#i cannot stop thinking about this fucking guy like ever

[rosykims]

god spare me from the rosy kim to gnomefucker pipeline

[nyanryan]

all dreamwastaken content does psychic damage to me because it all looks like pewdiecry circa 2014 content. and i am still mourning. girl help that was my infallible can do no wrong internet man </3

[chrisevansgoodgirl]

Andy and his Jacob smiles 😭😭

[kirishimvs]

pain

[courtjester69420]

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[angelinpiink]

male aot characters as fuckbuddies + nsfw headcannons ࿐ྂ。

fem character version here!

❥note: appalogies for the wait! and the shortness of jean's nevertheless i hope you all enjoy!

❥ warnings : as the title stated the following content is intetneded fof mature audeinces only

eren

acts like an absolute asshole to you when your other friends are around, given that the two of you were friends before he’s adamant about keeping up the appearance that nothing has changed because he knows and Connie and Jean  are bound to make fun of him for it. though, if you ask him to tune it down he will if he notices that it’s hurting your feelings.

He only teases you with the intention of starting an argument which in turn will make you mad..he finds you irresistible when mad the reason being that  your arguments with often end in sex, you’ll be bent over the bathroom counter  of whatever friends house you two were hanging out that day.

he’s a brat tamer all the way, will never ever tolerate you misbehaving and you know just what buttons to push to make him mad just as he does for you, it doesn’t matter where you are are or what you’re doing if he wants you he’ll have you and when you misbehave the desire to put you in your place only increases. “Huh? had so much to say before why so quiet now slut?..” he’ll say as you look at him, anticipation for what he’ll do leaving you at a loss for words. 

“good thing I know just how to fix that.” “gonna make you scream for me and let you finally use that mouth of yours for somethin’ good.” he’ll say. pushing his fingers past your folds fucking into you while the other hand rubs at your clit. eren fills you up so good, fucking into your cunt hell tug at your hair listening to your babbling. “too much..please slow down.. .” you say, fighting the urge to scream out the moment he shoves his fingers deeper. 

“No.” Eren is not the one to take orders so he’ll likely only stop as a means of punishing you, forcing you to beg for him to continue. expect lots of dick pics, as well as dirty texts eren definitely thinks about getting to fill your cunt 24/7 and he almost always expects you to return the favor.

Though you two aren’t in a committed relationship he’s definitely possessive—not a big difference from when the two of you were friends actually. though he may never ever say it outright he really only wants you to himself.  he often  gets jealous of your other friends & even coworkers.  so much so that he will probably send vidoes of him fucking your pretty face and coating it with cum to any guy he thinks is trying to get too close to you, just to serve as a reminder that only he knows how to take care of you.

armin

Given armins timid personality I imagine that your relationship as fuckbuddies likely started off from the two of you being classmates, something innocent for sure, that would take a turn for the better. You were surely the one who initiated the first hookup during one of your many late night study sessions but that cannot be said for any that followed. 

 I imagine him Being extremely  gentle  as he is and eager to please you he’ll do whatever it is that you ask of him. he’s unable to control himself around you, poor poor armin gets so needy from just knowing youre near, his cock will get stiff and achy and it won't take long before he’s begging you to let him fuck your tits till he cums all over them, though of course he wont be so direct about it so you’ll have to coax it out  him.   

 He's so whiny and needy, it's just adorable. Armin is  afraid of hurting you with his big cock, but also can’t help himself cause he wants to fuck you so bad :( he will applalogize as he listens to your whimpers claiming he’s too big, his bulge showing in your tummy “s-sorry…” he’ll choke out, still making no effort to slow down as he buries himself deeper and deeper inside you. 

Armin is secretly a pervert, and will definitely let you give him a handjob under the table in the library. With every movement of your hand he’ll be left  Making poor attempts to to muffle his whines as he fucks into your hand. If you two are caught Armin uses his innocent reputation to his advantage as there is no reason anyone would suspect him of allowing that sort of thing to occur.  

reiner

The two of you would likely be roommates of some sort, seeing you around  your shared apartment as often as he did lead to him developing an attraction to you.. Spoiler alert: Reiner is an absolute sucker when it comes to seeing you do domestic chores, like cooking, doing laundry and cleaning though it may be surprising that such mundane tasks would have such an effect on him. Reiner definitely wants to make you his wife one day but for now fucking you on the regular will just have to do.

Reiner is impartial when it comes to people knowing about the two of you hooking up, whether or not you tell anyone things will be just fine between you too. Though your  shared friends are very easily able to notice the effect the two of you have on each other. The way you’ll squeeze your legs together whenever he’ll place a hand on your thigh or the  painfully obvious bulge in reiner’s pants and the even more apparent fact that the two of you excuse yourself mere seconds after one another. 

 He’s a huge perv, all it takes is you existing to trigger the dirtiest thoughts in his mind. Needless to say..Reiner of course has a  breeding kin.  seeing how skilled you are at home-making causes to him want to fill you up with his cum and watch you get plump with his child. And he’s not afraid to voice it either. “Gonna breed that sweet cunt, would you like that darling?”  It won't take long before he makes the decision to act out said fantasies. 

Pushing apart your thighs, taking his achy cock into his hand and guiding it to your entrance, he’ll let out a groan, feeling your walls clench around him as though entrapping him and enticing him to push himself deeper. Reiner lets out a groan, head dipping back as his pace speeds up. This of course will send you into a frenzy unable to contain your whines. You’ll be begging him to fuck into you harder and he wont stop until he’s had enough…though im sure we know that’s not possible. 

jean

Jean is an absolute lover boy, meaning the two of you becoming fuckbuddies likely was simply the result of onenight stand after one night stand. Don't get me wrong, Jean of course isn't in any way heartless when it comes to women which is why he rarely ever hooks up with anyone twice let alone exclusively, you of course being the only exception to such rules as he knows that that sort of thing leaves room for attachment. Something he wouldn't mind having when it came to you. 

He doesn't care much for keeping the nature of your relationship private, and would gladly parade you around the campus of college if it weren't for his little group of fangirls, who’d give anything to be in your place so as a means of keeping you protected he chooses to only share it with close friends who would have likely caught on anyways. 

such a soft dom all the way, so expect lots of praise before during and after sex. He’s all for your pleasure, treats you like an absolute princess. His favorite thing of all is to have you on his lap, while pushing his fingers into your cunt “ that’s it good girl you're taking these fingers so well..can't wait to fill that pretty pussy up.”

his scruff tickling your face, he whispers into your ear letting his free hand grope your sides. You better believe he’ll have you cumming again and again until your thighs are trembling before fucing into you with his cock. make sure  you feel good is all that matters to him after all. 

zeke

To put it simply, zeke is your sugar daddy..your relationship had always been sexual in nature from the moment you met, so it comes as no shock that the two of you would hook up regularly.  He provides the funds for your shopping sprees and will take you out for extravagant dinners if he’s feeling gracious. Though that may sound like the perfect foundations for an exclusive romance, from the moment your relationship began he made it clear that no commitment would ever stem from it as he had a wife back home.  And you were more than okay with that. 

This of course means that he's quite eager to keep your relationship private. Being that he cares about his reputation, there's likely  loads of hush money involved.  He will only call you to hook up at night either at your place or a fancy hotel but never at his own for obvious reasons. There's not much communication between the two of you outside of that. There may be the occasional sending of nudes or texts but this is only likely to occur when he’s been drinking. You can bet that   too will lead to a hookup. 

 He likes to have you ride his thigh.the sight of your thighs trembling while you drag your slobbery cunt along his trousers gets him so hard. He’ll rest his hands on your hips and guide them. The pace of your hips speeding up.

“Such a dirty girl.”  he’ll say forcing you to hold his gaze. He really  doesn't care how flustered you are. he’ll make you continue until you're left a whiny mess “p-please fuck me..”  Once he’s satisfied he’ll give you just what you want.  Burrying his cock past your  folds and fuckig into you over and over before filling you to the brim with his cum. 

after sex he’ll pop a cigarette in his mouth and complain about his wife, letting you know that she doesnt compare to you in the slightest and that he’s always thinking about your sweet cunt whenever he’s focred to part from you.  But even still once again he’ll go back home to her and you’ll be left waiting until he shows up at your door or shoots you a text. 

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[orangechickenpillow]

I need to scream about this scene for a minute because oh my god is it something else okay so. This is the scene where Stede’s treasure map gets burnt and he’s really upset about it, and right after Lucius has told Ed to stop being such a dick and that the only reason Stede is doing this is because he likes Ed so much, which by itself is so... *distant screaming*

Anway, so upon hearing this Ed immediately and without hesitation goes over to a Very Sad Stede and begins to go into a whole beautifully kind charade about how they can still find the treasure and whatnot. And the look on Lucius' face. 

This man can barely contain a grin at the fact that Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach actually listened to him (and didn’t stab him in the face) and is now entertaining his Captain’s silly little treasure hunt. Also, this is the face of a man who is very smug because he knows for a fact that his two friends are a living breathing idiots-to-lovers trope. 

He literally cannot help this adorable little grin that he has, and I absolutely love it. But then he remembers the whole ‘stabbing in the face’ thing and is like “nope, no sir, I wasn’t smiling absolutely not no way, this is a very serious matter and I was not at all smiling” like--

He literally :[

Okay but then in the next shot we have a Very Happy Stede (god I love this fucking man), who has had his Hope Restored and is ready to go treasure hunting. And I just love this moment because the way that Lucius and Ed are looking at him is so unbelievably tender. 

Like they genuinely love this guy, and they love to see that he’s happy -- even if its over something that they both think is ridiculous. 

I mean come the fuck on:

There is just so much love and joy in this one frame that it genuinely makes me teary eyed. Stede is so happy (god bless him), and Ed is happy that the person he loves is happy -- and that he was able to make him happy. 

And Lucius is just giddy by how fucking adorable these two idiots are, and I love that. Genuinely, I feel like the Ed/Stede/Lucius relationship is so amazing, and I think that Lucius is a really important friend to both of them. The way that he genuinely cares for people makes my heart explode, and I cannot get enough of him. 

And to top it off, he goes and pulls this face

Which is like. Same. He’s literally reacting how all of us were -- like this is the most adorable but stupid courting ritual I have ever seen in my life and these two dorks are so stupid with their pining but it’s just so lovely. 

And also, can we just take a moment to appreciate Ed’s expression. Just. Wow. He is just absolutely head-over-leather-boots for Stede. This man has got it bad. BAD. He is so in love and he doesn’t even know it. 

But, uh... Lucius does. 

And he thinks its great. You know what’s also great? The way you can literally see the exact moment that Ed’s heart eyes turn into “if you say one more word I will stab you” eyes. Amazing. 

I just really love this scene, the acting is done so well and there are so many expressions to unpack. In conclusion, I adore Lucius with my whole heart, Stede is a blessing to this world, and Ed has got it bad for the funky little gentleman pirate. 

[saturngoldenchild]

Astrology observations:

This show brings me so much joy u don’t get it

- cancer moons love their friends. Like truly love their friends and look after them. Make sure they eat and are doing well. Find people who give you the same energy y’all are just lovely people.

- On the other hand…cancer in the 5th 😵‍💫 peoplewannagetyoupregnant. People with this placement please let me know if you have had partners with a breeding kink if ur not too shy. Or maybe it’s you🤨

- I think the only placement proud of being an Aquarian is the Sun lol. Other placements may feel like they are in exile and they resent being outcasted. I’d say to use your detachment to your advantage and DETACH yourself from other’s opinions for your own growth and self discovery. Instead of isolating yourself yk. Hope that made sense.

- ANYWAYS

- more horney shit. Aries mars women 😭😭 have a very very high libido. These are the type to get so bothered that they can get off on a pillow easily. gatas en celo.

- The Saturn ruled urge to never tell anyone anything ever in life. Lol they can be very similar to Scorpio placements. You ask these mfs what they ate for lunch and they’re skeptical. Couldn’t be me 💓.

- I already said this on my page but bro. That Leo moon, Aquarius sun or Aquarius moon, Leo sun combo WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS, WILL ALWAYS BE RELEVANT. It’s crazy how many celebrities have it. It’ll get its own post.

- These fine ass Pisces sun rappers fndnenffjdjsnefh. Bad bunny, Agust D, Tokischa, like damn.

- Pisces Venus and Venus in the 12th always look so dreamy like too good to be true. It’s like u got a halo over your head. y’all look like paintings.

- Scorpio suns are weird. You know all that shit y’all talk about Aquarius being weird, no babe that’s Scorpio. Scorpio suns wanna be an outcast so bad. SIT DOWN bro you’re okay. My mom is a Scorpio moon and this woman stays talking about how weird she is because she likes arts and crafts…she so cute, she gets embarrassed when I call it out.

- You’re either gonna hate or love people who got your moon as their sun. I have this with my cousin…never got along like ever. To this day we are both grown and can’t stand each other. We show love to each other like enemies like if he does something nice for me I’ll never let him live that shit down. So maybe this could be an enemies to friends for some. But they could quite literally be like day n night, there could be tension or hostility.

- Rising opposite rising in synastry is fucking gold. So treasure those relationships cause the rising sign is truly one of the most personal placements if not the most.

- Libra placements are very touchy in my experience. They are the type to always be touching their friends/partners, they could be sitting doing nothing and they’re playing with their hands or sum. Not surprising it’s the same with Taurus. But they can be shyer about it lol, don’t like asking for it.

- The fashion of Leo and aqua risings u cannot compete with, they take the risks, they mix and match, creative asf, they’ll kill it every time.

- Aries in the second might eat or cook really quickly. Take your time it’s okay.

- Lastly…I feel like being a menace so

- Babes that’s an Aquarius Venus that’s not ur SO, stop playing yourself.

- WATER MOONS sit the fuck down they did not mean that personally. Go eat your vegetables n get some sleep.

- Moon conjunct Neptune you guys are some deceitful ass bitches 😭😭 same

[jazzythursday]

Okay I’m sorry but nothing will ever beat the pure tragic poeticism of that one shot in Thor 2011 of Loki looking down at his hand in total shock during the battle of Jotunheim as he tries to rationalize why This Thing That Is Happening Cannot Be Happening.

(If I may…)

Like, just to reiterate, Frost Giants are able to burn Asgardians through touch alone with severe frostbite that even healing stones can’t fix completely (Or, technically, anyone who isn’t a Frost Giant I guess, but I imagine the results are far worse). And like fuck if that doesn’t say enough. Because those guys are made of some strong stuff.

But Loki fully expecting to burn, doesn’t.

Not only does he not burn, but his arm is forced into a form he’s never taken before, one that he didn’t cause or choose intentionally. It just did it. For him.

HE KNOWS. He knows what it must mean, but the fucking SHOCK of it. It can’t mean that. He must be thinking. It can’t be. But there’s no other immediate explanation!

And he doesn’t have time to think about it. He’s in the middle of a fight! This guys trying to kill him!So he has to snap out of it. And then he goes on to save literally almost EVERYONE ELSE!

But then.

But then.

This fucking tableau. This fucking tableau!!

Look at it! Actually, just stop reading this post and go watch this part of the movie! I won’t even blame you! Like holy fuck.

This shot gets me every time. It (unfortunately) goes by so fast in the actual movie but it is SO GOOD. This just. Dawning horror of taking a moment to process that that really just happened. The breathing. THE BREATHING. And he looks at his arm like it’s not even his. Like it’s something entirely alien to him. Because IT IS.

This kid is not ready for this information. He’s so very much not ready. He’s panicking, he’s in denial about it. He’s questioning absolutely everything he knows about himself and trying to make sense of it against this new reality that he’s just been dropped into. He’s wondering what am I? and formulating an answer that’s impossible to comprehend. And the worst part is, it makes sense.

It makes sense in the most awful way possible. And when that last bit of hope that he might be wrong— that last doubt— dies, when that thin steel rod holding him together finally snaps, he can’t even say that he doesn’t understand. Because, to Loki, this is the confirmation that not only are all his worst fears correct and 100% founded, but that they are a part of him he will never be able to circumvent. It’s all been in vein. And they’ve all known. They’ve known all along.

Everything he’s worked against himself for, everything he’s done, the way people have treated him his whole life, all the things that in his mind make him less than what he’s supposed to be…

And he can’t change a thing.

…Anyways, that shot of him looking at his arm might be one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time, and I’d just like everyone to appreciate it. That’s all.

(Also… how anyone can watch this movie and not view his attack/attempted genocide against Jotunheim as a metaphor for his own self destruction/ self hatred and a manifestation of his inability to accept himself as he is is completely beyond me. But that’s a post for another time.)

[allywritesforfun]

{Jealousy} Corpse Husband x Reader

summary: a new streamer that no one has ever played with joins the game and is the only one who doesn't know about you and corpse's secret relationship

pronouns: she/her

word count: 2903

trigger warnings: swearing, name calling (not at reader)

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“Babeeeee,” You were sitting on the couch, scrolling through twitter. A strong pair of hands grabbed your shoulders and rubbed them. “You know I love you right?”

You set your phone down and tilted your head back, it leaned against his chest as he loomed over you. He charmingly smiled at you. “Yeah, babe, you remind me all the time.”

“All I want in return for my love, is an hour or two of among us because we need one more for a full lobby,” Corpse leaned down and pecked your forehead. “I already set up your pc because I know how much you hate it.”

You sighed and crossed your arms, “And if I don't?”

He frowned, “I will be sad. Sad like a child who dropped their ice cream on the concrete.”

“We wouldn't want that now would we?” You asked and started to stand up.

Corpse happily perked up and met you as you walked into the hallway, “Thank you! If we can find another fill earlier than you can leave if you want.”

You stopped in the space between the two streaming rooms. The right one was Corpe’s and was way more high tech. He had padded walls for when he recorded his music and kept some gifts that fans had sent him. You were not a streamer, but you always played with him and his friends. You never did facecam so people could never see your room, but you liked to keep it to your aesthetic. It made you happy and you felt like you played better than if it was plain.

Corpse wrapped his left hand behind the back of your neck and pulled you into a deep kiss. You smiled against his lips and squeezed him into a hug. He pulled away, cutting the kiss short. “I appreciate you,” He said quietly.

You rubbed his shoulder before going into your room and shutting the door behind you. You sat down and smiled at the set up. Corpse left you a post-it note with a heart scribbled on it and a water bottle next to it. You took a quick sip and joined the vc.

“She was so cranky this morning, I was surprised she said-” Corpse stopped talking when he heard the notification that you joined the call.

“I was what this morning?”

“Oh shit!” Toast teased. “You fucked up.”

“You were angelic this morning,” He lied. “Just like every morning.”

You rolled your eyes, “Yeah right. You can get cranky too y’know.”

“Do you guys want to do a test run with the proximity chat before we start playing?” Sykkuno asked. “Get the issues out of the way now?”

Everyone agreed and started the round. You realized right away that you couldn't hear anyone and that no one could hear you. You played around with the system settings, but only messed it up more. You unmuted in discord, “I cannot get this to work to save my life. I started hitting buttons and it only got worse I think.”

“Control R?” Corpse replied. You did as suggested and tested it out. Nothing again.

“I think I missed a step when joining,” You explained. “I don't know where to go.”

“Okay go to the dots in the top right corner…settings…and then…” You tried following Corpe’s online text support as much as you could, but you’ve never played Proximity before so you had no clue what you were doing. “Go help her out, Corpse,” Charlie sighed. “This is painful to listen to.”

“I'm sorry ‘mr. know it all’,” You joked. “Sorry that you can't deal with us giggling in confusion.”

“Give me a minute,” You heard Corpse take his headphones off and push his chair back.

A second later he knocked on your door and opened it. He hovered over your chair and put his arms around your shoulder. He placed his hand over your hand that was on the mouse and made you click the right settings to get it to work. He switched back to the game and leaned into your mic, which was still on you, “Testing, testing.”

You blushed as he sneaked a quick kiss on the corner of your mouth as he waited for a response. Everyone replied.

“It works!” You cheered. “Thank you baby!”

“Sorry to interrupt!” Rae injected in. “I’m going live after I end this sentence and I don't want anything to slip!”

A few more people mentioned that they were also going live, or would go live later. That was your favorite part about your friend group. You guys were so tightly knitted together that you and Corpse could trust them not to leak anything about your secret relationship. They were always super careful and they didn't even tease the idea of you two dating like others might have. You were living your perfect life.

Everything went smoothly until about an hour and half in. Faye had something suddenly come up and had to leave before she planned on it. “I’m sorry guys! I do have a fill, she just hasn't played with you guys yet!”

This was Rae’s lobby so she answered, “If you know them and everyone else is okay with it, I’m down!”

Everyone agreed, someone was better than no one. You guys waited for a little bit and talked about plans later in the day or upcoming week. The discord notif rang and everyone got quiet.

“Hello?” A higher pitch voice squeaked out, she sounded nervous. Everyone greeted her with energy, which seemed to calm her down. “I’m Isabel! It’s nice to meet you all!”

“Hey, she already got the proximity to work!” Ludwig commented. “You gotta teach y/n how to get it up so fast!”

“Who’s y/n?” Isabel asked.

You wiggled your character around, “That’s me! You probs don't know me, I just play, I don't stream.”

“Hi y/n!” She greeted. “That’s okay, it took me a while to get into streaming too. I was really nervous at first! Maybe you’ll find a love for it one day!”

“It’s just not my thing,” You answered. “I could never stick to a sche-” The game accidentally started, you were a crewmate.

“Sorry!” Rae apologized. “I didn't mean to start. Everyone good to go?”

Everyone said they were ready and you ran away from the group right away, getting your download done before the cooldown ended. You met up with Corpse in reactor shortly after.

“Who do you think it is?” You asked him.

He was doing simon says, “Honestly, I think it’s you.”

“What!” You laughed. “I haven't even done anything but my download and one set of wires!”

“I was just at wires and didn't see you there,” He replied.

“Hi guys!” Isabel walked in. “You guys kill anyone?”

“No,” Corpse was fast to reply.

“Woah!” Isabel yelled. “Sorry! I just haven't met you yet and I didn't think that was what you would sound like!”

You giggled and covered your mouth, “Did you really not greet Isabel when she joined?”

“Maybe I did in my head?” Corpse asked himself. “I honestly cannot remember.”

Poki walked into reactor and stayed away to avoid a potential double kill.

“Just like you can't remember me in wires with you!” You rebutted. “I promise you I was there! I can do the second set right now!”

“That’s a great idea, y/n,” Corpse replied. “I wanna watch you do them.”

“Are you single?” Isabel interrupted.

You choked on air and fell silent. Poki let out a small laugh and you turned your character towards her, then at Corpse, then at Isabel.

“Sorry that sounded bad!” Isabel was quick to take her statement back. “I was just thinking about how there is no way that someone with that hot of a voice in a lobby of beautiful, talented streamers isn't not single. I-I was just thinking there has to be someone who hit on you.”

“Hot?” You quickly questioned, regretting the second it came out of your mouth. You ran with it anyways, “Weird way of describing someone’s voice.”

“I mean…” She trailed off. “I didn't mean for it to come out that way. I mean his voice is nevertheless but, you know. Just thought out loud on accident.”

You were careful with what you were gonna say, you knew Poki was streaming, “Sus.”

Everyone laughed it off and continued to do what they were doing. A body was found in medbay, the complete opposite side of the map. You cleared Corpse for the kill because you knew he went to cameras after Isabel decided to get weird. Everyone skipped due to lack of evidence and it was only one kill.

Isabel ran in circles around Corpse after the meeting ended. You started to walk away when you heard her say, “Follow me around I wanna talk!”

You tried to push it out of your mind, but you were still curious. You did a few tasks along the way. You stopped outside the opposite wall of the library. They were both in admin and you could hear them talking.

“So Corpse… whatcha do for fun?” Isabel asked.

“I make music,” He plainly answered.

“On soundcloud?”

He huffed, “I have 100 million streams of my song on Spotify.”

“OMG!” She clapped. “I didn't know you were famous.”

“I'm not famous,” He snapped. “I'm just doing what I love.”

She cooed at his words. You rolled your eyes in disgust. For someone who seemed so chill in the beginning, she really turned the tables. You felt jealousy arise in you, but you were used to people simping over him. You pushed it back down and walked away, you couldn't suffer through this poor attempt to flirt any longer.

A body was found. Isabel reported it, screaming. “The lights went off and someone vented in and killed Corpse! I think it was Charlie! I saw blue!”

“But Isabel, you were the last person I saw with Corpse!” Charlie argued. “You guys were talking about his music!”

“You did kill him!” She gasped. “How dare you!”

“She’s marinating you guys! I saw her kill Corpse in front of me! I did wires in cafeteria and didn't see anyone so I went to go check the table, and she killed Corpse in front of me!”

“I don't think she killed him,” You interrupted. “She said his voice was hot so I think if she were an imposter, that she would kill him last.”

Everyone bursted out laughing, you could hear her blush a little and laughed at the thought of it.

“Why did you tell them!” She whined. “I thought we had a secret!”

You shrugged, “I am a crewmate and I know you are a crewmate so I wanna keep you alive. Charlie was fast to jump on the sus train, I say we vote him out.”

Charlie got voted out and after two more rounds, the crewmates voted off Ludwig, who was the last imposter.

“Good detective work y/n!” Corpse praised.

“I know, I’m the best!” You laughed jokingly. “That was really fun!”

“When’s the date?” Sykkuno innocently laughed.

Other’s laughed with him, including Corpse. The only one not to laugh was Isabel. Out of the kindness in your heart, you decided to get them to stop joking around and let it be- it was a slip up after all. It wasn't like you haven't done something similar before.

Next round started and you mingled around like normal. Again, you noticed that Isabel was glued to Corpse’s hip, whether he liked it or not. Tina joined you in decontamination.

“y/n, we need to talk.”

“What’s up!” You greeted. “Wait… you’re not gonna kill me right?”

“No…Is anyone interested in buying flowers?” She called out. Any sentence to do with flowers that was out of context was a secret phrase that you and the girls had, that the boys knew about. It was Corpse’s codename before you started dating, but now it’s used so that you can talk about him while other people are streaming. No one replied which meant that no one was streaming around you. “I think Isabel has a thing for Corpse.”

“You think?” You replied, rolling your eyes. “She just met him today, what the hell.”

“I know!” Tina agreed. “She doesn't really understand how he likes to keep his life private so she keeps asking things about his routine…”

“And…”

“Anddd it's like stuff that you would ask someone if you just moved in. Like ‘what time do you get up’ and ‘do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed’ and-”

“Hey guys,” Corpse ran by, scaring the shit out of you.

“Corpse!” You yelled. “We were in the middle of a conversation!”

“You and Tina?” He asked. “About what?”

“What do you think?” Tina replied.

“Oh…” Corpse sliced Tina in half in front of you.

You panicked and ran in nervous circles, “What the fuck!”

“She knew too much!” Corpse replied.

“Did you kill Isabel too for talking so fucking much too?”

“I would if I could!” He replied. “She fucking double killed in medbay and you know I hate double kills on the first kill and Tina is the only person who knew. We were together. She went off and killed someone else in cafe I think and-”

“And we’re on six then!” You added, reporting the body. “You are not getting away with this one Corpse!”

Everyone gasped, “Corpse?!”

“He killed Tina right in front of me!” You told them. “He said that she knew too much! I just won us the game. There were four kills and if I didn't report, then the imposters would have won the game!”

“Don’t let her get away with this, guys!” Corpse argued. “You know I wouldn't openly kill the 6th kill. She’s accidentally killed and this was her back up plan.”

“You liar!” You yelled.

“My boyfriend would never lie!”

“Oh shit!” Rae yelled, knowing the truth.

“You’re what now?” You aggressively asked Isabel, making sure that you used a strict tone.

“My boyfriend, Corpse!” She answered. “We just had our first date!”

“No, no, no, no, no!” Corpse interrupted. “Don't get ahead of yourself. I said we had a date to kill by.”

“Well,” She softened her voice, “Maybe after this we can go on an actual date? It’s not too far-”

“Oh fuck no!” You yelled. “Don't even start that shit!”

“Wait what?” Isabel tried to sound all innocent, “I'm just asking a genuine question… y’know? Making a move?”

“No, no, no, no,” You corrected. “You are not-”

“y/n,” Corpse warned.

You ignored him, “Going on a date. You’re never gonna meet him, ever.”

She laughed, “I think someone else has a crush! It’s okay if you do, I just made the first move so I get dibs!”

“The fuck?!” You yelled. “Don't treat him like some sort of object! That's fucking disgusting! Vote the bitch off!”

“Wait guys!” She urged. “I didn't even kill! Don't vote me!”

“You fucked with the hottest girl in the world, of course you’re getting voted off,” Corpse locked in the final vote, throwing Isabel off the ship.

The meeting ended, the only other vote not for her was her own against you, “I'm gonna beat a bitch up.”

Everyone stayed near the button and laughed.

“She was so oblivious!” Rae laughed. “Like how did she not make the connection. Chat figured it out right away!”

“Oh fuck!” You laughed. “I forgot you guys were streaming! Sorry Corpse!”

He was still laughing; he never stopped laughing because he found it hilarious when you got jealous and snapped, “I-It’s ohkay! I would've done the same!”

“Can you kick her Rae?” You asked.

“Already on it!”

Corpse finally calmed down and caught his breath, “I think that was me and y/n’s lg. We have some damage control to do on twitter.com.”

You laughed, “Yeah I think we do…bye guys!”

You logged off after everyone said their goodbyes and met Corpse on the couch. You were waiting for him with your laptop, already typing out the explanation in a long tweet. He flopped down next to you, slinging his arm around your shoulder, “You are so cute when you’re jealous.”

You grabbed his hand and swung it back his way, “I am not in the mood right now.”

“Not in the mood for snuggles?” He asked. “I don't think I’ve ever been denied snuggles before.”

“I’m pissed,” You told him. “She’s been blowing up my Instagram dm’s.”

“Saying what?”

“I’m so sorry! I had no clue! He told me he was single!” You mocked. “I'm not upset that she hit on you, I'm upset about the calling dibs part.”

“I was a little upset too,” Corpse assured you. “It was a weird feeling. I haven't been seriously hit on like that since you did.”

You rolled your eyes, “Don't remind me, that was so cringy!” “It was cute!” He corrected, pressing a quick kiss to your temple. “It worked!”

You rolled your eyes, “People are going crazy.” “They’re going crazy the way you make me go crazy.”

“Corpse!” You laughed. “Stop flirting!”

He grabbed your waist and pulled you into his lap, wrapping his arms around your back and pulling you into his chest. “Now that I don't have to hide it, you better get used to it.”

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[myoddessy]

could you maybe do headcanons or a short fic ab being in a poly relationship with mike and will?? ty!

three's the magic number. poly!blyer headcanons!

gender neutral reader !

ngl, i can mainly see this working if you were part of the party since it started. you and mike were will's first real friends, he felt safe around you both. safer than he'd ever felt around anyone else.

you felt the same for the two of them, you weren't entirely sure what set them apart from your other friends, but they were always that bit more special to you.

i'm not really going to touch on how exactly you got together because that would take too long, but i feel like you and mike would probably be the first to initiate anything romantic. when at hawkins middle school, back in s1 when will was still missing, mike kissed you instead of el while dustin rambled abt chocolate pudding. ever since then, you knew there was something between you both, so it was only a matter of time before you realised it for will too.

honestly, you probably never had the "what are we?" talk. it was more of a "wow, we all act like a couple." "does that mean we are one?" "i guess." bam, happy days!

mike has a jealousy problem. he just does. he's rlly worried that you're both going to leave and find something 'better' because he knows that he can be selfish from time to time. but you and will always reassure him that you're happy together and he feel better.

that doesn't stop him from glaring at anyone who flirts with either of you two and passive aggressively putting himself in the conversation.

will isn't the best with expressing his love with words, so he would definitely draw something for you both or make you fucking great mixtapes with love songs and songs that remind him of both of you as a way of reminding you that he loves you so much.

when you guys cuddle, you and will take turns being in the middle. sometimes he gets really bad nightmares because of the upside down and physically cannot sleep unless he can feel both of you to know that he's safe and you're safe.

speaking about the upside down, they will literally be so worried for you whenever there's anything bad going on. they know you're, like, the most badass person ever and can definitely take care of yourself, but they're always scared that you'll try to take on too much by protecting and helping others that you'll get hurt in the process.

they're so supportive of everything you do it's crazy. they think you're the coolest person in the world and admire you so much. if you do any sports or clubs that involve competitions or showcases, they will be front row, holding banners, signs, screaming, whatever it takes for you to know that they're there and they couldn't be prouder.

will moving away was really difficult for you all and honestly, mike nearly ended it between you guys because he was scared for long distance but thankfully you managed to talk some sense into him before will found out and spiralled.

you guys write letters and call literally all the time.

about calls, you and el are literally so close so she keeps you updated on any embarrassing stories about will ( like jokingly complaining about him talking about you both 24/7 and constantly asking joyce when he could visit you or when you could visit them. )

whenever you guys are all together in hawkins, you're probably hanging out at mike's because he parents don't really care what you do together because they think you're just best friends.

the only downside to this is that nancy, who knows abt you, will dip her head into mikes room sometimes and lightheartedly make fun of you all when she's there. but all you know she doesn't really mean it because she really cares about the three of you and loves seeing you happy.

will is a cheek-kisser and mike is a neck and nose-kisser, argue with the wall.

i feel like eddie would be really supportive of your relationship when he finds out because he's all for fucking over society and this is a very big fuck-you to society.

he's fighting el and joyce for position of your biggest fan.

i love them sm help-

[souridealist]

ace attorney characters at karaoke

Phoenix and Maya: going HOG WILD on the classic Disney back catalog and all the best duets of the 80s.

Phoenix can actually sing quite well; he’s not going to have a side gig as a rock star but he was definitely good enough to be an actual singer at the Borscht Bowl Club instead of a shitty pianist if he’d wanted to

(he perhaps did not want to do something he actually cared about for money at that point in his life)

Maya cannot sing for SHIT but by God she’s not going to let that stop her

they do a great “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” and take turns with who takes which role (Meg or the Muses) on “(I Won’t Say) I’m In Love”

they also do “Friends on the Other Side” because they think they’re funny

only in the first half of the evening, though, otherwise they end up kind of weepy drunk about it

If Miles is there: Phoenix will, at some point near the end of the evening, break out an incredibly sappy dad rock ballad. absolutely everyone can tell what’s going on, he’s not even trying to be subtle about it.

like, we’re talking “Faithfully” by Journey and “Just the Way You Are” by Billy Joel levels of sappy

I find it hard to picture a karaoke bar in Japanifornia having “Long Time Running” by the Tragically Hip in its repertoire but if I remember that this is a goofy tumblr post and there are no gods or kings, he would absolutely do that too, and if he did, Miles would break sufficiently to kiss him in front of all of their employees

Miles does actually come to karaoke a lot but he absolutely does not sing, he’s just here to be an appreciative audience.

on exactly one occasion, he’s been successfully dragged up to the mic. it took the combined forces of

Maya Fey

the absence of anyone who works for him

the Steel Samurai theme song

the extremely incorrect assumption that a Long Island Iced Tea is to a regular iced tea as Irish coffee is to regular coffee

incidental PSA: It Is Not

the resulting video is an heirloom of the Fey clan and one of Phoenix Wright’s most precious possessions

Franziska: tags along when she’s visiting Miles. allegedly this is against her will but she sure does keep showing up

if she could sing, you wouldn’t get her off the mic all night, but she can’t carry a tune in a bucket and she knows it, and a von Karma is not bad at things in public

but she does keep showing up

did once whip Larry Butz senseless for the hatchet job he did on a Billie Eilish song

originally I was going to have this be Tori Amos or somebody and then I remembered that Franziska von Karma is a fucking zoomer 

Larry was not invited, by the way

Gumshoe: canonically a reggae guy! kind of sheepish and bashful until talked into his first song of the night, after which he has a really great time

Maggey Byrde: I consulted @ozawamitsuko for this and got an excellent answer which is

breaks out the classic Britney and for three minutes is suddenly EXTREMELY SEXY as well as adorable

the hearts orbiting Gumshoe’s head must be seen to be believed

then immediately trips over the mic cord and lands face-first on the ground

she is stone cold sober

Ema Skye: every single thing about this woman indicates that she listens to an absolute fuck ton of They Might Be Giants

who basically have one song that shows up on karaoke setlists so at this point she absolutely KILLS “Istanbul Not Constantinople”

Lana Skye, out of jail by this point: doesn’t get near the mic until she’s had at least two drinks and a great deal of friendly persuasion, at which point she, with the most deadpan facial expression ever seen on Earth, selects “Jailhouse Rock.”

she actually has a very weak voice and no range whatsoever but no one actually hears that much of her singing because they are, after an initial beat of shock, losing their fucking minds

Klavier Gavin: always checks to see if his own songs are available, but he's way too much of a perfectionist to enjoy doing karaoke performances of them, so he doesn’t

also, like. he does have a sense of sportsmanship and that’s just not on

honestly being at karaoke when you’re an actual charting rockstar is kind of unsportsmanlike by default, and as much as he likes being the center of attention he also likes being liked and likes it when people have fun, so he mostly gets everyone else in the room to pick what they think would be funny to make him sing

he does a pretty good “Uptown Funk” and a damn solid “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under”

Ema Skye has tried him on “I Feel Pretty” and he did not hesitate a second

Apollo Justice: regards the microphone with such profound trepidation that everyone assumes he cannot sing a note

naturally him acting like the mic is a guillotine makes every single one of his friends and colleagues decide that it is their highest calling in life to make him do it

at which point Thalassa “Lamiroir” Gramarye’s son sighs, loosens his tie, and breaks out an effortless note-perfect rendition of Nina Simone’s “Feelin’ Good” that leaves Klavier Gavin literally incapable of speech

and mysteriously disinclined to stand up 

(after taking that first plunge Apollo gets a lot more willing to sing but he’s still kind of shy about it)

Athena Cykes: okay I’m actually only halfway through Dual Destinies but I nonetheless feel this in my heart to be true.

Sober: Call Me Maybe -- Carly Rae Jepsen

Lightly buzzed: Woman -- Kesha

Fucking wasted: Thot Shit -- Megan Thee Stallion

she skips the n-words because she has manners but she does not change a single other lyric

as drunk karaoke rapping goes, she’s not half bad

and speaking of karaoke rapping: you know that Simon Blackquill listens to Linkin Park. you know. I do not give a shit about the timeline, that is a fundamental fact of the universe.

honestly “Bleed It Out” does still kind of slap in 2022 and will still do so at karaoke in 2027

Taka has of course tagged along to karaoke and is EXTREMELY offended at how bad a perch Simon has suddenly become

I’m picturing a (Japanese-style) karaoke bar for all of this which is why Trucy and Pearl are Madames Not Appearing In This Text Post but should a family-friendly karaoke location make a convenient appearance

I just feel like Pearl’s go-to is Celine Dion

no, she cannot hit those notes, but she’s going to give it an earnest attempt

meanwhile Trucy and Phoenix have a shared love of classic showtunes and are having a FANTASTIC time

“wait, go back a few poionts, how is Athena in the bar and drinking, then” we don’t ask questions about Japanifornia law

actually if you’re prominently wearing a defense attorney’s badge the bartender probably assumes you’re old enough to drink

“so she’s committing underage drinking in a room filled with every branch of law enforcement” technically they don’t know what’s in that glass. could be juice.

[aftersamu]

COME BACK... BE HERE GENRE: little angsty, hurt/comfort, running and arguing in the rain, fluff? PAIRING: kuroo x gn!reader

kuroo knew he has messed up, he knew the second the words left his mouth and the way your eyes turned cold and how you bit the inside of your cheek. all the two of you have done in the last couple weeks was fight, and argue over whatever petty topic or discussion arose. you were so frustrated, tired, and upset with everything.

"if that's how you feel about me, then i suppose i should just go." you say, putting down the fork in your hand and standing up. gathering your things and letting the door slam shut behind you.

you will not cry. you cannot cry. especially not over a guy who does nothing other than speaking before he thinks. he wasn't worth it, and he still isn't worth it.

exiting the building, feeling the rain instantly embrace you in a cold hug. with drops of water falling down your hair, dripping down your face, clothes now damp.

kuroo has said a lot of things in the last few weeks, and god knows, so have you. but not once, have you brought up the fact that he's being completely unbearable at the moment and he's acting like a nag who can't read hints and know when to leave him alone when that's all he wants right now.

it's ridiculous. how that little conversation made you feel so small and weak. how easily he humiliated you. of course you were going to get up and leave.

"wait!" a voice calls out after you, his steps against the wet pavement the sound of water splashing filling the empty streets that have been cleared from the rain. you glance back, seeing him running towards you, causing you to pick up your pace.

kuroo quickly catches up to you, reaching out for your wrist and stopping you in your tracks. "can you stop, for a second!" he pants, his hair now laying flat on his face.

"what do you want?" you ask, pulling your hand away and crossing your arms. "i thought you wanted to be alone? or am i still reading these hints wrong? what? is this entire street still too close to you?"

"no, no," kuroo says, "you know that's not what i meant."

"oh?" you question, eyebrows furrowing, "so then what did you mean?"

"i was just frustrated, i didn't mean to take it out on you-"

"oh really? because you seem to be taking things out on me quite a lot," interrupting him. "who do you think i am? i'm not someone that you can treat like absolute garbage and expect to sit there and take it any longer!"

"i know!" kuroo sighs, frustrated with it all, "and i'm sorry. i'm sorry for what i said, i'm sorry for these past few weeks. i'm sorry that i constantly fuck up our relationship and every good part we could have, and i know – now more than ever – that we're walking on a tight rope and our time together is so, so limited."

"and right now, right now, i don't want it to end just yet." he says, the both of you completely drenched in water as you stand out in the open street. "so please, please, give me one last chance. one more, and i swear to god, i will not fuck it up this time. so please, come back and be here with me."

and for some odd reason, you have an out of body experience. one that's void of all rational thought and reason, like you can't understand why you were mad at him in the first place. as if everything got washed away by the rain and the desperate look laced in eyes.

so you kiss him.

it's unlike everything from before. kuroo's lips are softer than anything before, you're melting, floating, and it feels like you're weightless. it's sweet, passionate, and so effortlessly sparks a kaleidoscope of butterflies to ignite in your body.

his fading cologne hinted of amber and green notes over comes you, his hands tangling themselves in your hair and you're cemented to the ground. your mind is spinning, feeling dizzy in your blood and bones and you're breathing as if you've never tasted the fresh air in all your years of living.

kuroo holds you as if you're the most delicate diamond. he's holding your face and looking at his hands as if he can't believe that he's caught a cat who's always running away. and his hands are shaking, trembling just enough for you to feel it against your skin.

then he pulls you in, to his chest, arms wrapped tightly around your shoulders. holding you tightly like he'll lose you if he lets go.

"i'm not ready to lose you."

[yutahoes]

Focus

pairing: gamer! Lee Jeno x gamer! Reader genre: smut, gamer au, strangers to lovers (?) word count: 2.3k words summary: When you bargained for the last remaining copy of the game you badly waited for, you didn’t know it comes with an attractive man.  warnings: bad game terminologies (because I’m not a gamer and I don’t have any idea on how games are), sexual innuendos, sexual thoughts, cursing, teasing, oral (male receiving), fingering, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (please don’t do this) 

taglist: @joepomonerof @iwannabreathetosetmefree @yujaesbestiee @jaesqueso @notmejustmymind @what-sarah @nuoyipeach @xxhaneulxx @degreeandfangirling @channie301 @a-place-filled-with-random @imjaeforyou @yeolsechanhun @multiyuta @notworthit24 @anonjyxd @sourirensoleille @ytzvivi @queensnowdon @yutiddies This is for @neohub​, Level Up event. This is also my first time writing for Jeno even if he’s my first ever NCT bias and my ultimate Dream bias. This is written on short notice so please pardon my inconsistencies with the story. Please enjoy.  🥰

"I'll buy this." 

You glanced at the male who said the same thing as you, pointing at the same game you're pointing at. "This is the last copy of our game." What? You have to get that game. You have been waiting for the release of the game for months now. 

"I came here first." you said but the man beside you revolted, "I called for a reservation for the game." Shit! Game over. But you cannot give up yet. "I'll buy it twice the price." 

The attendant looked worried, his head facing you then the other costumer as you each took your bids to get the game. "Can't you just settle this on your own? Or I'll sell the game to another buyer." What? No! You needed to play that game. 

The young man faced you and you were momentarily stunned at how handsome he looked. "How about I buy the game first and then I'll sell it to you after?" 

You shook your head. That can't be. You've been waiting for this game for months. "How about I get the game first?" You asked then put your hands together, rubbing them. "I need to play this game. I have to race my ex-boyfriend to it and since he's still probably fucking some silicon tittied girl, I have to play this first and boast to him." 

The guy raised an eyebrow, smirking. The attendant looked surprised at your words. "I have another buyer coming in," he claimed then continued, "His name is..." He said the name of your ex-boyfriend that startled you. No way!  

"No! You cannot sell him this game." You pleaded then stared at the guy in front of you, "Please." 

"We'll buy the game." The guy claimed before handing his credit card, "The only solution to this is to play together at the same place at the same time." You nodded. That is indeed the best way to resolve this. The attractive man leaned on the counter, facing you that your bodies are centimeters apart. You can even smell his musky scent when he asked, "So, your place or mine?" 

He is an attractive guy. Really handsome. And you're nervous to be in an unknown place with him. So you opted for your apartment because it is closer and it's safer. Besides, your roommate will be there. 

But the moment you opened the door, with the gorgeous man tailing behind you, she was wearing her bright red pumps. Oh, the fuck-me-pumps. "Are you going somewhere?" You asked and she nodded before stopping to look at the guy behind you, "This is…" Wait, you don't know his name. 

"I'm Lee Jeno." Wow, even his name is handsome. 

Your roommate introduced herself while exclaiming that he is handsome and welcoming him inside the unit. "I'll call you tomorrow, Y/N,"

"Tomorrow? You're not coming back home tonight?" 

"Jaemin promised me a great night," she claimed and you chuckled. Must be nice to have a boyfriend. "Do you think Jaemin would like my skirt?"

You chuckled, "He'll like it better on the floor." You slapped her ass while chuckling. A normal thing you always do with her. "Be a good girl." 

"I'm always a good girl." She claimed while fixing her hair. "I should be telling that to you," She wiggled her eyebrow, gesturing for the guy who was looking around the place. "It was nice to meet you, Lee Jeno." 

He greeted her, saying the same words as she exited the apartment. You stood there, the whole thing dawning on you, you're alone with him in your apartment unit. You do not feel safe anymore. "Let's play?" 

You were preparing the things you needed: the player, the controller, and the TV while he sat on the pink couch. The couch your friend had desperately bought. "Do you want the pink or blue controller?" 

"What do you usually use?" 

"The blue one." You regretted that when he asked for the same controller while explaining that he had to make a hiccup since it's your home court. Wow, he knows his game. "God, I hate this pink one." You whined. It was your roommate's controller. 

"Are you gay?" You stared at him in surprise. What? "You and your roommate." 

You laughed at how absurd it was, "We grew up together. She's hot and all, but I still prefer guys." God, that was an awkward statement. You just waited for the game to load before saying, "Don't go easy on me. I want it rough." You hit start and waited for him to click on the game so you glance his way, only to see him looking at you with a smirk on his face.

"Oh, I'll be rough on you." 

The implication of your statement haunted you. What the hell were you telling this gorgeous stranger? It's fine if you say that to your roommate or your ex-boyfriend, but God! This gorgeous creature? He might think that you're sexually frustrated. 

Which, you are. 

But that doesn't matter now. You have to play this game well. When the opening credits can be shown, you were grinning. Months of waiting for this game to come out and it's here. Your heart pounding so hard on your chest as the avatar for the character can be seen. You used to play it a lot with your ex-boyfriend, even buying all the versions of the game. And you were obsessed. 

If only he didn't cheat on you, then you might be playing this game with him. 

"Wait, why are you on the next level already?" You asked Jeno whose screen showed a different background for his player. How did he get there so fast? "Hey! Hey! Are you cheating?" 

The guy chuckled in his low voice that startled you. Wow, that voice. It's sending shivers down your spine and into your core. Fuck you for being sexually deprived. "Focus on the game and not other things, Y/N." The way he said your name made your heart jump out of your chest. What is this guy doing to you? 

Your attention was diverted to him, his long lashes and prominent nose. They said guys who have those nose shapes are packed. His lips looked so soft, his skin is so milky white that the veins of his arms can easily be seen. You wonder if his cock would be veiny as well. That must be hot. "Are you done checking me out?" 

He turned to you smirking so you tried very hard to shift your focus on the game, which is relatively hard. You can see how his fingers pressed the buttons of the controller, wondering how that would feel exploring your core. Just the image of the long, slender fingers and veiny arms holding you sent your core to sopping wetness. "Your character died." You turned to the screen and saw how the words 'Player One has been slayed' can be seen. Oh great! "I thought you're good at this game." 

You are. But you were heavily distracted. "I can't focus." You confessed as you put down the controller. "How are you in the third stage already?" You exclaimed. Wow, this guy is a game nerd. 

"Focus," he said with a smirk, fingers pushing on the buttons as if it was on fire.

If you cannot play anymore, why not push this guy's buttons? Focus? You'll get him distracted so he can lose the round and you can play again. Feeling bold, you traced the vein popping from his arms with your forefinger. "What are you doing?" he asked, not removing his eyes from the screen. 

"Ruining your focus." He smirked. Just wait until you can rub that off his face. You kept on trailing his vein up and down his arm before you placed your palm on his shoulder, finger heading south on his shirt. 

A chuckle escaped his lips as Jeno leaned his back on the couch, allowing you access to his body. He likes it. How interesting. Your fingers trailed on his chest, down to his abdomen, and feeling valleys. So he does work out and he has six-pack abs? Wow, is he a sculpture? The irony of his body and his gamer actions sends your mind into a frenzy. What kind of a person is Lee Jeno? 

When your fingers reached the waistband of his jeans, he didn’t have any complaints or revolt. So you pushed it to the extent of touching the middle of his jeans which made him smirk. You were surprised and automatically retracted your hand. God, he is huge. “That’s only the start of it.” Your jaw fell at his statement. He’ll get even bigger? He stared at you dead in the eyes, his dark orbs full of want. “Do you want to suck me?” 

You didn’t need another invitation because you were already on your knees in front of him. He paused his game before opening his pants, a gasp escaping your lips. This exceeded your expectations. He is huge and veiny, that's a fact but his size is just amazing. "You're even bigger than those guys in porn." You exclaimed, staring at his cock in awe. 

"You haven't watched too much porn." he started playing the game once again and you smirked. A chance to ruin his focus and distract him from the game. You licked the tip of his cock, flattening your tongue to the shaft heading to the base of his cock, the protruding veins throbbing against your tongue. 

A groan escaped his lips which made you smile. It's nice to know that you aren't the sexually frustrated one. Slowly you took his length in your mouth, gagging when you're only halfway. Your hand started jerking the remaining part that didn't enter your mouth. 

How can someone be this gifted? Maybe Jeno isn't human. You only felt his hand hold your hair as he jerked his hip up, whispering how warm your mouth is. His length reached the back of your throat and the way he held you made it difficult to breathe that you started tapping his thigh to let go of you. Saliva drooled on your chin as you stared at him, breathless. "Are you trying to kill me?" 

Jeno smiled and you noticed how the controller was left on his side. When you glanced at the screen, the words 'Player Two has been slayed' were seen. You broke his focus. "Now, let me focus on you." 

He pulled you up then pushed you on the couch, successfully pulling your pants without any revolt from you. As if you wanted to revolt. You just wanted him to touch you. Wanted his hard cock inside you. Anything to ease this wetness you're feeling. 

And Jeno didn't disappoint. When you decided to buy the game, you didn't know that you could bargain for this amazing guy slipping his long, slender fingers inside you. "You're so wet." Why aren't you? You've been so turned on the moment you set eyes on him from the shop. "Damn, I can just slip my cock easily inside you." 

That huge cock? You highly doubt that. 

But he did. "Jeno!" you screamed, feeling him deep inside you. Your lips keep on shouting profanities and pleading, on top of the moans, at how he thrust long and deep into you. "Fuck, you are so deep."

You didn't know that it would be possible but he explored places that are untouched, sending you immense pleasure. He kept on whispering how tight and warm you are and you can easily feel him growing harder inside you. What are the odds that you'll get fucked by a stranger inside your apartment and on your friend's couch? 

You scratched his arm, another hand clinging to his body as you were brought to your mind-blowing orgasm. Fuck! No one ever drove you to that level of pleasure ever, only a rabbit vibrator. But here is Lee Fucking Jeno making you breathless. "You are so tight," he whispered, head buried in the crook of your neck. "I want to cum inside you." 

"Then cum." His thrusts slowed down and as he shoved his cock deep in you, his body pressing against yours, you felt the warmness filling you up. He really did release his sperm inside you.

"Oh my God!" you exclaimed, staring at Jeno at his afterglow. "That was the best fuck I had." He sat up, helping you sit as well. Jeno pulled you in his lap then leaned in to kiss your lips. 

"You can keep the game," he claimed, brushing your hair behind your shoulder. "Just invite me if you want to play." Well, playing is the last thing you want to do with Jeno. "Do you want to have dinner with me?" 

Is that his invitation for a date? How can you even say no to that? "But please, not tonight." He raised an eyebrow in confusion. "I feel so sore." He chuckled, eyes creating crescent moons as his lips formed a smile. 

If you thought he looked handsome in the shop, he's more attractive now. Why is this guy God damn perfect? A perfect chiseled face, a toned body, superb gaming skills, and an amazing fuck. "You're not a dream, aren't you?" He chuckled, shaking his head. You assessed the mess you made on the pink couch then giggled, "My roommate is going to kill me." 

"She's having a great night, I doubt that." You nodded then shrugged. She is. Maybe you'll just clean up when Jeno leaves. "Second round?" 

You stared at the huge 'Game Over' written on the screen. "I'll make sure that I can defeat you now." 

Jeno laughed, "Oh Y/N," He pushed you closer, attacking your neck with his lips. "I'm not referring to the game."

You'll probably have a great night as well.

[seryueeeee]

𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐒:; PT 2

A/N:;♡ — I'm getting my vaccine soon lmao help I'm scared of needles dnwjdjejd ANYWHOOO PLS ENJOY!!

Started;; 11/12/21 12:35 pm

finished;; 11/18/21 21:45

Part! 2 Ushijima, Tendou, Hoshiumi, Osamu, Sakusa

@seryueeeee © Do not repost or modify/plagiarize

𝐏𝐓 1 — 𝐏𝐓 2 — 𝐏𝐓 3

Master list

USHIJIMA;

I don't really headcannon Ushiwaka as someone emotionless, he does express emotions but he just looks like he doesn't bcs of his Resting bitch face but he still manages to look good fkekfke

he was lovestruck when you first entered the gym and he knew very fucking well that he was in love that moment.

the way your hair swayed gracefully when you entered and your school wear flowing with your ethereal beauty felt unrealistic.

ever since then he doesn't feel the same anymore

he would give you compliments all the time to give you some type of hint that he likes you but you're just too oblivious to realize

mans get excited, happy and blushy when you told him that he's very cute and handsome, usually when people give him compliments he just shrug it of and thank them, but when it's you? he cannot reciprocate.

he's just gonna stand there like 🕴️ in a very very stiff way(mannequin challenge could never)

"I like you. Y/n" he accidentally spurted out, but there's no backing out now, he came prepared and will accept even if you don't like him.

but was surprised.

"I love you too, toshi!" with one of your signature bright smile shone.

the clueless boyfriend but easily understands things about relationships, he hasn't gone in a relationship with anyone yet before he met you.

really loves you gjdjfj hmu ushiwaka

TENDOU;

He was with you ever since first year, and he's been pining for you for a very very long time.

but doesn't have enough courage to tell you that he really likes you

he thinks he doesn't deserve you because you're way too good to be with him :((

but you proved him very very wrong

"I like you, wait no.. I love you, Tendou Satori" your voice light as a feather but with a huge impact

he felt like he's gonna ascend to heaven anytime soon

he couldn't blurt out that he loves you too as well because he's in pure bliss, but oh, that doesn't matter, you knew it all along.

the sweetest boyfriend out there!!!!

will go to your house to have some cuddle session with you

maybe cook some food for the two of you when your parents are busy.

he loves caring for you and treating you like a princess/prince because you really are.

HOSHIUMI;

I don't really know anything about Hoshiumi that much but he's the type of person who tries to hold himself from being jumpy around you!

he just likes you too much, he can't help it anymore

tries to act calm and collected but inside he's panicking because you fell asleep on his shoulder

he feels jittery when you're near him(I love this bby boy ckjfke)

his feelings for you are pretty obvious, but it's hard to read because of how he acts

but he tries to show it by little gestures like helping you out, giving you compliments, being there for you when you needed company

he intended to confess to you that day he was way too shy lmaoao

mission failed successfully

you we're able to read the atmosphere that time when he tried to stutter out words but couldn't

"I like you too Hoshiumi" while giving him one of your sweet and tender smile

just like the other characters; he's sweet and affectionate

I feel like his love language is touch more than words

the type of boyfriend who will buy you McDonald's when you're not in the mood, or probably sneak out with you to go hangout at the children's playground, nearest volleyball court or at the skatepark

OSAMU;

Headcannon him as someone annoying(less annoying than his brother)and very playful

you guys have this playful banter

probably comments at your pictures on any other platforms you have that he coincidentally has to annoy the shit out of you(but also because he loves you)

he annoys your ass 24/7 and will never stop at all

you're too oblivious towards his feelings because he doesn't act all suspicious In front of you

he really loves you like real real bad

gives you compliments everytime but you thought it's just some kind of bro and best friend hyping each other thing

but deep down your stomachs filled with butterflies fluttering around because of his compliments

just like Hoshiumi, he does little gestures to give you hints that he likes you like, caring for you, cooking you food and walking down the street to give it to you whenever you're not in the mood to cook or maybe cook you a bento(he insisted), and annoying you

he confessed under an old tree, leaves bleached with golden, yellow orange-y hue, it was fall when he admitted and keeping it inside isn't enough to suffice and he's barely suffering from holding it in.

and to his fortune, you accepted because you fell in love with him also

he's the most caring boyfriend out there to likes to tend and care for you<33333

SAKUSA;

Kiyoomi Sakusa isn't the typical guy to fall in love with someone, and if someone tries to get him into a relationship he just won't reciprocate their feelings and turn them down

that was until you came alone.

you were the reason why he couldn't focus on his practice, you were the reason why he can't sleep very well without thinking of you

he's self-aware of this so called feelings but he never expected to catch it from someone like you

you're understanding, you're kind, energetic but sometimes moody, you're dense sometimes but it didn't matter to him, because the first time he saw you; he was held captive by your immensely beauty

you'll never know but he sometimes stalks you on any other social medias you have to check up on you

he tends to avoid you sometimes because he believes that; he can't stand beside an angel or else he'll dIE

very dramatic Sakusa but whatever floats your boat I guess

he greatly appreciates your concern whenever you're somewhere crowded, you try and show him that he's comfortable beside you by doing necessary things like, sanitizing your hands everytime, changing face masks now and then and any other things

unbeknownst to you, his heart felt a very unfamiliar pang, and he knows it's love

he tries to be obvious so you can pick up some gestures that he's into you

one day, he couldn't bring himself to confront you about his feelings so he just made a letter, while komori teases him and helps him confess to you he really wants to confess to you face to face but he's a coward

avoided you for 2 days because he's scared and embarrassed

so instead of chasing him on the halls, you asked komori a favor to give your hand written letter to Sakusa

as he reads the neatly folded paper smells like strawberry and blueberry scented; head spinning as he reads the first paragraph

his pale face flushed as he folds the paper back, set it in front of his clean table, buried himself to a pile of pillows and screamed.

the very very caring and also clueless boyfriend

treats you like a Queen/king

and his reason? because you are a royalty in his eyes

will definitely drop down on his knees for you<3333

[infictionalwonderland]

Marvel characters with stripper s/o !

warnings : mentions of nudity, obviously stripping & pole dancing etc, lotta sexual shit bby, protectiveness, fem reader

characters included : tony, nat, steve, thor, bucky, sam, wanda

anthony —

mad protective

offers to literally pay for your well.. everything so you don’t have to work

but if you say you like your job and you want to continue working, he won’t push

he’ll respect your decision

i don’t think he’d come to your work place because he just wouldn’t be able to handle seeing other people thirst over his girl

major respect for you tho

cause pole dancing requires A LOT of strength plus the heels and everything

damn

definitely makes you were some of your skimpy stripper sets in the bedroom babe

and those high high heels

yea those too

if anyone ever talks bad about you bc of your career, it’s on fucking sight

death to all of them ☺️☺️☺️

always asks if you’re okay when you come back home cuz he knows how pple can be

fuck he was that person

but ultimately, just thinks you’re hot as shit babe <3

natalia —

i don’t know why but i feel like she knows how to pole dance as well

so it can be like a bonding experience 🤪

she doesn’t like the idea of people staring at what’s hers, and hers only, but she respects your decision

came to the strip club you work at once and ended up almost killing everyone that looked at you so she never went back

but

she did make you put your skills to use for something else

thinkin’ bout people looking at you while youre practically half naked makes her blood boil but when thinking bout you half naked on a pole makes her horny

so it’s a mix of emotions 😭

i feel like she would get a pole dancing pole but in her room or something and make you give her a private show

and perhaps

perhaps

if you’re lucky enough she’ll give you one back.

steeb —

😮😮😮😮

is like woah, and even more woah when he finds out just how much money you make

obviously doesn’t like it

flushes bright red whenever he’s reminded, bc of the images of you floating around his mind

doesn’t make any comments about it and tries to ignore the fact ( not out of shame, just cuz he flusters easily )

can get pouty at times

like when you’re about to go out for work sometimes he picks up the courage to say ‘you can stay home and give me a show, not them’

will whine

is really worried about people’s behaviour towards you at work!

immediately makes sure you’re okay as soon as you step in the door after work, looks you over for any physical sign of distress

if someone makes any sort of judgemental comment, bby is stepping up immediately

just supportive and flustered, as a whole <3

thor —

you’ll have to explain the job to him beforehand

but then he’s just extremely intrigued

asks you to show him your talents and what you do when you’re at work

is like 😮😍☺️🤩 thats my girlfriend guys, when you show him your pole dancing skills

genuinely so impressed with you

doesn’t see anything wrong with your career in the slightest

though if he does happen to stop by and see how the people react to you...

⚡️🌩⛈⚡️🌩⛈

trusts you completely without a doubt, he just doesn’t trust the people of midgard

‘if anyone troubles you, lady y/n, shout for help and i will hear you even if i am to be across midgard’

or something like that 😭

will unabashedly talk about your profession if asked

your biggest defender & supporter <33

bucky —

‘damn’

might drool a little ;)

then the fucking jealousy hits

and he just cannot get over the fact people get to see what’s his and his alone

expect some comments- tho all with purely heartfelt intentions

might catch him trying to convince the strip club owner to close it down

& he might.. jokingly.. suggest you get of on his metal arm cuz you like dancing on metal so much

he has a thing for your stripper heels too, and the outfits 😩😩😩

knock the fucking wind out of him

considers getting a stripper pole in your bedroom or summin so you can give him a show

all for education purposes ofc :)

checks how much money you make in a night and sees if it’s enough for his girl

if it’s not, he’ll have you do a show and give you the appropriate tips he knows you deserve

sam —

‘damn girl’

honestly is immediately turned on as images of you on a pole in slutty outfits fill his mind 😩

but then he’s like hold up-

people get to see you do that

half pouts & half glares at nothing at this realisation

has you give him lap dances and while you’re doing it he’ll brag that he has you doing it for free bc you’re all his

hands on your ass, ‘this is mine’ then a prolonged double boob squeeze ‘these are mine too’

checking you for any hand marks etc as soon as you walk through the door

making sure your shift went okay

and making sure that you’re okay

has you take selfies in your outfits before you go on

videos are acceptable and more than welcome, as well

wanda —

just raises an eyebrow at you at first

she could literally read your mind; she already knew

she would have said something to you if she felt it necessary but it’s not like she would ask you to quit, your body your choice & your life your choices

honestly thinks it’s attractive

thinking about you pole dancing in the sluttiest little bikini makes her wet

a fantasy of hers is you giving her a private show tbh

those outfits tho 😩😩

she cannot get over them.

the thought of people staring at you lustfully does make her slightly homicidal but we move

jumps at any opportunity to see you in action.. just, in private

the muscle you’ve gained from your job does turn her on quite a bit

has her way with you after work & presses kisses all over ur body to remind you that you’re hers :)