#howd he not get sued

[get-back-homeward]

listening to john lennon’s cover of chuck berry’s you can’t catch me

and my brain mindlessly drifts to come together

and I do a double take

y’all it’s the same song

[lesbian4lqg]

ok let me know if this doesnt make sense but:

in the cql-verse, i have a theory as to what happened to wen qing

like, we all agree that it was weird that jgy didnt keep her around, right? like sure, we know that he knows that she lied her ass of to wrh and for that reason could prob play jgy like a fiddle, but still. it was weird

another weird thing is that i havent seen ppl discussing is what the fuck xue yang was doing on the side of the road w the shit beat out of him. howd he get there????? who was strong enough to do that too him?????

so heres the theory; jgy did keep wen qing around and he made her work w xue yang. she thought her brother and everyone else she cared about was dead, so she was aiming to get xue yang to kill her, so she provoked him and succeeded.

jgy finds out that xy killed in a fit of rage and has one of his minions (su she????) beat the shit out of xy and kick him out bc, even at his worst, jgy still kind of cared about his minions (as seen when su she died)

tl;dr: jgy did keep wen qing around, but xue yang killed her and thats what got him kicked out of lanling

[majorxbennyxboy]

THE SARAH LIVINGSTON DEBACLE SHOULD BE MADE FUN OF AT ALL TIMES AND I AM GLAD IT IS BY YOU GOOD SIR

ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE SARAH LIVINGSTON DEBACLE:Ben: *collapses, having been Shot, and falls unconscious not too long after a haunting and beautiful song plays. he is then rescued from the pouring rain like an Austenian Heroine*Sarah: *displays Strenth by dragging a soaking wet Grown Man several yards, Capability and Know-How by Healing His Wound, Softness™  and Compassion by praying for and weeping over him, Fierceness when she literally threatens him at gunpoint, and then hints at a Deeper Backstory*They: *look at each other*Ohhhhhhh my *furiously wipes off sunglasses but like w a gluestick bc i don’t wanna see anymore, we All know exactly where this is going in fact we Know the second we see her Their first convo is innocent enough Ben: christ ive been shot againSarah: howd u like to be shot again if u dont start talkingBen: wow okay uhm well it’s the honest truth i was doin the lords workSarah: …that flies I guess heres ur necklaceBen, thinking: ew gross I took that from a dead man *aloud* haha thank u :)

AND THEN THEY’RE LITERALLY A HALLMARK MOVIE OKAY THEY CHECK EVERY HALLMARK MOVIE BOX WE HAVE THIS SOLITARY LADY, LATER CONFIRMED WIDOW, CARING FOR A WOUNDED SOLDIER BOY? And there’s a lil bit of a Mistaken Identity Element to it bc she thinks she’s actually caring for a Wounded Preacher Boy. Goes all the way up thru helping him walk as they exchange Awkward Smiles and even more awkward dialogue The cringiest dinner scene ever oh my soul and body it does not get more awkwar- the only more awkward food scene is the cut version of this scene. Sarah decides Ben’s trustworthy enough to unlock the Tragic Backstory and Ben just. flatlines. “…I have no idea how to respond and I’m gonna seek refuge in this plate of whatever we’re eating…”  Later that evening Sarah gets sus that Ben has a fever and apparently determines that he is indeed Hot™  tu sais ce que je dis?this is the only instance in the entirety of TURN that they are at all timely with the fade to black we get like five seconds of Ben going “holy sh-” and then it’s over. Thank. Heaven. the music is on point tho. They have a weirdly Nice theme.

AND THEN THE NEXT MORNING BEN’S TRYNA BE ALL LOVEY DOVEY AND SARAH’S JUST LIKE “NOPE SORRY I’LL GIVE YOU A HASHBROWN OR SMTHN AND THEN YOU CAN GO”AND IT GOES SO HILARIOUSLY WRONG SO FAST IT’S A TRAINWRECK AS BEN TRIES TO SALVAGE THIS ‘RELATIONSHIP’ AND JUST MAKES IT WORSE. IT’S ZERO TO A THOUSAND “but sarah im,,,,a patriot,”“YOURE TRASH IS WHAT YOU ARE”“WAIT WHAT”“TRASH”and she just goes from kicking him out to kicking him the hell Out she means it.

his very first girlfriend and it goes just about as horribly as it possibly can X’D And then, then X’D He has to crawl back thru miles of Dangerous Territory, All By Himself X’D And he gets back to camp! AND FINDS OUT ALL THE CULPER STUFF HAS GONE TO HELL AND ANNA  LITERALLY DID PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AS HIM X’D *coughs* it’s horrible tbh it’s so- it’s so bad it’s freaking hysterical like it’s one massive ball of “OH NO” 

just the fact that some TURN Writer was like *loudly slurping a milkshake or something probably* “you know what we should do? We should derail Ben on a completely unnecessary misadventure that is orchestrated with no bigger purpose than getting him in bed with somebody and, once we kill her, giving him some ongoing backburner angst that has little to no actual impact on the overall plot. The fans will love it.”

gotta laugh to stave off the frustrated indignation and tears :’)

[quindolyn]

course it is babe! so little info im a gryffindor and im in my 4th year!

so basically i woke up in my dorm and hermione was standing beside my bed looking rather disappointed in me ngl and ginny was jumping on the end of my bed shouting about how it was "time for food" and i was so confused and i didn't know what was happening but then mione was like "we're going to hogsmeade...get ready" so i literally threw on some clothes and the three of us practically ran down the stairs into the common room and the WHOLE time i was asking questions and literally beinf so freaking sus because i didnt even know what day of the freaking week it was.(it was the first saturday of our christmas break) we met harry and ron in the common room and then ron was complaining how he was hungry and me and ginny just made fun of him the whole way down to the great hall. we all just sat at the table as normal and then, of course, the weasley twins just come bursting in and sprint towards us and freddie trips over his laces and falls flat onto his face so george trips and lands straight on top of him and everyone just went silent. nobody knew what to do but i couldn't help myself and bursted out laughing at them and then they just sat up and didn't rlly know what to do they both looked so innocent and confused it was so cute! hermione was trying not to laugh with me and normally she wouldve been the typa person to scold us if we laughed uknow? but she was laughing! its because her and fred are dating but still! we helped them up and stuff and all sat down together and george sat beside me and i was kunda confused at first because fred was sitting the opposite side of the table with hermione, but then he literally KISSED MY FREAKING FOREHEAD and was like "good morning darling, howd you sleep?" i died.

-ℹ️

Baby thats so sweet

Do you have a specific character you shifted to be with?