#hypmic gave me a heartbreak >.>

[akkivee]

HAPPY 7 YEARS OF HYPMIC EVERYONE 🎰🥳🎰🥳🎰🥳

to celebrate, i’m just going to list seven moments hypmic irrevocably changed the trajectory of my entire life lmao

1️⃣ buying the lives was probably the best worst thing i could have ever done to myself lmao. by the time i’d realised you could buy them, only the 2nd&3rd lives were out on dvd (they’re bundled together on one set), and though it wasn’t the first hypmic purchase i made, it kicked off the lives obsession lol. the 2nd live in particular blew my mind lol it was the first time most of the cast were on stage for hypmic and i’ll never forget the happy surprise on kijima-san’s face when the crowd screamed along to his call and response parts in drb lol. on top of that, kimura beatboxed live on stage confirming it really was ichiro beatboxing, shiraimu and nozu in lieu of souma-san’s absence gave it their all singing his parts and nozu dropped the sickest freestyle, and the samajuto cigarette kiss was born and so thoroughly rewired everyone’s brains, it just became part of samatoki’s character lmao

2️⃣ this list very easily can be just about the lives lol but i also loved getting to watch them live lol. forever and always 🖕🖕corona but getting to sidestep around abema’s booboo dookie region locks to watch the 5th live set off a precedence for needing to live watch them lmao. it’s probably the snowball that kicked off the avalanche that convinced me to try to go to japan for the first time in ten years, give or take, and bat’s 8th live day two was their most special live yet lmao

3️⃣ ITS NOT A LIVE ITS A STREAM LOL but the moment the kuukou brainrot roundhouse kicked me in the face was watching kuukou’s spirit possess hayama-san in real time lol i would have saved myself from so much heartbreak if i had stayed a matenhoe but nooooooo kuukou had to manifest in his seiyuu and i haaaaaad to watch it happen live and now i’m kuukou’s btch 🙄

4️⃣ wanna know how i became a matenrou stan lol???? jakurai’s voice introducing matenrou to the world in drb and hifumi flexing the love his women give to him makes him filthy rich lmao

5️⃣ i’ve felt a lot of frustration whilst mucking about in hypmic land, but i don’t think i have ever experienced as frustrating emotional rollercoaster ride more than the one hypstage has taken me on lmao!!!!! hypmic sneakily changing their description of the franchise from ‘voice project’ to ‘multimedia project’ when it was announced, okay actually showing a fantastic story despite hypmic’s ‘lack’ of one back in the day, nagosaka getting introduced and giving us simultaneously the best and ‘worst’ depiction of kuukou, only exclude them in the following tracks lmaooo, creating a really cool concept for mixing division pairs with an oridivi only for it to get cancelled like genuinely 🖕🖕covid but rolling up with the greatest comeback in the form of the rep lives where in the middle of the run we were given the best kuukou performance yet, shortly followed by the announcement that everyone was graduating!!!!!!!! but bop 2023 was magical; a fantastic send off to a legendary cast and closure to the pinnacle of stage production and hypmic storytelli— the stage was rebooted six months later in an absolute betrayal that was quite literally assuaged my love for hypmic, hatred for nelke and getting REAL WOMEN on stage lmao

6️⃣ and so like lemme circle back around to bat’s 8th live lmao. do you know how crazy that time was lol???? bat stans threw together a really sick flower display at a local flower shop, crowdfunded to make the lights display in this popular mall in nagoya shine purple for them, bars dedicating drinks for bat and welcoming live goers for an after party drink, day two of the live fell on bat’s 3rd anniversary and a few days prior they dropped the bright and dark mv for hypstage and the hella awesome banquet mv that bat stans ripped to shreds analysing jp bat fans my BELOVED lmao november is truly a bat month lol but anyway the 8th live was a peak time and i miss it daily!!!!!!!!

7️⃣ instead of being really gross and sappy about kuukou or the piece of merch that got me into hypmic lol shoutout to the music like actually lol. dba locked me in the moment i listened to it and i think very fondly of those days going thru the youtube for more lol. gave me a refreshed appreciation for music, esp jp music, got me to listen to more music instead of the couple hundred or so songs i’ve been listening to since i was in middle school LOL. so thanks hypmic, for giving me peak dissociation songs (like tigridia), the hypest shit that had me yelling (like moonlight shadow) and songs that had my heart racing at 3 in the morning and thoroughly unable to sleep lol (can you believe kaigen exists in this world and they let that shit drop during bat vs mtr 6th live and bc the bat seiyuu’s stage presence is just top tier they blew it out of the park frame one and she says the brainrot didn’t truly settle until live watching hayama-san get possessed but the damage was truly done listening to that calced cacophony of noise and in the ensuing silence as hayama-san’s ‘kaigen’ echoed throughout the studio OH IM GOING TO BE SICK—)

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So I did get into Twisted Wonderland two months ago This Jade is from one of the RPs as a Priest All hail Kinoko Kami

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[akkivee]

speaking of samatoki-sama, hypmic division study guide ver. mtc was today!!!!!!! idk what the seiyuu were on but asanuma-san was in top form today cracking awful jokes and making sure the show had stupid high energy, kamio-san decided he wanted to be just as chaotic (an enabler lol) and poor komada-san had to deal with these two goons lol. the character chart segment was pretty wild too:

instead of drawing the character trait gachapod pods one by one like the others, asanuma did it by 2-2-1 for whatever reason (i wouldn’t be surprised if it was because of time constraints lmao) and his fellow members did the same

asanuma-san pulled sexiness, started by saying, ‘well, when it comes to sexiness, you think of rio, or more specifically, his voice right??’ gave samatoki a 3.5 on sexiness based on that alone and i’m not pictured here, but pls imagine me and all of the other mtc stans simultaneously screaming, ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ at their screens lmao

and in another heartbreaking moment, asanuma-san brought up samatoki’s coffee making skills in regards to his cooking prowess but kamio-san said that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s good at cooking and then asanuma-san followed up with his distaste for carrots, peppers and the like meant that he’d have a hard time cooking and gave him a whooping 2.5

samatoki has only been seen being chauffeured around places so it’s very clear samatoki can’t drive, asanuma-san admits this. and then proceeds to pull this godawful joke out of his ass: ‘samatoki is the driving force of the katengumi’ and gave him a 4 lmfao

samatoki doesn’t wear glasses. however!!!!!!!! asanuma-san wears shades during lives!!!! and!!!!!!!!!!!!! hypmic had the glasses collab!!!!!!!! 1.5 for wears glasses lol

asanuma-san drew a skull inside his chart since it kinda looked like samatoki’s speakers!!!!!!!! i did my best to recreate it lol

poor komada-san just had garbage luck lmao he pulled ‘strange ingredients’ and ‘macho’ for his first pull and unfortunately got nothing better lol

‘’very violent’ was clearly a samatoki trait but all three seiyuu agreed it’s not like juto doesn’t have his moments lol

at the end tho, komada-san’s chart for juto matched the shape of the necklace he was wearing for the show so it turned out to be a silver lining lol

kamio-san with his stupid maxed out luck skill showed up and showed off like usual lol

rio is an airhead because he just can’t tell samajuto don’t vibe with his cooking lmao

rio’s big bro vibes comes from how he likes to share his homemade food and drinks with others when they’re hungry and/or not feeling well and the program used the comic panels from fp/mtr manga where he was sharing his medicinal drink with doppo