#i almost included the panel where he says ''Me¸ I'm fagged out.'' from marvel team-up no 9 but idk if i consider that swearing necessarily | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

softgrungeprophet · 1 year

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Peter Parker swearing:

"Holy @$#%%" - ("Holy shit") (Amazing Spider-Man #597)

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"@☆xxx%#@ bureaucrats!" - ("Goddamn/Fucking bureaucrats!") (Amazing Spider-Man #244)

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"#$%& me" - ("Fuck me.") (Amazing Spider-Man #798)

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"#^&$!&!! Johnny Storm and then %#^@$#$&@! his %@#$^!!" - (your guess is as good as mine) (FF vol 1 #17)

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"Insulate the hell out of it." (bonus dirty talking his own suit, with his tits out) (Sensational Spider-Man vol 2 #27)

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"Aw, #$%&." ("Aw, shit," knowing Slott's Whedon-esque dialogue patterns, but I'm choosing to read it as "Aw, fuck" instead) (Spider-Man vol 4 #10)

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Will add more as I come across them.

I'm trying to amass a collection... literally no reason other than "for funsies" lol — so on the off chance anyone wants to send me any other scenes of Peter swearing or saying questionably inappropriate things, feel free! i just ask you to keep it to 616 comics peter/spidey only, preferably, and please include the issue number 🙏

(also don't send me the panel of Ben cussing out a news reporter (iirc), or panels of Kaine. I'm not putting them in this post cause that doesn't count as Peter; they're different people.)

#nadia reads comics #peter parker #spiderman #I have ideas of what he might be saying in FF no 17 but ultimately it's a mystery #fuck johnny storm and fuck his corpse?? maybe?? or some kind of unspeakable violence that must be censored #(or at least is censored to give the impression that it's the worst thing the reader can think of someone saying XD)#perhaps something about castration?#i almost included the panel where he says ''Me¸ I'm fagged out.'' from marvel team-up no 9 but idk if i consider that swearing necessarily #differences in linguistic roots aside #peter swearing #to make this easy to find and edit #have i mentioned lately that i think dan slott is a bad writer?

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