#i also hope youre 18+ bc i was gonna delete this per my rule of smut from anons

[silverstonesainz]

Ok smutty headcanon time - head edition:

Lando is the biggest munch because he’s got the most people pleaser in his personality - he knows he can get a good reaction every time he goes face (and giant fingers) first into you so if it ain’t broke

Charles is really a perfectionist about it - if you’re not going to have time for him to really work you over, he would rather just have a quickie - but the fingers are absolutely insane (thanks piano)

Oscar’s better at it than anyone with that sweet face has any right to be and wants to continue getting better at it but at the end of the day, he’s still a 22-year-old boy (at least he always knows where your clit is)

Carlos gets more personal pleasure (read: ego boost) out of it than any of the other guys - he’s got the DSLs and he knows how to use them and hearing you tell him that or just hearing you collapse under him goes straight to his dick

Pierre is the ultimate case of someone being pretty good at something but really just not enjoying it that much (this was me with Latin in middle school) - like, he will do it and he will be great at it and you’ll feel amazing but then it won’t happen again until you’ve either had some big accomplishment or been enough of a tease that it tips him over

Max is kind of a hybrid of Carlos and Pierre - doesn’t especially care for it at first and then realizes how much of an ego stroke it is if he’s good at it

Danny isn’t quite the dark horse - he’s the oldest and most experienced, he has the nose that he has - but I genuinely think people wouldn’t automatically assume he’s the best at it because he’s always laughing but let me tell you I bet the red mist comes down and it’s like he hasn’t eaten in a week istg I want it, like, yesterday

Mick looks like a sweet baby angel from heaven who’s never even heard of a pussy but whatever he does must be working really well because 1) if Schumi junior takes after his pops at all HELLO and 2) dollars to donuts I bet half of why his obnoxiously gorgeous girlfriend seems to love him so much is because she’s dickmatized

Much along the same lines, Alex is really good at it because he has taken the time to understand exactly how Lily ticks and exactly what’s good for her and I have to say that may be the hottest of all

Let me know if I missed anyone

oh my GOD PLEASEEE. u saying carlos has dsls is so so fucked but so so right. that plump bottom lip. i could actually go on and on about carlos giving head, it's a topic i am passionate about.

aaaandd this might be such a hot fucking take but. i dont think lando can give head like that. i genuinely don't think that lando knows how to properly eat pussy. like he for sure does it (he's a fucking scorpio he'll do anything), but i just don't think he does it that well. he's like the guy whose tongue will lap your clit and not do it again for god only knows how long. when giving head his fingers are the star and not his mouth.

pierre will literally only give head to receive head. i think he's decent at it (he's a fucking whore) but he will not give head because that is beneath him.

mick also (imo) doesn't give great head either, but not for a lack of trying. but to that, for him head isn't the main event, it's a starter babes. his dick game must absolutely be strong. you can see it in his face.

and the rest. the rest u are pretty spot on. yep yep yep

[smolnatsu29]

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1. DRINK: instant iced tea?? iced tea powder + water  2. PHONE CALL: mom 3. TEXT MESSAGE: my sis (I forgot to reply lol) 4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: SAO soundtrack 5. TIME YOU CRIED: reading Kashikomarimashita Destiny  6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: --

7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: -- 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: -- 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: my childhood friend this April... i was pretty shook bc she was so young :/ 10. BEEN DEPRESSED: actually, it hasn’t come since winter ended, which is good 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: LOL last May 

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. black 13. purple 14. pink??

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: i think so lol 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: -- 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: YAAS 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: yeah lol some old hag 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: no??? 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: i’ve always known who they are lol but yeah 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: -- GENERAL 22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: god lol i don’t really know but prob most bc i deleted those idk irl 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: my betta fish has just passed 2 weeks ago actually :( 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: nah i’m ok with it tbh 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: no i don’t think i did anything last year lol i can’t really remember 26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 11 am lol i didn’t fall asleep til like 5 am too 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: i was driving home lol 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: school tbh lol i haven’t been in school for 2 yrs so it’s kinda nerve wracking  29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: just now lol  31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: yosuga no sora soundtrack... don’t judge, the anime is questionable af but the soundtracks are phenomenal ok 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: not that i know of lol a customer of our store might have been named tom and i just didn’t know 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: my frizzy hair 34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr or twitter or insta 35. HAIR COLOUR: natural brown with caramel balayage (that is extremely drying my hair out) 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long hair, i have a rounded face so i look terrible in short hair 37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: omg haha that one guy at my workplace whom i’m not gonna name >////< he’s got a really kind smile  38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: ....? 39. PIERCINGS: ears 40. BLOOD TYPE: O-  41. NICKNAME: natsu 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single 43. ZODIAC: virgo 44. PRONOUNS: she/her 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: lol none 46. TATTOOS: -- 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right 48. SURGERY: when my wisdom teeth got taken out 3 yrs ago lol has it really been that long? 50. SPORT: after getting my glasses, i’ve only played badminton, but i tried ping pong in college and it was kinda fun lol also some running  51. VACATION: i went to las vegas last year which i didn’t really enjoy bc we went in june and it was hot af; i will be going to Toronto on aug 24th and going to NB, NS, & PEI on 29th!! 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: --

MORE GENERAL 53. EATING: none right now? i did eat burger steak 30 mins ago 54. DRINKING: water 55. I’M ABOUT TO: keep writing or turn in for the night 56. WAITING FOR: my trip to TO and atlantic canada!! 57. WANT: not wishing for anything too far-fetched, just maybe to get my shit together bc i’m going back to school and i’m so damn worried i won’t make it :/ also to be not too worried about it 58. GET MARRIED: idk maybe? that’s a big question mark right now lol  59. CAREER: hopefully i’ll have a fulfilling career in a few years down the road

WHICH IS BETTER:

60. HUGS OR KISSES: hugs 61. LIPS OR EYES: eyes 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: taller  63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: older  64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: i’ve become an arms person since iwa-chan <3 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: somewhere in between???? 

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. KISSED A STRANGER: no 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: yes lol  69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: i actually still have my first pair lol i’m only on my 2nd pair so i keep the old ones for spare 70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: yes 71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: noo 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: idk but i hope not 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yes 74. BEEN ARRESTED: no 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: yes 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: goddammit

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. YOURSELF: it’s a work-in-progress! 78. MIRACLES: no 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: no 80. SANTA CLAUS: i’m asian 81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: depends if i like them and we hit it off real well lol but it varies per person 82. ANGELS: not really

OTHER: 84. EYE COLOUR: dark brown 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: harry potter series lol half-blood prince is the best one tho tbh