#i fucking spelt new jersey wrong

[ed89]

i need more bands that i love so much that i can obsessively search for every single damn song they have ever made and actually enjoy every song theyve ever made too. because so far its only been mcr and queen

[istanhenrywinter]

The validity of US states

guest starring my 1 am opinions

Alabama- not valid. Guns aren’t chill.

Alaska- VALID. but it should be Canada.

Arizona- just passing valid but only because of iced tea

Arkansas- not valid. See “I am confusion”

California- valid. Disney, surfing, movies, gay rights?? FUCK YEAH

Colorado- not valid. I’ve never heard about it other than ‘I’m a giraffe!’

Conneticut(?)-NOT VALID BECAUSE I CANT FUNCKIG SPELL IT

Delaware- what

Florida- valid only for that period in Brooklyn 99.

Georgia- not valid because they spelt feminist icon Atalanta’s name wrong

Hawaii-valid, but not as a us state.

Idaho- good for self esteem, and potatoes are important but not valid bc i dont like it

Illinois-Chicago’s cool so valid.

Indiana- valid. literally only because of the lesbians in trials of apollo and mr. jones

Iowa-not valid. I don’t care about how waluigi is doing at the bank

Kansas-not valid. If you have a place called ___ city, THATS YOUR FUCKING CAPITAL

Kentucky-I met a nice lady from Kentucky once. Valid

Louisiana-VALID AS HELL I LOVE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

Maine-I thought it was a city in Florida until I watched once upon a time. Not valid.

Maryland- not valid. Baltimore has more mass shootings monthly than Canada has per year

Masssacchhuussetsts- not valid because I can’t spell it. Move Boston to New York and call it a day.

Michigan- whomst

Minnesota- valid only because of the mini soda joke

Mississippi- not valid bc it’s not interesting

Missouri-peter quills from there but honestly not valid.

Montana- not valid because it sucks

Nebraska- are you rhyming your states or not. Not valid I don’t know where tf it is

Nevada-I went to Las Vegas once it sucked. Not valid.

New Hampshire-if you’re independent then why are all your places named after England you freedom fucks. Not valid.

New Jersey- valid because salt water taffy

New Mexico- valid. SAAAAANNN(t)AAAAA FEEEEEEEEEEE

New York-valid. But it needs to be renamed. I vote yew nork

North Carolina- what’s the difference between north and south Carolina? Not valid. Merge the two.

North Dakota- not valid

Ohio- not valid. What happens there? It is real? Experts say no

Oklahoma-valid but only if there is officially an exclamation mark

Oregon- valid I guess?

Pennsylvania- not valid. If Alexander Hamilton can’t spell it it’s spelt wrong.

Rhode Island- wtf is that. Not valid

South Carolina- see north.

South Dakota- not valid the name makes me extremely uncomfortable and I don’t know why

Tennessee- only ever said by creeps who think they’re smooth. Not valid

Texas- valid because it’s the size of fucking Australia and I’m scared they’ll hurt me otherwise

Utah-not valid the Mormon religion is weird

Vermont- I saw it in a Christmas movie and it’s essentially Quebec. Not valid.

Virginia- valid only because it’s named after queen Elizabeth I

Washington- valid because of my best friend

West Virginia- what the fuck

Wisconsin- not valid i dont like it

Wyoming- not valid bc its not real.