#i feel disgsted im writting abput this

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Don’t @ me, I have

I’m only two seasons into supernatural but it just seems like the plot when they’re not on about the plot is just:

fake ids

Dean commits tax fraud

angst about not having childhoods that isn’t explored (yet, idk)

lie to people

Dean flirts with people he finds attractive

Dean somehow gets involved in crime

Sam’s hair looks longer every second, they just keep getting guns (like how they get a different gun every episode)

moving from motel to motel more than Jay in Marble Hornets

in almost every major plot event there is a side plot where Dean is dying

they have a scrapbook journal like in Gravity Falls

the Winchester brothers actually speak to each other like a sibling would (calling each other names, fighting, etc)

at this point I’m pretty sure Dean’s fight or flight is just fight or bitch while Sam’s is fight or yell

Sam went from being a pacifist to catch these fists

lie more, attempt to lay low but just walk around in public as if they aren’t wanted

Sammy smarty pants keeps trying to make smart moves but his brother is a dumbass and influences him

“what do you mean this is a crime? I do it all the time”,

“let’s do this one on one, what could go wrong”

Breaking and entering has become a regular basis that I’m pretty sure they see a door and have to put all their Will into not breaking it down, like they could have a key or the door could be open but their first instinct is to knock it down (more Dean than Sam)

They could find a body and be like “haha, hope this doesn’t haunt me”

Who needs to be rich when you could commit tax fraud

“You committed a crime? Lemme hide the evidence for ya”

Explore Sam’s story and give him powers. Dean? Give him depression

Knocking Dean out? Have we done that this episode?

Let’s spin a wheel, what demon are we found

These two idiots get into the weirdest situations.