#i am so obsessed with alastor being evil transgender cab calloway.

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Minnie the Moocher!

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF (Part One)

…so if you read this far, this might describe how you are feeling:

(inhales) YOUR DEVIANTART OC DOES NOT OWN ALASTOR’S SOUL!!!!!

J-Just hear me out! 

It’s Lilith! It’s Lilith, OK???

It’s so foreshadowed, it’s either the CRAZIEST red herring, or Lilith owns Alastor’s soul.

But this is just an incredibly fun alternative scenario to explore through fanfiction: 

What if Alastor sold his soul to Papa Legba?

There’s no way I’m the only person on the planet who’s had this thought, am I??

Case in point: Robert Johnson.

If you have never heard of The Man, The Myth, The Legend, ROBERT JOHNSON, brother, buckle your seatbelts!

Get ready to hear one of the greatest American urban legends ever told!

It is by far the greatest that involves singing and Voodoo.

An abridged recap of Robert Johnson’s life story:

Once upon a time there was a man named Robert Johnson.

He was so trash at making music. Just, complete garbage.

Everywhere he went, he was booed. Tomatoes were thrown at this guy wherever he stepped. Nobody knew the trouble he’d seen!

But then, out of nowhere, he suddenly became extremely talented. 

Overnight, he literally became the most famous Delta blues musician to ever Delta blues musician!

He sings obsessively about “Crossroads” “The Devil” and “Hellhounds”. 

And then, he suddenly dies in his twenties, under mysterious circumstances!

The raw, uncut mystique surrounding this man has led many to believe he sold his soul to the Devil in order to become the King of the Delta Blues. This man was so fucking trash that people actually believe this is the most logical explanation for his mysterious acquisition of talent, then death.

But the word “Devil” does not refer to the Christian Devil.

The “Devil” is actually Papa Legba - the lwa from Voodoo!

The song “Cross Road Blues” is a reference to how Papa Legba is the Guardian of the Spiritual Crossroads.

The song “Hellhound” is a reference to how Papa Legba’s favorite animal is the dog.

Historically, the word “Devil” - especially, “the Devil at the Crossroads” - was used to refer to Papa Legba instead of the Christian Devil.

In other words, Robert Johnson may or may not have sold his soul to Papa Legba, because he really wanted to be a Delta blues man.

This is an actual person’s life’s story!!!

How does this guy have an even crazier life story than Clementine D. Barnabet??? The woman who might have killed more innocent people than Ted D. Bundy because she wanted to become immortal??????

This is the side of American history that I fucking love!!!!

(inhales) OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…This is what I’m saying. I do not just want Alastor to be transgender biracial Clementine Barnabet! I do not just want Alastor to be transgender biracial Cab Calloway! I want him to also be transgender biracial Robert D. Johnson!!!!

Dude, this would be the CRAZIEST backstory ever for ALASTOR D. RADIO DEMON!!!

The FTM trans, evil, biracial ROBERT D. JOHNSON of jazz!!!!

This is such a FUN idea, but there is no other person on the planet CRAZY enough to explore the concept of Alastor being Clementine Barnabet, Cab Calloway, and Robert Johnson, all at the same time. I AM UP TO BAT!!!

…I hope there is one other person on planet Earth who can enjoy Alastor being like 50 different famous people, all rolled into one hot ass FTM twink!

(I have more to say on this matter…stay tuned…!)