#i am living on a prayer rn yall

[starlitcrows]

"I'm sorry I hurt your neck." "It is fine. I deserved it, after all." "No you didn't!" "Would your friends agree with you?" "...no." "Then, there is no need to apologize, Robin." "...if you say so. Just- don't go again. Please?"

"By your will."

[cake-in-a-tin]

welcome to our mayhem

hi! Welcome to my first attempt at a text fic, idk how good it ‘tis, but let me know what you think! (lils-Lily, burgerz-Mary, queen-Marlene, wonderland gurl-Alice, dork-Dorcas)

tHe BaEs

Lils: yo dudes

Burgerz: waddup

Lils: imma add this girl who’s joining tomorrow if that’s ok - we’re old friends from like nursery

Queen: sure, is that dorcas meadowes ?

Queen: I think I’m her tour guide or some shit

Wonderland gurl: sorry I was sleeping

Wonderland gurl: what did I miss

Queen: wHaT dId I mIsS

Queen: hEaDfIrSt InTo A pOlItIcAl AbYsS

Burgerz: i been in paris meeting lotsa different ladayys

Wonderland gurl: I guess I practically missed the late eightaysss

Queen: travelled the whole wiiideee world and came back to this

Lils: pleeeeassse not again....

Lils: mar I thought you were on my side???

Queen: sorryyyyyy

Queen: I couldn’t resist it

Queen: it was perfect!

Wonderland gurl: it was indeed. I set you up fuckin perfectly u are very much welcome biatch

Burgerz: *slow claps in appreciation*

Lils: anyways imma add this girl now, she is dorcas mar and she’s lovely so be nice!

Lils added Dork

Lils: welcome to our mayhem love 

Dork: hii 

Lils: shall we all like introduce ourselves?

Queen: k, I’m first

Queen: hello, I am Marlene McKinnon, and I’m your stupid tour guide thing that Dumbledore thought was a good idea

Burgerz: hi, I’m Mary MacDonald (hence the name) and I’m very bad at maths, which is also my only personality trait

Wonderland gurl: hello there, my name is Alice Fortescue (don’t try and spell it it took me almost seven years of my life) and I have a fucked up sleep schedule tm

Lils: everyone knows me uwu 

Dork: okay, im Dorcas Meadowes, and I’m just a bi disaster haha

Queen: lol mood

Wonderland gurl: oh btw dorcas we are all lgbtq+ soo 

Dork: okay cool 

Queen: ya, I’m gay, lils is pan, mary is aroace and alice is queer

Wonderland gurl: yh I’m figuring it out but ik girls are pretty as well so :)

Dork: can relate lol

Wonderland gurl: I should probably sleep it’s school and I haven’t slept properly in like three fuckin daysss

Queen: gurrrrllllll omg u r gonna dieee tomorrow

Wonderland gurl: ik im scared and it’s only seven thirty but i will sleep like four and a half hours of that because I just watch netflix aaahh

Burgerz: just gooo Ali, otherwise u will regret everything

Wonderland gurl: k byeee bitchez

Lils: bye

Queen: bye love

Burgerz: cheerio

Dork: bye I think?

Lils: we're all a mess, u get used to it dw 

Lils: also Mary can u get anymore stereotypical British omg

Burgerz: I’m sorry babe it’s in my natureeee

Queen: lol

Queen: I ghibhjfyfvbss

Dork: r u ok?

Queen: a frickin moth bro 

Queen: it attacked me and I’m scared because I didn’t see where it went

Lils: I’m rooting for you love

Queen attached a video

Burgerz : omg I’m dyingggg your voicem u sound so scared

Queen: lmao I was scared for my life if I’m being honest 

Dork: ahahahaha I’m laughing out loud and my cat is just looking at me like wtf is wrong with you human

Queen: u have CAT???

Burgerz: you have a cat? I must see him

Queen: lol we are on the same wavelength haha

Burgerz: ✨soulmates✨ Burgerz: but like platonically lol

Dork: here is mouse

Dork attached a photo

Queen: vvffdyujcndh 

Queen: so fuckin adorable

Burgerz: I LOVE him

Lils: I’ve seen him before and I love him, but I don’t think I ever asked - why mouse?

Dork: lmao we just thought it would be ironic

Dork: also he’s never caught a mouse or anything else in his life because he’s too damn lazy

Queen: omg I relate to mouse so much lol

Dork: honestly same 

Lils: dudes we should probs sleep if we want to be beautiful for school

Queen: ugh sleep is so overrated 

Queen: but yeah...

Lils: bye xxx

Burgerz: adios 

Dork: byeee

Queen: see yall tomorrow

Private message: Lils + Queen

Queen: yo, quick question

Lils: shoot

Queen: what does dorcas look like?

Lils: ummm idk, why?

Queen: eh no reason

Lils: she’s black, short dark brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes

Queen: so cute?

Lils: hell yeh

Queen: oh god save me

Lils: yh u will need prayers

Queen: aaaahh 

Queen: well gn 

Lils: night xxx

tHe BaEs

Wonderland gurl: good morning!

Queen: no it is not

Lils: I’m dyingggg cancel schools pls

Wonderland gurl: I slept fuckin amazingly last night soooo :)))))))

Dork: hjeicnefskd 

Dork: I can’t 

Queen: oop me neither mornings are my least favourite thing ever 

Lils: uggghhhhhh 

Lils: sooo jealous of Mary

Dork: why?

Wonderland gurl: she lives rlly close to school so she wakes uo super late and just walks

Dork: wow luckyyyy

Lils: ikrrrr

Queen: I want to sleep

Wonderland gurl: no! remeber what happened last time you were late?

Queen: oh god don’t remind me

Dork: do I even want to know?

Queen: nkt really lol

Queen: lily u tell it I need to shower

Lils: okayyy

Lils: get ready for a fuckin wild ride babe

Lils: so, we have this teacher called McGonagall and she’s the single most terrifying yet amazing person ever to teach us

Wonderland gurl: and that’s saying something trust me

Lils: she’s pretty chill until u do something that pisses her off. And one thing that pisses her off is people being late. Marlene was late because she couldn’t get her lazy ass out of bed, and she came into form time like ten minutes after the bell rang. as you can imagine, McGonagall was not at all pleased at this, and proceeded to give mar a lecture in front of the whole class and then give her detention for a whole week. Before school.

Wonderland gurl: Marlene looked sooo tired the whole week

Dork: wow, that is ✨brutal✨ Dork: remind me never to be late

Lils: will do x

Wonderland gurl: we have to remind Marlene every once in a while of the ‘‘incident’ to motivate her to get out of bed

Queen: I’m back dudes 

Queen: so you see dorcas that is why I am never ever late anymore because that week was absolute hell I am not going through again.

Queen: ever

Dork: honestly I’m scared to meet this teacher lmao

Wonderland gurl: nah she’s actually soo nice unless you get on her bad side

Burgerz: heyyyy

Lils: maryyyy

Dork: hello!

Burgerz: so, everyone ready for school?

Queen: pretty much, I’m on the train rn

Lils: same, I’m opposite her

Dork: oooh I am also travelling by train I will try to find u guys 

Queen: we are right at the end, if I see you I will scream ‘cheese’ as loud as I can

Lils: noooooo please, can’t embarrassing us in public wait at least a day

Queen: nope

Dork: u don’t even know what I look like lmao

Queen: I will know

Lils attached a video file

Dork: lmao i was terrified

Queen: it worked though 

Wonderland gurl: I’m so glad I get the bus and don’t have to endure this

Burgerz: wow. How are you not embarrassed Marlene?

Queen: idk, I guess I don’t care what oriole think lol

Dork: rEsPeCt

Dork: also please never again

Private message: Lils + Dork

Dork: LILY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME MARLENE WAS ACTUALLY SO BEAUTIFUL IM DYING 

Lils: lmao sorry

Private message: Lils + Queen

Queen: oh god u were right she’s so hot helppppp

Lils: I’m praying 4 u

hii! I hope that you liked this mess, I’m probably going to continue it, so yeah, let me know what you think?

[jaydenssoulmate-blog]

Yall im really scared rn

So you may have already seen my post with my paypal info cuz were pretty money desperate with the current situation and together people have pitched in about 60 dollars so far which i am very grateful for but this post isnt even about the money situation.

So because they found leukemia in my blood 4 months after id finished chemo, and because that is so soon after i was considered "cured" there is a high liklihood they will be doing a bone marrow transplant.

This means more chemo, then radiation treatment, and then having 500ml(if im remembering correct) of someone elses bone marrow being introduced to my body. Finding a match is not a concern, they assured me that part will be easy. However, i chance developing a certain donor resistant disease, and also all kind of infections while i am without an immune system. Now there is only a 10%chance that this treatment will instead kill me. That being said, there is a 10% chance it will kill me, which feels brutally ironic when ive only just recently reached a place in my depression that i actually actively want to live....

So im not really sure what im even asking for, hopes and prayers maybe arent much in the grand scheme of things but they sure would be appreciated rn. Im just getting this out that i am very very scared rn.

So i guess if youre the praying type, i ask you pray to any and all of your Gods that feel appropriate. If you have a dollar or two to spare and can send that to me and my spouse who currently have zero income, that is welcome and appreciated. If you have any kind words to say rn, shoot me a message, ill take em. And if you have nothing thats ok too, im not trying to guilt you into doing or saying anything you arent comfortable with.

So i guess just that.

[smols-n-tols]

PD101 S3 Crack Pt 3

So let’s embark on the mess™ that is company evals

So all the coaches and stuff are in their seats and stuff and a quick rundown of the coaches starts now

Messnet last minute realized they didn’t have enough coaches so they legit called up some former pd101 trainees and were like “bih, we made you who you are, now come back and coach these kids” it obv didn’t work

Well, kinda

So messnet tried to get our queen Chungha to come back as a dance coach but you know she don’t play those games anymore

Chungha: “new phone who dis?”

Kahi wanted to focus on her son for a while so she hit that reject button so quICK

Lmao, so messnet heard the prayers of all the fans, and jung jung and eunki came onto the show as coaches

Eunki: “Honestly, none of these girls can live up to me, but they can try.”

Interviewer: “Why did you join the show?”

Eunki: “Honey, i gotta eat, don’t I? Cake don’t stay cake with just air and people ignoring my talent wOW

No clip of Jung Jung can be found bc even in s3, no screentime messnet…

But Yumi came back as a vocal coach, and so did JeA so yay!

Also in terms of rap coaches, Cheetah came back bless my queen i love her soso much, but a second rap coach,,,,,,,,,,

Moonbok: “yeah, i’m busy shooting loreal commercials,,,”

Youngmin: “...............lmao, no”

Soyeon: “uh, who’s this?????”

So messnet called everyone’s favorite UPR emcee, San E droP THE BEAT

Also for the purpose of time, I’ll just recount to you guys the 13 trainees’ performances ty

So first company to perform was FNC, so you kNOW ELENA BOUTTA SLAY US ALL WITH HER VOICE

Elena: “Please look kindly onto me. I’ll be singing Bump N’ Grind by R dot Kelly”

*cue music*

Elena: “I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind/I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind/See, I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl/So, baby, bring your body to me (bring your body here)”

The music got shut off so quick lmAO

Judges gave her a B messnet… bc she didn’t dance but tbh same bc bumping and grinding in front of 100+ people lmao no

Cube went onto the stage next aND YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT THEY TRYNA DO WHEN THAT WHISTLING START

Tbh the best thing ever bc Kris is in it to win it rn with her role as Hyunseung

Rachel,,,,,,,poor sweet Rachel, it looked like her soul left her body

*cue to weird interview room*

Rachel: “Honestly, I was attacked.”

After their performance both were given C’s bc messnet…

After their performance, messnet had to amp up the gei™ so the ultimate ship of s2 junki reperformed their dance

eVERYONE CRIED

Oml I forgot to tell you guys who’s emceeing this entire mess

It’s ya boy seongwoo

Seongwoo: “They said they’ll take Daniel away from me, I had to do it”

Anyways, BNM is next and Carina is gONE

She fell 3 times while walking to the stage lord help her

So we think it was a performance of Welcome to My Hollywood but tbh she fell asleep on the floor halfway through

Ya resident vodka aunt got slapped with that F

But it’s okay bc redemption arcs are my sHIT

Fantagio was up next and legit seongwoo cheered so loud soso very loud

Cheetah: “don’t give her a high score bc you’re from the same company”

Seongwoo: “i haven’t even met this trainee lmao i’ve been stuck with messnet for the past 18 months”

*Peachi goes onto the stage*

Seongwoo: “Well hello there, you’re quite pretty~”

Justine from somewhere in the back of the room: “SHE’S A CHILD”

Seongwoo took that statement back real quick lmao

Anyways Peachi covered Hello Venus’s Mysterious (a fREAKING BOP OKAY)

Shookth™

Peachi got herself that A real quick

*cue to interview room with Kris*

Kris: “I was attacked”

Next was RBW, and lmao this part is wild

So sNAZzy was sleeping earlier throughout the whole thing but now she won’t wake up

Save them pls

*Cut to weird interview room*

Meg: “She was being a bit hyper earlier so we slipped a couple sleeping pills into her drink and now she won’t wake up,,,,,,,,,”

Oh well, the show must go on

So Dae and Meg dropped an unconscious sNAZzy on a corner of the stage before performing Mamamoo’s Yes I Am

However due to one member being, uh, inactive the performance was kinda incomplete so Meg got a C, Dae a D, and sNAZzy an F

*cut to weird interview room with Dae except her head in offscreen again*

Interviewer: “Why did you get a D?”

Dae: “The coaches said they couldn’t see my face and my expressions,,,,”

Next was Jellyfish and wow the judges are already writing good things down lmAO

Chiiii performs Gugudan’s A Girl Like Me

Everyone: shookth™

Natty voiceover: “I was attacked”

Judges gave her an A

Now it’s Pledis’s turn

Natty: “I’ll be performing Super Hot bc yall did my boys Hyungseob, Youngmin, Jonghyun, Samuel, Seonho, Dongho, and Minki dirty”

Someone in the back: “YOU DAMN RIGHT”

When Natty jumped, she flew away lmao

Messnet had to stop filming to pull her down from the ceiling lmAO

*cut to weird interview room*

Interviewer: “What happened?”

Natty: “Idk it’s a Pledis thing, the first thing I learned in the company was how to jump up high”

Anyways, ya girl got a B

YGK+’s turn

Meike: “We actually tried preparing this time”

Laura: “I’d like to emphasize the ‘tried’”

My poor poor friends chose to do Blackpink’s As If It’s Your Last

Bless their hearts

They weren’t horrible tho, Meike got a C and Laura got a D

Laura voiceover: “they said I looked more like a flailing noodle bUT I’M ONLY 3CM TALLER THAN MEIKE”

*cut to weird interview room with meike*

Meike: “Get good, fam”

Last but not least, it’s our mom

Justine walks onto the stage

San E: “1996? Are you a bit old to be an idol?”

Justine: “sweaty, liSTEN, until you start saying that to male trainees too, no, i’m not too old” :-)

So do you guys know the song the sprouts covered? The little kid song???

lmAO YES

ULTIMATE MOM PERFORMING HER SONS’ SONGS

*Jung Jung looks on with obvious disgust at his mom*

But it’s all good bc momma got a B

Tune in next week for the beginning of the debut performance evaluations

*Seongwoo claps the slate*