#i cant put on CHAPSTICK without it REALLY hurting

[orcelito]

You know what man the fact that I can't fuckin do shit with my cheek without pain is NOT helping bc I can't like. Smile. Or sing along to songs. Bc too dramatic of movements Hurts

Sitting here like 😐 all the time and I swear my mood is following

[comfyswitcherblanketfort]

Horse info 101

A horse girl’s guide to the basics for fic writing with an important and lively horse involved:

This got kinda long I’m kinda sorry but not at all lol 

There's three basic gaits (speeds with different patterns of hoof-fall/leg movements

Walking is the slowest and is a four beat gait, meaning each foot hits the ground at a different time. Usually the same pace as a walking human when the horse is calm. Some breeds can walk HELLA fast though. Most horses will fill the same spot/hole where their front hoof was with their back hoof on the same side. If they overstep they clip their fetlock (joint lookin bit above the hoof) or pastern (bit between the hoof and fetlock) and can injure themselves. 

Now trotting. The middle gait, a person can jog next to a trot at a comfortable pace but if you push them a little horses can trot faster than your average HS track endurance athlete. Once again some breeds can trot HELLA fast. This is a two beat gait in that two diagonally opposite legs are moving in unison. In some english saddles (I’ll get into that later if we have class time) it’s easier to post while the horse is trotting rather than sit for the gait. That just means you stand up in the irons (stirrups on an english saddle, we’ll also cover that later) at the same time that one of the front legs moves forward. 

Also, see how the trotting horse’s head looks? That’s how they travel when they’re relaxed and attentive. The tucked head thing you see Roach doing is because there’s tension on the reigns and Henry learned to ride for an english seat not a western pleasure seat (might get into those but they’re really not important)

Time for the Canter/Lope. This is a three beat gait so that means two legs are moving in unison and the other two are not. Horses canter/lope fast. This is the go-time gait. Some performance/dressage horses are trained to canter extremely slow but if we’re talking transportation trained horses they’re not gonna be that kind of slow. Your average human is not gonna be able to keep up with this for long if at all. This varies in speed too. There's a rather casual canter seen in the gif directly below, then below that is the balls to the wall canter/lope that most horse people just refer to as a run. That’s as fast as they can go.

Basic tack names

Halter + Lead/Lead Rope - these can be made of rope, leather, nylon (more modern) but the halter is generally used for leading and tying.

Bridle - this is the one that you use while you ride, it holds the bit in their mouth. There’s millions of different types of bridles but they’re usually made out of leather even now. sometimes you get rope/nylon ones but I don’t trust them.

Reins - connect to the bit and you use them to steer and control speed. Horses trained in western or one handed riding will ‘neck rein’ which means if you move your hand to the right and the left rein brushes their neck they will move to the right.

Bit - the metal piece in the horses mouth. most english riding bits are broken (joint in the middle) and most western ones are solid. there’s a gap behind the horse’s front teeth and that’s where the metal sits. Some horses have smaller mouths than others and do better with solid bits because the ‘broken’ ones will hit the top of their mouth and hurt. There’s also things called ‘shanks’ on some bits which are just longer pieces of metal that attach to the sides of the pieces in their mouth and point downward. This gives the rider more leverage and makes any tug on the reins stronger. (google “Horse bit shank” if this doesn’t make sense)

Saddle - you sit in it. simple right? wrong. There’s two main types of saddles, Western - with the horn like you see in the running gif, and English- the loping gif without the horn. The saddles used in the Witcher look like the pre-english saddle versions but the basic parts you need to know are the same. The part where you ass goes? that’s the seat. the part right in front of your crotch? That’s the pomel. that’s your ‘oh shit handle’ if anything goes screwy (other than the mane). The part that sticks up and keeps your ass in place? That’s the cantle. I like western saddles SO MUCH MORE but i also grew up mainly riding western so im biased. 

Stirrups/Irons - stirrups and irons are where your feet go. In western saddles they’re called stirrups and they’ve got wider decorative leather flaps (called fenders, also originally added to protect trousers/legs from the horse sweat and the buckles of the cinch) and on english saddles they’re called irons because they are usually made of iron and rather slim. Geralt’s irons look pretty similar to modern ones, slim leather straps, minimal iron (or steel or any other strong metal really). Traditional english riders have knee high boots like you see in regency costumes which removes the need for the fenders like on western saddles. 

Cinch/girth - this is what keeps the saddles on. You take a strap and attach it to one side of the saddle, run it under the belly right behind their front legs and attach it to the other side. Its usually made of a strong fabric with wool or some kind of softer lining for western riding. English riding uses a leather one most of the time though this horse girl hates them because they’re harder to cinch up. English saddles use buckles while Western saddles use another leather strap to run through the chinch/girth buckle and you either tie it off or use it like a belt. 

Chest strap - this keeps the saddle from sliding backwards. It’s attached to both sides of the saddle by buckles and between the front legs its attached to the cinch/girth. this is pretty universal but not always used. Geralt uses one though. 

Saddle pad - goes under the saddle to protect the baby’s back and whithers (spot where the neck meets the back and the mane ends)

Tacking up and untacking takes time. This is usually 5-10 minutes when done at a leisure pace and done right.

Basic grooming

Brush down before tacking up - you don’t want stuff chaffing the pony while you ride

brush after untacking- helps clear skin of irritants and feels nice

Shedding scraper/curry comb to get rid of shedding hair - if you want a pic of these just google them I think I’m close to the pic limit for my post. 

HOOF PICK - keep the baby's feet clean and clear if rocks so they don't bruise but also so nothing get infected

Yes, plz brush their mane it gets MATTED - a hairbrush works but a wide tooth comb is best

Horses roll to itch their backs and clean off, sounds counterintuitive with the dirt but it works

Shaving a little spot for the bridle to sit is pretty modern but it's easier for everyone involved

Horse Colors- guys roach is not brown she’s a chestnut color

The only thing I have to add to this is that the “Leopard” one is called “appaloosa” in the US at least, and “Pinto” is also reffered to as “Paint” and there’s all sorts of different patterns that you can see. also i want a buckskin so bad. yes i was obsessed with Spirit as a child why do you ask?

Travel care of your babies

Horses CAN and have subsisted off roadside grasses and grazing at night BUT it's good for them to get a lil something extra ESPECIALLY if you’re keeping them in a stall at night where they can’t graze.

Hay and grains like cracked wheat, oats, barley and the like are commonly found in horse feed. Also a lil drizzle of molasses is chock full of calories and all my horses LOVE the taste.

also while we’re talking food: some horses cant keep all the juice/bits in their mouth when they eat apples (we fondly call it making applesauce) or other treats/veg. Yes it gets all over your hand, yeah its kinda gross, but there’s worse things.

Shoes. Babe's need horse shoes. Especially if they're walking over rocks and roads.

Throwing a shoe (when it comes off on accident) is painful sometimes and if left un-dealt with can affect their joints and spine. Imagine walking around in one heeled shoe and one athletic shoe all day. Ow.

On that note though, on lighter travel seasons it's nice to give their hooves a break from shoes (also cheaper)

Horse moods:

horse mood ear chart here: I cant add much tbh

If a horse is comfortable/happy/relaxed they will ‘chew’ on nothing. Just kina a little lip smack type deal. My horse’s bottom lip would hang a couple centimeters below his top one when he was relaxed and I would put my chapstick in it while I fussed with other things.

When a horse is uncomfrotable/scared/tense their lips get sealed tight. I call it ‘fish butt lips’ bc they’re watertight and NOTHING is getting in there. 

Stamping hooves can be a few things. Antsy and ready to roll, nervous, deadass scared, or playful/excited. 

A full whinny is communication - saying hi, warning, scared, etc.

the really soft whinny is called a nicker and its my favorite sound okay? that’s little soft communication and its usually reserved for times when they’re comfortable.

When they’re really relaxed they’ll cock one of their back legs kinda how we shift our weight to one hip. 

general fun facts:

Some horses fake limp when they don’t want to work bc they are lazy and smart and realize their person will get off and check them out and maybe even give them a rest. 

You do a preliminary leg injury test by running your hands slowly over their legs and checking for hot spots - inflammation caused by injury is warm

Basic horse saftey is never stand directly in front of the horse if theres a possibility of spooking, if you’re gonna walk behind them walk out of reach of their hooves or right up against that ass. If they cant get a good wind up it wont do as much damage (on that note though I rode/trained horses for 18 years and was only kicked once by a foal). 

It’s kinda common sense not to walk/sidestep between your horses legs and under their belly but we do it all the time bc its a trust thing? adrenaline? its fun?

laying on your horse’s back sans saddle, and facing their butt is so nice okay, that ass is soft and cushy and perfect for a nap. I miss laying on my horses while they ate like this every damn day. 

Horses can sense your moods. Not unlike the whole ‘witchers smelling you’ thing. They can feel a difference in the tension on the reins and in your posture when you’re tense or relaxed.

Some horses will take care of their riders, some are absolute shits and push the limits for funsies. Some horses will only behave for people they’re used to too. Some horses have trauma from being mistreated and will have triggers kinda like people do. We had a horse who would freak the fuck out if anyone walked around with a red had but as soon as you took it off she was the most level headed horse we had.

A good portion of horses (Who aren’t scared of children) will behave better with kiddos or novice riders because they feel they’re nervous.

If they hurt while they’re moving they usually limp but sometimes they’ll buck. It’s their defense mechanism. 

Horses can’t sleep for too long laying down because their body weight will collapse their lungs. Most horses sleep standing up.

They can sit like a dog and it’s hella cute. 

Stung by bees? Most horses will take off at a dead sprint bucking and hopping unless you’ve done a lot of trust work/training with them

They also run and jump and buck and rear to play.

If theres two horses in a pasture together one will chew at the other’s whithers (or anywhere else) to ask them to scratch them the same way. its very cute and they sometimes try this with people.

horses hug. I cry. 

the whole deal with the rider/horse relationship is it’s a mutual trust you’re building. They let you sit on their back and do weird shit and you trust them not to throw you.  

Thank you for coming to class today! If there’s any questions feel free to message me! I’m not kidding I wanna answer your questions and I miss my horses so this is fun for me.

@elliestormfound​ here it is boo! lol 

[crash-cinematic-universe]

Fairy Lights, A Christmas Story, and Metallic Jacket

pairing: peter maximoff/reader

summary/ request:  hi! i have another weirdly specific request lol. can you please write something where the reader tells peter they love the lights at christmas and then when they go into their room they find that peter has covered almost all of it in fairy lights? thank you for all your amazing writing! - anon

warnings: I might have used a swear word. i cant remember and I am Too Lazy to check

notes: this shit is SO CUTE I am in love with Peter Maximoff

taglist: @lokiqueenofasgard​

          Ah, Christmas, the supposedly joyous holiday filled with laughter and gift exchanges and family. Everyone loves Christmas, right? Well, not exactly. You’re one of the seemingly very few that dislikes Christmas. Every part of Christmas had always been very emotionally strenuous for you as a kid, and once you became an adult all the magic and mystical factors were debunked and, frankly, boring. Most people are flabbergasted by the fact that you don’t like Christmas, and they usually freak out once they find out. You usually try to keep your mouth shut when the topic comes up, but you slip up on occasion. Unfortunately, that usually ends in situations like this.

        “What do you mean you’re ‘not a fan’ of Christmas?” Jubilee gasps, dramatically placing a hand on her heart. “What’s there not to love?”

        “My experiences with Christmas as a kid were never very positive, I guess.” you shrug nonchalantly, your  head rested on Peter’s lap. You were seated in the common room talking about the upcoming holiday. “Too many expectations that could never be reached. Plus all my friends were jewish so I knew Santa Claus wasn’t real from day 1.” Peter hums above you, his hand gently stroking your hair. Jubilee is in utter disbelief at your sudden confession, her mouth wide open.

        “Aw, come on, Y/n, you don’t like ANYTHING about Christmas?” She sighs. “Not the food or the candy or the family or the snow or the decorations or the traditions or the lights or the--”

        “I like the lights.” You cut off her incessant ramblings. “The lights have always been something I enjoyed. I used to always want lights in my room but my parents always said they looked infantile.” Peter frowns, once again neglecting to speak. Peter’s eyes shone with contemplation, his eyebrows furrowed. Peter is cute when he's deep in thought. Actually, Peter is cute all the time. His breathing hitches before a smile breaks out on his face and his eyes begin to sparkle more than usual.

        “What got ya all smiley, Silver?” you inquire, reaching up to gently stroke Peter’s pale cheek. He leans into your touch before his eyes meet yours.

        “I’m just thinkin’...” He trails off. “I mean, I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I do notice how much other people enjoy it. Maybe Christmas with us would make you like it more. You’d, ya know, stop associating Christmas with emotional exhaust and start associating it with m-- with us.” He smiles shyly at his slip-up.

        “I mean… I guess that’d work.” Excitement flashes across Peter’s face and he quickly stands up. 

        “Jubilee, Scott, Kurt-- we have work to do.” He pulls you off the small sofa with haste and plants his lips on yours. “I swear, I’m gonna make Christmas not shitty for you-- even if it’s the last thing I do.”

___________

        “Alright, baby, are you ready? Are you comfortable? You said this was your first time and, uh, I want it to be special.” Peter says quietly, his lips softly brushing against your ear. 

“Peter, we’re watching A Christmas Story, not having sex” Peter snuggles closer to you, giggling quietly at your humorous tone.

        “Hey, A Christmas Story is arguably better than--” He pauses for a moment, reconsidering his words. “Actually, nevermind.” He quickly inserts the cassette, his silver hair shimmering in the bright light of the TV screen. He crawls back over to you before resting his head on your shoulder. It was times like this that really brought Peter’s true personality out, no jokester facade, no burying his emotions, just Peter. A caring, vulnerable, softer Peter who was genuine and open and unapologetically himself. The last 24 hours were jam-packed with classic Christmas traditions; decorating a tree, decorating gingerbread men, snowball fights, Peter utilized his super speed and moved the mistletoe every time you walked under a doorway. All of this in an attempt to create positive Christmas memories-- hell, Peter didn’t even celebrate Christmas and he was still determined to make it better for you. Your wonderful boyfriend decided to end ‘The Ultimate Christmas’ with a viewing of his favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story. 

        “Peter?” You ask, and he turns to face you. His features are dark and shadowy in the dimly lit room, but he still looks like a god among men.

        “Yes, doll?” 

        “Thank you, and I’m sorry.” He raises his eyebrow and shoots you a confused look.

        “For what?” His silver hair falls in front of his eyes, his tongue darting out to wet his lips every so often. You make a mental note to get Peter chapstick for Christmas. 

        “I mean, you put so much work into making Christmas less shitty for me without even celebrating it yourself, and I feel like I haven’t really done anything for you.” Peter just smiles before pecking you on the cheek.

        “Aw, doll, don’t worry ‘bout that.” He assures. “You make my holidays better just by being here.” 

______

        “Peter, where are you taking me?” You laugh as your boyfriend leads you down the hallway with his hands over your eyes. 

        “Just a second, babe, then you’ll find out.” His voice was low in your ear, his breath hot on your neck. “Dude, I’m the best boyfriend in the whole damn world.”

        “Damn right,” you chuckle, and you can practically hear Peter grin. Your eyelids begin to glow a dark red as you take a sharp turn, a bright light peeking through to your closed eyes.

        “Alright, babe, are you ready?” He pecks your jaw as you nod, and he giggles. “You’re gonna love this… at least, I hope you will.” With that, he pulls his hands away from your eyes and reveals your location.

        You were standing in the middle of your bedroom, business as usual, except for one crucial detail. Hundreds of bright white fairy lights are strung up around your bedroom. It’s beautiful, the lights illuminating Peter’s grinning face, making his eyes shimmer like the stars in the sky. You froze, the gesture itself enough to make your eyes fill with tears-- and making Peter’s fill with worry.

        “Hey, Y/n, do you not like it? I can take them down if--” You cut off Peter’s insecure ramblings by slamming your lips on his, your arms grabbing his waist as you do so. Peter is shocked at first, but he gleefully returns your display of affection. You pull away and rest your forehead against Peter’s, his chest heaving slightly.

        “I love it,” You whisper. “This is the nicest, kindest, most generous thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you so much.” Peter smiles ear to ear, his eyes lighting up with each word.

        “You deserve it, babe.” The lights practically reflected off Peter, the mixture of his metallic jacket and bright smile making him almost hurt your eyes. “Hey Y/n?” He asks quietly.

        “Yes, Peter?”

        “Do you like Christmas now? Did I succeed?” You smile at his antics and his childlike gaze full of hope and pride.

        “I like Christmas,” I smirk. “But I love you.”

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

hey i recently found out that my family n i are moving to texas in a few months but im a northerner who cant handle heat.. do u have any suggestions so i don't die

okay--

100% cotton clothing breathes better than anything else, buy cotton shirts and underwear

light colors and thin fabrics

11-4 are the hottest times of the day, plan accordingly.

sunscreen is very important. buy lotion with sunscreen put in it at like the walgreens or something if you can afford it. even when it’s cloudy

drink water!!! soda dehydrates you really quickly, drink lots of water. there’s the joke that clear pee is the best pee but there is nothing more embarrassing (or dangerous) than almost fainting while going for a walk... so.. ya know

know the difference between heat exhaustion and dehydration. don’t want to freak out over something you can fix by sitting down and drinking something and you don’t want to brush off something that can hurt you

utilize the ac around you. hang at the mall without buying things, chill at a shopping centre, there’s no need to suffer outside if you don’t have to

seriously ac is the best invention in the world

don’t walk around barefoot, you WILL burn your feet. i have a neighbour who was seriously injured walking around on the road without shoes. similarly, walk your dog on grass, not concrete or the road, their feet could burn too

ice cream is good but keep in mind that dairy can also dehydrate you

ice packs!! have some in your freezer, they are so nice after coming home from 110* outside

windshield covers are sooo wonderful. you can burn your hands on seatbelts and stuff so be careful, and your phone can get damaged if you leave it in a hot car. anything that can, will melt. chapstick, thin plastic, etc

i usually leave my car’s ac running while i pack up groceries in the back and stuff so it isn’t boiling inside by time i get behind the wheel

 just be smart. watch the weather and keep posted.

if anybody else could add on that would be great. summer can suck but i hope you enjoy it down here! 

[eggroll-sushi]

1-150 ask mem

first of all, fuc k yoou

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

my mom??

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

outgoing around friends

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

u

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i dont know, ive heard that no one really hates me but like i find it difficult to find someone who i actually enjoy talking to

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

i dont really have any interest in anyone rn so... yes? id take care of myself

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

so far everyone that ive liked is a either a nerd or a pretty shitty person so like ,

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

no

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

in what way?? idk im still thinking of this oe guy he had his pants pulled up pretty high with a tight belt on and a big nose. im not thinking in a romantic way or anything i just... it was a weird combination. . ..his hair was ok i guess

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

uh yeah if its not in the brash or crude humor way

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

you

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“probably”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

killer - bastille, yeah i dont have any others that stand out particularly

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

i have curly hair so we just both suffer if they try running their hands through... but if i had a romantic s/o i probably wouldnt mind bein petted

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

yes? i think so

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i hung out with friends a lot.. .i think i dont remember

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

yeah i lovemy mom

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

scary either way.. but the universe is pretty big so i guess

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

not really theyre an asshole mostly

19. Do you like bubble baths?

i havent taken a bath in like 4 years.. but yes

20. Do you like your neighbors?

we do not talk

21. What are you bad habits?

being rude and disrespectful and aggressive

22. Where would you like to travel?

europe.. japan.. idk

23. Do you have trust issues?

no

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

sleeping and eating

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

i really dont know.. its like an all around tie.. .

26. What do you do when you wake up?

brush teeth and wash face, change into outside wear if im going outside, lotion my face and put on mascara, make tea/breakfast

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

overall just smoother.. like a more even tone.. but darker i guess

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

y ou

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

ive dated.. once but i didn’t even like the guy.. i just said yes because it was like. .mmkfkucin 5th grade and then he broke up with me (i didnt care tbh) and then asked me back?? it was weird because he told me he was breaking up because he found.. someone hotter or something and they said if he dumped me they would date him and they didnt.. .it was wild tbh i dont really know why they did this it was like 6th grade. ......... ... .anyways

30. Do you ever want to get married?

theoretically, yes? but idk it seems exhausting and i cant grasp the concept of someone actually liking me for so long

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

fuck i dont know i dont really think about that buds

33. Spell your name with your chin.

gthhju-asnhhy

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

no unless robotics counts

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yes

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i just try to do something funny

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

nice, a kind person, likeable, liberal, ,

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

tjmaxx, marshalls, burlington. i go stright to that mf clearance section

40. What do you want to do after high school?

perferably die, but thats unlikely so i wanna go into a good college, make friends, get a decent job

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

my mind says yes but my heart says no

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?

1) tired 2) mad 3) i cant/dont wanna make conversation 4) im just .. zoned out

43. Do you smile at strangers?

if they smile first

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

im fucking terrified of both

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

i have to go to school or i feel like shit

46. What are you paranoid about?

every time im disrespectful, aggressive, or really any action that i make

47. Have you ever been high?

no

48. Have you ever been drunk?

no

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

sure

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

it was a brownish orange (a coat with a hood)

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

ye

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

give myself a massive sponge dick

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i dont really wear makeup.. i like ChapStick

54. Favourite store?

tjmaxx

55. Favourite blog?

@eggroll-sushi​

56. Favourite colour?

orange? either a peachy orange or a borwnish orange. but i can appreciate a good palette

57. Favourite food?

id say pho but i like a lot of foods

58. Last thing you ate?

oreos and milk

59. First thing you ate this morning?

blueberry english muffin with honey butter

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

recently my team won a robotics comp

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

no

62. Been arrested? For what?

jesus no

63. Ever been in love?

no

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

well ... my mo was telling me goonight-- (i havent had one)

65. Are you hungry right now?

yeah

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

my tungle friends are also my irl friends

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter (i dont use either)

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr? i hate it tho

69. Are you watching tv right now?

n o

70. Names of your bestfriends?

you know who

71. Craving something? What?

food.. savory junk food........olives, nachos, ,,

72. What colour are your towels?

white

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

two, but i have 3 on my bed

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

i just keep em on my bed yeah

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

4 on my bed (god bless your soul, okoshi, wherever you are) but like.. 10 total?

75. Favourite animal?

cat but i also like most animals

76. What colour is your underwear?

its currently gray

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

dark chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

blue moon

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

black with white text

80. What colour pants?

shades of gray

81. Favourite tv show?

su? i dont really watch any others

82. Favourite movie?

the man from uncle movie/ kingsman

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls?

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls i guess

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

idk

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

starfish

87. First person you talked to today?

mom

88. Last person you talked to today?

you

89. Name a person you hate?

protein shake (jk)

90. Name a person you love?

my mother

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

maybe

92. In a fight with someone?

im constantly in a fight

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

one

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

many, over 10

95. Last movie you watched?

Logan

96. Favourite actress?

janelle monae always looks stunning

97. Favourite actor?

uhhhhhhhhh dwayne is a friend

98. Do you tan a lot?

yes?

99. Have any pets?

no

100. How are you feeling?

sick

101. Do you type fast?

not really

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

yes

103. Can you spell well?

yeah i guess

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

yeah i suppose

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

i went on a camping enrichment?

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

no?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yeah

108. What should you be doing?

studying for histry quiz

109. Is something irritating you right now?

yes

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

no?

111. Do you have trust issues?

im pretty sure this was already asked

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

mom?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

ass (im still a kid, right?)

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yes

115. Do you play the Wii?

when someone has one

116. Are you listening to music right now?

no

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

yes

118. Do you like Chinese food?

yes

119. Favourite book?

harry potteR?

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

yes

121. Are you mean?

yes

122. Is cheating ever okay?

no

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

no. once i stepped in a massive puddle and got wet like halfway up my calf

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no

125. Do you believe in true love?

n..yes?

126. Are you currently bored?

yes

127. What makes you happy?

friends, having a good time, making people laugh

128. Would you change your name?

no

129. What your zodiac sign?

scorpio

130. Do you like subway?

yeah

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

we would both suffer

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

you (this is a repeat again)

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

//

134. Can you count to one million?

i could, yes

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

bro idk

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed

137. How tall are you?

5′4″?

138. Curly or Straight hair?

i have curly hair

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

summer

141. Night or Day?

cant choose

142. Favourite month?

november

143. Are you a vegetarian?

no

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

dark

145. Tea or Coffee?

tea

146. Was today a good day?

eh i guess

147. Mars or Snickers?

mars

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“you’re like shaggy from scooby doo; always alone”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes? im scared of them so

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“’You will blow your eyes out,’ said Nwoye’s mother...” (Things Fall Apart)

[kinghugin]

Tag Thingymabob

This is - um.

Okay it’s not the first time I’ve been tagged in one of these, but it is the first time I’m gonna do one.

Just gonna break all my yearly barriers in one fell swoop.

Thank you @topzyturvytwist for tagging me <3

rules: tag nine people with excellent taste. - lol okay, like that’s gonna happen.

colors I’m currently wearing: I’m in my new blue work jeans what I have just found out don’t have fucking front pockets!! Like what the fuck!! Where do you want me to put my shit!! Baby pink unicorn tee, cos yeah, whatever. Black ankle boots, what I can finally wear now it’s warming up a bit! Fuck yes I have an extra two inches of height added to my short arse! And my black biker jacket.

last band t shirt I bought: hahahhaha wow! Take me back to the year 2000 while I try to remember. I’m gonna go with AC/DC because I think i owned one at some point.

last band I saw live: The Killers? Maybe? Like 80% sure. Might have been Nickelback or Daughtry. Look it was last year and I’ve slept since then.

last song I listened to: This one is easy! That would be Say Amen (Saturday night) by panic! At the disco.

lipstick or chapstick: okay look, I have snake bites, neither of these fuckers are easy to get on. So none.

last movie I watched: Zootopia because it gives me life. But last movie I watched in the cinema was Black panther! What fucking ruled okay!! Like go fucking watch it.

last 3 shows I watched: The Ranch, cos Beau Bennett is my fucking jam! I want to be a sarcastic arsehole like him one day.

BnHa English dub, what let me tell you. It hurt okay. Hurt! I prefer the sub over the dub anyday

Great british bake off, comic addition. Because well, when your from England you can’t not watch it. And then seeing a load of famous people mess shit up so royalty. Yeah that’s the tea.

three characters I identify with: What even are these questions! Okay, erm. Well as I said above:

Beau Bennett (the ranch) cos his sarcastic humour is just me.

Neil Josten (all for the game) because I too like to say ‘I’m fine’ when I’m not (a lot like Deku in this new wonder duo blog) and also pick fights with people I should not.

Andrew Minyard (all for the game) because again I would like to kill anyone who touches me without my permission.

Putting another one here because why not:

Harry Potter, because I wish I would stop being dragged into shit I did not ask for. Also I’m a wizard and you cant prove otherwise, you muggles. 

books I’m currently reading: All for the game - Nora Sakavic (are you even surprised, it’s like the 12th time now)

And to much fanfiction to be classed as healthy.

and i tag: nope, not even. You really think my socially anxious arse can tag people. Hah!