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sing-you-fools · 10 months

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I love when I search for something and the search function is like "hey I'm not gonna tell you this but I went ahead and included a bunch of relevant terms in the search for you, too! we'd hate for you to miss anything!" like wow the internet is so good now right?

what I searched: Freddie Purrcury

what I got: a whole fucking lot of monarchy memorabilia

#no it's cool you're right it's not like people understand the concept of searching for the actual thing they want #and no one has ever realized before that if their first search doesn't get them what they want they can try a different term #interacting with the internet these days gives me so much empathy for toddlers #like it's our mom going oh you want the boat? the ball? the bear?#and we're like no the banana i am saying banana just like you taught me why aren't you giving me the banana i could not be more clear here #fuck the monarchy i hate the monarchy if i wanted monarchy shit i wouldn't have been searching for freddie fucking PURRcury #like they had to go TWO steps there #just looking for a cute sticker for my kid and now i hate everything #the enshittification of the internet #it used to be so good #i don't even bother with google anymore this was on etsy #like i found what i wanted but i shouldn't have to sift through a bunch of irrelevant shit i hate because you threw in extra words #and obviously it's not because they don't want is to miss anything #or it is but it's anything we might impulse buy as we continue our search #once again the culprit is capitalism #fuck capitalism #rant #freddie purrcury #sing-you-fools

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