#i don't wanna have to call over an employee for this 😭

[fabulouslygaybean]

brb gonna go cry now

[luvyunjinxo]

airplane mode || karina x fem!reader

CW: s3x on an airplane 😭, y/n receiving, perv reader (not that bad I promise..), fingerfucking, possessive karina, not proofread. lmk if I missed anything<3.

You worked for an airline, to be specific you worked for the 5 star airline. It was hard to get into and had high beauty standards for the employees. Luckily you were accepted and worked with your crew, including this girl named Yu Jimin. She was the hottest amongst the group, and you couldn't lie she was mighty fine. During flights people would ask for her instagram, number, tiktok, you name it. and you couldn't lie about this either but you would get jealous even though it wasn't your place to be.

What made it worse was that you guys had short uniforms that didn't really go past your knees so you would see your colleagues shorts/sometimes only underwear. Karina would accidentally bend down every now and then which caused some travelers to look. That made you infuriated.

You guys were on your flight as usual except that it was a 14 hour flight. Always having to tell the passengers to buckle their seatbelts, or to quiet their kid down and you've had such a shitty flight you could use some karina omg.

It was now time to pass out the passengers food/dinner and you and karina were on the job. You just had to stay behind her while she would pass out the food just in case she needed help and lord .. it was a painful job.

She would have to grab food from the bottom of the food cart, which meant she had to always bend down. This time, her shorts were shorter. Almost exposing her underwear and crotch. You could clearly see she was wearing some lace underwear and it seemed like she didn't wanna hide it either.

Literally she has bent down at least 100+ times now and your princess parts were dying at this point. Your panties were drenched and soaked by the way Karina was making you feel. You were thinking about her long fingers pumping in and out of you, her bending you over, spanking your ass and calling you a good girl. Man, you needed that badly. You were getting lost in your thoughts until a calm voice spoke.

"Hey Y/n are you okay? I asked you to pass me the napkins for the passengers five times already."

"Sorry rina, I just don't feel well and getting lost in thoughts." You bowed, passed her the napkins and rushed to the back leaving her confused. No you weren't okay, your wetness spread to your thighs and your dumbass is in the back trying to clean yourself up where all your colleagues could walk in any moment.

Little did you know, the taller girl was almost about done passing out all the food and she was about to come in the back where you were. You were done cleaning yourself up, which you think you got most of the wetness off your thigh.. you think. Anyways you were bent over the small counter you guys had in the back head down, ass up, didn't care if anyone walked in now because you were so stressed and tired. You were about to fall asleep in that position I swear.

Karina on the other hand, had walked in at least 2 minutes ago but she didn't notice you till she was done cleaning the cart. She knew about all your little doings, seeing you stare, looking at her every move & you getting jealous. She knew what affect she had on you too. She obviously decided to tease you to your limits tonight knowing you guys had a 14 hour flight together.

Seeing you bent over like that.. sent an affect on her too. Something just snapped in her, and she felt like a full on beast wanting to ruin your pretty cunt completely.

She patted you gently, "Y/n .." and as soon as you looked up at her she had lust in her eyes, complete desire in her eyes and it was all just for you. You were still bent over and she had one hand trap you which meant her left hand was gripping on the small counter.

You were so confused and you felt your wetness dripping down your thighs AGAIN. lost in thought once again, you felt her slender fingers suddenly touch your clothed cunt slowly. With her ring and middle finger, she was rubbing your folds so slowly you swear you were just gonna start humping her fingers if she wouldn't do anything.

"r-rina? what are you doing?.." you asked as she kept rubbing painfully slow.

"making you beg and realize y/n. I know the way you look at me when I bend down. do I make you horny baby?"

you look up at her again seeing her seductive eyes and whimpered because she spanked your ass cause you wouldn't answer.

"answer, or else there will be consequences princess." she spanks you again.

"rina n-no were gonna get caught back h-here.." she rolled her eyes and gave you another spank, but this time to your clothed cunt.

you jumped and yelped to the sensation:(

she really didn't give a fuck so she pulled down your underwear to your knees and collecting your wetness with her fingers.

"was this why you went into the back? to get away from me hm?" she started to toy with your clit, rubbing and abusing it. you started to cry, you were really sensitive and you were bound to come just from that small foreplay.

enough with the toying around rina thought. she slammed her fingers into you roughly without saying a word to you and felt your fluids coming onto her fingers.

"if you wanted to fuck with me y/n why didn't you just say so? I would've bent you over myself and fuck your brains out."

she said while moving you right leg up to get more access to your cunt. shit, she hit your princess parts so well. with her left arm she started to undress your uniform top and groped at your titties while she continued to finger the fuck out of you.

she pinched your buds and played with it and all you could do is bend over like a good girl and take whatever she gave you:(.

"stand. I wanna taste you." you complied and stood against the counter as she ate you out, starving like you were her last meal.

"f-fuck! I-i can't anymore .." you moaned

"you can and you will. shut the fuck up you don't wanna get caught now right?" you were on edge about to cum from the ecstasy. you were moaning out all kinds of curse words at that point.

you gripped on her hair, making it all messy. before you came you looked down at her and you both made eye contact while she was sucking on your clit roughly. fuck that was such a pretty sight you thought.

"give yourself to me y/n, say your mine and say that cunt of yours is owned by me only." she mumbled while still giving you the best head ever.

"I-i cant! fuck .. i-im yours and you own me completely rina! shit just make me cum already!" you screamed while gripping her hair harder. she kept eating you out, more aggressively, and even using her fingers at the same time with the same pace.

you finally came and you screamed so loud, everyone knew someone was fucking in the back. you had your eyes rolled back and everything. you even collapsed on the floor from being so fucked out. she kissed you on the lips helped you get dressed again, and you even helped her fix her hair into a neat bun then headed out to work again.

all the passengers complained with a noise complaint, and gave both of you very weird looks knowing you two were the ones fucking back there. you both knew you guys would get scolded by your boss but it was so worth it.

whenever you guys needed to fuck again, you would just signal each other "airplane mode" from across the plane, and you would fuck all over again<3.

[greenunoreversecard]

Hi! ^^ Can you do lloyd garmadon x reader? Like literally anything. Im so starved for fics it isn’t even funny 😭

A/N: this came to me in a dream

This is a drabble.

TW: DEATH, SUICIDE.

Each line break to Hamilton means new memory/setting btw

Wait for it

Theodosia writes me a letter every day

The hardest thing about being in love with a huge political and slightly governmental figure is the fact their always gone.

But there was a simple fix; writting each other.

Normally we text, but because he's always in such high altitudes and other dangerous areas, it's been easier to write letters.

I'm keeping his bed warm while he's away

And it's worked well enough. When I do get to see him, we both joke about how our relationship is just 'victorian style'.

Luckily, the other ninja have let me live in the monestary, so I get to see as much time with Lloyd when he's back. The only condition is that I do upkeep- the chores and all that.

Love doesn't discriminate, Between the sinners and the saints

"How did you and Lloyd even meet?" I hear Jay ask from behind me, slurping the last of his drunk from his straw. "I don't think you guys ever really told us"

I feel a hand slide onto my waist, and I startled lightly before realising Lloyd's finally woken up. He hugs me from behind figure encasing me in his post-nap warmth and his head lolls into my shoulder.

"We met at Doomsday. They were a new employee" Lloyd turns his head to the right to look at Jay as he speaks.

"Typically nerd stuff. Should've expected it" Jay replies rolling his eyes.

I can sense Lloyd's eye roll, but don't see it as I'm busy cooking. I do feel his head turn back into my neck, and his soft press of kisses.

It takes and it takes and it takes And we keep loving anyway

The last time I spoke to Lloyd in person there we got into a... Disagreement, of sorts.

I never meant to stir up anything.

I had asked why every ninja needed to go on every mission, instead of just sending 2 at a time.

I mean, all of them are exhausted, and could use the time to themselves, switching out shifts with each other or something.

That was the wrong thing to bring up apparently.

One thing led to another and the debate got heated, to the point I left the monistary and went to go live with my friend for the time being.

I couldn't handle it at that moment.

its been about 3 weeks since then.

We talked over phone but decided it's best to live separately because the close quarters was giving him anxiety, due to the fact their already at risk of being attacked and he didn't wanna drag me into it.

I understand that. It just hurts because he let all of it out onto me, all because of a suggestion. I can understand how worn thin he is, maybe it wasn't the best time. He had, after all, just gotten back.

He told me we would talk in person about everything, we'd lay it all on the table after he got back.

From another mission.

I didn't know its be his last.

Death doesn't Discriminate, Between the sinners and the saints.

Its kind of ironic, it ends where it began.

Doomsday comic.

It has been a normal day, until that point, I'd gone into a shift.

It wasn't until 8 hours into my 10 I heard the screaming.

Our glass windows shattered. Some sort of- monster thing breaks in through the window.

It looks decrepit and I can see the dark red dripping from its mouth, the once blue shirt sticking out of its jaw.

The smell is putrid now, and gets worse as it's ink black body creeps closer. I duck down underneath my counter and press the emergency button.

Im covering my mouth, trying to hold down the vomit from the sheer smell of the eyeless creature, and I hear it's wet patters against the floor. It looked like it was made of tar.

I don't get another moment to think before I hear a crash. It's towering over me now.

"Don't FUCKING touch them!" I hear a voice call from behind me and the creature.

A flash of green.

Lloyd.

The monster teeters where it stands from Lloyd's attack, and I make a dash for it.

"N/n stay cl-"

I don't hear the rest of Kai's warning before I turn around.

I wasn't smelling decay, I was smelling acid.

Beams falls. I scream.

A flash of green.

A gush of red.

Lloyd's arms are caged around me, and his scent would be comforting if we weren't stuck in a pile of rubble.

"Hey, baby. Are you alright?" He asks, eyes gentle and searching.

I nod.

"Ok, just uh- I'm sorry I've dragged you into this. And uh, don't look down, k?"

"Dove, I knew what I was getting myself into by dating you and wha-"

I look down.

There's at least 1, maybe 2 beams sticking out. Of his torso, one lighly impaling my leg.

I feel my bile rise again.

My eyes water. I knew what was gunna happen.

"I- I said dont-"

"No. No. No. No-"

My breath picks up.

"I- this isn't real- I cant- this-"

"hey hey hey, look in my eyes baby? Mkay?"

I look at him through my tears, his figure slightly blurry.

"its-...." he pauses, wincing and forcing another breath to enter him. "don't forget what I say next ok?"

I nod quickly.

"Y/N M/N L/N, I love you more than anything. You are my yin, you are my life. You are my everything. And I need you to know, I will always love you."

"Don't- don't speak like your gunna die, Lloyd, please."

I hear the others calling us.

"it's-" he forces another breath. Can I kiss you, one last time?"

"your not gunna-"

"we both know its give or take a few minutes, baby."

I kiss him, like it's the last time I every will.

Because it is.

Life doesn't discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes

I don't remember anything after that.

I miss him.

I miss my Lloyd.

It's been 6 months since then. The ninja disbanded. And I'm at the tallest tower in ninjago city, debating if I should take a leap.

Life doesn't discriminate

My left foot dangles precariously.

I jump.

Wait for it

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

the ichiban peer review dick pic is SENDING ME. 😭😭😭

(Group Chat)

Ichiban: [Camera_43.jpg] guys tell me does this look good?

Nanba: Can you PLEASE give us a warning text before sending a picture of your penis. The Chief was right behind me when I opened this.

Zhao: it looks good but don't make that the first one you send. You wanna work up to a full cock shot to tease them a little. so first do one with your belt undone, ask if they want more, and then go down to boxers and THEN if they want more you just bareeeely pull the waistband down lower and lower

Adachi: Sounds like a lot just to get to the best part, though.

Joon gi-Han: Actually Zhao has a point. Seduction is typically a gradual and slow burn that gets more and more intense the more you lead your partner on.

Adachi: You're saying that like you've sent some of these before...

Joon gi-Han: I WAS trained to be the double for the man that revolutionized the women-centered adult entertainment industry. This sort of thing was part of my training

Zhao: can't say the same for the Liumang lol. i just had to learn shit like martial arts/"interrogation"/money laundering.

Ichiban: Can we get back to the task at hand guys? Here I took one with my pants tugged down a little to show my bulge [Camera_44.jpg]

Zhao: NICE, that's what'll rev their engine 👀👍

Adachi: Did you always have a happy trail? Usually whenever you throw your shirt off, I'm standing behind you

Ichiban: Actually I used to shave pretty often but they said they liked seeing the trail there once, so I kept it 😅

Joon gi-Han: I like that it's at an angle that casts a shadow over part of your pubic bone, it exaggerates the "V-lines" where your lower navel ends, and hips and pubic area begin.

Adachi: Nanba, you're a nurse. Do all guys have those? And women like seeing it?

Nanba: It's only visible in people with lower than average body fat, so you see it most often on athletes. I hate that I'm still part of this conversation by the way

Zhao: do you think they'd want to see your abs a little too? maybe you should unbutton the bottom two buttons and wrinkle the fabric a little, make it look like you're about to start jerkin off. actually you could take pics after you start to show how much you want 'em for real right now

Adachi: Who the hell jerks off with just two buttons on their shirt unbuttoned while still leaving their shirt on?

Ichiban: I would but Eri's coming back to the office from her lunch break in about 20 minutes and I don't wanna risk her walking in and getting uncomfortable

Nanba: Yeah because God forbid you make anyone uncomfortable seeing unsolicited pictures of your penis. Can't imagine that happening

Joon gi-Han: In Ichiban's defense, he and Eri are employees in the same company. It's not like you have an HR department to make sure he doesn't do anything inappropriate.

Nanba: I SHOULDN'T NEED ONE

Joon gi-Han: I think it's best to send these two and then slyly arrange an evening together. You can caption the second one something like "Can't stop thinking about you...Promise you'll be good and wait until we're together tonight to have fun."

Zhao: dude if he writes that word-for-word they'll know it didn't come from him. he's not a classy dom kinda guy lol

Adachi: Yeah, he's more like one of those whatever you call them? Mimbos?

Zhao: ...yes. mimbo is absolutely correct. you're right

Saeko: Yeah, Ichiban is the kind of guy who'd say something like "You're so sexy ____‐chan 😱💖 Now you and those thighs are all I'm gonna be able to think about in this meeting...I'll try to come home early to show how much I missed you😈"

Next time you have a round table dick pic discussion can you make sure I'm not in the chat group, Ichiban?

[forwantofacalling]

hi bestie, i want to know your opinions for that lab partner/elevator/employee trainer ask game! you don't have to answer all/any of these but. i am so curious hehe

jing yuan, fu xuan, qinque

march 7th, dan heng, stelle/caelus

aak, hung, waai fu

furina, neuvillette, arlecchino

oh this is so funny okay

fuck/marry/kill except its get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, or they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

jing yuan/fu xuan/qingque:

first order of business i dont trust qingque in the lab OR in a kitchen so into the elevator she goes. I'd love to say jing yuan for that one because then i could probably just take a nap for the full ten hours but hey she can teach me how to play celestial jade or something. at least there's nothing to set on fire.

fu xuan and jing yuan is honestly a toss-up based on how much fu xuan cares about the task. she would be so very insufferable but i trust her to get the job done when it matters...that probably means I'd perfer her as a lab partner. honestly not a bad option ive probably had worse partners than her. at least she'd do her half of the report.

that leaves jing yuan to teach me how to work a frier. sure, i'd let him do that. he'd probably teach me the ropes and then come to work like 30 minutes late and once in a blue moon. i wouldnt be killing myself with any of the machinery though so i think thats a win.

march 7th/dan heng/stelle

i would let dan heng do any of these things. so the real question is with the other two.

...I'm not letting stelle in the kitchen. im also not letting march in the lab. she would drink the chemicals and i would be responsible. come to think of it i shouldn't let stelle in the lab either. shit. that leaves me with her in the elevator.

that's probably fine. its a closed metal box. i trust my ability to deal with stelle more when its not around dangerous tools or chemicals.

dan heng would get me an A in every lab no questions asked. he'd be the guy i never talk to outside of class and we'd speak in like five word sentences max but i'm not failing unless hell freezes over. he's probably actaully interested in the material too. 10/10 please introduce me an archiving job pleeeeeaseee

i want march to be able to cook. i think that would be cute. let her teach me how to stack a hamburger in the most aesthetic way i would absolutely let her do that. i would pose for her instagram stories. I would listen to her gossip. this job would never get boring.

aak/hung/waai fu

easy. hung mcdonalds, waai fu elevator, aak lab partner. now hear me out.

hung can cook so fucking well that if hes in somewhere as close as a mcdonalds im sure as HELL jumping for the chance to learn from him. also hes so goddamn nice. and strong. he can do handiwork and also beat the shit out of assholes i dont see any issue with this. 10/10.

waai fu is just friend shaped have you heard that girl talk i wanna be her friend. we would be so chill in that elevator yessss tell me all about your deadbeat dad and your found family i hope you kick that man's ass one day. good for you!!!! also she would let me take a nap without disturbing me. hung would too. honestly she and hung are interchangable i just worry that waai fu would end up being sued for punching someone during customer service.

okay look being lab partners with aak sounds like a terrible idea this boy is a genius pharm student who acts like a litearl child and would absolutely stab me in my sleep with a concoction from his mad scientist lab. BUT. he's a genius pharm student. as long as i DO ALL THE WORK and he agrees to answer my questions we're fine. we're fine. also i have his entire family on speed dial if that syringe gun gets anywhere near me waai fu would have him in headlock in two seconds flat sir i am calling your DAD.

furina/neuvilette/arlecchino

i feel like im being called out for not playign the fontaine quests yet 😭😭😭i only have a vague impression of what these guys are like pleaseee

furina i do NOT want to be stuck in an elevator with. i dont want to be in a closed space with arlecchino either. i feel like theres a good chance i would be fucking dead in the first two hours. or incredibly annoyed. ill take neuvilettte. this guy is fine. talk to me about water for 10 hours id listen.

now the question is who's mentee do i want to be. I feel like i should refuse arlecchino just on principle of whatever shes got going on with the siblings. she can be my lab partner. as long as we dont talk about anything except the work and she doesnt freaking kill me for messing anything up i think i'd survive. once the semester is over i can book it out of there. if furina was my lab partner i think the teacher would HATE us and i'd be dead by glitterbomb explosion by the second week.

that leaves furina at mcdonalds. i would not enjoy this and i would also not learn anything but its the lesser of three evils. i love furina but if i had to deal with her in real life i don't think there would be any way to win. i would just have to have her dragon on speed dial.

[alexbkrieger13]

I think I have a crush on a girl I shouldn't have a crush on and I don't know what to do. Help?

Don't wanna give out too much personal info so sorry if I speak in riddles. We barely know each other and have only met a few times, by chance due to scheduling. But each time we've had the opportunity to talk for a longer while, sometimes alone with no one else around to hear. It so happened I mentioned a few things and it felt so natural to open up to her. She shared, without detail, she had gone through some hard times herself and opened up a tiny bit. We connected on that day in that moment and she put her hand on my shoulder. Next time we met we had a long talk about personal things you don't just tell anyone and it felt like we connected even more. I told her then I'm gay. She didn't reveal her orientation and she hasn't mentioned if she's single or dating anyone. I've gotten the impression she's not seeing anyone tho from some things she's said.

Recently we got "stuck" together for a good 2-3 hours. Most time among other people so no time for much personal talk. When we left she had to help me get up from a chair. I extended my arm towards her and thought she'd grab my forearm and wrist. But she took my hand and kept holding it to my surprise while she gave me a gentle smile. She then squeezed my hand briefly. When I by reflex squeezed her hand back before stopping myself and relax my grip she stroke me over my hand with her thumb a few times. As we walked towards the door she offered me to keep holding her hand. I was so out of it and didn't think further than I didn't need walking assistance so I said no. I've regretted it ever since 😭 (Who says no to holding a gorgeus girl's hand when she asks you if you wanna hold hands 🤦‍♀️). I'd noted I felt attracted to her previously but more on a superficial level. Spending so long time talking with her last week awoke my interest tho and I really noticed her. Can't stop thinking about her now.

Later the same day I needed to call her workplace and it's like a phone several people use and whoever is at the office answers. She picked up and just said hi and my name. She knew I'd recognise her. We spent some time talking on the phone when she helped me with what I needed help with. A few days later I needed to text the workphone. First another person texted me back and then I think it was this girl who answered my second text. I don't know if it was her because it's another girl at her workplace with the same first name. She'd added an emoticon last in her answer next to her name. Like she wanted me to know it was her and not the other girl.

We're not colleagues or collaborate occasionally but we're in a position it'd be inappropriate if something should start to develop between us. I don't think it'd matter it'd be mutual with consent from both. She could potentially get in trouble for it and in worse case have to stop working where's she's at now. She's not a regular employee either and it could potentially affect her if she wants to change jobs in the future to something similar or start working full time there. She's a stand in when they need extra people and she has another job at a store. The second issue is she's younger than me. Much much younger but she's an adult. She's very mature for her young age and it feels like she's just a few years younger than me.

I know what she thinks of me. During one of our personal long talks one on one she said twice I was a very beautiful person. She's told me she can feel the emotions of other people when they're telling her things and that she thought I had that gift too. Gift was the word she used. She's an empath maybe more so than me. Maybe she sensed last we met I was happy to see her again and how effortless things felt between us. It was like her soul recognised mine somehow. Maybe she sensed I subconsciously felt attracted to her and decided on a whim when the opportunity came to take my hand and do what she did. If it was just her squeezing my hand I'd written if off as she'd wanted to reassure me. It's what happened afterwards and the text with the emoticon that bugs me.

I don't know when or if I'll get to see her again. She's told me all the times we've met as we parted that she'd be a stand in from time to time and at the store this summer. She hasn't told me which one, just a store in town. Last time it sounded like she'd start to spend more time working at the store. She said it'd be the other girl with her name who'd meet me and not her. She has more than once told me where I can find her this summer. I just have to "work for it" and visit the stores in town until I spot her...

All I know is I can't stop thinking about her and that if I'd meet her every day at work or school I'd fallen for her a long time ago. I'm so confused. I can't act on it and she can't either if she happens to have romantic feelings for me if she's even gay to begin with. We can't control our emotions tho and if there's something there me and her would have to keep it a secret if we can't stay away from each other.

I think if somethings meant to happen you'll end up crossing paths. With the age thing imo i don't think age should be a hindrance as long as your both alright with it

[narrie]

RESAL, need a friend's advice, so I come to you. Apologies in advance for long-ass message! 🥹 Few days ago, there was an internet outage in my building. My neighbor-friend and I decided to walk over to our common friend's place who lives 10 mins away so that we could connect to work from his house. Now, this guy (whose house we were in) and I work for the same company and my neighbor works for a different company. In few mins she shush-ed us and joined a call. I too had my own team meeting at the same time, so to not bother her, I chose to type my responses on the meeting chat. I finished 2 such meetings the same way. My next call was an hour later and it was an HR townhall meeting to which ALL employees usually dial in. So I turned to my colleague to ask whether he's planning to join that call. Also, by this time I had forgotten about my neighbor's work-call. So when I was speaking to my colleague, she turned around furiously and started packing her stuff up and said we were being unprofessional and she needs complete silence so she's leaving and she walked out of the house. The two of us were left speechless by her sudden burst of anger and now we don't know how to talk to her. It's been a whole week of silence now. We used to meet up and hangout almost every day before. I texted her asking if she wanted to go grocery shopping today and her response was so dry and late that it seems she's still upset with me. What do you think I can do now?

um tell her to grow tf up WHAT 😭 how old is she fr omg was it ever that serious...no job in the world could have me acting like that lmao i'm personally not someone who runs after ppl tbh so i'd just let her come to me, especially when she's clearly the one who has an issue, but if u really wanna Do smth about this then i'd just ask her outright if she's upset with u and talk about it (and then tell her she needs to grow up)

[virgil-says-things]

I don't understand why Veronica is upset when she already knows about Kevin's wife - I mean. 'u should've seen his face when he saw her' the implications do make sense there but the rest of it?

love Veronica saying the house is quiet and Fiona immediately yelling to wake everyone else up for breakfast

is Frank drinking an egg. that is vile. ew. I'm imagining that. ew!!

Sheila gave Frank money and he is so not gonna use it for the doctors appointment Hymie needs to go to idk if he even took the address from Sheila

'Kevy-caf' brb while I throw up what the hell.

employee snapped and quit so Fiona immediately takes the job opportunity and I think I should have that kind of energy in my life tbh - also they get everything for free which is cool

the manager. does the manager want to fuck Fiona? sir she. she's ur employee now??

what the fuck?? Frank. injected Hymie with. a drink??? I can't remember what he ordered but what the fuck!! see I knew he wouldn't take Hymie to the doctors can people stop trusting him now

'I'm calling the police and reporting child abuse' pls do Kate.

of course Frank thinks vaccines cause autism

Lip, Carl and Ian are going pedophile hunting as they should tbh

Frank none of ur children r dying quit manipulating people

hold up why'd they go grab Terry of all people to go beat up this child rapist is it not implied that he rapes Mandy?? or am I misunderstanding

Mickey <33

the way they all hesitated when child rapist turned out to be female

Ian thinking Kash did nothing wrong hurts every single time I see this scene 'I was 15 I was old enough to make my own decisions' 😭

what the fuck Frank is tricking Carl into thinking he has cancer

he's shaving Carl's hair and the hair is falling onto Hymie for fucks sake Frank!!! choking hazard!!

Lip walked in and Frank said he's shaving Carl's head because of lice. oh my god.

'make sure u wash ur sheets too' (Lip) 'I look like a woman?' (Frank) shut up Frank

'the cancer makes u a man' Carl please. u don't have cancer and u shouldn't keep this whole thing a secret. 'and as a man, it's ur job to keep secrets from the women who love u' Frank!!!

Lip's trying to prove that Blake (convicted child rapist) is actually a child rapist because when all of them went over there she claimed she didn't screw the kid just loved him and it's so awkward to watch

Ian's upset over Mickey fucking Angie. and Mickey doesn't seem to realise or care. ouch!

'you tried to run me over with ur car' (Kevin) and she starts laughing?? 'it was the pregnancy hormones' (Kevin's ex wife - Cheryl) what the fuck.

she's had a kid for 12 years and only just told Kevin about him and that he might be Kevin's

BLAKE IS KISSING LIP. OH MY GOD. EW. does this mean this whole thing is over now?? I really fucking hope it does I hate it I hate it all so much

this kid is 12 why is he smoking actually ignore me his mother is Cheryl

Veronica just found out about Cheryl's kid maybe being Kevin's.

'he doesn't have a year!' (Frank) now Carl thinks he's gonna be dead in less than a year!! I want this whole thing to be over too

Estefania ignoring Jimmy even though he's saying no to sex over and over. what the fuck

Ian is somewhere with Ned I can't remember where and Mickey's watching from across the street 😭

Veronica and Fiona are talking about their whole situation in the kitchen and Veronica said she doesn't wanna make Kevin pick her over his wife and kid so she's basically admitting defeat and Fiona responded with 'screw that' and stormed out of the house 😭

Fiona grabbing the drink out of Kevin's hand and just. dropping it onto the floor. and it shatters. and then she just. absolutely goes off. iconic tbh.

Ned referred to Mickey as Ian's boyfriend and Mickey laughed, said 'the fuck u call me?' and started beating Ned up. that. I forget he's actually homophobic during the earlier seasons.

Ian punching Mickey to get him off of Ned and then going to check up on Ned and everyone around them going to call the police yet Mickey doesn't run until Ian runs with him <3

them playfighting and giggling sm as they just. ness around. watch me sob they both sounded so happy

btw Lip ended up being fucked by Blake (if that's her name) and then after the scene with Ian and Mickey I just mentioned it cuts to Lip trying the same sex tactic with Mandy and Mandy wants to be the one doing it after a little bit and finds out Lip's not even hard and somehow finds out Lip basically cheated (idk where the correlation came from I know nothing about sex but she knows now because Lip did admit it by trying to justify it)

Kevin coming into the house and reassuring Veronica that he's not gonna leave her for Cheryl and Veronica starts sobbing and Fiona starts crying with her I love their friendship sm. Cheryl comes in and they both start laughing instead KSNDMFBDN

oh shit?? Kyle isn't even Cheryl's?? Kyle is Cheryl's sisters kid. so Kevin isn't the father. meaning this whole thing WAS a tactic to try to get Kevin back.

Veronica immediately getting up and beating the shit out of Cheryl (they're both fighting now) and Fiona cheering Veronica on <33

Veronica shoving Cheryl onto the sofa and sitting on holding one of her arms behind her back and yelling at her to sign the divorce papers and Kevin just quietly going 'if u could initial there too..' 😭

Kyle and Debbie's awkward child romance is lowkey so cute

Mandy going over to Blake's house while getting two of her brothers (not Mickey idk what the other two r called. Iggy and Colin??) to dig her grave 😭 love that tbh. telling her to move tonight or she'll be in the grave. 'tick tock. kid fucker.'

Fiona starting to cry while she and Jimmy are kissing and Jimmy putting away and going 'hey..hey, hey, hey..' he sounds so GENTLE oh my GOD I need him to communicate what's going on. I need this relationship to work out even though I already know it won't. 'I trust u' FIONA. PLEASE. I'm gonna sob. 'that's bigger to me than I love u. it's a bigger deal. I trust u.' FUCK.

Blake moved out so who'd they put in the grave they dug 😭