smiling almost invitingly at him. But he asked the following question anyway. "You're certian you want this? I want to hear that you want this."

You nodded quickly and leaned forward, whispering. "I want this." Before pushing your lips against his own, the kiss was desperate, and the room was growing hot, the pair of you quickly began to strip and throw your clothes to the side. You were all over eachother within minutes, Crowley had pinned you down to his desk and all you could hear was the snapping of his hips against your own. His lips were against your neck, searching for that one spot that left you helpless.

A few breathy moans escaped your parted lips as you tried to process all the attention on your soaking wet cunt and on your neck at the same time. "I'd love to have your children..~" you whispered, before realising what you'd just said. Your face growing red.

"You want me to breed you, darling." He spoke, it sounded like a correction but also a little like a question, whatever it was it was right, you wanted it. "I want you to breed me-" you rasped out, nodding.

You heard his voice come out in a faint whisper.

"Oh I'll breed you, you have my word.."

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DUN DUN DUUUN CLIFFHANGER! Since this was my first fic it might not be the best, and I don't know much about Crowley, also I apologise for it being short, but I hope this was okay for you!

[rabbitcruiser]

Mono County, CA (No. 2)

Mono County is a county located in the east central portion of the U.S. state of California. As of the 2020 census, the population was 13,195, making it the fourth-least populous county in California. The county seat is Bridgeport. The county is located east of the Sierra Nevada between Yosemite National Park and Nevada. The only incorporated town in the county is Mammoth Lakes, which is located at the foot of Mammoth Mountain. Other locations, such as June Lake, are also famous as skiing and fishing resorts. Located in the middle of the county is Mono Lake, a vital habitat for millions of migratory and nesting birds. The lake is located in a wild natural setting, with pinnacles of tufa arising out of the salty and alkaline lake. Also located in Mono County is Bodie, the official state gold rushghost town, which is now a California State Historic Park.

Source: Wikipedia

[onceuponapuffin]

Fanatic Intervention Part 11!!

Okay so I had Life being Life, then a bit of Writer's Block (sort of), then a bit of a hangover, BUT I GOT IT DONE. So here we go.

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When you wake up the next morning, you once again find Anathema sitting at the large dining table surrounded by her books and tools. This time, though, Aziraphale and Crowley are with her. Aziraphale has his tiny glasses on and is flipping through a book, a cup of tea next to him, no doubt cold. Crowley is on his phone, and you can hear the sound effects of Candy Crush from here. He has a mug in front of him too, but it’s steaming and smells of coffee.

“Good morning,” Anathema says to you.

“Morning!” You respond, heading into the kitchen. Here, you can see that someone has bought a box of bagels, and you help yourself to one and make a coffee before returning to the dining room and having a seat across from Anathema.

“So,” You say, taking a bite out of your bagel (dear Reader, I personally am imagining just eating it like a donut because I can), “How are the readings coming?”

“Well,” Anathema starts, “I got some vague vibrations yesterday and I have a theory.”

“Oh?”

“The vibrations were very faint, mind you, but I think they were coming from the southwest. So I’m going to try going to that edge of the city today and try again. With any luck I’ll have a better idea of where we’re traveling to by tomorrow.”

“Awesome!” You reply

“Thanks! Aziraphale is going to go with me.”

“And I am not,” Crowley says definitively. You smirk behind your coffee mug.

“Still sulking over yesterday, are we?” You ask him, trying your best to imitate his eyebrow.

“No. It just sounds boring.”

“Well we could hang out today,” You suggest brightly. Crowley makes a noise that is non-committal and mono-syllabic. “I’ll take that as a yes!”

“That sounds like a splendid idea,” Aziraphale offers in place of Crowley, “Perhaps you can find us a car to rent. I have a feeling that we will be leaving the city soon, and we won’t want to be walking will we?” He chuckles to himself, and you nod in agreement.

“Perfect,” You say with a smile as you finish off your breakfast.

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“So!” You start casually as the pair of you wander down the street, “What mischief are we going to get up to? Are we gluing coins to the sidewalk? Are we going to find someplace busy and just walk REALLY slowly? Take up both sides of the escalator? Oh! We could ride the bus and request every stop without ever getting off!”

Crowley stops walking and looks at you. His eyebrow has practically merged with his hairline.

“Is that what you lot think I do?”

“Well, uh...basically yes,” You reply uncertainly. Just as you’re starting to wonder if you should be re-evaluating everything you know about how Crowley operates, he smirks with a satisfied hum.

“Good. Glad to know my finer talents are appreciated somewhere.”

Oh he has no idea. You decide not to inflate his ego too far. Yet.

“So what do you want to do?”

Crowley produces a bag of frozen peas from nowhere. A light bulb goes off in your brain.

“Oh! Ducks!”

“Ducks.”

And so you head for Central Park.

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Finding the ducks doesn’t take too long. Neither does emptying the bag of frozen peas. In the end, you both find a bench and have a seat. It feels strangely like you’re filling in for Aziraphale.

“So what happened yesterday with Anathema?” You ask after a while.

“I have no idea what you mean,” he replies, shifting around on the bench. Alright, enough of this. You turn to stare at him.

“What do I mean, okay. I mean that you spent two days running around like an unsupervised kid, spend one afternoon with Anathema, and suddenly when I literally give you permission to be a mischievous shit, all you want to do is feed the ducks.”

It almost looks like he’s chewing on something. Words maybe, you figure. Maybe he feels that if he chews them enough, they’ll come out easier. He must realize it doesn’t work like that because after a few seconds he answers your question.

“She may have mentioned that my having too much fun might bring the Metatron back around. Back to Aziraphale. Especially since he didn’t seem to have much trouble finding you in Heathrow. He probably knows where we are.”

Oh. That’s actually a fair point. You take a minute and think about it.

“Yeah, he probably does, but I don’t think he’s going to try anything just yet. I mean, his tactics are straight out of the Fairytale Villain Playbook. So he’s probably going to hold back for a bit to see if I start to crack and then go back to him.”

“Book Girl still has a point, though. Don’t wanna bring him out before we have to.”

“Okay,” You pause for a minute, considering the obvious compromise that Crowley doesn’t seem to have touched on yet. But then again, sometimes you just need someone to give you permission – even if it’s something you already know. “So how about we don’t have too much fun, but we have just a little bit of fun. Like we go souvenir shopping and buy a t shirt with small change. Keep stuff in moderation, yeah?”

“Hm,” Crowley leans back farther if that’s even possible, considering your proposition. “I do somewhat fancy one of those I Heart NY shirts.”

“Same actually. Did you create those by any chance? Just curious.”

His smile is toothy and smug. Instead of answering, he lifts himself off the bench.

“Come on then, Reader,” he says, “Let’s buy some souvenirs.”

“Reader?” You answer, getting up and following him.

“Well what else am I gonna call you? You keep talking about how much you read and I already have Book Girl. Need to keep all you straight somehow don’t I?”

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Not very long afterwards, you find yourself wandering around the city again, this time sporting I Heart NY merch and cheap star-shaped sunglasses. Crowley has swapped out his normal shades for a pair of shutter shades. A couple of times now you’ve had to grab his arm to keep him from walking into poles. And once, he nearly sauntered his way down a flight of stairs that he was certain had come out of nowhere. He still hasn’t switched back to his normal sunglasses.

“Okay what about Monopoly?” You ask him.

“Nope. That was an American who made that I think. No idea who it even was.”

“Mario Kart?”

Crowley snorts. “No.”

“What about fake pockets?”

“If anyone asks, yes. But otherwise, actually, no.”

“What about...multi-level marketing schemes?”

“I…what? No. But I definitely told Hell that I did.”

“Okay well then what did you actually invent?”

Crowley stops and looks at you through those ridiculous shutter shades. He smirks like the Cheshire Cat as he answers.

“As little as physically possible.”

“So you did basically nothing, and just took credit for everything?”

“YuP.” He pops the plosive at the end with a self-satisfied head-waggle.

“Brilliant.”

“Thank you. It’s nice to talk to someone who gets it.”

“It really is, isn’t it?” You turn and give him a hug. Sometimes, you just need to hug your demon.

“Ngk. What’s this?” He’s clearly uncomfortable, so you let go. He doesn’t say anything else about the hug, but he buys you an ice cream.

And he pays with pennies.

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The hotel room is quiet when you both return. After a quick search, you find that Aziraphale and Anathema aren’t back yet. That’s not...a great sign. But you’re determined not to panic.

“I’ll order some room service. You want anything?”

“Nah, I’ll wait.”

So he’s worried too. Alright. You place your order and turn on the tv. You try to care about the Big Bang Theory reruns, but you can’t relax just yet. Both of you sit in quiet tension until the door finally opens to Anathema and Aziraphale. Their moods are joyful, and you feel the dark cloud just lift away.

“Hey guys,” You say, “I just ordered some room service. I wasn’t sure when you two were coming back.”

“Oh!” Aziraphale practically sings, “I’ll get the menus. I’m certain they won’t mind adding on to the order.” He leaves the room. Anathema’s face is bright.

“I found out where we need to go. Did you find us a car?”

Oh. Whoops.

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🖤

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[fair-night-starry-tears]

I did something chaotic because I saw something cool but there will not be a full on au

https://x.com/marrondrawsalot/status/1712968197438398811?s=46&t=vXlDrkcYoQ-3UbDJVN8zIQ

So. I decided to help make their take idea and I present to you! The mastermind!

And to anyone about “what about the missing 16th student?” That’s Dival. Who had to play as Crowley for the first part and get. Yknow. “Punished” for trying to attack the mono.

And I’m doing that scene from the anime to make the laughs.

@adrianasunderworld @mangacupcake @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind @skboba-stars @nproduction626 @rose-tea-and-strawberries @anxious-twisted-vampire @luxstring

[aragarna]

List your top 9 characters

tagged by @bebx, thank you!! <3 (Sorry it took me so long to play. Life, you know... )

Peter Burke (and Neal, and El, and Moz, and Diana... Sometimes I feel like the whole WC gang should fill the top.)

John Reese (and Harold, and Lionel, and all the ladies!)

Aziraphale (and Crowley, cause really, they're a team, a team of two)

Henry Morgan (not to sound too mono-maniac, I picked only one of Ioan Gruffudd's roles, but really, Horatio and Harrow aren't far behind. And let's not forget William Wilberforce!)

Diego de la Vega/Zorro (he's basically a superhero but with style)

D'Artagnan (the book version more than any real film version as none as ever really been satisfying to me. Though you know, Gabriel Byrne...)

Obiwan Kenobi (the only thing I like about Star Wars LOL)

Doug Ross (George Clooney, 20 years of fannish love)

Paul Weston (Speaking of Gabriel... In Treatment. That show that marks my descend into TV addiction)

tagging @silverfoxstole @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @amalthea9 @donfadrique @penna-nomen @thesymphonytrue @ascreamintothevoid-blog and whoever wants to play! I always love seeing other people's tops :)

[sillyfatherof3]

Im gonna talk about my yuusona because why not! Sorry if his lore doesn't fit with the actual lore-

His name is Mono and was given up by his birth parents, eventually Crowley found him and thought "WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS CHILD??" resulting in him taking the boy under his wing. Mono spent his entire life from childhood to present day within the world of twisted wonderland, ending up taking on the role of somewhat of a secretary to Crowley, however Mono tries his best to do whatever he can to benefit NRC. Mono is a kind young man who is good at keeping himself calm and composed and is eager to make friends. He is eighteen years old and happy to help first years find their way around. He's got brown fluffy hair which reaches his neck at the back, along with brown eyes. He often carries a pocket watch around with him. He's closest with:

Diasomnia Dorm, Vil, Floyd, Idia and Ortho, some ocs, and more!

I might allow asks to him too if that's what you want!

[theultimateultimateweapon]

Finally... they're all mine... After numerous months of Masuda breeding, outbreak hunting, and Hisui searching, I have one of all shiny starters and their final evolution!!!

This was a really fun (and sometimes tedious) project, but I've been super eager to do something like this for a long time. I can't wait to play with them more in the game!

More info/pics under the cut VVV

I spent a lot of time naming and ev training the final evos so here's a little info dump about who they are and how I got them:

Venasuar - M - Clover - Masuda bred in Sword

Charizard - M - Crowley - Raid den in Sword

Blastoise - M - Canon - Outbreak in Scarlet

Meganium - M - August - Outbreak in Scarlet

Typhlosion - M - Tephra - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Feraligatr - M - Monty - Outbreak in Scarlet

Sceptile - M - Virgil - Outbreak in Scarlet

Blaziken - M - Friday - Outbreak in Scarlet

Marshtomp - M - Finley - Randomly found in Scarlet

Torterra - F - Gaia - Outbreak in PLA

Infernape - M - Asher - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Empoleon - M - Kingston - Randomly found in PLA

Serperior - M - Levi - Outbreak in Scarlet

Emboar - M - Iroh - Outbreak in Scarlet

Samurott - M - Kazu - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Chesnaught - M - Rowan - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Delphox - M - Parade - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Greninja - M - Zero - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Decidueye - M - Simon - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Incineroar - M - Oscar - Outbreak in Scarlet

Primarina - M - Percy - Outbreak in Scarlet

Rillaboom - M - Theo - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Cinderace - F - Harper - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Inteleon - M - Noah - Masuda bred in Sword

H Decidueye - M - Seiji - Masuda bred in Scarlet

H Typhlosion - M - Jasper - Outbreak in PLA

H Samurott - F - Nya - Outbreak in PLA

Meowscarada - M - Saffron - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Skeledirge - M - Frankie - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Quaquaval - M - Felix - Masuda bred in Scarlet

Clearly you can tell I got most of them from Scarlet, when I truly started this project up 😅. Some of my all time favorite starters however, like Venasaur and Inteleon, came from previous games. I never fully started shiny breeding starters until the switch!

Only some of the baby starters have names so I won't list them...

Some thoughts about the project

Some of the Masuda bred ones took almost 2000 eggs to get OTL (I'm looking at you Chimchar and Quaxly...). And then, of course I had to breed a second one to keep uneveolved (Chimchar was so difficult, I stopped breeding and went back to PLA to mass outbreak hunt it)

Masuda bred eggs were bred with hidden abilities and 5+ IVs. The mightiest mark raids and Home HA starter gifts were a big help with this. If I'm gonna breed em, I'm gonna breed em right!

The outbreak ones from Scarlet and PLA were given HAs from ability patches. I skipped a few whose HA I didn't like (for example, Charizard's solar power or Serperior's contrary). I couldn't get a Sprigatito with hidden ability from it's parent despite breeding three shiny ones, but I decided not to give it a patch since I like the grass/dark typing better than mono typing via protean.

PLA was a great help for the Sinnoh Starters! I have... So many shiny piplups... Including an alpha Empoleon named Triton (he's my favorite!)

Speaking of which... I spent so long on shiny Cyndaquil and Turtwig that I accidentally found their final evos in mass outbreaks instead of the baby starter. Whoops?

[stressedoutcrowlet]

And then I go and spoil it all

By saying somethin' stupid like

"I love you."

[invisibleicewands]

Hello! You are so good at writing review, I really like it! What is your opinion about Good Omens S2? To be honest, I hadn't have any expectations, so I wasn't upset by the plot. But, to my mind, unfortunately, there was a lot of bad writing, unnecessary characters and primitive dialogues compare to the first season.

Hi, Anon!

Thank you for your trust, even if mine are more random thoughts. I have to tell you, I’m not a binge watcher (I prefer to taste the episodes one by one, slowly) but this time I chose to make an exception watching it all in three days, with the last ten final minutes seen immediatly the first day, just to avoid the spoilers online (like “away the tooth away the pain“). So, my view could be affected by this.

Over the last few months I've been making a certain idea about the 2nd series and now I can say it wasn’t completely wrong, even though the result is maybe a bit better than my first expectations.

I find GO2 being like a colorful circus, with a parade of artists doing their best numbers and where MS and DT were the best attraction, the trapeze artists.

The plot is a pretext, 100% fans service: to monetize again the success of the first season, following the dreams’ fans, using their fanfictions as inspiration for the script, then putting all together in a glossy package with a bow on top: some fireworks, a bit of special effects and the effort of two titans, MS and DT, who took the 80% of the weight of this mission on their shoulders.

As very 'serious' and professional actors, with a background of theatre, tv and cinema, they did a wonderful job, transforming with their talent every line in something precious, every scene unforgettable, with skilful expressions or little gestures, even during the boring moments. They put on the table all the tricks of their playbooks to play their characters. Sometimes I saw some of Bill Masters’ glances, sometimes there were Kenneth Williams or Aro or Castor’s vibes. And the episodes were rich of references to their previous works too (Bright Young Things, Dr.Who, etc.), like a showcase of their careers.

I particularly liked Crowley’s clever lines, his dry humour, his pragmatism, also his soft side. A bit less, I must say, Aziraphale character, who was sometimes too much unnecessarily stubborn or dull if compared with the first season, too much 'Wesley Snipes'. But the actors, as I said, were both excellent and a wonder for the eyes. A mention for Jon Hamm too: I thought the nice reviews for his performance were exaggerated, but his scenes were really funny (his hug to Aziraphale xD), maybe because of the contrast between the absurdity of the moments combined with his mono-expression-marble-face. Pity for his story, which had to be the core of the mistery but was revealed and explained in a superficial and hurried way just in the last few minutes.

And here we are, the story. I've found the first two episodes well written, with comic scenes and smart lines, good timing, but then something suddendly changed: the plot became plain, childish, predictable. IMHO a lot of time has been wasted to tell useless or not so interesting stories. The barely hinted relationship between Nina and Meggie, the mere rethoric of their speech to Crowley, all the chaos of the demons battle for nothing, the travel to the cemetary in Scotland and all the resurrectionist thing. Plus, a lot of stereotypical characters: the ridiculous zombies, the boring angels of the Paradise, all like clowns, dolls to fill the void. And Jane Austen. There was nothing really important about her, just her name to justify a ball in regency dresses. Not enough for me. Also, the la-la land love story between Gabriel and Beelzebub to give a meaning to the mistery (really?), was cold and too quick to be interesting.

The turning point at the end of the 6th episode and it was like suddendly watching Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford in The Way We Were. MS and DT were simply amazing in giving to that scene such a depth and drama (nervous breakdown Aziraphale?), but the effect I felt was a bit alienating compared to what I'd seen just before. Like a leap too big, like watching two completely different and separate shows.

The final. Moving, exciting, wonderfully acted but... of course was not a final (like MoS ending in season 3). They should have called this Good Omens vol.2, like Kill Bill, since it’s obvious that was not a real end. Everything has been written for a third part since the beginning and you can see it, even if they tried to hide it somehow. Honestly I don't know if I wish to see another chapter, 'cause I'm worried about Michael's hair at this point... (I'm evil, I know)

Jokes apart, I think it was surely an entertaining, light, funny, moving, show with some brilliant moments and others less, and two great actors who covered the flaws with their skills. But I struggle to see it like a masterpiece or something worthing of an award (the special effects and the make up too, were a bit cheap). It needed of something more in the writing, for example, to reach The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel league, just saying.

But for sure it was a gold mine for fans and gif makers. ;)

A music video, to heal the heart of a demon:

[crowleytwstrp]

Oh, hello there. I didn't know you were active on here. :) -Mono.C

@stressedoutcrowlet

“Ah, yes. My janitor found this device when I asked them to grab another of our random selection magical devices. Considering it gives me the odd ability to view… alternate universes… I figure this may just give me a clue on how to send the Prefect back to their world.”

Say… do I know you? I feel like I should know you…”

[monoafterhours]

I simp for Malleus, I see Crowley as a father figure, THIS IS BAD.

[rabbitcruiser]

Clouds (No. 1078)

Mono County, CA

[ravenfeathrs]

Good morning/afternoon.

My name is Mono Crowley, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm unsure how to ask this but would you like to start a friendship by any chance? If not feel free to delete this. Thank you for your time. -Mono C🫀

(@stressedoutcrowlet)

My, How delightful, good afternoon to you too.

It’d be my pleasure to get to know you more, so certainly we could and I’d love to.