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oozeandgoo-art · 1 year

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I'm going to be at TFCon Orlando in like two weeks and I'm gonna cosplay the most swagless, lame Drag Strip i physically can. i'm working so hard to make sure he looks as lame as possible. Anyway this is about what I'll look like in my DS Disguise also i needdddddd to write something really lame and stupid on his shirt. taking suggestions for the dumbest most stupid swagless bullshit someone with the general sensibilities of a thirty year old loser who uses tiktok too much would think was the Height of a Cool T Shirt Slogan lol

#not androidformers drag strip so im not putting it in that tag #but you could interpret this as androidformers if you want #humanformer #sorta #the glasses are soooooo utterly dogshit im really considering not wearing them #since i wont be able to see properly AND they have white fucking squares on them that make it HARDER to see #i got em from spencers. they are utterly perfect for drag strip. loser that he is #the wig is also god awful but specifically on purpose #i deliberately found the cheapest shittiest orange wig aliexpress had to offer #and then painted the roots black so it looks like it hasnt been dyed properly #kitchen sink ass hairstyle #drag strip #dragstrip #transformers #doodle

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