#i am cumtastic

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he starts thrusting harder and quicker than before, his hips slapping against your ass as he pounds into you with a hungry desperation. every breath he takes comes out in a ragged moan, and his hands roam all over your body, leaving streaks of pain wherever he decides to dig his nails in.

(oh shucks. with this post and the last, could user cumtastiics be writing something? maybe idk ask them)

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WHAT A CUMTASTIC IDEA - collab (alt. name cumllab)

sweet, sour or salty; runny or thick; battery acid or ambrosia; we all love some good (or rancid) cum ♡ this collab goes to everyone who loves that thick or runny, white-ish liquid that comes ou- *clears throat* basically, this collab is all about cum. go apeshit, have some cum and be happy

HOW TO CUMTICIPATE

❌ age | 18+ only & age in bio

❌ rules | have to be comfortable with dark content as well as content from dubious sources 😏😏

❌ content | the work has to be over 500 words or 6 pictures if we talk smau wise. all works have to be appropriately tagged. pieces of fanart are also welcomed 😏💦

❌ signing in | send me fandom and character in an ask off anon (if your primary blog is another, you can send on anon though)

❌ characters | the characters can be repeated, however i will maintain only 2 pieces per character to dont have overpopulation

❌ example | send an ask along the lines of "hello, may i participate on the collab with bakugo from bnha? thank you" send me an ask when in doubt. i will not answer dms regarding this collab

❌ general rules | not all content is welcomed, if you have the intention to write lolis or age regression I have to inform you that those topics are strictly forbidden since i am the host and i despise that as well as making me uncomfortable. safe to say that pedophilia is forbidden too......

❌ joining | you have time until december 30 to participate

❌ going live | the pieces will go live from january 10th until the 15th

❌ tagging system | once the piece is up, use #diavohoe.cumllab or feel free to tag me to let me know the work is posted

❌ fandoms | bungo stray dogs, tokyo revengers, haikyuu, boku no hero academia, obey me, ikemen sengoku, attack on titan, samurai love ballad party and unholy blood.

CUMLIST

OBEY ME

↳ belphegor by @belphiest

↳ simeon by @mistyfoxsong

↳ why not me? [mammon] by @jellymoonbear

TOKYO REVENGERS

↳ nothing here yet

HAIKYUU

↳ meian by @haikyutiehoe

↳ mattsun by @martellprincess-writes

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

↳ hawks by @fleeinghawks

↳ dabi by @corpsekiller

IKEMEN SENGOKU

↳ nothing here yet

ATTACK ON TITAN

↳ jean by @sukuhub

UNHOLY BLOOD

↳ vael by @diavohoe

         ↳  yohan by @junwvs

↳ nothing here yet

BUNGO STRAY DOGS

SAMURAI LOVE BALLAD PARTY

↳ nothing here yet

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[RO] Willy fall off story

Day 1 - of my cock falling off Fuck guys my cock is literally detached from my body. I don't know why or when or how my lengthy member decided to depart from my penile area, but it did as of recently. I am left with nothing but questions, Could I have been fucked? Roofied? Anal banged and gang fucked? What could have it been?

Here's some backstory. It was a faptastic, wonderful Saturday morning. I got up, my routine was as normal, get up, get ready for a shower and most importantly, jerk off. Oddly, prior to wanking on this particular morning, I felt cum or some liquid on my pants, I just passed it off as a wet dream and went to go beat the fuck out of my dick perusual. I grabbed lotion and some towels for cleaning my juices up afterwards. Obviously, you can guess what happened when I went to go jerk off. I went to grab my quite girthy penis, to my horror, I saw and felt nothing there but my dangling balls with it's curly, puffy hair.

I thought to myself, "It's probably just aimed down and riding to my ass".

I still felt, nothing. I thought my cock fell off, but how? I panicked. I ran to my pants, in such shock, I tripped. I fell and hit my head smack onto my detached dick. I tasted it!

The taste isn't that bad (just a little piss and cum combo flavor, irony too), no wonder blowjobs and handjobs are so common. Maybe it's because I clean my pipe well.

I sat there, dick in mouth, shocked that my tallywhacker has fallen off. I looked at where my cock used to be. It looked like a fucking vagina! The thought of that made me shoot a load harder than ever and, before I knew it, out came a speedy nut shot out of my vagina with testicles. It was the best nut of my life. So much so I had no idea where I was aiming and I ended up hitting my eye. On impact, I instantly started crying from the searing burning pain. I quickly cleaned myself up and sat down on my couch with my cock.

That brings us to now. I'm sitting on my comfy ass couch crying, confused as fuck, horny, blind in one eye, and penisless. I feel like fingering the hole. Unfortunately, there is a burning yet orgasmic sensation in my vagina. In other words, It HURTS! I seriously need to get to the bottom of this...

Day 1 still - 2.2 hours after It's been 2.2 hours since my penis blasted off of my body. Call it the Falcum heavy 69. My quite flavorful penis, as I knew it, was gone. I couldn't believe it. I sat here for a good hour just thinking, thinking how the fuck this happened. The other hour was coping with the pain and pondering about my new vagina along with the actions I will commit to it.

"What could've happened?" I thought to myself

I wondered and wondered. Who, what, when, where, why, fuck, how.

Nothing.

I couldn't think of anything. All I could remember was injecting candy into my anal cavity and ass chugging pints of watermelon juice with piss infused flavor. My friend told me that it was candy at least.

I finally got the strength to move. It took me a while but I got it. I was delusional. I walked to my blunt making toilet station. I was walking like I had a stick up my ass. I got to my station. I went to go roll a blunt. As I was rolling up that gooood shit, I realized... I'm a fucking horse. I passed out.

Day 69 - OUT LIKE A LIGHT! Apparently I was out for 68 days. What the fuck. I looked in the mirror. I'm a fucking horse. That's when I became aware, My friend, who was with me last night. I think we had painal! (Anal with a lot of pain). His name was Moe, Moe lester. That fucking bitch must have fucked my asshole hardcore doggy style. I pinched my ass for no reason. I wanted revenge. I was going to donkey punch him without consent. That's when it hit me. My cock, right in my face.

My cock was literally slapping me in the face. Then I became fully conscious. That little annoying fucker! Wait, my cock didn't fall off. It was still there, mushroom stamping my forehead. I was dreaming the whole time?! The fuck? I remember now. My ass still hurt. Liquid was seeping out of my anus canal, it reeked of piss, blood, vomit, some tears, and cum! Quite the cocktail might I add. I wanted revenge. Revenge I will get... MOUTH FUCK STYLE!

Day 70 - the plan My ass is bleeding with pulsing with immense pleasure. I need to find that fucky faggot and fill his ass with my anger. I can't stop but notice my fucker of a cock. What a cunt! It just slaps my forehead for fun. I will beat my cock so hard this night, it will cry juices. Well, for now, I am planning a revenge. A revenge on Moe Lester. This motherfucker will get a taste of shit-covered horse cock.

I needed a way to lure him into my rape dungeon of a basement where I hide my collection of used condoms and my collection of dildoes. But how? One way was to bake a cum urinal cake. The other was to invite him to an anal fuck bukkake orgy extravaganza cock needle fun party. I decided on bukakke. I started to write my invitations on used soggy biscuits. My mom blanched cum, then launched it out of his mouth while getting a insanely dry mouth fuck (also a dirty chewbacca). He got it on the biscuit and played soggy biscuit.

My message was, "yo my anal sucking cunt cum teh fuck ovr 4 rectal anus plugging bum fuck sexy time with free piss drinks and fried jizz burgers from cockburger king there will b strap ons and 95 inch dildos with spikes and hot sauce rough pegging IS allowed plus painal my cum jars arentto be tampered wit PECKERS OR ELSE ANAL NO CONSENT IS ALLOWED and moe lester you're exxxxtra invited honey!!!!!" my invitation was sent!

Day 71 nijjers from mars ACTION I'm orgasming! I'm climaxing! Jizzsterbation! 1 hour until my ovarie explodes for my party!!! I'll just jerk off in the corner until I cum and the party cums. Little did moe lester know, he was the only that got my cumstain of an invitation. I hear a knock at the door.

It's time.

Moe lester is about to get fucked!! I'm horny. I ready my one eyed milk cannon, pulsing with rock-like stiffness, it was like a monster tearing through my pants, clawing it's way to freedom. I knew my cock had throbbing power, so I wore chainmail pants to prevent pregnancy and prematureal cumshots.

He knocked on the door

"Cum in! I have a boner!" I yelled

He walks in

BAM

There goes my penis!

My penis shot right out of my pants mach 6, while being bent completely 90 degrees. I hit him right in the head, Kill shot!

Or so I thought.

My penis bit him right in the left ass cheek and his nose had cum seeping out. His cum levels lowered. Enough to cause vaginosis! I had fucked him sufficiently. Shockingly, he got up. erect and standing, he dick whacked me across the chest with the might of a rhinoceros wang. He dropped a fat Cleveland steamer right on my face. It was TASTY. I was FURIOUS. I jerked back my foreskin and.... BOOOOOM!

THE ATOMIC CUMSHOT.

he was definitely dead. Mission ACCOMPLISHED BOY.

DAY PISS - OH SHIT/EXPOSED Jrkrodo. Fuck! Fukk Duh dick found my fucking fan fiction! FUCK HE'S FISTING ME RIGHT NOW. HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!! I HAVE TO CUM CLEAN, WHAT YOU JUST HEARD WAS MY CUMTASTIC ORGY FANFICTION. FUKK DUH DIKK ISN'T HAPPY (MY PENIS IS THOUGH, IT'S TICKLING!). his fist is slowly going up Before I knew it, he was fully in my ass. He started to do jumping jacks, IN MY ASS CANAL. No lube, it HURT! I recalled his twitter poll, "fist Moe Lester's ass or fist my ass". It seems everyone was in favor of my ass getting POUNDED. All because I fucked his ass!?!? Here he is fisting my ass.

SHIT

He found my fan fiction. Mach 69 cock butt fuck mode engaged. He was at the other side of the room. With his dangling sizable donger and wrinkled ball bags plopped out, he extended his fist firmly and he was about to charge like a breed of ram from ram ranch (wanting to run). I tried to move but my ass seized and squeezed, but to no avail. He started charging like a dodge charger. My ass was paralyzed. Oh fucky cum dump, here he comes!!

IMPACT.

MY ASS IS BLEEDING, THROBBING, PROLAPSED, AND HURTING SO BAD! OWWWWWWFUCKY. AND ahsjj- I passed out.

Day 73 - post anal bang My ass is torn, I'm half jizzing from the pain. My penis is hard as FUCK. I enjoyed the anal for half of the time. He went so fucking HARD and it hurt badly. I won't fuck his ass without consent anymore. Or will I? Hehehe. Ice piss here. I'ma jerk off and pass out onto my dildo. Zzzzzzz. (By the way there is semen dripping out of every hole of my body).

Day 74 - my ass stings :( end. Painal is fun. But when you're going mach 69, you NEED lube. My good ol' friend Brandon told me that. Well this concludes my fanfiction and rape experience. The end! This is Moe Lester signing OUT.

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I'd like to request a yandere mean ceo x g/n worker y/n. Perhaps how he'd react if y/n tried to resign?

yan!mean!ceo x g/n!worker!reader

a/n: guess who is back chat

tw: yandere, manipulation, implied stalking.

"i'd like to resign," you spoke quickly, your eyes barely meeting his out of fear. "here's my resignation letter," the envelope fell on the desk with a soft sound, easy to hear with the silence.

you turned around, and walked to the door, only for your name to be called as you touched the door handle.

"(y/n)," he said, his voice suspiciously calm. you turned to look at him, watching him holding the paper. "you really think i can accept a torn paper?"

you blinked, looking at him confused. "sir, i d-"

you were interrupted by the loud tearing of the paper, looking at him equally shocked and hurt.

his voice, once calm, now laced with a touch of arrogance, slicing through the tension. "you cannot simply abandon your responsibilities, (y/n)," he said, his tone dripping with condescension. "you're an imporant part of this company."

"you- you can't just do that!" you tried to argue without sounding desperate. "it's my choice whether i want to quit or not."

he stood up from his chair, walking closer in front of you. "sure, it is. but if you don't submit a letter two weeks before, every other employer is going to think you left with no notice."

"i'm sure someone would hire me."

he was right. without a proper resignation letter and two weeks' notice, your professional reputation would crumble to dust.

"really? are you sure about that, (y/n)? the only experience you have is this company. i doubt any good place is going to want to hire you."

"i'll say that you ripped my letter."

"what proof do you have?" he grabbed a lighter from his hand, and the papers on his desk, lighting the paper up as he threw it on the ground, stepping on it.

"you can clean my floor as an apology."

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Following up on a previous ask, how would Nicholas (yan mean ceo) act if he caught y/n crying & venting to Bryan (yan nice ceo) about them being yelled at during work?

Also, I love your writings so much!!

tw: yandere

a/n: can i tlak about the new txt (i lvoe txt guys) comback april omg..... my head cannto comprehend ii still havent gotten over freefall

and!! thank u for supporting my work!!

he hates it.

not that you're just talking with his younger brother, but that you won't talk to him.

nicholas is simply helping you become a stronger person.

it's not nicholas fault you were slacking off! who cares if you were on your lunch break, why do you need to talk about dates at work?

bryan was already starting to look up to nicholas less and less every passing day, and this made bryan feel terrible. nicholas is being a jerk again? why won't you come work with bryan? you can be his cute little secretary, already a much higher paying position then what nicholas had you at.

nicholas really does care for you. if he didn't, why would he pay so much attention to you? why would he talk to you more then his own secretary?

nicholas just thinks you're a bit dumb, that's all.

you need nicholas to succeed.

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what would yan mean ceo do if he made y/n cry? (like, when he was telling them how much they suck, are worthless, etc.)

yan ceo making reader cry

tw: yandere

doesn't really care at first.

to simply put it, he thinks you deserve it all. that you deserve to cry for the mistakes you make.

he feels a bit guilty when he sees you still crying at home. (cameras? he'd never do that..)

he doesn't say anything.

he'll be a bit nicer. not actually nice to you, but he'll taunt you less. not by a lot, but just enough so you'll cry a little less.

he can't have his little dumb employee becoming worse at their job because of emotions, can he?

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the fans yearn for more yan mean ceo...

yan mean ceo headcanons

a/n: yes yes i can tell

tw: yandere

yan mean ceo who doesn't feel guilty when he makes you do extra work. how else are you going to be able to work with him?

yan mean ceo who hates when he hears you talk about his younger brother, yan nice ceo. what do you mean he's a better person? you're just being weak.

yan mean ceo who practically says to your face that you suck, and you barely deserve to work here, but would throw a hissy fit if you tried to quit. what do you mean it's his fault? it's all your fault.

yan mean ceo hates seeing other people making you stressed out. only he can make your life harder! not some lowlifes that are too lazy to do their work.

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Hi, can I get a yandere boss x indifferent female reader? Like the reader wouldn't feel anything for the CEO's advances and the CEO gets really frustrated and goes complete batshit yandere mode. Thank you ❤️

yan!ceo x indifferent!fem!reader

tw: yandere, implied dr/gging

a/n: this really isnt what was requested by that yan does not really go complete batshit yandere mode but I hope u still like it

this can be read as a g/n reader honestly no clue how to make it mainly fem reader mb

he was so fucking sick and tired of it.

you were really just slow, weren't you?

he got you drinks nearly every morning, whether coffee or tea. he complimented what you wore every morning, only getting a small "thanks" in response.

you never spoke to him unless he spoke first.

he was annoyed. he was obviously desperate for your attention, so why would you not give it to him?

the lack of reciprocation, it all wore him down to his breaking point. as he stood in line at the coffee shop, waiting for your usual order, he felt a surge of frustration rising within him.

when it was finally his turn, he ordered two black coffees and a pastry, just like every other morning. but this time, he made a subtle change. as he handed over the second coffee cup and pastry, he looked into your eyes with an intensity you had never seen before. for a brief moment, you caught a glimpse of the raw emotions brewing beneath his usually calm exterior.

"here," he said firmly, his voice unwavering. "i thought you might want to join me for once. maybe we can actually have a conversation today."

you were taken aback by his sudden shift in demeanor. his intense gaze unsettled you, sending a shiver down your spine. with a hesitant smile, you accepted the coffee cup and pastry from him, not wanting to provoke any further frustration. as you took a sip of the rich, black coffee, you could taste a hint of something different, something unfamiliar.

curiosity piqued, you glanced at him over the rim of the cup. he was watching you intently, as if waiting for your reaction. the lid of his own coffee cup remained untouched, steam swirling lazily from its surface. there was an air of anticipation about him, almost as if he had been yearning for this moment.

with a surge of determination, you decided to break the usual pattern and engage in conversation. "so," you began cautiously, "what made you think i'd want to join you today?"

a faint smile tugged at the corners of his lips, barely noticeable yet brimming with a sense of triumph. "i've noticed how you take your coffee," he replied, his voice low and velvety. "and today, i thought i'd surprise you with a little change. a subtle gesture, if you will."

you couldn't help but feel a mixture of intrigue and unease. the depths of his obsession became more apparent with every passing moment. yet, there was an undeniable allure to his unwavering determination to win your attention.

as the two of you sat at a small table near the window, the aroma of freshly brewed coffee enveloped the air. the atmosphere crackled with an unspoken tension, like a taut wire ready to snap at any given moment.

"tell me," he began, his eyes fixated on your every movement. "what goes on in that beautiful mind of yours? what thoughts keep you awake at night?"

you wouldn't lied if you felt nauseous. "i…" you hesitated speaking.

"do you feel sick?"

"a bit," you held your stomach, desperately trying to make it not noticeable.

"oh, i know."

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YAN!DOCTOR x CINDERELLA!READER

a/n: ok so i got this request for my yan doc oc x cinderella!reader?? bye im so invested in it anyways!! here's a snippet

"I... I don't wanna go back," you cried on his shoulder, your voice trembling. You were horrified by what would be waiting for you when you went back, desperate for some escape.

He held you tightly, his arms wrapped around you in a comforting embrace. "You don't have to go back if you don't want to," he whispered, his warm breath tickling your ear. "I'm here for you, and I won't let anyone hurt you again." You felt a sense of relief wash over you as you clung to him, your tears staining his shirt.

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yan!cheater snippet

"is it so bad i wanna be with you?" he hugged you from behind, his mouth dangerously close to your ear.

"you weren't there for me. you never were," you tried to get away from him, but the hold he had on you was tightening each passing second.

you hated him.

you wondered, was there an alternative universe where you loved him? a universe where he never cheated?

"i promise i will."

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Do yandere kitsune hcs please

yandere kitsune hcs

i think yan!kitsune follows you around first to pull simple, harmless (to him, not you.) pranks, only to feel a bit guilty when you're having a harder day than usual.

you're having a bad day? it's because of some creep at your job? he's going to handle it!

you only recognize him in his kitsune form, so you didn't realize it was him when he showed up in his human form as the new leader of your floor at work.

he loves to tease you!! he'll be nicer on you then the rest of your co-workers.

yan!kitsune who definitely has a lying problem. he'll say that everything is going down hill just so he can ask you to stay a bit longer to help!

yan!kitsune who's a master manipulator. he knows you're better than those lowlifes, but he can't help but want to compare you to them. what do you mean they leave work early? they work harder.

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yan! geto snippet

you hated him. how controlling he was of every little aspect of your life.

"can we go out? at least into the backyard," you asked, knowing the chances of him agreeing were slim to none.

"no,"

"but-!"

"my word is final, i believe we already went over that?"

do i post chat

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My birthday is in 2 days! :> What sort of birthday presents would the yans give to the reader?

happy early birthday!! hope u enjoy this ❤️

yan mean ceo - fancy jewelry, and some new clothes.

"your birthday? i don't have the time to spend it with you." sends a personal chef to your house

yan nice ceo - a bouquet of roses with chocolate, gift cards, and a date night to your favorite restaurant.

"it's your birthday! c'mon, no budget all day!" 

yan doctor - a bunch of new clothes, and new electronics.

"i can't be with you all day.. but happy birthday."

yan dilf - new jewelry, perfumes/colognes, with a necklace that has your name engraved on it.

"i hope you like the gifts i got you, my daughter helped me choose them. happy birthday, (y/n)."

yan magician - gives you a bouquet of money instead of roses, with a new necklace.

"happy birthday to my favorite assistant."

yan inquisitor - gets new furniture for your room, and new books for you to read.

"yeah yeah, i get i locked you up in here, but hopefully you'll be less bored."

yan puppy boy - brings you lunch for school for a week, and some gift cards.

"it's not much.. but tell me you like it!"

yan elf prince - holds a party in your name, and lets you do what you want for the day.

"now everyone in the kingdom can celebrate the birthday of my queen."

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following up on the "making y/n cry" ask, what would nicholas do if, after making y/n cry, they call in sick the next day. y/n deciding to just stay home & be depressed

YAN! MEAN CEO

a/n: ngl idek what to name stuff anymore you're just getting the oc name guys

tw: yandere, stalking.

it depends.

does he think you're off crying to his younger brother, saying how mean he is to you? or are you just home because you don't want to do work?

he asks the employees who work with you where you are when he can't see you, almost scoffing when he heard you took the day off because you didn't feel well.

you should've just sucked it up.

with his cameras that he definitely did not install in your home, he looks to see what you're doing, only to see you curled up in your bed with your blanket covering your whole body as you used your phone.

he nearly rolled his eyes till he heard sniffles coming from the screen, watching you wipe your tears with your arm.

he feels a little bit guilty, but there's no reason for him to show it to you.

you're just gonna have to learn to deal with it.

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puppy like yandere male x male reader

YAN!PUPPY BOY x MALE!READER

he was so clingy.

“do you want to hang out after classes?”

you only tolerated him ever since you were young because your mother told you to be nice.

you hated him.

how you were always compared to him. he was better than you. 

he took the girl you had a crush on out. “you liked her…? i remember now! you’ll forgive me, right? she said she liked me… oh, i couldn’t be mean!”

“no.” 

you spoke bluntly but made sure to never lose your temper with him. he’d cry to your mom. “auntie! he won’t play with me!”

“we haven’t gone out in so long!” he whined. “are you still mad about how i dated the girl you liked? i only did it so you wouldn’t date her! she isn’t a nice person. she was just leading you on!”

that’s what he always said.

“i have homework,” you got up from the table, picking your bag up as you walked away, listening to his footsteps, trying to catch up. 

“can i work with you? i won’t bother you!”

that’s also what he always said.

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Hm, what about a yandere mafia boss and an opera singer reader?

yan! mafia boss x opera singer

tw: yandere, implied kidnapping

HELP SORRY I TOOK SO LONG UM I FORGOT TO WRITE ANYTHING

"sing for me."

you were so beautiful to him.

your voice was so soothing, it was like a lullaby.

he would often find himself lost in the melody of your words, as if they were a gentle breeze carrying him away to a place of solace. it was in those moments, when the world seemed to fade into the background, that he truly felt alive.

your beauty, both in appearance and in spirit, enraptured him. the way your eyes sparkled with mischief, reflecting the light like precious gems, could melt the hardest of hearts. and your smile, oh how it could light up the darkest room, spreading warmth and joy to all those around you.

yet, you always stayed silent.

he was only able to hear your voice when you happily spoke to others who weren't him.

so he didn't allow people to talk with you. you were more distant with him.

every night, he would lie in bed, imagining the sound that would fill the room if you were to sing just for him.

but as days turned into weeks, his longing began to transform into something darker. a seed of possessiveness took root in his heart, fed by the bitter taste of jealousy. he couldn't understand why you would lavish others with your voice, while keeping him at arm's length, like an outsider looking in.

he was so desperate to hear your voice, the way you sung reminded him always of the time he first heard you.

he was running his fingers through your hair as your head stayed in his lap, his fingers now tugging on your hair, making you yelp out in pain.

"i told you to sing."

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