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#i can see him chuckling to himself at every report of porsche's misbehavior chan handed him
bestiesincrime · 2 years
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korn adjusting his masterplan according to his son's incurable case of malewife is great, but i have more fun thinking that the mafia king took one (1) look at his so-beautiful-i-started-crying secret nephew winking and snarking at kinn's general direction, and his evil puppetmaster mind immediately went "arranged marriage it is." boss man hired porsche as a ""bodyguard"" knowing exactly how carnally weak his heir would be and solved all his problems through the power of gay yearning. say what you will but the man knows his own sons
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