#i also fully believe that emily and dave would not give a proper shit about them

[dcvidsrossi]

Emily: You can trust me.

Hotch: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...

Emily: ...This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?

Hotch: Actually, it is!

Emily: You left me with six of them, Hotch! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Hotch: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead.

Emily:

Hotch: You have to actively murder them in order for that to happen.