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#hw gaelan bavlenka
giulolosblackmail · 1 year
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nanawaltz · 5 years
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I'll win your heart too! ❤
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giulolosblackmail · 1 year
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Gaelan: ok so, don't say no just yet, but i have a plan
Magda: i'm listening
Gaelan: ✨murder✨
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translating the s2 barbie route for the wiki and i was so wrong about gaelan, he's the funniest bitch in the game
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giulolosblackmail · 1 year
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Barbalius: did you fuck my dad
Gaelan: Really, for all that you present yourself as above petty insults and crass jibes, hardly behavior befitting a Red Top Knight after all, it is you who always-
Barbalius: DID YOU FUCK MY DAD
Gaelan: :3c
Barbalius: I'LL KILL YOU
#helix waltz#hw barbalius#hw gaelan bavlenka#the whole mess reminded me of that one avengers fic i read way back when where tony had a meltdown because he put two and two together#and realized his dad and steve probably boinked at some point#gaelan leading barbie around by the nose was so damn entertaining#i'm so upset they made gaelan 'secretly good the whole time actually' cuz now they won't make him such a bitch#and try to retcon his whole personality#and they're gonna be way more aggressive with it than they were with bg#god i've got a plotbunny about chopping off the secretly good crap and making a fic where nyx out maneuvers gaelan#to take control of the bavlenka house#and the scattered bavlenkas come together in a show of united force because everybody loves nyx and really not many of them care for gaelan#who ditched his responsibilities to focus on his beef with some foreign knight#come on man nyx was picking up all the slack#and gaelan#all but exiled from finsel in his fall runs into barbie in the church when he's praying#in front of the shrine to the newly canonized saint of hard decisions his old friend and barbie's father#obvi they don't hit it off or anything#but barbalius feels so bad about the whole thing and how bad it turned out for gaelan when he was actually fulfilling a dead man's wish#so he lets gaelan crash on his couch#they both hate each other more the longer they spend together#but barbie keeps letting him stay because gaelan speedran barbie's fall from grace and the parallels make him bend#but unlike barbie gaelan has no intention of getting better#he's not here because he went against anybody to do the right thing#he's here because he picked the wrong opponent to underestimate#he got backstabbed in the house of backstabbers really he should have seen that coming#so barbalius just has this asshole psudeo uncle figure living in his house and actively making his life worse while living off his money#and refusing to 'find his place in the world' or whatever idealistic bullshit barbie keeps spouting#he's going to milk this for as long as he can or until something better comes along#i just think they could make each other worse <3
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giulolosblackmail · 1 year
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Gaelan Bavlenka can't suffer incompetency.
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giulolosblackmail · 2 years
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[ID: Two full colored official digital drawings of Peerless Beauty Theater Event partners from the Chinese mobile game Helix Waltz.
In the first image Gaelan Bavlenka is very loosely wearing a gold robe, his black outer robe - silk with elaborate gold patterns of clouds - is also largely hanging off his body, leaving his chest bare and revealing he is not wearing shoes. There is a plush black fur falling off his shoulder, and his tasseled crown is crooked. He is covered in strings of colorful beads and golden dragon motifs decorate his crown, eye-patch, and the fur hanging from his shoulder. There is a heavy etched sword tied to his sash, and he holds a bunch of grapes in one hand while he spills wine from his jue - an ancient Chinese vessel for drinking wine during ceremonies - in the other. The second image is of Magda Ellenstein, dressed as a humanoid kitsune. She is wearing an elaborate blue and gold layered dress that floats about unnaturally. There are gold chains, beads, silk ribbons, and tassels decorating the dress, as well as magical wisps rising off the fabric in the shape of swirls and fox heads. Her blonde hair is partly done up in a complicated style with several loops and pinned in place with a large gold and glass ornamental hairpiece, also dripping with gemstones. Her nails are long and sharpened into claws and her eyes are a striking pale gold color, emphasized by the bright red lines painted around her eyes and the large red flower shaped huadian - decorative makeup - on the middle of her forehead.
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King Zhou of Shang invaded Yousu and took Daji as his prize, quickly becoming infatuated with the beautiful woman and promoting her to Queen from consort. He began neglecting state affairs, increasing taxes to pay for the absurdly extravagant gifts he would lavish upon her, increased corporal punishment to entertain Daji's strange and cruel fascination with torture, began taking only her advice, and largely ignored the growing rebellion outside the palace doors. This would lead to the collapse of the dynasty, after which both Daji and King Zhou were killed, and Daji was blamed for corrupting the king and causing the Shang dynasty’s fall. From at least as far back as the Tang dynasty, she has been fictionalized as a malevolent fox spirit, and is now well known as a classic Chinese femme fatale.
In truth, Daji was retroactively blamed for the actions of the king, including the power-hungry warmongering that brought them together and the unstable political field inside and outside of the palace that had long been festering. It is unclear how much of her alleged sadism was a work of slander and fiction demonizing a woman from the losing side that had the misfortune of attracting the attention of a king, and how much was really the corruption and greed of someone who had suddenly gained absolute power.
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giulolosblackmail · 3 years
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Heroic Epic event partners
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giulolosblackmail · 4 years
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Rumored Creature event partners gorgon Foggy, mermaid Carlos, centaur Hugh, and catboy Gaelan
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giulolosblackmail · 3 years
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Breaking News: Double Bastard Man Thinks Having Secrets Makes Him Sound Cool
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